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September 23, 2001
Sein Language
The Weekly Seinfeld E-mail Newsletter
And Internet Newsletter:
Sein Language Online!

(For NON AOL Subscribers!)
www.Seinlanguage.com


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Writers:

Ivy                    Seinfeld10|at|aol.com
Chris
                Seinlang|at|home.com
Vinney
                VDiMattina|at|aol.com
Allie
                Allie52927|at|aol.com
Andy                Johntrvlt1|at|aol.com

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News
By: Ivy
TOP

I have a Mailing List...
All I send you is: upcoming episodes for the next 2 weeks.
(Great idea for those of you who are taping the show!)
To be added (If you are not already on) Click here
, then click yes.

Remember: Those who don't have AOL, can click:
Sein Language Online!

(will be on later monday night)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Jason Alexander!!!
Today (23rd) Jason turns 42 years old! Congrats!
and another
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to ALLIE!!!
Her b-day is on the 30th.  :o)

New Section!!!
"The Stand-In"
Yes this is the title of a famous Seinfeld Episode, but not for the purposes of this Newsletter. We've found in the past that we get quite a bit of "Seinsight" and Seinknowledge from you, our subscribers. You make more contributions to our newsletter than you realize, and this is our opportunity to give something back to you. So we have created this new section for you, the subscribers. Only, the reason we call this section "The Stand-In" is because, you are going to create this section for us in each newsletter. It's very simple. Each week, I (Seinfeld10|at|aol.com) will choose one of you, our subscribers, and will e-mail you with the opportunity to participate in this section. Then, if you accept, you will have free reign to create any kind of section you wish. You can create an existing section or make up one of your choice. It can be a poll section, a trivia section, games, quotes, or something original that you think of. Anything that tickles your fancy. (If you choose a section such as poll or trivia, you will have to take in the responses to your question(s). Now, should you choose to accept this unique opportunity to contribute anything to our newsletter, you will have a week from the day that I send you the e-mail to send me whatever you want to contribute to this section. I will then post it in our newsletter, and you will be a writer for that newsletter. Not only will you get a writing credit in that newsletter, but the sense that you contributed something to the newsletter on the "show about nothing." Does life get any better than this? Enjoy our fellow subscribers, and thank you for being so loyal and true to Seinfeld.

Once again...
MANY MANY MANY of you are asking me for Seinfeld episodes on tape. Now, I do have them, but I am not selling them nor taping them. I do not have the time. Sorry. However, there is a way we may be able to help, thanks to Chris. He made a so-called "trading club on yahoo." This is a great way for people from all over to trade/sell with one another. Here's the link:
Seinfeld Video Exchange


My boyfriend Mark has a FRIENDS newsletter. I write for it too. If you would like to subscribe, please e-mail me (Seinfeld10|at|aol.com) or Mark (CHINAND0L0R B0NG|at|aol.com).
Thank you!


Wishing you a happy b-day!
Sein Language would like to wish YOU a Happy Birthday!
If you would like to receive a birthday greeting on your special day, please e-mail Seinfeld10|at|aol.com
(or click here) with your first name and your b-day.

If anyone has any news on Seinfeld or comments on the newsletter, we would love to hear them!

Thanks!
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This Week On Seinfeld
By: Ivy


Sept 23 Sunday - The Pony Remark
Sept 24 Monday - The Bus Boy
Sept 24 Monday - The Hamptons
Sept 25 Tuesday - The Baby Shower
Sept 25 Tuesday -  The Chaperone
Sept 26 Wednesday - The Jacket
Sept 26 Wednesday - The Secretary
Sept 27 Thursday - The Chinese Restaurant
Sept 27 Thursday - The Jimmy
Sept 28 Friday - The Phone Message
Sept 28 Friday - The Wink
Sept 29 Saturday - The Apartment
Sept 30 Sunday - The Stranded
Oct 1 Monday - The Statue
Oct 1 Monday - The Hot Tub
Oct 2 Tuesday - The Heart Attack
Oct 2 Tuesday - The Soup Nazi
Oct 3 Wednesday - The Revenge
Oct 3 Wednesday - The Rye
Oct 4 Thursday - The Deal
Oct 4 Thursday - The Caddy
Oct 5 Friday - The Note
Oct 5 Friday - The Seven
Oct 6 Saturday - The Note (again??)

