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September 10, 2000
Sein Language
The Weekly Seinfeld E-mail Newsletter
And Internet Newsletter:
Sein Language Online!

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Writers:

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Chris Seinlang|at|home.com
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Allie Allie52927|at|aol.com
Andy JohnTrvlt1|at|aol.com
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Leslie lb716snl83|at|hotmail.com
Kevin squirt10_|at|yahoo.com

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News
By: Ivy
TOP

I have a Mailing List.
All I send you is: upcoming episodes for the next 2 weeks.
To be added (If you are not already on)
Click here, then click yes.

REMINDER!!!
We will all be in the chat room tomorrow night! Please join us.
Monday, Sept 11th at 10pm eastern.

Ivy's Seinfeld Page
Click on the chat room.

SEINFELD TODAY: THE LATEST NEWS ABOUT SEINFELD
It''s Emmy time again! It's a shame that shows in syndication are not eligible for the awards. SEINFELD would be winning a ton of them hands down. It's also sad that there are very few SEINFELD connections in this year's nominations. The only former guest star from SEINFELD nominated for an Emmy is Debra Messing (played Beth Lookner) who playes Grace on WILL& GRACE.
It's a shame that the other former SEINFELD guest stars were not even nominated. Jerry Stiller (Frank Costanza) who is on THE KING OF QUEENS,
Wayne Knight (Newman) from THIRD ROCK FROM THE SUN and Bryan Cranston (Tim Whately) appearing on MALCOM IN THE MIDDLE, all deserved to be nominated. Well maybe next year!!!

The J Peterman business, made famous on SEINFELD for it's off beat catalog sales, is up for sale again. The Harris Company that purchased the financially troubled company a few years has put the company on the market.
Maybe Jerry can step in and buy the company. He certainly has the money to throw around for such a purchase.

The Contest!
Well, here's the winners SO FAR. Now, keep in mind, others that are not on the list, are not too far behind and can still catch up. I listed the people who have 20 points or more. You get more points by answering trivia quickly! We will always have different ways you can get points. For example, come to the chat room Monday nights. It's thay easy! Now, there is this newsletter and two more, so you can easily catch up!

JohnTrvlt1|at|aol.com 58
ElyseElyse|at|aol.com 42
anachloe|at|zaz.com.br 41
RazaL527|at|aol.com 40
FELHONEY|at|aol.com 39
TSnyder752|at|aol.com 31
Seinfeld10|at|aol.com 30
RhodeDawg|at|aol.com 30
Vwb6|at|aol.com 26
Pasta36685|at|aol.com 26
Zup999|at|aol.com 26
nirbraves|at|yahoo.com 26
YaadahYada|at|aol.com 25
Oren567|at|aol.com 21

Another way you can get more points...
Chris has a Seinfeld club on yahoo...now, you can easily get points by joining Y! Seinfeld Club. Just go to http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/theseinboysclubhouse to join and you can get points! Inside the club there are many members who will talk about everything Seinfeld; from quotes, to trivia, to odd references, it has it all. There is also a "Member Contest" going where you try and gain more members. If you bring in members, you could win a full Seinfeld episode in RealPlayer format! So come and join Chris' Y! Seinfeld Club today at http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/theseinboysclubhouse.
Thanks!


If anyone has any news on Seinfeld or comments on the newsletter, we would love to hear them! Thanks!
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This Week On Seinfeld
By: Ivy

9/9/00 Sat. or 9/10/00 Sun. - The Apartment
9/11/00 Monday - The Stranded
9/12/00 Tuesday - The Statue
9/13/00 Wednesday - The Heart Attack
9/14/00 Thursday - The Revenge
9/15/00 Friday - The Deal

Go here to find scripts for these episodes:
Thanks to
Ian's Seinfeld Scripts!!!
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Pick Of The Week
By: Chris

