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June 3, 2002
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                        Chris
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                        Shem
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                        Jonathan
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                        Shem
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                        Jonathan
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                        Oyeniran
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News
By: Ivy
TOP

I have a Mailing List...
All I send you is: upcoming episodes for the next 2 weeks.
(Great idea for those of you who are taping the show!)
To be added (If you are not already on) Click here
, then click yes.

Remember: Those who don't have AOL, can click:
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(will be on later TUESDAY night)

Once again...
MANY MANY MANY of you are asking me for Seinfeld episodes on tape. Now, I do have them, but I am not selling them nor taping them. I do not have the time. Sorry. However, there is a way we may be able to help, thanks to Chris. He made a so-called "trading club on yahoo." This is a great way for people from all over to trade/sell with one another. Here's the link:
Seinfeld Video Exchange


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If anyone has any news on Seinfeld or comments on the newsletter, we would love to hear them!

Thanks!
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This Week On Seinfeld
By: Ivy


June 3 Monday - The Chaperone
June 3 Monday - The Seven
June 4 Tuesday - The Big Salad
June 4 Tuesday - The Cadillac (Part 1 of 2)
June 5 Wednesday - The Pledge Drive
June 5 Wednesday - The Cadillac (Part 2 of 2)
June 6 Thursday - The Chinese Woman
June 6 Thursday - The Shower Head
June 7 Friday - The Couch
June 7 Friday -The Doll
June 8 Saturday - The Gymnast
June 9 Sunday - The Mom and Pop Store
June 10 Monday - The Soup
June 10 Monday - The Friars Club
June 11 Tuesday - The Secretary
June 11 Tuesday - The Wig Master
June 12 Wednesday - The Switch
June 12 Wednesday - The Calzone
June 13 Thursday - The Label Maker
June 13 Thursday - The Bottle Deposit (Part 1 of 2)
June 14 Friday - The Race
June 14 Friday - The Bottle Deposit (Part 2 of 2)
June 15 Saturday - The Scofflaw
June 16 Sunday - The Kiss Hello


Go here to find scripts for these episodes:
Thanks to Ian's Seinfeld Scripts

NewsGuys Seinfeld Lists
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Pick Of The Week
By: Chris

June 14 Friday - The Race

Through his current girlfriend, Lois, Jerry meets an old rival, who suspects that he cheated in a high school race and he wants a rematch with Jerry to prove he was faster. Elaine is put on a "blacklist" for Chinese food delivery and finds out her boyfriend is a Communist. George responds to a personal ad in a Communist newspaper while at work, when Steinbrenner hears about it, he wants to see George in his office. Through his friend Mickey, Kramer becomes a department store Santa, who later spouts out Communist propaganda.
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Sound Of The Week
By: Chris

TOP

Hey SeinFans!  This week your classic sound of the week is George wanting to be the bad boy for once. Hope you're Seinfeld watching is going as well for you as it is for me! 

PS. I graduated High School this week! Woo Hoo! So if you all have any gifts you would like to send me, my PayPal account is currently empty so if you wanna fill that back up again that would be great :)


What sound would you like to see featured?
E-mail
me and I'll try my best!
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Where are they now?

Jason Alexander
Jason teaching?
Former "Seinfeld'' co-star Jason Alexander has agreed to teach acting courses at the University of Southern California this fall.
The actor, best known as shallow George Costanza on the popular NBC sitcom, will conduct seminars in acting, scene study and musical theater, the university said this week.
"Jason has an excellent career that includes theater, film, television and commercials. He has a great deal to offer our students, and most importantly, he is interested in helping young people achieve as performers,'' said Robert Scales, dean of the USC School of Theatre.
Alexander, 42, joins the school as the inaugural George Burns Distinguished Visiting Professor in Performance, established through a $1 million gift from the estate of the late entertainer. (from aol news)

Jerry Seinfeld
(a couple weeks old)
Seinfeld Movie?

