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July 31, 2001
Sein Language
The Weekly Seinfeld E-mail Newsletter
And Internet Newsletter:
Sein Language Online!

(For NON AOL Subscribers!)
www.Seinlanguage.com

(will be on later monday night)
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Writers:

                        Ivy                    Seinfeld10|at|aol.com
                        Chris
                Seinlang|at|home.com
                        Vinney
                VDiMattina|at|aol.com
                        Allie
                Allie52927|at|aol.com
                        Andy
                JohnTrvlt1|at|aol.com

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News
By: Ivy
TOP

I have a Mailing List...
All I send you is: upcoming episodes for the next 2 weeks.
(Great idea for those of you who are taping the show!)
To be added (If you are not already on) Click here
, then click yes.

Remember: Those who don't have AOL, can click:
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(will be on later monday night)

Sorry the newsletter is a day late. I went away again this pass weekend. I came home very late and I was tired.  :o)

Helloooooo everyone! Oh boy, what a wonderful weekend I had! A week ago as many of you know, I went to see Jerry in Tampa, Fl. It's about a nice 4 hour drive from me. The town is horrible, I hated it there, but all in all, I had a great time. There were two shows that night, one at 7 and one at 9:30. I went to the 7 o'clock show. It started around 7:15, a man came out on stage and introduced the opening act, Chuck Martin. This guy was great, hilarious. He was perfect for touring with Jerry. He reminded me exactly of Jerry, same kinda humor. There was this one bit that I will never forget, b/c I do it myself. He was talking about people (cars) tailgating. And he ended the bit by saying, "oh sorry I didn't get here sooner, but there was a bike rack in the way!" LOL. I thought that was soo funny. But it went on and on like that. He left, the lights went out, and you can see a shadow come out on stage placing a stool and glass of water. Then a dim light came on and Jerry just snuck on stage, no intro, nothing. Oh man, he looked great! The place was HUGE, it was really nice, tons of people, but this is what pissed me off more that anything....I was the only person to stand up for him in the whole entire place. Me, just me, no on else! People around me looked at me, thought I was nuts. Hell, I didn't care. It's Jerry! Well, he talked a lot about the same things that Andy mentioned. I don't want to get into so many detailed things, but it was all pretty much the same. He did mention of one my favorite shows though..."Who here watches the show 'Behind the MORONS' on VH1?" I thought that was cute. "I can break this show down for you, like that...First 20 minutes of the show they talk about the band breaking up. You know when their in the middle b/c everyone in the band is in rehab. And finally you know it's towards the end when they play that cheesy music and no one is talking to each other." It was something like that. I don't have much of a good memory, lol. Um, oh yeah...one more thing, there was this one bit he did where he was just mentioning that, "you know, I've never really had an actaually 'job'." LOL. Everyone was laughing, b/c he really hasn't. He's never had to get dressed up and work in an office building. He was talking about that for a few too. But this was funny....He said, "you know, everyone's life bascially sucks. Your life sucks (points to someone), your life (another), and MY life." Then he says, "ok, my life doesn't suck AS MUCH." LOL. That was cute. And of course he ended with the "Great/Sucks" bit. He left and came back out to do the question/answer thing. Everyone was asking terrible questions! Ah, one quesiton I remember them asking is, "What's your favorite Seinfeld epiosde?" He said, "I did love grabbing that rye from that old lady," to which everyone laughed. He also said, "I love that episode where I was Kramer." Then he ended of course with the "Hello Newman." It was a great show, but there was a few really rude people during the show. One person (during one of his skits) asked him his favorite ice cream flavor, to which he answered tutti frutti. I found that so rude and they were doing that throughout the show. You can tell he was getting annoyed. Well, the show ended and I didn't want to leave. It was around 9 o'clock and people were moving in for the second show. I knew I had to meet him. I wrote him a really nice, cute letter. It told him who I was, about the newsletter, how much we all missed him, and some great stuff. I really wanted to meet him and give it to him. After the show we walked around the whole place to find the "backstage" entrance/exit. There was a guard there and it was also the place where the limos parked. It was pouring, but I stood out there. I waited 1 hour, 2 hours, then the show was over. A few people came to where we were. By 12am there was only a handful of us. No more than 50 of us. We were at the door right by his limo. By 12:15, he came out. OH MY GAWD! He was standing right there. He looked great, he was wearing his yankees hat, nicely dressed...Out of the door and in the limo in no more than 30 seconds. He walked over to a few people, then Mark, then me. Signed our ticket stubs. He looked up at me and smiled. I handed him my letter and said to him, "Jerry, you were great, this is for you, please don't lose it." He again smiled and said, "Kaaay." He held the "A." He didn't talk to anyone. It all happened so very fast. I ran beind the limo as he was getting in. I yelled out, "Jerry." He looked at me. I then said, "Don't lose my letter!!!" He held up the letter, smiled, and said, "Kaaaay." LOL. And gets in the limo. Everything was so rushed. In and out! You'd think he would stick around for maybe at least 1 whole minute, lol. But no, in and out. So yes, the 3 hour wait was definitely worth it, especially to meet Jerry and to give him a letter which I know he read. That's amazing. Well, that was my weekend. That and oh, Sunday I went to the Kennedy Space Center, which by the way I bought myself an astronauts pen. Hehe. To anyone who is going to see Jerry in the future, go to the backstage door and wait for him! You won't be disappointed!


