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The Scripts - English
Season One
Episode
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Web Script Date
01-Good News, Bad News BobbySacamono corrections: 13erla *1
4/5/03
02-The Stakeout BobbySacamono corrections: 13erla *1
4/5/03
03-The Robbery BobbySacamono corrections: 13erla *1
4/5/03
04-Male Unbonding BobbySacamono corrections: 13erla *1
4/5/03
05-The Stock Tip BobbySacamono corrections: 13erla *1
4/5/03
Season Two
Episode
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Web Script Date
06-The Ex-Girlfriend BobbySacamono corrections: 13erla *1
4/5/03
07-The Pony Remark BobbySacamono corrections: 13erla *1
4/5/03
08-The Jacket BobbySacamono corrections: 13erla *1
4/5/03
09-The Phone Message BobbySacamono corrections: 13erla *1
4/5/03
10-The Apartment BobbySacamono corrections: 13erla *1
4/5/03
11-The Statue BobbySacamono corrections: 13erla *1
4/5/03
12-The Revenge unknown corrections: 13erla *1
7/11/03
13-The Heart Attack
unknown
14-The Deal
unknown
15-The Baby Shower
unknown
16-The Chinese Restaurant
Dave(ratboy)
17-The Busboy
unknown
Season Three
Episode
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Web Script Date
18-The Note Dave(ratboy) corrections: Dan Coogan *1
4/5/03
19-The Truth News Guy Mike corrections: Dan Coogan *2
20-The Pen Christian Fecteau corrections: Dan Coogan *2
21-The Dog Dave(ratboy) corrections: Dan Coogan *2
22-The Library News Guy Mike corrections: Dan Coogan; open mono added: 13erla *2
23-The Parking Garage Ozmodiar
24-The Cafe Juha Auvinen corrections: Dan Coogan *1
4/5/03
25-The Tape Mohamel
26-The Nose Job Dave(ratboy)
27-The Stranded Dave(ratboy) corrections: Dan Coogan *2
28-The Alternate Side Dave(ratboy)
29-The Red Dot Matt Dittloff
30-The Subway Juha Auvinen
31-The Pez Dispenser unknown
32-The Suicide News Guy Mike
33-The Fix-Up Dave(ratboy)
34-The Boyfriend(1) News Guy Mike & Luke Nan
35-The Boyfriend(2) News Guy Mike
36-The Limo Dave(ratboy)
37-The Good Samaritan Jon Cowen
38-The Letter unknown
39-The Parking Space Dave(rateboy)
40-The Keys Brian Dickson
Season Four
Episode
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41-The Trip(1) Dave(ratboy) corrections: Dan Coogan *2
42-The Trip(2) Juha Auvinen
43-The Pitch Ivy & News Guy Mike
44-The Ticket Ken Temblay
45-The Wallet News Guy Mike corrections: Dan Coogan *1
4/5/03
46-The Watch Mark Brockbank
47-The Bubble Boy News Guy Mike corrections: Dan Coogan *1
4/5/03
48-The Cheever Letters
unknown
49-The Opera
William Fifield
50-The Virgin
Ethan Brown
51-The Contest
unknown
52-The Airport
unknown
53-The Pick
unknown
54-The Movie
unknown
55-The Visa
Dave(ratboy)
56-The Shoes Brian Dickson corrections: 13erla *1
4/5/03
57-The Outing
unknown
58-The Old Man unknown
59-The Implant Brian Dickson
60-The Junior Mint unknown corrections: Dan Coogan *1
4/5/03
61-The Smelly Car unknown
62-The Handicap Spot Erwin Girttis
63-The Pilot(1) Christian Fecteau
64-The Pilot(2) Christian Fecteau
Season Five
Episode
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65-The Mango Michiel Straathof corrections: 13erla *1
4/5/03
66-The Puffy Shirt unknown corrections: 13erla *1
4/5/03
67-The Glasses Michiel Straathof corrections: 13erla *1
4/7/03
68-The Sniffing Accountant Juha Auvinen corrections: 13erla *1
4/10/03
69-The Bris Koerber Daniel corrections: 13erla *1
4/5/03
70-The Lip Reader Matt Dittloff corrections: 13erla *1
5-21-03
71-The Non-Fat Yogurt shane corrections: 13erla *1
4/5/03
72-The Barber Matt Dittloff corrections: 13erla *1
5-21-03
73-The Masseuse Christian Fecteau corrections: 13erla *1
5-21-03
74-The Cigar Store Indian Mark Brockbank corrections: 13erla *1
5-21-03
75-The Conversion Matt Dittloff corrections: 13erla *1
5-21-03
76-The Stall Daniel Khamsing corrections: 13erla *1
5-21-03
77-The Dinner Party News Guy Mike corrections: Dan Coogan *1
4/5/03
78-The Marine Biologist unknown corrections: Dan Coogan *1
4/5/03
79-The Pie Christian Fecteau corrections: 13erla *1
5-21-03
80-The Stand-In 13erla *1
4/5/03
81-The Wife Brian Dickson corrections: 13erla *1
4/5/03