To paraphrase the old joke: Dying is easy, comedy is hard, and buying the rights to Jerry Seinfeld's debut film is damn near impossible. Unless, of course, you're Harvey Weinstein.
According to Daily Variety, Miramax has offered up an undisclosed (but dare we say hefty) chunk of change to acquire the exclusive worldwide rights to Seinfeld's Comedian, a behind-the-scenes documentary following the master in his domain both on and off the stage as he traveled across the country for his national stand-up tour.
After a heated bidding war, the Weinstein-led studio beat out several distributors for the chance to release this inside look into Jerry's world. No immediate word on when the film will hit theaters.
The 100-minute film, which the ex-sitcom star funded himself, was shot on digital video and directed by Christian Charles and produced by Gary Streiner. Both men are former Ogilvy & Mather advertising types who previously collaborated with Seinfeld on those hilarious spots he did for American Express. The two filmmakers devoted nearly a year and a half to following Seinfeld around on tour.
Comedian will give Seinfeld fans a peek at life on the road with the former sitcom king, focusing mainly on the moments before and after his gigs. While the focus will be on Seinfeld's backstage antics (kind of like Seinfeld the show), there will be a few snippets of Jerry's onstage banter, as he mocks marriage, his former stint as the country's most eligible bachelor and life after his fabled NBC show. (from e!)

(more recent)
Letters from a nut...
Michael Richards, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and now, ready to re-enter the weekly TV show fray again, one Jerry Seinfeld. Maybe. Variety reports that ABC has given the go-ahead to a half-hour comedy pilot based on the 1999 book "Letters From a Nut" and its 2000 sequel, "Extra Nutty! Even More Letters From a Nut," by the pseudonymous Ted L. Nancy. The books contain intros by Seinfeld, 48. Only thing: There has been widespread speculation that the unknown Nancy is, in fact, Jer himself, notes the trade paper. The books contain really crazy letters to really serious people, who often respond with business-like replies, as was the case with the message that offered Mickey Mantle's toenail clippings to the Baseball Hall of Fame. There is also a letter of appreciation to the L.A. Lakers from a fan who must wear trousers with a see-through rear end "for medical reasons," just as there is another missive that claims the writer has discovered an ear of corn that looks like Shelley Fabares. (Sounds like Seinfeld humor, all right.) Seinfeld has never replied to questions about his being Nancy. Adding to the enigma, notes Variety, is the fact that Seinfeld was at recent pitch meetings for the TV project based on the books. One of the show's executive producers, Rob Lee, told Variety: "He's very supportive of the project . . . But right now, we don't have any idea of how or if he'll be involved." In the introduction to the first "Letters," Seinfeld likens his relationship to Nancy to that of "a Clark Kent figure . . . I may not have been Superman himself, but it became known that I was able to contact him." (from people.com)


Julia Louis-Dreyfus
More watching Ellie?
In a decision that is being termed surprising, according to The New York Times, NBC, in announcing its upcoming fall season, said it will resurrect the previously canceled sitcom "Watching Ellie," starring Julia Louis-Dreyfus as a put-upon lounge singer. The show, told in real time (with an onscreen clock to chart the passage of minutes), bore out the mythical "Seinfeld Curse" that also spelled death to the sitcoms of two other "Seinfeld" alums, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards. Jeff Zucker, president of NBC Entertainment, said that, despite the show's mediocre ratings, he considered Louis-Dreyfus, 41, a "major television star," reports The Times. But Zucker added that there would be changes made to the show, including dropping the clock. (from people.com)
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Who is that actor in....? How many times did they....? Where can I get....? Is there something you want to know? Here's your chance. Personal or not. You write us, we answer, and post it here!

Ivy   Chris   Vinney   Shem   Jonathan   Oyeniran
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Sein Language's
"Top Ten!"
By: Ivy