9/11/00 Monday - The Stranded

Jerry & Elaine go to a party with George, while there they send signals to each other to get out of bad party conversations. Afterward, George abandons them there, when he leaves with a co-worker he has a chance with. Jerry & Elaine keeping the hosts up real late, while waiting for Kramer to come and pick them up. The host later takes Jerry up on his offer to drop by when he is in the city, just as Jerry is leaving. He stays in Jerry's apartment for the evening and parties with Kramer and a lady of the evening. Later George pays the price for his romance in the workplace (he must quit) and he tries to shoplift at the drug store where he says they still owe him ten dollars.
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Sound Of The Week
By:
Chris
TOP

This week's sound is another one of Jerry's standup bits. But, unlike most of his jokes, this one didn't go over to well with the middle school crowd. This is Jerry's "slot" when he went on for his old school's career day. Have a great week!

What sound would you like to see featured?
E-mail
me and I'll try my best!
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Silly Little Bios
By: Chris
TOP

Last Week
Mr. Pitt

Winners

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lenglisbe|at|hotmail.com
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lb716snl83|at|hotmail.com
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Actinin|at|aol.com
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Stephy1|at|aol.com
pezkore|at|optonline.net
Beagle1795|at|aol.com
Skier1032|at|aol.com
AMYLOU3|at|aol.com
(The three winners with the stars knew Mr. Pitt's first name was Justin)


This Week
This weeks mystery person was only in one episode so it may be hard for the average fan to remember. When George thought he was having a heart attack and he went to the hospital, we found out that he needs his tonsils removed. Instead of staying in the hospital and paying the bill (we all know how cheap George can be) he decides to go to Kramer's holistic healer friend. This "holistic healer" told George to only take cold showers and he put a large triangle prism on his head. He later gave George some tea which originally tasted very good, but ended up in George turning purple! He would have gotten to the hospital on time but the medics got into a fight over a "Chuckle" candy. So, what I'm asking is, what was the holistic healer's name?


Do you know who this is? If so
E-mail
me with your answer!
Responses must be recieved by
Friday, September 15th.

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The Lucky Person is...
Gloopy7|at|aol.com got interviewed this week!
By:
Chris
TOP

This week Gloopy7|at|aol.com was interviewed. Even though he doesn't think that he concentrated very much on this interview (read on), I think Greg did a great job. So read on to see a great Seinfeld interview!


WaughNAtor: Hey Greg! Thanks for taking time to do this Seinfeld Interview!
Gloopy7: I'm glad to do it
WaughNAtor: Let me start off by asking who your favorite Seinfeld character was
WaughNAtor: and why?
Gloopy7: Definitely George Costanza
Gloopy7: He had the most depth of any character
WaughNAtor: What else was there about George?
Gloopy7: Some of the crazy stuff he did, whew!!! (dabs tears) He was hilarious. He got into the best situations of the Seinfeld characters and always handled them with that George critique of lying, joking, yelling, doing whatever he had to do
WaughNAtor: Don't forget cheapness :) Do you have a favorite George moment? Mine would have to be when he's in his car pulling the World Series trophy with his car calling people idiots.
Gloopy7: that was gold
Gloopy7: My favorite is when he was pushing the children and the clown who didn't know bozo out of the way in the fire
WaughNAtor: Bozo! Ha! He kept on talking to that clown because he didn't know who Bozo was "B-O-Z-O, Bozo the clown. You don't know Bozo the clown? How could you not??" Greatness! So do you have a favorite episode?
Gloopy7: I really like the Kenny Rogers Roasters episode
Gloopy7: Mr. Marbles like kills me laughing
WaughNAtor: Was it the scene where Jerry acted like Kramer that did it for you?
Gloopy7: that was also genius, everybody says Jerry doesn't have that much acting talent, but he really showcased his all in that scene
WaughNAtor: That we perfect. He had Kramer down to a T. What makes you a big Seinfeld fan?
Gloopy7: Umm...I don't think there is anything specific, I mean it's a great show that I find very funny...so I watch it
WaughNAtor: Hey, that's good enough reason for me! Have you been a fan for long?
Gloopy7: yeah
Gloopy7: I think I started watching it on NBC about the 4th season
Gloopy7: and I have tapes and tapes full of episodes
WaughNAtor: Yeah so do I. Gotta keep up the collection.
Gloopy7: of course
WaughNAtor: What do you think about Michael Richard's new show?
Gloopy7: it hasn't aired yet has it?!?!?
WaughNAtor: No no no...just wondering if you think the show will be any good :)
Gloopy7: oh ok, I was gonna say freaking how could I miss it
WaughNAtor: Actually it won't air till October 24 so you have awhile
Gloopy7: whew!
WaughNAtor: So how do you think it will do from the few commercials that you have seen yet far
Gloopy7: Well I think it will be very good. Michael Richards is claiming he's not playing another Kramer like character, but from the ads I think he is Kramer reincarnated
Gloopy7: by the way, I saw Michael Richards when I was in LA this past summer
WaughNAtor: In person? No way! Where was this?
Gloopy7: It was at a private NBC party
Gloopy7: I got two pictures of him, but they are far away, cause they had a walk way blocked off
WaughNAtor: Wow! That's awesome! I wish I could have seen him. Where any other Seinfeld starts there?
Gloopy7: unfortunately no
WaughNAtor: Rats :( Well Greg let me thank you again for doing this Interview. Do you have any final words for all Seinfeld fans out there?
Gloopy7: umm I would like to say "sorry that I didn't concentrate more on this interview, and watch Seinfeld cause we all...think its...good"
WaughNAtor: Alrighty...well...Thanks again! And I'll talk to you later!

