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July 15, 2001
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The Weekly Seinfeld E-mail Newsletter
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Chris
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Vinney
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Andy
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News
By: Ivy
TOP

I have a Mailing List...
All I send you is: upcoming episodes for the next 2 weeks.
(Great idea for those of you who are taping the show!)
To be added (If you are not already on) Click here
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Remember: Those who don't have AOL, can click:
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(will be on later monday night)

Next weekend (Saturday) I'm going to see Jerry Seinfeld in Tampa! Lucky me!  :o)  I can't wait! I'll tell you all about it when I get back. This will be the first time I'm seeing him. Jerry, if you are reading this...
I'M COMING!!!!


Last week was one of our writers' birthdays, Vinney. So everyone send him an e-mail wishing him a belated b-day!  :o)

Speaking of birthdays, this Saturday is Michael Richards birthday!!! (the 21st) The same day as I'm going to see Jerry! He will be turning 53 years old!!! Happy Birthday big guy, have a great day!

Reminder: Just for the summer, we will be sending the newsletter out bi-weekly. Many of us are busy and have things to do so we don't have much time to work on the newsletter. Sorry.

And again: MANY MANY MANY of you are asking me for Seinfeld episodes on tape. Now, I do have them, but I am not selling them nor taping them. I do not have the time. Sorry. However, there is a way we may be able to help, thanks to Chris. He made a so-called "trading club on yahoo." This is a great way for people from all over to trade with one another. Here's the link:
Seinfeld Video Exchange


HerbieJPilato|at|cs.com
Seinfeld:  What Went Wrong - And How It SHOULD Have Endedhttp://www.tv-now.com/pilato/seinfeld.htm


My boyfriend Mark has a FRIENDS newsletter. Andy and I write for it too. If you would like to subscribe, please e-mail me
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Thank you!


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Thanks!
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This Week On Seinfeld
By: Ivy


July 15 Sunday - The Masseuse
July 16 Monday - The Cigar Store Indian
July 17 Tuesday - The Conversion
July 18 Wednesday - The Stall
July 19 Thursday - The Dinner Party
July 20 Friday - The Pie
July 21 Saturday - The Stand-In
July 22 Sunday - The Wife
July 23 Monday - The Fire
July 24 Tuesday - The Raincoats (Part 1 of 2)
July 25 Wednesday - The Raincoats (Part 1 of 2)
July 26 Thursday - The Big Salad
July 27 Friday - The Pledge Drive
July 28 Saturday - The Chinese Woman

Go here to find scripts for these episodes:
Thanks to Ian's Seinfeld Scripts
!!!
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Pick Of The Week
By: Chris

July 18 Wednesday - The Stall

While in a bathroom stall, Elaine needs some toilet paper, but the woman in the next
stall refuses to give her a piece. The woman is Jerry's girlfriend whose voice Kramer recognizes from a telephone sex line. Elaine's boyfriend, whose face she just loves, takes George & Kramer rock climbing. After his accident, Elaine isn't sure his face will be the same.
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Sound Of The Week
By: Chris

TOP

Hey SeinFans!  Well, I do have some news for this week.  I just happened to land some tickets to see Jerry Seinfeld when he comes to Indianapolis for two shows August 11!  I can't wait!  Anyway, I'm sure all of you are just as excited as I am.  :)

This week's sound of the week is Jerry telling Kramer that he will kill him, given the legal opportunity of course.


Have a great week everyone!!

What sound would you like to see featured?
E-mail
me and I'll try my best!
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Sein Language's
"Top Ten!"

The Top Ten Sport Players Seen or Mentioned

(Keep in mnid, I don't know anything about sports (not to mention, anything about players!), I didn't have any help, and finding quotes to go along with other players such as Keith Hernandez, I couldn't find. This was the best I could do.)