Top Ten "Feet" Mentioned

10) The Wink
Jerry: It sounds like all the winking got you a promotion.
George: I don't want Morgan's job. He's got a lot of work to do. Hey, Elaine, your friend never woke up Mr. Morgan.
Elaine: Nah, he was tired. He had some feet in his face. My cousin Holly is completely insane. She keeps calling and accusing me of stealing her napkins.
9) The Marine Biologist
George: I got about fifty-feet out and then suddenly the great beast appeared before me. I tell ya he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence he gave out a big bellow. I said, "Easy big fella!" And then as I watched him struggling I realized something was obstructing his breathing. From where I was standing I could see directly into the eye of the great fish!
Jerry: Mammal.
George: Whatever.
8) The Little Kicks
Worker: I pressed through the rushes and there, the native dancers whirled before me: limbs flailing, arms akimbo, feet kicking up dust...
Elaine: What?
7) The Alternate Side
Jerry: Shouldn't you do something with the extremities?
Elaine: What extremities?
Kramer: What's an extremity?
Jerry: You raise the feet, get blood to the head.
Kramer: You raise the head, you get blood to the feet.
6) The Understudy
"No one is touching my feet. Between you and me Elaine, I think I got a foot odor problem." -Frank
5) The Fatigues
Eddie: It's tough keeping your feet dry when you're kicking in a skull.
Elaine: You know, Eddie, that might be just a tad harsh for womenswear.
Eddie: Well, I'm not married to it.
Elaine. Oh. Well, um, in that case why don't we take the phrase, "kicking in a
skull" and we tweak it, you know, just a hair, to something like, what, like
"strolling through a dewy meadow"?
Eddie: Dewy meadow.
4) The Contest
George: Where did you get those socks?
Jerry: I don't know.
George: I think those are my socks!
Jerry: How are these your socks?!
George: I don't know, but those are my socks! I had a pair just like that with the blue stripe, and now I don't have them anymore!
Jerry: (Sarcastic) Oh, yeah, that's right, well, you fell asleep one day on the sofa and I took them off your stinkin' feet. They looked so good to me, I just had to have them!
3) The Cheever Letters
Ohh, I have tremendous respect for people who work with feet. I mean, to dedicate yourself to the foot - you're toiling in virtual anonymity." -George
2) The Invitations
Jerry: No, no this woman is different , she's incredible. she's just like me. She talks like me, she acts like me. She even ordered cereal at a restaurant. We even have the same initials. Wait a minute, I just realized what's going on.
Kramer: What?
Jerry: Now I know what I've been looking for all these years....myself! I've been waiting for me to come along and now I've swept myself off my feet.
Kramer: You stop it man.. you're FREAKING ME OUT!!!
1) The Hot Tub
"Ohhh, I'm exhausted. I've been on this street a thousand times! It's never looked sostrange! The faces...so cold! In the distance, a child is crying. Fatherless...a bastard child, perhaps. My back aches...my heart aches...but my feet ..my feet are resilient!  Thank God I took off my heels, and put on my... HIMALAYAN WALKING SHOES!!! Yes!" -Elaine


Do you have of a good top ten idea you'd like for me to do, please e-mail me!
Ivy
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The Stand In
Last Week By: AL ORLANDO|at|aol.com
This Week By: MRBBALL727|at|aol.com


Last Week

Thanks again AL ORLANDO|at|aol.com!!!


This Week
MRBBALL727 chose to do a poll.

What's your "ONE" favorite Seinfeld quote and why?

Send all poll responses to: MRBBALL727|at|aol.com
by Wed, June 12th.

If you would like to do the Stand In section, please e-mail me!

Ivy
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Silly Little Bios
By: Chris
TOP

Last Week
Kenny Banya

Winners

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UM4ME|at|aol.com

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j.ellevsen|at|coalbridge.com.au

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GregWWD|at|aol.com

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SugarPlumbFairyJ|at|aol.com

Creed5075|at|aol.com

TSnyder752|at|aol.com

Flutebug4|at|aol.com


This Week
He lives in Elaine's building and has trouble keeping his mouth shut on his weekly show.  Elaine often confides in him with information asking for help, except when he's hitting on her because she is a shiska.  He also has very familiar religious affiliations.
(NOTE:  I want his full name, not just "The _____")

Do you know who this is? If so E-mail
me with your answer!
Responses must be received by Wed, June 12th.