Reminder: Just for the summer, we will be sending the newsletter out bi-weekly. Many of us are busy and have things to do so we don't have much time to work on the newsletter. Sorry.

And again: MANY MANY MANY of you are asking me for Seinfeld episodes on tape. Now, I do have them, but I am not selling them nor taping them. I do not have the time. Sorry. However, there is a way we may be able to help, thanks to Chris. He made a so-called "trading club on yahoo." This is a great way for people from all over to trade with one another. Here's the link:
Seinfeld Video Exchange


My boyfriend Mark has a FRIENDS newsletter. Andy and I write for it too. If you would like to subscribe, please e-mail me (Seinfeld10|at|aol.com) or Mark (CHINAND0L0R B0NG|at|aol.com).
Thank you!


Wishing you a happy b-day!
Sein Language would like to wish YOU a Happy Birthday!
If you would like to receive a birthday greeting on your special day, please e-mail Seinfeld10|at|aol.com
(or click here) with your first name and your b-day.

If anyone has any news on Seinfeld or comments on the newsletter, we would love to hear them!

Thanks!
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This Week On Seinfeld
By: Ivy


July 31 Tuesday - The Mom and Pop Store
Aug 1 Wenesday - The Soup
Aug 2 Thursday - The Switch
Aug 3 Friday - The Label Maker
Aug 4 Saturday - The Race
Aug 5 Sunday - The Kiss Hello
Aug 6 Monday - The Scofflaw
Aug 7 Tuesday - The Beard
Aug 8 Wednesday - The Doorman
Aug 9 Thursday - The Doodle
Aug 10 Friday - The Fusilli Jerry
Aug 11 Saturday - The Diplomats' Club

Go here to find scripts for these episodes:
Thanks to Ian's Seinfeld Scripts
!!!
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Pick Of The Week
By: Chris

Tuesday, July 31--"The Mom & Pop Store"

A salesman persuades George to buy a convertible once owned by "Jon Voight." Kramer tries to save a small shoe-repair business, but his good intentions affect Jerry in a big way. Elaine wins tickets for Mr. Pitt, who's always wanted to participate in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.
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Sound Of The Week
By: Chris

TOP

This week's sound of the week is by request from Squiggs333|at|aol.com and is Elaine talking to another boring party guest about her baby.

Remember everyone, if you have a Seinfeld sound bite you would like to see featured here on the Sound of the Week section, please e-mail me anytime at seinlang|at|home.com
.  Have a great week everyone!!

What sound would you like to see featured?
E-mail
me and I'll try my best!
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Sein Language's
"Top Ten!"

Since last week (the 21st) was Michael Richards "Kramer" B-day, I thought it would be nice to do...

The Top Ten Birthday's Mentioned

So...Happy Bithday....

10) Walter - The Frogger  - Elaine: It's his birthday and it's his last day?
9) Ben (Robin's son) - The Fire - George: You've never heard of Bobo the Clown?
8) FDR (Franklin Delano Romanowski) - The Betrayal - Wishes Kramer to drop dead.
7) Pamela - The Stakeout - Jerry: Sagman, Bennet, Robbins, Oppenheim and Taft.
6) Newman - The Betrayal - Newman: I'm on an unbelievable birthday-wish hot streak! My last five birthday wishes came true.
5) Ellen - The Van Buren Boys - George: So, she went out with you on a first date.. and it was her birthday?
4) Donald - The Bubble Boy -
Jerry: Hey, Happy Birthday.
Elaine: Hi.
Donald: Thanks for showing up. You know your friend here tried to kill me.
George: Oh, you lying little snot. And he's a cheater. Aren't ya' you little twerp? 
3) Morty - The Wizard - (Jerry gets his dad a wizard)
Morty: Oooh! Heh heh! It's a radar detector.
Jerry: Radar detector?
2) Jerry - The Outing -
George: Two tickets to "Guys And Dolls!" I'm gonna go with you!
Jerry: "Guys And Dolls?" Isn't that a lavish, Broadway musical?
George: It's "Guys And Dolls," not "Guys And Guys."
1) Elaine - The Deal - George: Those birthdays. I told you. They're relationship killers. If a relationship is having any problems whatsoever, a birthday will always bring it out.