82-The Raincoats(1) 13erla *1
4/5/03
83-The Raincoats(2)
84-The Fire Brian Dickson corrections: 13erla *1
4/5/03
85-The Hamptons Ethan Brown corrections: 13erla *1
4/5/03
86-The Opposite Astrid Humstad corrections: 13erla *1
4/5/03
Season Six
Episode
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87-The Chaperone Brian Dickson
88-The Big Salad News Guy Mike corrections: BC
89-The Pledge Drive Dave (ratboy)
90-The Chinese Woman unknown corrections: Rob B. & Dan Coogan *1
4/5/03
91-The Couch Brian Dickson
92-The Gymnast John Twernbold
93-The Soup Dan Coogan *1
4/8/03
94-The Mom & Pop Store
Brian Dickson
95-The Secretary Dan Coogan *1
4/5/03
96-The Race News Guy Mike help from Dave (ratboy);
97-The Switch News Guy Mike
98-The Label Maker Dave (ratboy)
99-The Scofflaw Mark Brockbank
100-Highlights of a Hundred(1) 13erla *1
4/5/03
101-Highlights of a Hundred(2)
102-The Beard
Matt Dittloff
103-The Kiss Hello Mark Brockbank
104-The Doorman Mark Brockbank
105-The Jimmy Mohamel
106-The Doodle Mohamel correction: Olivier Verdier
107-The Fusilli Jerry Anna K. Lee
108-The Diplomat's Club unknown
109-The Face Painter Dave (ratboy)
110-The Understudy News Guy Mike
Season Seven
Episode
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111-The Engagement News Guy Mike corrections: Dan Coogan *2
112-The Postponement News Guy Mike
113-The Maestro Mike D'Orazio
114-The Wink News Guy Mike
115-The Hot Tub Paulo G.G. Moreira
116-The Soup Nazi unknown
117-The Secret Code Dave (ratboy)
118-The Pool Guy Dan Coogan *1
4/5/03
119-The Sponge Brian Dickson
120-The Gum Mark Brockbank
121-The Rye unknown
122-The Caddy Stan The Caddy corrections: Dan Coogan *1
4/6/03
123-The Seven Mark Brockbank
124-The Cadillac(1) Mark Brockbank
125-The Cadillac(2) Mark Brockbank
126-The Shower Head Dave (ratboy)
127-The Doll unknown
128-The Friars Club Mark Brockbank
129-The Wig Master Mohamel
130-The Calzone unknown
131-The Bottle Deposit(1) Mark Brockbank
132-The Bottle Deposit(2) Mark Brockbank
133-The Wait Out 13erla *1
4/5/03
134-The Invitations Mohamel
Season Eight
Episode
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135-The Foundation Derek Smith
136-The Soul Mate Brian Dickson
137-The Bizarro Jerry unknown
138-The Little Kicks unknown
139-The Package unknown correction: Mark Mellin and kishigae
140-The Fatigues Dave (ratboy)
141-The Checks Mark Brockbank correction: kishigae
142-The Chicken Roaster unknown corrections: Dan Coogan *1
11/16/04
143-The Abstinence Ethan Brown
144-The Andrea Doria unknown
145-The Little Jerry Brian Dickson corrections: Dan Coogan *1
4/5/03
146-The Money Mark Brockbank
147-The Comeback Mark Brockbank
148-The Van Buren Boys unknown
149-The Susie Susanne
150-The Pothole Mark Brockbank
151-The English Patient Mark Brockbank
152-The Nap News Guy Mike
153-The Yada Yada Ethan Brown
154-The Millennium Mark Brockbank
155-The Muffin Tops Matt Dittloff
156-The Summer of George Juha Auvinen
Season Nine
Episode
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Web Script Date
157-The Butter Shave Dave (ratboy) corrections: Kristen Cornette *1
8/19/03
158-The Voice Ivy
159-The Serenity Now Ethan Brown
160-The Blood Juha Auvinen
161-The Junk Mail Ivy
162-The Merv Griffin Show unknown corrections: Dan Coogan *1
4/15/03
163-The Slicer Juha Auvinen
164-The Betrayal unknown corrections: Dan Coogan *1
4/5/03
165-The Apology Ivy
166-The Strike unknown
167-The Dealership Ivy corrections: Kristen Cornette *1
8/21/03
168-The Reverse Peephole unknown
169-The Cartoon Mohamel
170-The Strongbox Ivy corrections: Rob B. *1
4/5/03
171-The Wizard
Ivy
172-The Burning
Dave (ratboy)
173-The Bookstore
Ivy
174-The Frogger
unknown
175-The Maid
unknown
176-The Puerto Rican Day
unknown
177-The Clip Show(1) 13erla *1
4/5/03
178-The Clip Show(2)
179-The Finale(1) unknown
180-The Finale(2) unknown
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1- Corrected/Transcribed Against Non-syndication Version (Should be perfect)
2- Corrected/Transcribed Against Syndication Version
3- Currently Being Corrected
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