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The Lucky Person is...
KrazyJ2123 got interviewed this week!
By: Ivy
TOP

Seinfeld10:   Thank you Jonathan for taking the time to do this interview with me.
KrazyJ2123:   You're welcome Ivy...
KrazyJ2123:   Anything for Seinfeld
Seinfeld10:   And anything for the newsletter! hehe....Ok...this is a tough one.....if you were to meet Jerry, what's the first thing you would say to him??
KrazyJ2123:   I'd probably tell him that I loved his show and that I think him and Larry David were geniuses in writing a show, that so many shows try to copy now, even friends.
Seinfeld10:   It is a great show.  :o)
Ok....what is your ONE and ONLY ONE favorite quote by Jerry?
KrazyJ2123:   I would repeat his entire Keith Hernandez speech
Seinfeld10:   With the magic loogie? LOL
KrazyJ2123:   Yeah, hahaha
Seinfeld10:   And that my friends is one magic loogie!! Haha
Seinfeld10:   OK, what is your ONE favorite Seinfeld moment?
KrazyJ2123:   When Kramer walks through the door slams the 100 dollar bill on the counter and says "I'm Out"
KrazyJ2123:   Or when George is explaining to his friends that his mother caught him.
Seinfeld10:   Haha. I like it when Elaine pulls George's toupee off him, and she says, "I don't like this thing," her face looks so funny, lol.
KrazyJ2123:   lol
Seinfeld10:   Her beady little eyes, hehe......speaking of Elaine....Do you like Madonna?
KrazyJ2123:   Not really
KrazyJ2123:   But Elaine did look very funny 
Seinfeld10:   The reason I am asking is because.....I think I found where they got the little kicks from. Do you know the song, "like a prayer?"
KrazyJ2123:   Yeah
Seinfeld10:   They showed the video the other day on MTV. Madonna was wearing a black dress, similar to the one Elaine was wearing, and I swear to you, she was kicking. she was doing the thumbs!
KrazyJ2123:   Okay...I think ive seen that video before
Seinfeld10:   Yes, the part where she's in the church dancing. She looked like Elaine! 
Seinfeld10:   Well, that's about all the time we have for now. thanks again for the interview. have any last words you'd like to say?
KrazyJ2123:   Keep up the good work
KrazyJ2123:   Thank you Ivy 
Seinfeld10:   Thanks again!  :o)


What to be the next person to be interviewed?
Put me on your buddy list and IM me anytime after 9 (eastern time).
Send a e-mail to Ivy

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Trivia
By: Shem
TOP


HEY, DO YOU HAVE IDEAS FOR TRIVIA QUESTIONS? SEND THEM TO ME!
****NOTE: ANSWERING JUST THE IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION DOES NOT MAKE YOU A TRIVIA MASTER, SO PLEASE RESPOND TO ALL TRIVIA, NOT JUST ONE QUESTION! IF YOU DON'T RESPOND TO ALL TRIVIA, I CAN'T GIVE YOU FULL CREDIT. (I WILL SEND BACK HINTS IF ANSWER(S) ARE INCORRECT, SO TAKE A SHOT). THANKS!


LAST WEEKS TRIVIA- BREAK-UPS
1) Why did Elaine break up with Keith Hernandez?
-He smoked
2) Why did Jerry break up with Ellen, "the perfect one?"
-Nobody liked her, and Jerry's parents liked her
3) Why did George break up with "The Lady Jerry?"
-She cut her hair and looked too much like Jerry
4) Why did Jerry and Dolores break up?
-He couldn't remember her name
5) How did George try to get Susan to break up with him?
-He smoked and the pick

Winners
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nirbraves|at|yahoo.com
MKadlub
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IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION
Why did Elaine break up with "The got no green lantern?"
-He was married

Impossible Winners

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tdigiano2|at|yahoo.com
RhodeDawg|at|aol.com
ranonsen|at|yahoo.com
PoetAl Orlando|at|aol.com
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smuckers55|at|hotmail.com
Sanmich|at|aol.com
abasscube|at|mac.com
nirbraves|at|yahoo.com
MKadlub
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Trivia Masters

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tdigiano2|at|yahoo.com
ranonsen|at|yahoo.com
PoetAl Orlando|at|aol.com
DJB62887|at|aol.com
smuckers55|at|hotmail.com
Sanmich|at|aol.com
abasscube|at|mac.com
nirbraves|at|yahoo.com
MKadlub
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THIS WEEKS TRIVIA - PETS
1) What kind of animal is Elaine allergic to?
2) What kind of animal did George run over in his car?
3) What kind of animal did Jerry take care of after his owner got sick on a plane?
4) What kind of animal was Fredo?
5) What kind of animal was Rusty?