What to be the next person to be interviewed?
Send a e-mail to
Chris
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Ask the Staff

You can e-mail anyone of us. You can ask us anything you like. It can be personal (not too personal, haha) or
something related to Seinfeld. Feel free to ask us anything!

Ivy Chris Vinney Allie Andy James Leslie Kevin
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Trivia
By: Kevin
TOP


HEY, DO YOU HAVE IDEAS FOR TRIVA QUESTIONS? SEND THEM TO ME!

LAST WEEKS TRIVIA
1) Who was Kramer in competition with for the millenium party?
- Newman
2) In the final episode, where did the gang decide to go for their last "fling"?
- Paris
3) Elaine's musician boyfriend in "The Rye" played what instrument?
- Saxophone
4) What baseball team got George to try and quit the Yankees so he could come work for them?
- New York Mets
5) What high school did Jerry go to?
- JFK High

Winners

nirbraves|at|yahoo.com
greg|at|gleason1.com
anachloe|at|zaz.com.br
TSnyder752|at|aol.com
ElyseElyse|at|aol.com
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DYLAN1297|at|aol.com
Seinbest|at|aol.com
FELHONEY|at|aol.com
JohnTrvlt1|at|aol.com
forever_red2|at|hotmail.com
electric|at|cruzio.com

IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION
While in "Top Of The Muffin To You!", what kind of muffin does Elaine order?
- Peach

Winners
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FELHONEY|at|aol.com
JohnTrvlt1|at|aol.com
forever_red2|at|hotmail.com
electric|at|cruzio.com

Trivia Masters
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FELHONEY|at|aol.com
JohnTrvlt1|at|aol.com
forever_red2|at|hotmail.com
electric|at|cruzio.com

THIS WEEKS TRIVIA
1) What book did alton Benes write?
2) What country does the soup nazi run off to?
3) What kind of car does Jerry drive?
4) To what kind of animal did George say "I love you"?
5) What kind of food does Kramer feed Rusty, the horse?

IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION

What time of day do Jerry and Jean-Paul wake up the morning of the marathon?


Respond to the trivia by sending E-mail to Kevin
Responses must be recieved by
Friday, September 15th

Remember: you need to get ALL trivia right!
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Celebrities on Seinfeld
By: Chris

Last week
What 1980 ABC detective series "Hart to Hart" star played Mickey's father in The Yada Yada? He was also a dentist in that episode.

