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June 3, 2001
Sein Language
The Weekly Seinfeld E-mail Newsletter
And Internet Newsletter:
Sein Language Online!

(For NON AOL Subscribers!)
www.Seinlanguage.com

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Writers:

                        Ivy                    Seinfeld10|at|aol.com
                        Chris
                Seinlang|at|home.com
                        Vinney Dee
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                        Allie
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                        Andy
                JohnTrvlt1|at|aol.com

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News
By: Ivy
TOP

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Thank you!


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Thanks!
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This Week On Seinfeld
By: Ivy


June 3 Sunday - The Shower Head
June 4 Monday - The Cadillac (Part 1 of 2)
June 5 Tuesday - The Cadillac (Part 2 of 2)
June 6 Wednesday - The Doll
June 7 Thursday - The Friars Club
June 8 Friday - The Wig Master
June 9 Saturday - The Wait Out

Go here to find scripts for these episodes:
Thanks to Ian's Seinfeld Scripts
!!!
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Pick Of The Week
By: Chris

Thursday, June 7---"The Friar's Club"

George is happy because he has a three month reprieve. The wedding is delayed until June (just in time for the end of the May sweeps and a cliffhanger!). Meanwhile he is also excited because Jerry is going to go out with Susan's best friend. He envisions their friendship in the future as being "Gatsby"-like. Jerry is trying to get into the Friars Club, but loses a jacket he "borrowed" for dinner there, at a performance of comedic jugglers that was "worked on" by Susan's friend. Kramer tries to duplicate the sleeping patterns of Da Vinci and falls asleep at some inopportune moments; one of which puts him put in the Hudson River. Peterman hires a deaf employee and Elaine suffers the consequences, when she gets loaded with some of his work. Trying to see how deaf he really is, Elaine comes on to him, which Peterman overhears and tries to help out their budding relationship.
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Sound Of The Week
By: Chris

TOP

Well, we all remember the final episode, I hope. This weeks sound is not a wav, but a midi. It's Green Day's - Good Riddance
(a.k.a. Time of your Life) So, enjoy!

What sound would you like to see featured?
E-mail
me and I'll try my best!
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Sein Language's
"Top Ten!"

The Top Ten People That Drive Jerry Crazy

10) Tim Whatley
9) Mike Moffit
8) Joel Hornick
7) Sally Weaver
6) The Mandelbaums
5) Uncle Leo
4) Kramer
3) His Parents
2) Kenny Bania

And the number 1 person that drives Jerry crazy is....

1) Newman



Do you have of a good top ten idea you'd like for us to do, e-mail us.
Ivy   Chris   Vinney   Allie   Andy
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Silly Little Bios
By: Chris
TOP

Last Week
Babu

Winners

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This Week
George's gym coach back in High School. He would make fun of him and call him such names like "Can't Stand Ya." He would give George wedgies, sometimes atomic. Eventually was fired because of George rating on him. About 25 yrs later, George sees a homeless man sitting on the steps to the library. George thinks it could be his old gym coach! So one day he goes down to talk to him, the man says nothing. George starts to walk away and he gives George an ATOMIC wedgie. It is later found out that he had the book "Tropic of Cancer" that Jerry had checked out for 25 years.

Do you know who this is? If so E-mail
me with your answer!
Responses must be received by
Friday, June 8th
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The Lucky Person is...
No one got interviewed this week!
By: Allie
TOP


If you would like to be interviewed, please e-mail me!  :o)


**NOTE: If I have talked to you about doing an interview and we haven't worked out a time yet, please e-mail me at seinlang|at|home.com or look for me online AOL SN:  SeinfeldLang. Thanks all!**

What to be the next person to be interviewed?
Send a e-mail to Allie

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Trivia
By: Andy
TOP


HEY, DO YOU HAVE IDEAS FOR TRIVA QUESTIONS? SEND THEM TO ME!


LAST WEEKS TRIVIA
1) What was the first place Kramer tried to hide his key in "The StrongBox?"
-Jerry's Kitchen/Silverware Drawer
2) What former TV sitcom did Elaine try to write a script for in "The Keys?"
-Murphy Brown
3) Where did Jerry, Elaine, George, and Nina go for Sue Ellen Mischke's wedding in "The Betrayal?"
-India
4) What two-word phrase did Frank Costanza use to calm his nerves?
-Serenity Now (Also accepted Hoochie Mama since George gave that to him at the
end of that episode).
5) What outdoor activity caused Jerry's capillaries to burst when he visited his parents with Elaine?
-Scuba Diving

Winners
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IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION
When Elaine returned from Europe with her psychiatrist boyfriend in "The Wallet," she decided to surprise Jerry, George and Kramer by dropping in on them unexpectedly.  Only they didn't know it was her until Jerry opened the door.  How did she keep the surprise?
-She pretended to be a Federal Express (Fed Ex) Delivery Woman.