Impossible Question
When Elaine wanted to kill her boyfriend's cats, how much did Jerry say that it would cost to take them out?



Respond to the trivia by sending E-mail to Shem
Responses must be received by
by Wed, June 12th.
Remember: you need to get ALL trivia right!
Don't just answer one, if you need help, e-mail me and I'll be more than happy as to give you hints.

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Celebrities on Seinfeld
By: Chris

Last week
Had trouble hearing (although he might have been faking) and tried to put the moves on Elaine. Also on SNL. Who is he?

Answer
Rob Schneider

Winners
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nirbraves|at|yahoo.com

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RhodeDawg|at|aol.com

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SugarPlumbFairyJ|at|aol.com


This Week
What friends star pretended to be Jerry's wife for free laundry?


Send answers to: Chris

by Wed, June 12th.
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Remember the Time When...
By: Shem

Kramer was at the "Nexis of the Universe?


Jerry: Hello?
Operator: You have a collect call from--
Kramer: Hey, buddy, don't say no!
Jerry: I accept.
Kramer: I went down to Madeline's. I told her, "You gotta move, or it's over."
Jerry: Well, what happened?
Kramer: I think it's over. We had a big fight, she threw me out, I started walkin', and now I'm lost downtown! I don't have any money. I don't recognize anybody. I miss home, and I don't even know how to get there.
Jerry: What's around you?
Kramer: I'm lookin' at Ray's Pizza. You know where that is?
Jerry: Is it Famous Ray's?
Kramer: No. It's Original Ray's.
Jerry: Famous Original Ray's?
Kramer: It's just Original, Jerry!
Jerry: Well, what street are you on?
Kramer: Hey, I'm on first and first. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe.
Jerry: Just wait there. I'll pick you up, and, Kramer, stay alive no matter what occurs, I will find you!
Kramer: Aah!

If anyone has any ideas to make this better or moments that they want "remembered," e-mail me.
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Reader's Poll
By: Jonathan

Last Week's Question:
"I think I'd rather go out on a deaf date than a blind date. The question is whether you'd rather date the blind or the deaf?" -Jerry

Definitely the blind, because my house is REALLY messy
Shembee05|at|aol.com

deaf, cuz then i wont have to talk to her the whole time
Stewbaca69|at|aol.com

deaf
Zup999|at|aol.com

This Week's Question:
We have heard of many many super heros on Seinfeld. If you could be a super hero, who would you be, and why?

Send all poll responses to: Jonathan

by Wed, June 12th.

Note: The Seinfeld NL writers have the right to edit any poll responses that we do not feel are appropriate for the Newsletter.


Do you know of a poll you would like seen on here?
E-mail me
and let me know!
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Did you know? Seinfacts!
By: Jonathan

Julia Louis-Dreyfus's father went to school with Yankee owner George Steinbrenner?

Larry David left after season 6 but came back to do the final episode?


Have a fact? Please e-mail me!

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Stand Up
By: Ivy
TOP

Sorry, but no stand up this week. I found where my disk was...at my b/f's house. I'll get it in time for the next newsletter. Sorry.  :o)
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"Quote" Finisher/Locator
By: Shem

Last week's Quote Locator
"I can't carry a pen, I'm afraid it'll puncture my scrotum."


Answer
The Parking Garage

Winners
ranonsen|at|yahoo.com
PoetAl Orlando|at|aol.com
MRBBALL727|at|aol.com
DJB62887|at|aol.com

abasscube|at|mac.com

This Week's Quote Finisher
"I just had three shots of Hennigans..."


Send answers to: Shem
by Wed, June 12th.
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Oyeniran's Stuff
By: Oyeniran

Seinfeld's Good Manners
When you get back with your former girlfriend that broke up with you when you got her fired, don't go to her house and get "in up to your wrist."

Crazy Ideas
George - Selling your "dead" father's Cabana clothes and then try to buy them back after the man you sold them to burned them.

Elaine - Pulling the old "switcheroo" on your boyfriend's car radio when all his presets are Christian rock stations.