Answer
Robert Wagner


Winners
Zup999|at|aol.com
Seinfeld10|at|aol.com
anachloe|at|zaz.com.br
OleMissReb|at|aol.com
JohnTrvlt1|at|aol.com
TSnyder752|at|aol.com
RhodeDawg|at|aol.com
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fk|at|home.se
FELHONEY|at|aol.com
RazaL527|at|aol.com
YaadahYada|at|aol.com
AMYLOU3|at|aol.com

This Week
If you remember last week's question about who played Mickey's dad, then you should know this week's. What former Bond girl played Mickey's Mom?

Send answers to:
Chris

by Friday, September 15th
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Guess?
By: Allie

Last Week
What phrase took place of Serinty now?

Answer

Hoochie Mama!

Winners
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Pasta36685|at|aol.com
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TSnyder752|at|aol.com
RhodeDawg|at|aol.com
ElyseElyse|at|aol.com
The Seinfeld Guy|at|aol.com
YCRSYAE7|at|aol.com
Devils4Lyf|at|aol.com
chuot999|at|hotmail.com
Laughs182|at|aol.com

This Week
What were the names of George's two horses that he SAID he had in "his house" in the Hamptons?

Send answers to: Allie
by Friday, September 15th
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Remember the Time When...
By: Ivy (Filling in)

George was planning on telling off his old g/f in The Baby Shower?

JERRY: And what if we go up there? What are you going to say to her?
GEORGE: (Boiling) What am I going to say?!
JERRY: Yeah.
GEORGE: What did you go out with me for?! Just to dump chocolate on my shirt and then just dump me altogether?! I don't deserve that kind of treatment! What, you don't have the common courtesy to return my calls?! To apologize! You think I'm some sort of a loser, that likes to be abused and ignored?! Who's shirt can be ruined without financial restitution?! Some sort of a masochist who enjoys being humiliated? You think you can avoid me like I have some sort of disease?! You have the disease! You have the disease! You may be beautiful and rich and physically .. just..unbelievable, but you sicken me! You disgust me! You and everyone like you!
JERRY: You'll never say that to her face.
GEORGE: Watch me.

If anyone has any ideas to make this better or moments that they want "remembered," e-mail me.
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Reader's Poll
By: Andy

Last Week's Question:
Are Kramer's ideas truly heinous, or devilishly creative? (Back with a good example)

kramers ideas are horrible, i agree with george when he says that the make your own pizza place wont work because, "you cant have untrained people sticking their arms into thousad degree ovens"
Zup999|at|aol.com


Kramer is devilishly creative. Just look at the kinds of problems he's tried to solve... Oil spills (the oil bladder <"Hell-ooooooo">), helping to cut down unemployment (having homeless people pull rickshaws), and of course, ending the discomfort and embarrassment of chesty men (the Bro/Manzere).
lb716snl83|at|hotmail.com

I think Kramer's ideas are very creative. Make your own pizza place, lol. Ketchup and mustard in the same bottle!!! That's great! He's hilarious!
Seinfeld10|at|aol.com

I think kramer as an individual is totally out of his mind! The levels! Ofcourse his antics were humorous but they had no true meaning! the slicer! widening the lanes ...that only got him in trouble!
Actinin|at|aol.com

I think the'yre quite creative. I especially love the make-your-own-pie pizzeria. I would love that! What else? Roll out tie dispensers- very nice, store's compactly with no wrinkling or anything... Levels!! Just to do one room in levels and make it feel like you could take a nap in one of those McDonald-Land tube playgrounds... Fantastic ideas he's had!
TheSeinfeldGuy|at|aol.com

Creative! Who else could think of crazy ideas like living in the shower, shaving with butter, playing golf into the ocean and making a coffee table book about coffee tables!? Only Cosmo Kramer can be that creative!
RazaL527|at|aol.com

DEVILISHLY CREATIVE!!! he comes up with the best ideas. Like the time when he got rid of his fridge and only ate fresh food. Or the Roll out tie dispenser. And you know we can't forget about the Manzier.......oops i mean bro....hehe.
FELHONEY|at|aol.com

I think some of his ideas are good, for instance the bro for men is a really good one, there are men out there who really could use it!
forever_red2|at|hotmail.com

This Week's Question:
Play Jerry this week, and tell me "What's the deal with airplane peanuts?" (Get creative with this one)!