10) Bernie Williams
9) Derek Jeter
(10 & 9) George: Guys, hitting is not about muscle. It's simple physics. Calculate the velocity, v, in relation to the trajectory, t, in which g, gravity, of course remains a constant. It's not complicated.
Jeter: Now who are you again?
George: George Costanza, assistant to the traveling secretary.
8) Patrick Ewing
George: Ewing's hurt? How long is he going to be out?
Customer: A couple of days at the most but..
George: Geez.
Jerry: Oh, God.
George: I got scared there for a second. The Knicks without Ewing
7) Sugar Ray Leonard
George: Look at this, I only have one picture left... How 'bout a shot of me and Mr. Morgan?
Morgan: Why?
George: Why? Because we're a team! C'mon! Would you take this for us, dear? Thank you very much. Here we go...Anyone ever tell you you look a lot like Sugar Ray Leonard? Yeah, you must get that all the time.
Morgan: I suppose we all look alike to you, right Costanza?
George: No, not a racial thing, there really is a resemblance...
6) Reggie Miller
Kramer:Well I.. ran out onto the court an' threw a hotdog at Reggie Miller. "Involved." An' they threw me, an' Reggie, an' Spike out o' the game.
Elaine: So that's it?
Kramer: Well I, well I, felt, pretty bad about everything an' uh, then the three of us, we went to a strip club.
Jerry: Can you believe that?
Elaine: I didn't know Cheryl Miller's brother played basketball.
Kramer: The Knicks killed 'em a hundred an' ten to seventy three!
Jerry: What--of course, without Reggie Miller, it's a blowout!

5) Joe Dimaggio
Jerry: I don't think so. Joe Dimaggio at Dinky Dounuts?
Kramer: Jerry, he was there.
4) Monica Seles
Elaine: It's so amazing getting to see Monica Sellas playing in the finals.
Jerry: I know and on the first tournament of her comeback.
Kramer is sitting poised on the sideline. He waves back to the group. George and Elaine gives him a thumbs up. The two players hit the ball back and forth. The ball lands in the net. Kramer springs into action running toward the ball and runs into Monica Sellas. Monica falls to the ground in pain.
Jerry: Thus ends the great ball man experiment.
3) Phil Rizzuto
Jerry: What is that?
George: Ahh, Steinbrenner gave 'em to us, in honour of Phil Rizzuto being inducted into the Hall of Fame.
He squeezes the miniature head.
Head: Holy cow!
Jerry: They don't actually have to squeeze his head to get him to say 'holy
cow', do they?
George: Just the last few innings of a double-header.

2) Mickey Mantle
Steinbrenner: I'll tell you, if you wanna get something wild goin'on in your life, you get a girl and bring her to one o'these things. Just like 4 shots a wild turkey. She'll think you're Hopalong Cassidy. A show, about that Mickey Mantle, wasn't it? You know we used to talk. I don't think he liked me very much, you know.

1) Don Mattingly
George: So, let's see, I had a little conversation today with Mr Don Mattingly - he's the first base man. We talked about his new batting stance, you know, I'm not crazy about it, but I said , "Danny, go with it 'till it stops workin'." Donny baseball. He's a helluva guy.

Do you have of a good top ten idea you'd like for us to do, e-mail us.
Ivy   Chris   Vinney   Allie   Andy
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Silly Little Bios
By: Chris
TOP

Last Week
Marian and Henry Ross

Winners

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MastrOfMyDomane|at|aol.com

Spongwrthie|at|aol.com


This Week
Kramers friend we always hear about but never see, went in for a hernia operation and now he talks with a very high pitched voice, tried to undergo shock treatments but they didn't work because his synapses were too big, worked at a condom factory, had rabies, sold fur hats, Decided to attach a piece of elastic to a paddle and rubber ball.

Do you know who this is? If so E-mail
me with your answer!
Responses must be received by
Friday, July 27.
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The Lucky Person is...
No one got interviewed this week!
By: Allie
TOP


No one got interviewed this week!

What to be the next person to be interviewed?
Send a e-mail to Allie

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Trivia
By: Andy
TOP


HEY, DO YOU HAVE IDEAS FOR TRIVIA QUESTIONS? SEND THEM TO ME!
****NOTE: ANSWERING JUST THE IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION DOES NOT MAKE YOU A TRIVIA MASTER, SO PLEASE RESPOND TO ALL TRIVIA, NOT JUST ONE QUESTION! IF YOU DON'T RESPOND TO ALL TRIVIA, I CAN'T GIVE YOU FULL CREDIT. (I WILL SEND BACK HINTS IF ANSWER(S) ARE INCORRECT, SO TAKE A SHOT). THANKS!