Go here to find scripts for these episodes:
Thanks to Ian's Seinfeld Scripts

NewsGuys Seinfeld Lists
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Pick Of The Week
By: Chris

Thursday, September 27 --The Chinese Restaurant 

Jerry, Elaine and George stop for a quick Chinese dinner before a showing of "Plan 9 From Outer Space" on the big screen. However, while waiting a really long time to get a table, Jerry sees a woman whose name he can't recall; George needs to use a phone he can't have and Elaine needs food, more than those seated ahead of them.
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Sound Of The Week
By: Chris

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This weeks sound of the week is George acting like a real tough guy when two guys at the movies are getting very rowdy behind him and he decides to let them knowHope you all are having a great week and to keep watching the greatest show ever!  Plus, I hope you all start watching "Curb Your Enthusiasm" and Jason Alexander's new show "Bob Paterson". Both of which are pure Seinfeldian humor at its best!

What sound would you like to see featured?
E-mail
me and I'll try my best!
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Sein Language's
"Top Ten!"
By: Ivy


The Top Ten Unsolved Mysteries


10) Why are so many family members mentioned, but not seen?
9) George mentions in "The Heart Attack" that he's always loved his Black Hawks jacket, how come we've never seen him wear it, before or since?
8) How come we hear so much about Bob Sacamano & Lomez, but have never seen them?
7) How much did Jerry pay for his leather jacket (with the red stripped lining)?
6) The name of Jerry and George's softball team is "Friends of Clyde." (The Pony Remark). Who is Clyde?
5) How come we are never shown George Steinbrenner's face?
4) Kramer had a dog in the "The Seinfeld Chronicles," where did the dog disappear to?
3) What ever happened to Uncle Leo's wife?
2) How does Kramer support himself?
1) What is Newman's last name? Or maybe his first name?

Do you have of a good top ten idea you'd like for me to do, please e-mail me!
Ivy
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The Stand In
This Week By: Tim


Last Week
1. What drink did the bubble boy's father deliver in his truck?
-Yoo Hoo
2. What food did George's mother prepare on special occasions, like the day George promised a "surprise of a lifetime" after finding a copy of the statue he broke when he was young?
-Roasted Potatoes
3. What food did Jerry and George's high-school gym teacher's rotten teeth look like to them?
-Baked Beans
4. What cereal did Jerry claim to eat in a 25% variety, having it mixed up special for him?
-Bran Flakes
5. This drink was poured over the head of a nightclub owner's head by a stand-up comic (Kramer's idea, of course!) after a softball game; the nightclub owner then died of pneumonia and the comic became a drug addict, who Jerry tries to help.
-Gatorade

Winners
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BCALLALILLY|at|aol.com

This Week
Hello fellow Sein fans, this weeks Stand In section will be done by Tim. Tim chose to do a poll. Here you go:

We all know Kramer loves to spend money for ridiculous purposes... What is your all-time favorite thing Kramer has spent money on?

Respond to the poll by sending an E-mail to Tim
Responses must be received by
Friday, Oct. 5th.
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Silly Little Bios
By: Chris
TOP

Last Week
Alton Benes

Winners

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This Week
Jerry's girlfriend who he meets at the Health Club. Jerry gets into this big deal when Elaine tells him that she thinks "they're fake." Jerry later breaks up with her saying that "he is going back to another girlfriend that is mentally ill." Then Elaine gets up to try and shake her hand, but falls and "touches them" to find out that they're real. Jerry later calls her back and sets up and date. Starts a conversation about Jane Mansfield to try to get her to talk about them. Kramer later walks in wanting to borrow Jerry's bathing suit. Elaine then walks in and there entire plan is messed up. She leaves Jerry by saying "They're real, and they're spectacular."

Do you know who this is? If so E-mail
me with your answer!
Responses must be received by
Friday, Oct. 5th.
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The Lucky Person is...
Stephie0385 got interviewed this week!
By: Ivy
TOP


