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May 13, 2002
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Sein Language
The Bi-Weekly Seinfeld E-mail Newsletter
And Internet Newsletter:
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(For NON AOL Subscribers!)
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Writers:

              Ivy                    Seinfeld10|at|aol.com
                        Chris
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                        Allie
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                        Shem
                Shembee05|at|aol.com

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News
By: Ivy
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I have a Mailing List...
All I send you is: upcoming episodes for the next 2 weeks.
(Great idea for those of you who are taping the show!)
To be added (If you are not already on) Click here
, then click yes.

Remember: Those who don't have AOL, can click:
Sein Language Online!

(will be on later TUESDAY night)

Sein Language would like to wish every Mother out there a
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!!


Sein Language would like to welcome a new writer, Shem. We are still looking for one more person. I still have the e-mails from the few who applied and will be looking them over with Chris. Thanks to all who applied though.  :o)

Once again...
MANY MANY MANY of you are asking me for Seinfeld episodes on tape. Now, I do have them, but I am not selling them nor taping them. I do not have the time. Sorry. However, there is a way we may be able to help, thanks to Chris. He made a so-called "trading club on yahoo." This is a great way for people from all over to trade/sell with one another. Here's the link:
Seinfeld Video Exchange


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Sein Language would like to wish YOU a Happy Birthday!
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(or click here) with your first name and your b-day.

If anyone has any news on Seinfeld or comments on the newsletter, we would love to hear them!

Thanks!
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This Week On Seinfeld
By: Ivy


May 13 Monday - The Pilot (Part 1 of 2)
May 13 Monday - The Face Painter
May 14 Tuesday - The Pilot (Part 2 of 2)
May 14 Tuesday - Highlights of a Hundred (Part 1 of 2)
May 15 Wednesday - The Sniffing Accountant
May 15 Wednesday - Highlights of a Hundred (Part 2 of 2)
May 16 Thursday - The Bris
May 16 Thursday - The Engagement
May 17 Friday - The Lip Reader
May 17 Friday - The Postponement
May 18 Saturday - The Barber
May 19 Sunday - The Non-Fat Yogurt
May 20 Monday - The Masseuse
May 20 Monday - The Maestro
May 21 Tuesday - The Cigar-Store Indian
May 21 Tuesday - The Wink
May 22 Wednesday - The Conversion
May 22 Wednesday - The Hot Tub
May 23 Thursday - The Stall
May 23 Thursday - The Soup Nazi
May 24 Friday - The Marine Biologist
May 24 Friday - The Secret Code


Go here to find scripts for these episodes:
Thanks to Ian's Seinfeld Scripts

NewsGuys Seinfeld Lists
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Pick Of The Week
By: Chris

Tuesday, May 7--The Handicap Spot 

Going out to buy an engagement party present for "The Drake," George parks his father's car in a handicap parking spot, after taking Kramer's advice. An angry mob trashes the vehicle when a disabled woman gets injured, because of the illegal parking. While visiting the woman at the hospital, Kramer falls in love and feels compelled to replace the wheelchair. George becomes his father's butler after his father gets arrested for parking in the spot.
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Sound Of The Week
By: Chris

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This week's special Seinfeld sound is one of my personal fav when Elaine is doped up on pills and is acting crazy around Jerry's Aunt Stella
. Have a great week SeinFans!

What sound would you like to see featured?
E-mail
me and I'll try my best!
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Sein Language's
"Top Ten!"
By: Ivy

Top Ten Broken Things

10) COMPUTERS in The Serenity Now
9) AIR CONDITIONER in The Glasses
8) JFK's GOLF CLUB'S in The Bottle Deposit
7) MAGIC EYE POSTER in The Pledge Drive
6) TELEVISION in The Baby Shower
5) LAMP in The Bus Boy
4) STATUE in The Statue
3) EGG in The Maid
2) RUBBER BALL in The Voice
1) FROGGER MACHINE in The Frogger

"Game Over." - Jerry  :o)

Do you have of a good top ten idea you'd like for me to do, please e-mail me!
Ivy
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The Stand In
Last Week By: JujjyFruit|at|aol.com
This Week By: AL ORLANDO|at|aol.com


Last Week

Do you think Seinfeld will ever have a reunion episode?

As much as I wish they would, I doubt it will ever happen. If it does though, it probably wouldn't be as good because it would be so different.
Shembee05|at|aol.com

I wish that they would have reunion. I mean they left the last episode hanging..The judge did sentence them to a year..I think they should finally have a last episode to just end it all like in Cheers and in Mash..That would be great..Thank you
Jimthome1|at|aol.com

No. I think perhaps Julia, Michael and Jason may (at some stage) want to but I think Jerry will say no.
j.ellevsen|at|coalbridge.com.au

yes i absolutely think a Seinfeld reunion will happen
glu snifr|at|aol.com

i don't think they'll ever have a reunion episode..but that would be awesome if they did
Birdnuts17|at|aol.com

they should have a reunion show, but most likely won't
EKLINE008|at|aol.com

Nope!
Ldylara|at|aol.com

I do not think they should because you can't recreate something that great- maybe they could do something though where they interview the characters and put together some more clips or something- kinda like a A & E biography- although I'm pretty sure that was already done
Stephie0385|at|aol.com

I hope so....that would be great if it happens...
Sanmich|at|aol.com

Thanks again
JujjyFruit|at|aol.com!!!