Send all poll responses to:
Andy
by Friday, September 15th

Note: The Seinfeld NL writers have the right to edit any poll responses that we do not feel are appropriate for the Newsletter.


Do you know of a poll you would like seen on here?
E-mail me and let me know!
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Sein Chat
Host: Allie

Greetings and Salutations fellow Seinfeld fans! This Monday, August 11th at 10PM Eastern will be the Sein Chat! Now, if you are a TRUE Seinfeld fan you will come! No excuses...just go to Ivy's Seinfeld Page (click on chat room). I will be your host! Come and chat about Seinfeld, play some trivia, or get the wonderful opportunity to talk to the 8 brilliant people who bring you this newsletter every week! I know I will see ALL of you there!
If anyone has a better time for the SeinChat please feel free to e-mail me!

Adios Muchacho!

Thanks to those who came to the chat room!
(All got points!)
FELHONEY|at|aol.com Allie52927|at|aol.com seinlang|at|home.com cosmo738|at|msn.com
squirt10_|at|yahoo.com
Seinfeld10|at|aol.com
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Did you know? Seinfacts!
By: Allie

Did you know that there will be a new pop culture stamp to honor the Seinfeld Gang?
~
Razal527|at|aol.com

J. Peterman, again featured on the ABC show "Boy Meets World." This time it was during the 1996-1997 season, and he played a different character. He was featured in a dream sequence as a reporter on a mock TV show. They were basically mocking Robert Stack on the old show "Unsolved Mysteries." But it was a funny moment anyway, and classic Peterman, talking with his Peterman accent.
~
JohnTrvlt1|at|aol.com

Have a fact? Please
e-mail me!
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Stand Up
By: Chris
TOP

You know what I never get with the limo? The tinted windows. Is that so people don't see you? Yeah, what a better way not to have people notice you than taking a thirty foot Cadillac with a TV antenna and a uniformed driver. How discreet. Nobody cares who's in the limo. You see a limo go by, you know it's either some rich jerk or fifty prom kids with $1. 75 each.
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Character Bios!
By: Ivy

The Man behind Jackie Chiles (Phil Morris)...

Phil Morris stars as Will Sanders, the intelligent, highly-trained and very handsome Chief Purser responsible for virtually every aspect of the ship, on UPN's new, romantic series Love Boat: The Next Wave. Born April 4 and raised in Los Angeles, Phil Morris, son of the late actor Greg Morris (Mission: Impossible) got his start in show business at an early age. As a production assistant for a film called COM-TAC 303 starring Greg Morris, Billy Dee Williams and Henry Fonda, Phil was asked to fill in for his father, who had suffered an injury. Though his father soon recovered and was able to resume his lead role, Phil was given a smaller part in the film, thus beginning his career as an actor.

After several years on stage, Morris landed a part on the daytime drama, The Young and the Restless, where he was best know for playing the undercover "white" character, Robert Tyrone. He then went on to star in the revival of the show that made his father famous, Mission: Impossible, as the son of the character Grant Collier.

In 1992, Phil starred in the television biography, Tracks of Glory, about the first black world cycling champion. Around that time, he developed an endearing relationship with best-selling author Jackie Collins, which began when she cast him in both of her mini-series, Lucky/Chances and Lady Boss.

Since then, Morris has appeared on such hit television shows as "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air"; "Murder She Wrote"; "Living Single"; "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine"; and "Martin". Among his most prominent guest roles is Jackie Chiles, the Johnnie Cochran-esque character he played on "Seinfeld". His performance in the series finale was one of that episode's highlights. He also guest-starred as the stern manager of young computer genius/millionaire on the steamy primetime soap, "Melrose Place."

In addition to acting, Morris enjoys writing and is a master of martial arts. He is married and lives with his wife and two children in Los Angeles.


Is there someone you would like to know more about? Please e-mail me.
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"Quote" Finisher
By: Andy

Last Week
"Well, I got just the thing to cheer you up. A computer! Huh? We can..."