Seinfeld10:   Thank you Stephanie for taking the time to do this interview with me.
Stephie0385:   Sure, no problem :)
Seinfeld10:   So please tell me, what is your favorite stand up that Jerry does and why?
Stephie0385:   Well, I like the stand up he does when he is on Jay Leno, or David Letterman, because that is really the only standup I ever get to see of his. I enjoy the way he analyzes everyday things and makes you realize how stupid they really are.
einfeld10:   Haha, tell me about it. When I gave Jerry the letter that I wrote to him (when I saw him) at the bottom, I put: P.S. - What's the deal with people wearing sun glasses indoors? I think that is beyond one of my worse pet peeves, along side of lipstick stains on coffee mugs. With the glasses, people don't realize how stupid they look!
Seinfeld10:   I think people look simply ridiculous wearing sunglasses indoors! 
Stephie0385:   me too... maybe you'll hear that in one of his future standups
Seinfeld10:   I'm hoping to, that's why I wrote it to him! LOL.
Seinfeld10:   How about the book: Sein Language? Do you have a favorite bit he does in there?
Stephie0385:   I didn't read it.
Seinfeld10:   Oh, you need to buy it. It's great. It's kinda all his old material in one book. Alittle of everything. Anyways, what is your favorite Seinfeld episode and why?
Stephie0385:   Okay, I like the episode "The Maid"... I know this is not usually considered one of the classics.. but I think that it is funny how George wants to be called T-Bone, but they keep giving him other names, and I also think it is funny how Kramer can't deal with a relationship 10 minutes away from him.
Stephie0385:   Basically, there is alot of funny lines, and of course, the counter scene in the coffee shop.. that is my favorite scene.
Stephie0385:   I also really like The Marine Biologist, and The Voice... those rank way up there. 
Stephie0385:   Really, overall, the 9th season is my favorite... most people thought the show was too overdone by then, but I really remember laughing ALOT at those episodes.
Seinfeld10:   The counter scene, haha. Kramer: Did you hear Newman is dead? LOL. That was great. Yeah, one of my favorites is The Voice too. I like it when Darren walks in and is looking around...Kramer says to Jerry, "Oh, that's Darren, don't worry about him." Haha.
Stephie0385:   Yeah.... and I love how Play Now tries to get George out of there.... they just do so many funny things to him, and of course, at the end, George gets nothing... you can't help but feel bad for him... it's just in the stars for him to be a loser, I guess.
Seinfeld10:   Tonights episode is a good one too, The Blood. George is trying to combine food and sex together, LOL.
Seinfeld10:   The puddy skins, lol. Kramer and his blood! haha
Stephie0385:   Yeah, It actually was already on here, so I just finished watching it. I love when Kramer says "You've got three pints of Kramer in you buddy"
Seinfeld10:   George: Food and sex, my only two passions. It's only natural to combine them. LOL. 
Stephie0385:   I am happy for him at the end when he meets Jimmy's mother, and she also enjoys the food
Seinfeld10:   Haha, yeah...So tell me, who is your favorite character on the show?
Stephie0385:    Definetley, George..... Just when you think his life can't get worse, it does. But I love how he can always lie his way way out of it.
Stephie0385:   He makes the show funnier.
Stephie0385:   But I really like them all, the show wouldn't be right without any of them.
Seinfeld10:   Yeah, you have Elaine: the sexy, confused one. Jerry: the funny, freaked out one. George: the stupid, slow one. And Kramer: well, Kramer...ah, the silly, crazy lol. Yeah, you do need all four for a show or it just wouldn't be a show.
Stephie0385:   right..... i love how on every show, their problems some how tie in at the end of the show
Seinfeld10:   Exactly, they always do! Now, what about your favorite minor character?
Stephie0385:   I love Puddy... he is so bland. But I love Ramone... the guy from the health club... It's so funny how Jerry doesn't want to hang out with him.
Seinfeld10:   Puddy, he's great. I really love him a lot. What about your least favorite character?
Stephie0385:   well... I wouldn't say that I have a least favorite, but I don't really like the ones set in Florida...
Seinfeld10:   Hey, I live in Florida! LOL.  :o)
Seinfeld10:   Well, I think that's about it Stephanie, thanks again for taking the time to do this interview with me. Do you have anything to say to the readers?
Stephie0385:   Keep Watching Seinfeld... and I would like to say a special Hello to my friend Shembee :) That's about it!


What to be the next person to be interviewed?
Put me on your buddy list and IM me anytime after 9 (eastern time).
Send a e-mail to Ivy

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Trivia
By: Andy
TOP


HEY, DO YOU HAVE IDEAS FOR TRIVIA QUESTIONS? SEND THEM TO ME!
****NOTE: ANSWERING JUST THE IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION DOES NOT MAKE YOU A TRIVIA MASTER, SO PLEASE RESPOND TO ALL TRIVIA, NOT JUST ONE QUESTION! IF YOU DON'T RESPOND TO ALL TRIVIA, I CAN'T GIVE YOU FULL CREDIT. (I WILL SEND BACK HINTS IF ANSWER(S) ARE INCORRECT, SO TAKE A SHOT). THANKS!