This Week
Sitcom Stars!!!

Al Roker  -  The Today Show  (The Cigar Store Indian)
Alex Trebek -  Jeopardy  (The Abstinence)
Amanda Peet -  Jack and Jill  (The Summer of George)
Bette Midler -  Bette  (The Understudy)
Brad Garrett -  Everybody Loves Raymond  (The Bottle Deposit)
Bryant Gumbel  -  The Today Show  (The Puffy Shirt)
Candace Bergen  -  Murphy Brown  (The Keys)
Courtney Cox    -  Friends  (The Wife)
Debra Messing   -  Will and Grace  (The Yadda Yada, The Wait Out)
Fred Savage  -  The Wonder Years  (The Keys)
George Wendt   -  Cheers  (The Trip)
Gordon Jump -  WKRP In Cincinnati  (The Voice, The Butter Shave)
Janeane Garafolo - Saturday Night Live  (The Invitations, The Foundation)
Jane Leeves  -  Frasier  (The Virgin, The Contest, The Finale)
Jeremy Piven - Ellen  (The Pilot)
Jerry Stiller -  King of Queens  (Frank Costanza)
Jessica Lundy - Hope and Gloria  (The Watch, The Bubble Boy)
Jim J. Bullock -  Too Close For Comfort  (The Airport)
Jon Lovitz - Saturday Night Live  (The Scofflaw)
Kathie Lee Gifford - Live With Regis and Kathie Lee  (The Opposite)
Kathy Griffen - Suddenly Susan  (The Doll, The Cartoon)
Kathy Kinney - The Drew Carey Show  (The Handicap Spot)
Lloyd Bridges - Sea Hunt  (The English Patient, The Blood)
Lori Laughlin - Full House  (The Serenity Now)
Molly Shannon - Saturday Night Live  (The Summer of George)
Regis Philbin - Live With Regis and Kelly, etc.  (The Opposite)
Rob Schneider - Saturday Night Live  (The Friars Club)
Robert Wagner - Hart To Hart, etc.  (The Yada Yada)
Teri Hatcher - Clark and Lois  (The Implant, The Pilot, The Finale)
Vicki Lewis - News Radio  (The Secretary, The Race)
Wendie Malick - Just Shoot Me, etc.  (The Kiss Hello)


If you would like to do the Stand In section, please e-mail me!

Ivy
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Silly Little Bios
By: Chris
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Last Week
Keith Hernandez

Winners

LauLiPoP 114885|at|aol.com

OsTRaiN316|at|aol.com

Bosko1627|at|aol.com

CyndiGeist|at|aol.com

jrae40|at|hotmail.com

anachloe|at|zaz.com.br

LCCNTRYROX|at|aol.com

ScarTiss83|at|aol.com

aelovell|at|bellsouth.net

TackneyNYC|at|aol.com

Flutebug4|at|aol.com

abasscube|at|mac.com

MRBBALL727|at|aol.com

Sanmich|at|aol.com

Stephie0385|at|aol.com

PoetAl Orlando|at|aol.com

Zup999|at|aol.com

five55_filk|at|hotmail.com

DJB62887|at|aol.com

GigiPett|at|aol.com

JujjyFruit|at|aol.com

patrickgray|at|earthlink.net

Spongwrthie|at|aol.com

Creed5075|at|aol.com

Vger319|at|aol.com

LilLesly|at|aol.com

GregWWD|at|aol.com

EKLINE008|at|aol.com

Birdnuts17|at|aol.com

Glu snifr|at|aol.com

RhodeDawg|at|aol.com

SugarPlumbFairyJ|at|aol.com

ranonsen|at|yahoo.com

j.ellevsen|at|coalbridge.com.au

Jimthome1|at|aol.com

Ktbyrnie|at|aol.com

tdigiano2|at|yahoo.com

kryptonizer|at|hotmail.com

Shembee05|at|aol.com

JohnTrvlt1|at|aol.com


This Week
Struggling comedian that needs Jerry's help to come up with a bit about chocolate milk mix.  He also got into a "tiff" with Jerry over a meal and a suit.

Do you know who this is? If so E-mail
me with your answer!
Responses must be received by Wed, May 24th.