Do you have of a good top ten idea you'd like for us to do, e-mail us.
Ivy   Chris   Vinney   Allie   Andy
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Silly Little Bios
By: Chris
TOP

Last Week
Bob Sacamanto

Winners

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TSnyder752|at|aol.com

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Shembee05|at|aol.com

Sanmich|at|aol.com

anachloe|at|zaz.com.br

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Oren567|at|aol.com

daniel_cueto|at|yahoo.com

ScarTiss83|at|aol.com

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Sbertha|at|aol.com

DemimBoy|at|aol.com

ranonsen|at|yahoo.com

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nirbraves|at|yahoo.com

PierceMeAgain10|at|aol.com

MKadlub|at|aol.com

AofSpades7|at|aol.com

BCALLALILLY|at|aol.com


This Week
This week's mystery person is one who faked his way through cancer just to get sympathy from people. Jerry felt so sorry for him because of the supposed "chemotherapy" he was getting that he got him a lifetime membership at the Hair Club for Men. However, George was the last to know about him having cancer so this character gave him a parking space close by and told him the real story about his cancer. However this character did eventually die, not by cancer, but a car accident.

Do you know who this is? If so E-mail
me with your answer!
Responses must be received by
Friday, Aug. 10th.
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The Lucky Person is...
No one got interviewed this week!
By: Ivy
TOP


No one got interviewed this week!

What to be the next person to be interviewed?
Send a e-mail to Ivy

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Trivia
By: Andy
TOP


HEY, DO YOU HAVE IDEAS FOR TRIVIA QUESTIONS? SEND THEM TO ME!
****NOTE: ANSWERING JUST THE IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION DOES NOT MAKE YOU A TRIVIA MASTER, SO PLEASE RESPOND TO ALL TRIVIA, NOT JUST ONE QUESTION! IF YOU DON'T RESPOND TO ALL TRIVIA, I CAN'T GIVE YOU FULL CREDIT. (I WILL SEND BACK HINTS IF ANSWER(S) ARE INCORRECT, SO TAKE A SHOT). THANKS!


LAST WEEKS TRIVIA
1) What kind of car did the valet stink up for Jerry?
-BMW
2) How much money did Jerry demand from the host of the restaurant to get the smell out of his car?
-$125
3) What movie was Jerry watching with Newman in "The Barber?"
-Edward Scissorhands
4) What did George bring back to the airport as proof that he was at a funeral (so he could get the death fare discount) in "The Implant"?
-A polaroid picture of him standing next to the coffin.
5) What famous person did Kramer think he saw at the health club in "The Implant?"
-Salmon Rushdie

Winners
Glu snifr|at|aol.com
KRDYLAN|at|aol.com
Oren567|at|aol.com
UM4ME|at|aol.com
tgwall|at|bigpond.com
Sanmich|at|aol.com
PoetAl Orlando|at|aol.com
BCALLALILLY|at|aol.com

IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION
What did they have to go to as a "last resort" to get the bad "smell" out of Elaine's hair in "The Smelly Car?"
-Tomato Sauce

Winners

Glu snifr|at|aol.com
KRDYLAN|at|aol.com
PHOXZI85|at|aol.com
RUDY4523|at|aol.com
Oren567|at|aol.com
XoXNoSoup4uXoX|at|aol.com
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YAnk85rsg|at|aol.com
Shembee05|at|aol.com
nirbraves|at|yahoo.com
shazam|at|ptd.net
RhodeDawg|at|aol.com
MrCarguy|at|swbell.net
UM4ME|at|aol.com
tgwall|at|bigpond.com
PierceMeAgain10|at|aol.com
Sanmich|at|aol.com
BCALLALILLY|at|aol.com


Trivia Masters
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KRDYLAN|at|aol.com
Oren567|at|aol.com
UM4ME|at|aol.com
tgwall|at|bigpond.com
Sanmich|at|aol.com
BCALLALILLY|at|aol.com

THIS WEEKS TRIVIA
1) Where did Elaine's luggage end up when she offended the baggage handler in "The Airport?"
2) In "The Red Dot," what was Elaine drinking that her alcoholic boyfriend picked up by mistake.
3) When Kramer barged in on Jerry when he was with Sidrah in "The Implant," what did he want to borrow from Jerry?
4) During what movie did Jerry & Rachel make out for 3 straight hours?
5) Why did the used clothing store salesman burn all of Frank Costanza's cabana clothes? 

IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION 
Name one of the 4 items George had to buy from the newsstand in order to break his $100 bill in "The Dinner Party."


Respond to the trivia by sending E-mail to Andy
Responses must be recieved by
Friday, Aug. 10th.
Remember: you need to get ALL trivia right!
Don't just answer one, if you need help, e-mail me and I'll be more than happy as to give you hints.

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Celebrities on Seinfeld
By: Chris

Last week
What former star of "The Bob Newhart Show" played a character on Kramer's Peterman Reality Tour and haggled him all the way on the tour?

Answer
Jack Riley

Winners
anachloe|at|zaz.com.br

PoetAlOrlando|at|aol.com

BCALLALILLY|at|aol.com


This Week
What star of "Pee Wee's Big Adventure" played David in "The Dinner Party", a date of someone Elaine knew who took their spot in line and the last Chocolate Bobka?  (HINT: The answer is not Pee-Wee Herman)

Send answers to: Chris

by Friday, Aug. 10th.
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Guess?
By: Allie

Last Week
What disturbing item does jerry find in his girlfriends medicine cabinet?

Answer

Fungicide Medicine

Winners
BCALLALILLY|at|aol.com
Flutebug4|at|aol.com
willy44|at|prodigy.net
Glu snifr|at|aol.com
LauLiPoP 114885|at|aol.com
JohnTrvlt1|at|aol.com
PHOXZI85|at|aol.com
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Sanmich|at|aol.com
Creed5075|at|aol.com
RhodeDawg|at|aol.com
YaadahYada|at|aol.com
MSimon6986|at|aol.com
PT Money7|at|aol.com
Oren567|at|aol.com
Shembee05|at|aol.com
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PierceMeAgain10|at|aol.com
LCCNTRYROX|at|aol.com
PoetAl Orlando|at|aol.com
Demim Boy|at|aol.com
UM4ME|at|aol.com
ranonsen|at|yahoo.com
BFS07|at|aol.com
Laineyday1|at|aol.com


This Week
What is the name of jerry's barber?

Send answers to: Allie
Friday, Aug. 10th.
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Remember the Time When...
By: Ivy

Jerry got kicked on the plane in Ithaca?

Katie: There's a flight leaving at eight, and another one at eight-thirty, which one do you want?
Jerry: Which one do you think I want?
Katie: The eight will get you in a little earlier.
Jerry: Then we'll make it the eight.
Katie: I'll book a hotel, do you want a standard room or mini suite?]
Jerry: Hotel?
Katie: Yeah, it's eight in the morning.
Jerry: No, no, no. I have to get home tonight. Bridget's gonna be waiting for me at the Diplomat's Club. Rent a car.
Katie: Mid-size, luxury, or sports model, what's your preference?
Jerry: I don't have a preference, okay! Just make a decision yourself! Stop bothering me with every minor little detail, please?
Katie: Okay, you're a big celebrity.

If anyone has any ideas to make this better or moments that they want "remembered," e-mail me.
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Reader's Poll
By: Andy

Last Week's Question:
Which Seinfeld character (any character) has/had the best hair over their course of the show?

For Wild Hair---Kramer
For Beautiful Hair--Elaine
KRDYLAN|at|aol.com

Kramer!! (LOL), no seriously I really like Elaine's hair.
daniel_cueto|at|yahoo.com

Elaine, her hair was so sexy straight and even curly!!
Buckphila|at|aol.com

Of Course, I would have to say Elaine.... her hair is so amazing I am die if I had that hair. Also Julia did commercials for Nice N Easy so she has to have nice hair lol
XoXNoSoup4uXoX|at|aol.com

Definitely George, I love his hair... or lack thereof :)

Shembee05|at|aol.com

George, b/c he was just losing coverage on his head like people losing money at Vegas, but yet he always maintained an attractive style despite his "male pattern baldness".
Demim Boy|at|aol.com

This Week's Question:
Of the fab four, who has the best scream/yell when screaming/yelling at others?

Send all poll responses to: Andy

by Friday, Aug. 10th.