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Spongwrthie|at|aol.com
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THIS WEEKS TRIVIA
1) Who dug up Fredo the parrot?
2) What was Jerry apprehensive about having Kramer put in his apartment?
3) What color was George's shirt with the chocolate cake stain in "The Baby Shower?"
4) When Elaine said she lived out of town for her job interview in "The Doodle," at what hotel was she going to stay?
5) Which publishing company was Elaine applying for a job with in "The Doodle."

IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION
In what order did Elaine hug the guys in, when she returned from Europe in "The Wallet?"


Respond to the trivia by sending E-mail to Andy
Responses must be recieved by
Friday, June 8th
Remember: you need to get ALL trivia right!
Don't just answer one, if you need help, e-mail me and I'll be more than happy as to give you hints.

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Celebrities on Seinfeld
By: Chris

Last week
What "Wonder Years" star did Kramer meet in California and even pitched his new screen play to him?

Answer
Fred Savage

Winners
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This Week
What original SNL cast member played the Bubble Boy's father in The BubbleBoy Episode?  He also drives a YooHoo truck.

Send answers to: Chris

by Friday, June 8th
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Guess?
By: Allie

Last Week
What was the name of the off broadway play George said he wrote??

Answer

La Cocina
(The Kitchen)


Winners
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This Week
What was the Bubble boy's REAL name?

Send answers to: Allie
Friday, June 8th
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Remember the Time When...
By: Ivy


Elaine finds out Jerry is sleeping with his maid?

ELAINE: All right! You're foolin' around with your maid. That is a wise decision.
JERRY: Elaine, do you think I would go willy-nilly into a situation so obviously fraught with potential complications?
ELAINE: You are paying a woman to come to your house and sleep with you.
JERRY: No. I pay her to clean. The rest is--
ELAINE: What? A health plan?
JERRY: I was going to say, "Being a good host."
ELAINE: Oh-ho-ho. Oh.
JERRY: But the point is we have our personal relationship, and we have our work relationship. They're separate and, I think, some what sophisticated.
ELAINE: So you consider this a relationship?
JERRY: Yes, I do.
ELAINE: Oh. Have you been out?
JERRY: Yes, we have.
ELAINE: Where did you go?
JERRY: The store.
ELAINE: Mm! To get what?
JERRY: Stuff.
ELAINE: Cleaning supplies?
JERRY: And gum.
ELAINE: Oh. Well, there's nothin' more sophisticated than diddlin' the maid and then chewin' some gum.


If anyone has any ideas to make this better or moments that they want "remembered," e-mail me.
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Reader's Poll
By: Andy

Last Week's Question:
Ok, here's a simple poll. Just tell me this: Which is more Kramer- Giddy-up or Hoochie Mama? (And after you choose, give your best example of whichever one you chose).

giddy up ----kramer is bonkos and so is that phrase
Nevermind135|at|aol.com

I enjoy both, but I think the funniest one is when Kramer gets hit by the silly string and shakes his body back and forth yelling "Hoochie Mama."  That scene is funnier that any of Kramer yelling "Giddy-up."
Shembee05|at|aol.com

giddy up is kramer because it reminds me of his rusty
Zup999|at|aol.com

Giddy Up, when the are about to go into the car in the episode, "The Garage" He sayd, Lets Giddy up up and it is so cool, I love how he says it
XoXNoSoup4uXoX|at|aol.com

Giddy-up is more Kramer cause he uses it a lot.  Hoochie Mama was only used once and Frank Costanza used it too in that episode.  Giddy-up is ALL Kramer just as much as Get Out! is all Elaine.  One example of when Kramer says Giddy-up is when he was answering Jeopardy questions correctly and he kept saying it.
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GIDDY UP
QEvrclear|at|aol.com


This Week's Question:
Which one are you?  Master of your domain, Lord of Manor, King of the County, or Queen of the Castle?

Send all poll responses to: Andy

by Friday, June 8th

Note: The Seinfeld NL writers have the right to edit any poll responses that we do not feel are appropriate for the Newsletter.


Do you know of a poll you would like seen on here?
E-mail me
and let me know!
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Did you know? Seinfacts!
By: Allie

The bartender from "Keeping the Faith" is Babu
Mattstrb09|at|aol.com

Have a fact? Please e-mail me!