LAST WEEKS TRIVIA
1.  "Jerry" the sitcom premieres. 
-Season 4
2.  George appeals to the Supreme Court of Car dealership mechanics in reference to a Twix Candy Bar which failed to fall out of a vending machine.
-Season 9
3.  Jerry bought his father a new Cadillac.
-Season 7
4.  Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer attempt to go to a dinner party when many merry mishaps occur along the way. 
-Season 5
5.  Kramer wants "Levels," just like the ancient Egyptians.
-Season 2

Winners
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IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION
George and Susan get together.
-Season 4

Winners

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THIS WEEKS TRIVIA
1.  What is the profession of Art Vandelay the first time George makes him up?
2.  True or False:  The actor who played Jerry's father was the same throughout the entire run of the show.
3.  What word did Jerry say that the "Lip Reader" miscontrued and took offense to?
4.  What word did the Lip Reader misinterpret when she was reading Gwen's lips for George at the party?
5.  How did Jimmy break his leg in "The Jimmy?"

Impossible Question
There were 5 different ways that Jerry tried to find out Mulva's/Dolores' name.  Name 1 of them.


Respond to the trivia by sending E-mail to Andy
Responses must be received by
Friday, Oct. 5th.
Remember: you need to get ALL trivia right!
Don't just answer one, if you need help, e-mail me and I'll be more than happy as to give you hints.

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Celebrities on Seinfeld
By: Chris

Last week
He works at a secondhand shop, bought some of George's father's moth-ridden cabana style clothing. What's his REAL name?

Answer
Michael G. Hagerty

Winners
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Seinfeld10|at|aol.com


This Week
Name the original creator of the Seinfeld Theme song?
Can you? It's a tough one!


Send answers to: Chris

by Friday, Oct. 5th.
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Guess?
By: Allie

Last Week
What were the sneakers called that George and Jimmy tried to sell?

Answer

Plyometric Shoes

Winners
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This Week
What was the maestro's real name?

Send answers to: Allie
Friday, Oct. 5th.
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Remember the Time When...
By: Ivy


Jerry bet Elaine to eat an eggroll of someones plate?


Elaine: Ya know, its not fair people are seated First Come First Served, It should be based on who's hungriest. I feel like just going over there and taking some food off somebody's plate.
Jerry: I'll tell you what, there's 50 bucks in it for you if you do it.
Elaine: What do you mean?
Jerry: You walk over that table, you pick up an eggroll, you don't say anything, you eat it, say 'thank you very much', wipe your mouth, walk away- I give you 50 bucks.
George: What are they gonna do?
Jerry: They won't do anything; in fact, you'll be giving them a story to tell for the rest of their lives.
Elaine: 50 bucks, you'll give me 50 bucks?
Jerry: 50 bucks. That table over there, the three couples.
Elaine: OK, I don't wanna go over there and do it, and then come back here and find out there was some little loophole, like I didn't put mustard on it or something...
Jerry: No, no tricks.
Elaine: Should I do it, George?
George: For 50 bucks? I'd put my face in the soup and blow.

If anyone has any ideas to make this better or moments that they want "remembered," e-mail me.
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Reader's Poll
By: Andy

Last Week's Question:
This week's poll will be strictly quantitative, and hence will not require any long responses:  Who dresses the best on the show/Who has the best overall wardrobe?  Jerry, George, Kramer, Elaine, or Newman?

Jerry: 2
George: 0
Kramer: 3
Elaine: 6
Newman: 0


This Week's Question:
This week, just tell me who is more likely to have a successful relationship- Jerry or Elaine (obviously we know they can't have a successful relationship with each other)... and remember, this is strictly a numeric poll so we're looking to see who gets the most votes.  So you don't have to send explanations when you respond... just say "Jerry" or "Elaine."

Send all poll responses to: Andy

by Friday, Oct. 5th.

Note: The Seinfeld NL writers have the right to edit any poll responses that we do not feel are appropriate for the Newsletter.