LAST WEEKS TRIVIA
1) What kind of car were Newman and Kramer chasing in "The Bottle Deposits.?" (Jerry's car).
-Saab Convertible
2) What was in the backseat of that car that Elaine had to salvage?
-A set of Golf Clubs formerly owned by JFK
3) Who did she have to salvage it for?
-Mr. Peterman
4) Kramer is the "Real" who? (His shortlived bus tour)
-Real Peterman
5) Jerry used what kind of razors to shave his chest (Need a brand name and some specific feature)?
-Lady Gillette

Winners
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IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION  (Thanks to Spongwrthie|at|aol.com)
What is the Constanza's address?
-1344 Queens Blvd.
Flushing, New York  11351
Source: Episode # 71 - "The Cigar Store Indian" - label on Frank's TV Guide.


Winners

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Trivia Masters
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BCALLALILLY
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Spongwrthie
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MastrOfMyDomane
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THIS WEEKS TRIVIA
1) What kind of car did the valet stink up for Jerry?
2) How much money did Jerry demand from the host of the restaurant to get the smell out of his car?
3) What movie was Jerry watching with Newman in "The Barber?"
4) What did George bring back to the airport as proof that he was at a funeral (so he could get the death fare discount) in "The Implant"?
5) What famous person did Kramer think he saw at the health club in "The Implant?"

IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION 
What did they have to go to as a "last resort" to get the bad "smell" out of Elaine's hair in "The Smelly Car?"


Respond to the trivia by sending E-mail to Andy
Responses must be recieved by
Friday, July 27.
Remember: you need to get ALL trivia right!
Don't just answer one, if you need help, e-mail me and I'll be more than happy as to give you hints.

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Celebrities on Seinfeld
By: Chris

Last week
What former SNL cast member got into a cat-fight with Elaine because she wouldn't swing her arms when she walked?

Answer
Molly Shannon

Winners
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This Week
What former star of "The Bob Newhart Show" played a character on Kramer's Peterman Reality Tour and haggled him all the way on the tour?

Send answers to: Chris

by Friday, July 27.
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Guess?
By: Allie

Last Week
What is the name of the Chinese Restaurant where the gang eats?

Answer

hunan balcony

Winners
BCALLALILLY|at|aol.com
MSimon6986|at|aol.com
nirbraves|at|yahoo.com


This Week
What disturbing item does jerry find in his girlfriends medicine cabinet?

Send answers to: Allie
Friday, July 27.
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Remember the Time When...
By: Ivy

The officers were picking up the 519 suspect?


Officer # 1: Is that a 519?
Jerry: What's a 519?
Officer # 2: Could be.
Officer # 1: (into intercom) This is car 23, picking up a possible 519.
Officer # 2: Let's pull over.
Jerry: Pull over?! You can't pull over!!
George: Hey! Where do you think you're going?
Jerry: The lieutenant is waiting to see us!
George: We're in a rush here!"
Jerry: We have an appointment!
George: What are you doing?!

Cops approach suspect.

Jerry: This is great.
George: There's a bag of Petperidge Farm cookies up there.
Jerry: What kind?
George: Milanoes.
Jerry: Cops eating Milanoes?! What kind of crazy town is this?!
George: Should I take some?
Jerry: I think that's a 519.

George reaches for some. The cops throw the suspect on the car and George backs away. The cops cuff him and put him in the back of the car with Jerry and George.

George: How are you? (tries to shake his hand, but remembers he's in cuffs)
Guy: What did you do?
Jerry: Nothing?
Guy: Neither did I. Hey! (to Cops) I didn't do nothing.
Officer # 1: Shut up!

(Thanks to nirbraves|at|yahoo.com)


If anyone has any ideas to make this better or moments that they want "remembered," e-mail me.
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Reader's Poll
By: Andy

Last Week's Question:
What is your favorite overall season of episodes?

Although I highly enjoy seasons 6, and 7, I would have to say that season 9
was my favorite, because of the episodes the frogger, the maid, and the
backwards episode. they were all so classic!!!
Stephie0385|at|aol.com

The 4th season was the best because it captured the most magical moments and bonding between the cast members and the cast and the audience. This season cemented Seinfeld's most loyal followers.
BFS07|at|aol.com

I think I like Season 5 the best, just because it had the most of my favorite episodes, including "The Puffy Shirt," "The Marine Biologist," "The Hamptons," and "The Opposite."
Shembee05|at|aol.com

season 9, cause elaine looked the best during that season!
Buckphila|at|aol.com

This Week's Question:
Which Seinfeld character (any character) has/had the best hair over their course of the show?