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Stand Up
By: Chris
TOP

We all try and prevent ourselves from getting ripped off, we all think we're very clever, you know. We think we can out-think the crooks, you know. Go to the beach, go in the water, put your wallet in the sneaker, "who's gonna know ? What criminal mind could penetrate this fortress of security ?. I put it down by the toe, they never look there. They check the heels, they move on".

Why don't they put the pictures of the criminals on the postage stamps ? Let the postman look for him, he's out there walking around all day. He's got the uniform on, can't he do something ? "Ah, we got a letter for you here, Mr. Joh... hey, wait a second...!!!"
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"Quote" Finisher/Locator
By: Andy

I have decided to change the concept of the quote finisher section slightly- thanks to Shembee05|at|aol.com. I have decided to switch the concept of the quote finisher section from week to week. One week, I will indeed give you a quote to finish. But the next week, I'll give you the full quote and just ask which episode it came from. Then the following week I'll go back to a regular quote finisher, and so on.
This week you will be given half a quote.
Please finish the quote!

Last week's Quote Locator
"This woman- she said the filthiest things I've ever heard in my life, and I get the pull-back."

What episode did that come from?


Answer
"The Tape" and it was uttered by Jerry- who else?"

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This Week
"I don't think ya do. You know how to take the reservation..."

(Finish the quote)

Send answers to: Andy
by Friday, June 8th
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Ivy's Stuff

Seinfeld's Good Manners
"If it's in the garbage, it's garbage" - Jerry

Crazy Ideas
George - Slipping his boss a mickey to get back at him for firing him.
(KRoth|at|kbhome.com)

Jerry - Telling the virgin about the bet.
(KRoth|at|kbhome.com)

Terms & Phrases
Femininas - a term for beautiful women at the beach who are condom worthy (the opposite of sponge worthy)
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Food Trivia
By: Andy
TOP

Last Week
What candy was Kramer eating in "The Betrayal."  (HINT: Since the episode was "backwards" we actually saw him "uneat" this candy).

Answer

A big, multicolored Lollipop.
(I also accepted a "Big Sucker" but I was trying to be PC)


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This Week
When Estelle and Frank Costanza invited Jerry's parents over for dinner in "The Raincoats," what main dish was she serving?

Send Food Answers to: Andy by Friday, June 8th
Please - no descriptions (if asked the name of an episode).
Send me the episode title.
Here's an episode guide that may help (Episode List
)
Thanks!
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Spoofs!
TOP

In "The Library," Jerry mentions to Mr. Bookman that he never keeps coffee in his house.  However, in "The Contest," Jerry does indeed have coffee in his house and does admit that he likes it.
(Shembee05|at|aol.com)

Did you ever notice that most of the time it takes Jerry's visitors about 10 seconds to get up to his apartment?  And he lives on the 5th floor.  Plus Elaine even commented once that he has the slowest elevator in the city.  It's quite strange how they are able to get up there so fast.
(Shembee05|at|aol.com)

Know of a spoof, any mistake you found on Seinfeld?
Please e-mail them to anyone of us, thanks!


Ivy   Chris   Vinney   Allie   Andy
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Seinfeld Quotes
By: Vinney Dee
TOP

Vinney's Picks (or No Pick)

In Memory of the late Perry Como
"Look older? You think this is a game? Is that what you think this is? I'm trying to give you a moral compass. You have no moral compass. You're going to walk into that courtroom, and the jury's gonna see a mean, nasty, evil George Costanza. I want 'em to see Perry Como. No one's going to convict Perry Como. Perry Como helps out a fat tub who's getting robbed. You think it's funny"? - Jackie Chiles

"I usually last about ten minutes on the stairmaster. Unless, of course, there's someone stretching in front of me in a leotard, then I can go an hour. That's why they call it the stairmaster. You get up there and you stare." - Jerry

From the Fans
"Sweet fancy Moses." - Jerry
(from Truly55|at|aol.com)

Send in your quotes! Click here.


Last Week
"Elaine, bald men with no jobs, no money, and live with their parents do not approach strange women." - George

Who was the strange woman George approached? A name please.


Answer
It was Victoria

Winners
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This Week
"A month in Europe with Elaine? That guy is coming home in a body bag." - Kramer

Who is coming home in the body bag?

Do you know who this is? If so
E-mail me with your answer!
Responses must be received
by Friday, June 8th
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SeinLinks
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Ian's Seinfeld Scripts

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The Seinfeldest Site On The Web

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