Do you know of a poll you would like seen on here?
E-mail me
and let me know!
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Did you know? Seinfacts!
By: Allie

In a magazine article, Larry David stated that he based the character of George Costanza on his own experiences. He particularly mentioned the episode,"The Revenge" in which George quits his job and must return and gravel for his job. Also, from "The Maestro", he built the sketch about George seeking a chair for the security guard from his own experiences. He said,"I can't think of too many things that he does or thinks that aren't things that I've thought of or wanted to do. And I'm not ashamed of that. Any character that I write is going to have part George Costanza and part Larry David."
BCALLALILLY|at|aol.com


Early Seinfeld writer Carol Leifer was an ex-girlfriend of Jerry and a prototype model for the character of Elaine Benes. She played the receptionist for the physical therapist played by Wendie Malick (now plays Nina on NBC's "Just Shoot Me") in the episode "The Kiss Hello"
BCALLALILLY|at|aol.com

Have a fact? Please e-mail me!

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Stand Up
By: Chris
TOP

What would the world be like if people said whatever they were thinking, all the time, whenever it came to them? How long would a blind date last? About 13 seconds, I think. "Oh, sorry, your rear end is too big." "That's ok, your breath stinks anyway. See you later."
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"Quote" Finisher/Locator
By: Andy

Last week's Quote Finisher
"Just because a candy bar fails to fall from its perch..."


Answer
"...does not imply transfer of ownership."

Winners
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This Week's Quote Locator
"Mulva?"

TELL ME WHAT EPISODE THIS QUOTE CAME FROM!

Send answers to: Andy
by Friday, Oct. 5th.
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Ivy's Stuff

Seinfeld's Good Manners
Don't fake being deaf to avoid talking to a car driver, and then suddenly become able to hear again.

Crazy Ideas
George - Using the Lip Reader to read Gwen's lips for George at the party.

Kramer - Emphatically believing that "Quone" is a word, for the sake of winning a Scrabble Challenge against Jerry.

Terms & Phrases
Shiksappeal - a female person not of the Jewish faith, who is found to be attractive to Jewish males, especially horny teenagers who had just been Bar-Mitzvahed
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Food Trivia
By: Allie
TOP

Last Week
Why did George get kicked out of the Soup Nazi's kitchen line?

Answer

He questioned the Soup Nazi for not giving him bread, and when the Soup Nazi decided to charge him, George had a fit

Winners
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This Week
What candy did Elaine buy at the movie theater after she found out her boyfriend was in an accident?

Send Food Answers to: Allie by Friday, Oct. 5th.
Please - no descriptions (if asked the name of an episode).
Send me the episode title.
Here's an episode guide that may help (Episode List
)
Thanks!
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Spoofs!
TOP

In "The Library", Jerry tells the library cop that he doesn't like coffee. So how come when he's in the coffee shop, he is always drinking coffee? And, in "The Contest", he says he gets his coffee from the outside.
nirbraves|at|yahoo.com

In "The Jimmy," Jerry has Kung Pau chicken in his refrigerator, and then later asks George how he can eat the stuff.
Shembee05|at|aol.com

Know of a spoof, any mistake you found on Seinfeld?
Please e-mail them to anyone of us, thanks!


Ivy   Chris   Vinney   Allie   Andy
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Seinfeld Quotes
By: Vinney
TOP

Vinney's Picks (or No Pick)
"It's 3:30 in the morning. I'm at a cockfight. What am I clinging to"?- Elaine

"You don't touch the nose. You don't aspire to reach the nose. You don't unhook anything to get to a nose. And no man has ever tried to look up a woman's nostril." - Jerry

From the Fans
"Mr. Tomassulo wants to play dirty. Well, there's nothing dirtier, than a giant ball of oil." George (from Stephie0385)


"Just because a candy bar fails to fall from its perch, does not imply transfer of ownership."- George (from JohnTrvlt1)

Send in your quotes! Click here.


Last Week
"You're one sick momma. I like it." - Kramer

Who is one sick momma? This is a tough one. Hint: it is the name of the car salesman who went with Kramer on the test ride. 


Answer
It's Rick. Stan was the name Kramer mistakenly called him. I gave credit for it.

Winners
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This Week
"They thought I was George. I'm not that bald."

Who said this?

GBA (God Bless America) guys!!!!!

Do you know who this is? If so
E-mail me with your answer!
Responses must be received
by Friday, Oct. 5th.
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SeinLinks
Dr Kramer's Page
The Page of The Wiz

The Bizarro World

Cosmo Kramer

Ivy's Seinfeld Page

All Pursuits Seinfeld

Seinfeld! ByTheSeinboys!

Kramerica Industries

Ian's Seinfeld Scripts

Charlie's Seinfeld Page of Sounds and Stuff
 
Julia Louis-Dreyfus

The Seinfeldest Site On The Web

SeinCentral

Smuckers Domain

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