Note: The Seinfeld NL writers have the right to edit any poll responses that we do not feel are appropriate for the Newsletter.


Do you know of a poll you would like seen on here?
E-mail me
and let me know!
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Did you know? Seinfacts!
By: Allie

French Stewart was in "The Opposite" when he played the movie theater guy that told Elaine her boyfriend was in a car accident. He was also part of the NBC staff in later episodes.
Shembee05|at|aol.com

did you know that in the episode where george was trying to get the "step skipper" (on the AA program) to aologize for making fun of georges big head and neck, the old guy that is leading the AA meetings (or it might have been the "stress managemnet" that george got wound up in) is actually the police officer that busted george and jerry for urinating in the car park at the shopping mall.
10009198|at|day.uws.edu.au

Have a fact? Please e-mail me!

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Stand Up
By: Chris
TOP

Then they tell you about the pain-relieving ingredient, that's my other favorite part of the commercial. It's always "extra-strength...!". There is no more "strength" any more. You can't even get "strength". "Strength" is off the market. It's all "extra-strength".

"I need extra"

"What's extra?"

"Well, it's... more. We're gonna give you a little, you know, send a little extra your way... don't say anything about it".

Some people aren't satisfied with "extra", they want "maximum"! "Gimme the maximum strength ! Give the maximum allowable human dosage ! That's the kind o' pain I'm in ! Figure out what will kill me, and then back it off a little bit".
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"Quote" Finisher/Locator
By: Andy

Last week's Quote Finisher
Oh this isn't even B.O., this is...


Answer
..beyond B.O. it's B.B.O.
(George in "The Smelly Car")


Winners
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Demim Boy|at|aol.com
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nirbraves|at|yahoo.com
MKadlub|at|aol.com


This Week's Quote Locator
"Hey, Jerry shaved his chest."

Send answers to: Andy
by Friday, Aug. 10th.
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Ivy's Stuff

Seinfeld's Good Manners
When making your b-day wish, please don't wish them to drop dead!

Crazy Ideas
Jerry - Cashing in all of Nana's checks.

Elaine - Washing her hair with tomato sauce.

Terms & Phrases
Delicate Genius - 1) a highly touted professional (such as a doctor or lawyer) who would not think of talking business outside of business hours 2) a doctor who would charge a patient for a visit if they did not show up (and did not call to cancel), yet would not think twice about going skiing on a day that that doctor had a full schedule of appointments
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Food Trivia
By: Andy
TOP

Last Week
What food did George "double-dip" at the funeral in Detroit?

Answer

Nacho (Tortilla) chip

Winners
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MKadlub|at|aol.com
BCALLALILLY|at|aol.com
Laineyday1|at|aol.com


This Week
What flavor yogurt was Jerry eating in the beginning scene of "The Non-Fat Yogurt?"

Send Food Answers to: Andy by Friday, Aug. 10th.
Please - no descriptions (if asked the name of an episode).
Send me the episode title.
Here's an episode guide that may help (Episode List
)
Thanks!
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Spoofs!
TOP

Not only does Jerry admit that he likes coffee, but in another episode, when Kramers asks him to join him in watching the surgical procedure on Elaine's ex-boyfriend, he is actually drinking coffee. His response is: "All right. Let me finish my coffee, and then we'll go watch 'em slice this fat bastard open."

BoneSpirits|at|aol.com


In "The Suicide" and "The Parking Space", George says that he has a brother. But, we never see this brother. In "The Strike", Frank tells Kramer that he was buying a doll for his son. Is this son George, or the unseen brother?
nirbraves|at|yahoo.com

Know of a spoof, any mistake you found on Seinfeld?
Please e-mail them to anyone of us, thanks!


Ivy   Chris   Vinney   Allie   Andy
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Seinfeld Quotes
By: Vinney
TOP

Vinney's Picks (or No Pick)
"Coughing naked! It's a turnoff man!" -Jerry

"He was moving on her like storm troopers into Poland." - Newman

From the Fans
Do you know how much mental energy I expend just trying to PICTURE women naked?" -George (from licensed-to-ill-420|at|home.com)


"You ask me here to have lunch, tell me you slept with Elaine, then you say you are not in the mood for details. Now you listen to me. I want details and I want them right now! I don't have a job, I have no place to go, you're not in the mood, well you get in the mood"!!! - George (from nirbraves|at|yahoo.com)

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"I guess I can accept a little of Jerry, if it gets me a lot of Elaine." - Newman

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Answer
Allowing Jerry to attend his Millennium party.


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