Jerry - Dating a hit and run driver and telling the woman with whom you were on the phone with when it happened that he chased "the man" into Queens and then scared him away with karate.

Terms & Phrases
Ah, Ha! - an exclamation made when you suspect your best friend has "reneged" from a pact you made to get married even though he didn't know that there was a pact.
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Food Trivia
By: Oyeniran
TOP

Last Week
What meal did Elaine receive on her flight in the Airplane?

Answer

Kosher

Winners
Sorry, all winners were lost.


This Week
What breakfast item did Jerry and Meryl say that they would away have?

Send Food Answers to: Oyeniran by Wed, June 12th.
Please - no descriptions (if asked the name of an episode).
Send me the episode title.
Here's an episode guide that may help (Episode List
)
Thanks!
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Games
By: Ivy
TOP

This Week Cont.
I was thinking of something new, different, and fun we all can do. We're going to write our own Seinfeld script, YOU, the SUBSCRIBERS! This is how it's going to work. I'm going to start. For example, this is my first line:

Scene (Jerry's apart. - George walks in)
George - What's going on?

I would then e-mail it to a random person. YOU (once you have received it, would then have 1 day to e-mail me back something). You can only write me FOR ONE PERSON (a line or two). In your e-mail back to me, you would write (same scene OR if you are changing the scene) - meaning (keep) Jerry's apart) then YOUR NEXT LINE.

Example:

(Same scene)
Jerry: Oh nothing much, just tired.

Then I would have this so far:

Scene (Jerry's apart. - George walks in)
George - What's going on?
Jerry: Oh nothing much, just tired.

I would e-mail it back and forth to everyone. If I don't get a response from someone in ONE day, I would send it to someone else. And hopefully within 2 weeks or so, we'll have a episode that I can post. Your Subject line will say: Script! Oh, and the faster you send it back to me, the faster I can send it to someone else! IF you see me on line (Screen name: Seinfeld10), and would like to write a line, please let me know also. It's only ONE LINE PER PERSON. You can not write again later. When it's done, we can vote on a title. Thanks and have fun!

Oh - Just like Seinfeld, even though it's a show about nothing, it still folds into a story about something, so lets try to work together and pull something together.

I started it already it!! Stay tuned to see the results.  :o)

Also...
This Week
Jumble time!

Very simple.... 5 words, you jumble them up. Then jumble up the 5 letters to come up with an answer. There is a small clue at the bottom. Have fun and good luck!

1) CRHATTOCNE
_ _ O _ _ _ _ _ _ _

2) ELBNREIU
_ _ _ _ O _ _ _

3) RMALGOU
_ _ O _ _ _ _

4) UNQINNMAE
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ O _

5) TMPOHASN
_ _ _ _ _ _ O _

6) TSOAEMR
_ _ O _ _ _ _

Clue - "I have the hankering for some double mint gum." - Jerry

What's your answer?


Send answers to: Ivy
by Wed, June 12th.
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Spoofs!
TOP

In The Oppostite Elaine "ruins" Pendant Publishing. However, in The Muffin Tops three years later, Elaine runs into Mr. Lippman at J. Peterman's booksigning. She asks him what he is doing there and he replies that he works for Pendant Publishing and that "this is our book."
five55_filk|at|hotmail.com


In the suicide, george tells the psychic that his brother once impregnated a
woman, but since then the brother has never been mentioned, and we have been
led to elieve that george was an only child.
victoriadiboye_suku|at|hotmail.com

Ivy   Chris   Vinney   Allie
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Seinfeld Quotes
By: Vinney
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Vinney's Picks (or No Pick)
"I'm not bragging, I have a keen lesbian eye."- Jerry

"It was cleavage in the area."-Jerry

From the Fans
"Sex...to save the friendship."-Jerry
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"My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."-George
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Send in your quotes! Click here.

Last Week

"The man is a goblin." --??
Who said this about Kramer?

Answer
It was that legal beagle, ambulance chaser-Jackie Chiles

Winners

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This Week
"14 years down the drain."-Jerry
What went down the drain?

E-mail
me with your answer!
Responses must be received by Wed, June 12th.

GBA (God Bless America) guys!!!!!

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