Send all poll responses to: Andy

by Friday, July 27.

Note: The Seinfeld NL writers have the right to edit any poll responses that we do not feel are appropriate for the Newsletter.


Do you know of a poll you would like seen on here?
E-mail me
and let me know!
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Did you know? Seinfacts!
By: Allie

President George W. Bush was on vacation in Kennabunkport, ME. This is where George said his dream with Jerry's neighbor occurred in "The Suicide".
nirbraves|at|yahoo.com

The guy that plays Peterman, John O'Hurley, hosts some sort of show called To Tell The Truth.  I saw it on FOX at 11:00 AM Eastern Time.
Shembee05|at|aol.com

Have a fact? Please e-mail me!

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Stand Up
By: Chris
TOP

I'll tell you what I like about Chinese people...as long as we're on the subject. They're hanging in there with those chopsticks. Still using chopsticks. You know, they've seen the fork. Oh they're well aware that we have the fork. And the spoon. I don't know how they missed it - Chinese farmer, getting up working in the field with a shovel all day...hello, shovel...! there it is..You're not plowing 40 acres with a couple of pool cues...
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"Quote" Finisher/Locator
By: Andy

Last week's Quote Locator
"Now he has a mole on his left shoulder, very suspicious."


Answer
The Slicer

Winners
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This Week
Oh this isn't even B.O., this is...

FINISH THE QUOTE!

Send answers to: Andy
by Friday, July 27.
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Ivy's Stuff

Seinfeld's Good Manners
If you're a commedian, it's not nice to curse in front of young children, especially when their mean ol' mom is near by.  :o)

Crazy Ideas
Kramer - Mental Alarm Clock

Jerry - Dropping his g/f's toothbrush in the toilet and not teling her.


Terms & Phrases
Relationship Killer - an adjective which describes what happens to a relationship when a man and a woman go away for a weekend together
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Food Trivia
By: Andy
TOP

Last Week
What kind of candy bar did the Saab mechanic "steal" from George?

Answer

Twix

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This Week
What food did George "double-dip" at the funeral in Detroit?

Send Food Answers to: Andy by Friday, July 27.
Please - no descriptions (if asked the name of an episode).
Send me the episode title.
Here's an episode guide that may help (Episode List
)
Thanks!
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Spoofs!
TOP

In "The Hamptons," Jerry, Kramer, and Elaine saw George's girlfriend naked.  George commented by saying "It's like I'm Neil Armstrong. I turn around for a sip of tang and you jump out first." (referring to landing on the moon)  But, Neil Armstrong was the first man to land on the moon, and Buzz Aldrin was the second that George should of been referring to.

Shembee05|at|aol.com

In the "Little Jerry" episode, Jerry says that no Jerry Seinfeld ever takes a dive.  Yet, when Kenny Banya was being a "time slot hack", Jerry takes a dive in order to mess it up for Banya.
SMP3385|at|aol.com

Know of a spoof, any mistake you found on Seinfeld?
Please e-mail them to anyone of us, thanks!


Ivy   Chris   Vinney   Allie   Andy
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Seinfeld Quotes
By: Vinney
TOP

Vinney's Picks (or No Pick)
"I am going to save up every rupee. For someday, I will get back to America, and when I do, I will exact vengeance on this man. I cannot forget it. He haunts me. He is a very bad man- very, very bad man." --Babu

"Wow, good work Nancy Drew." - Jerry

From the Fans
"I come in and see my son treating his body like it was an amusement park." - Estelle (fromRUDY4523|at|aol.com)    
      
"Too many people know the key to the vault."- Jerry (fromRUDY4523|at|aol.com)


Send in your quotes! Click here.


Last Week
"I drive them to lesbianism, he brings 'em back." -George

Who did George drive to lesbianism?


Answer
His fiancé Susan Ross


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This Week
"I guess I can accept a little of Jerry, if it gets me a lot of Elaine." - Newman

What was Newman willing to accept?

Do you know who this is? If so
E-mail me with your answer!
Responses must be received
by Friday, July 27.
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