Answer
"...check porn, and stock quotes." (George, that's a Georgism right there- in his inefficient attempts to move his father's merchandise in "The Serenity Now")

Winners
anachloe|at|zaz.com.br
TSnyder752|at|aol.com
ElyseElyse|at|aol.com
Smuckers55|at|hotmail.com

This Week
"Pennsylvania Dutch Country? That's like..."

NOTE: Remember that above all, I'm looking for the quote to be finished, then if you can tell me who said it and what episode it can from, that would be nice too.
GOOD LUCK!

Send answers to: Andy
by Friday, September 15th
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Games
By: James
TOP

2 Weeks ago
Fillin' the Blank!
At
www.angelfire.com/sc/seinscripts/newsletter.html there is a picture
in which you were to fill in the thought/dialogue balloons to make the
picture humorous.

Winners

Some of you didn't make Kramer's segment of the game a thought, like it was supposed to be, and others didn't make the text match the facial expressions of the characters. This aided the weeding out of the two best answers submitted:

Jerry: Whats burning?
Kramer: Ahhh!!! My Shirt!!!!
(Submitted by
TSnyder752|at|aol.com)

Jerry: No! Not even for 5 million an episode.
Kramer: Oh no...Jerry has lost his mind
(Submitted by
FELHONEY|at|aol.com)

JohnTrvlt1|at|aol.com
YaadahYada|at|aol.com
RazaL527|at|aol.com
Oren567|at|aol.com
Buckphila|at|aol.com
TheSeinfeldGuy|at|aol.com
Zup999|at|aol.com

This Week
Below are some rare Seinfeld quotes. Tell me who said them.

1. "We're collectors. We see objects of great beauty and we must have them."
2. "I don't understand lunch. I don't know anything about lunch."
3. "Even if this so-called mental defective did put something on her leg, she's still the one who laughed."
4. "That for the rest of our sad, wretched, pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably. Happy birthday? No such thing."
5. "I want to be a pirate."


You've gotta get at least three right to become a winner.

Send answers to:
James
by Friday, September 15th
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Ivy's Stuff

Seinfeld's Good Manners
When posing for holiday cards, make sure you cover up!

Crazy Ideas
Jerry - Rearranging his kitchen

Kramer -
Collecting cans

Terms & Phrases
Going up for "coffee" at 12:00am doesnt mean going up for coffee....it means sex.
(Thanks to
RazaL527|at|aol.com)
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Food Trivia
By: Ivy
TOP

Last Week
"Uh, you want some leftovers? I made some African food. There's, yambalas and uh, sambusa." -Kramer
What episode is this from?


Answer

The Truth

Winners
nirbraves|at|yahoo.com
JohnTrvlt1|at|aol.com RhodeDawg|at|aol.com smuckers55|at|hotmail.com
FELHONEY|at|aol.com

This Week
Could I have a box of Jujyfruit? --Elaine

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In "The Alternate Side", George went to the window after he came into Jerry's apartment. They showed him at the window, showed Kramer and Jerry for a split second, then George was on the other side of the apartment next to Jerry.
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Here's another one from "The Strongbox." I'm not saying this is impossible, but I don't think it's likely in real life. If someone lives right across the hall from you in an apartment complex, the odds of you not knowing that person (after having lived there for some 11 years) are very slim to none. Yet Jerry didn't even know Phil who allegedly lives across the hall from him as we found out in this episode. Even if he didn't personally bump into Phil, Kramer seems to know everyone, I'm sure he could've happened upon him through Kramer. A small one, but somewhat of a spoof.
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In the early episodes Uncle Leo had a wife and was married....he lived in Long Island, but in the later episodes he lived in the city and had a girlfriend.
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In The Busboy we get to see Jerry's door quite a few times. Unlike it usually being 5A like we all know, we see his door as 3A. What's the deal?!?
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"This is what the holidays are all about. Three buddies sitting around chewing gum." - Kramer
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It was crazy Lloyd Braun with his Chinese chewing gum. (Is that Foo Man Chu or Chew Man Chew? I think that's a Kenny Bania joke!)

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