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The Lucky Person is...
kryptonizer got interviewed this week!
By: Ivy
TOP


Shembee05: Okay, thank you for doing this, and please bear with me because I am new at this.
kryptonizer: Sure, no problem
Shembee05: Well lets start out with a hard question, which episode is your favorite?
kryptonizer: I love all of them, but if I had to pick, I would say "The Showerhead."
Simply because of Kramer's outrageous idea of living in the shower.
Shembee05: That's a good episode, and a very funny idea, I love it when he makes the food in the shower and then serves it...So who is your favorite character and why?
kryptonizer: Again, it would have to be Kramer, because of his insane ideas:  driving past the E on the gas tank, building levels in his apartment, reliving the Merv Griffin Show, the beach cologne, etc.
kryptonizer: I just crack up whenever I see him.
Shembee05: Me too, i love all of his crazy ideas, and he is such a great actor too. Do you have a favorite scene?
kryptonizer: Yes, no one can imitate him. Only Kramer can be Kramer. I know this is odd but my favorite scene has nothing to do with Kramer, rather its George in "The Dealership."  When he tells the security guard to come into the room to check out his candy bar lineup and the fat guy is eating them all. And then George screams "it was a setup, they were all twixes!"
kryptonizer: LOL
Shembee05: I definitely love that scene too, it just shows how overreactive George gets over the littlest things.
kryptonizer: Exactly
Shembee05: This question may be a little harder, but do you have any one favorite quote?
kryptonizer: That's a tough one.
kryptonizer: I have two one from George and one from Kramer. George - "but I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate...I've got it all!" and from Kramer in the bus scene "*grits teeth* Well the people kept ringing the bell..."
kryptonizer: Oh and I thought of another excellent scene:
kryptonizer: When Kramer picks up the phone and says "who Mr. Vandalay? No I think you must have reached a wrong number." and George comes running out of the bathroom "Vandalay, Vandalay" and falls with his pants down...LOL..that has got to be the most hilarious moment ever!
kryptonizer: LOL
kryptonizer: I know, I couldn't stop laughing.
Shembee05: Most definitely, that is why I enjoy George's character so much, because of funny things that he does like that.
kryptonizer: Hehe, he's my second favorite.
kryptonizer: "I am Costonza, Lord of the Idiots"
Shembee05: LOL
Shembee05: One last question...Do you have a favorite stand up act that Jerry does?
kryptonizer: Well my favorite is his last time on broadway, but to be more specific, I love his bit on the doctor's office: "What is that little room in the back for anyways?.  He goes in there and checks up on what your disease is, "Man what was that??!!  I've never seen anything like that before!" hahahaaha, yes and for anyone woh hasn't read the book Sein Language definitely read it, its hilarious.
Shembee05: Hehe, that is a good stand up of jerry's.
Shembee05: Well thank you for doing this interview, is there anything else you would like to say?
kryptonizer: Keep watching Seinfeld!!!!!!!
Shembee05: I must second that :-)
Shembee05: Thanks again.


What to be the next person to be interviewed?
Put me on your buddy list and IM me anytime after 9 (eastern time).
Send a e-mail to Ivy

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Trivia
By: Shem
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HEY, DO YOU HAVE IDEAS FOR TRIVIA QUESTIONS? SEND THEM TO ME!
****NOTE: ANSWERING JUST THE IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION DOES NOT MAKE YOU A TRIVIA MASTER, SO PLEASE RESPOND TO ALL TRIVIA, NOT JUST ONE QUESTION! IF YOU DON'T RESPOND TO ALL TRIVIA, I CAN'T GIVE YOU FULL CREDIT. (I WILL SEND BACK HINTS IF ANSWER(S) ARE INCORRECT, SO TAKE A SHOT). THANKS!


LAST WEEKS TRIVIA - COLORS
1) What color is the defective condom George uses on a blind date?
-Blue
2) What color shirt does George intentionally wear to a baby shower?
-Red
3) What is the color of the couch that Poppy peed on?
-White
4) Jerry's favorite shirt is golden boy. What color is his son?
-Blue
5) What were the TWO colors in Jerry's jacket? (the lining)
-Pink & White

Winners
Shembee05|at|aol.com
tdigiano2|at|yahoo.com
ranonsen|at|yahoo.com
SugarPlumbFairyJ|at|aol.com
smuckers55|at|hotmail.com
DJB62887|at|aol.com
Stephie0385|at|aol.com
abasscube|at|mac.com

Bigg Badd B
|at|aol.com
MRBBALL727
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Bosko1627
|at|aol.com
OsTRaiN316
|at|aol.com
anachloe|at|zaz.com.br
BCALLALILLY
|at|aol.com

IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION
In the Dealership when Jerry wasn't getting his "car deal," what color car was Puddy trying to sell to Jerry?
-Yellow

Impossible Winners

Shembee05|at|aol.com
tdigiano2|at|yahoo.com
ranonsen|at|yahoo.com

SugarPlumbFairyJ
|at|aol.com
RhodeDawg
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smuckers55|at|hotmail.com
colinofsmeg|at|hotmail.com

DJB62887
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Zup999
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Stephie0385
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abasscube|at|mac.com

Bigg Badd B
|at|aol.com
MRBBALL727
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Bosko1627
|at|aol.com
OsTRaiN316
|at|aol.com
anachloe|at|zaz.com.br
BCALLALILLY
|at|aol.com

Trivia Masters

Shembee05
|at|aol.com
tdigiano2|at|yahoo.com
ranonsen|at|yahoo.com

SugarPlumbFairyJ
|at|aol.com
smuckers55|at|hotmail.com
DJB62887
|at|aol.com
Stephie0385
|at|aol.com
abasscube|at|mac.com

Bigg Badd B
|at|aol.com
MRBBALL727
|at|aol.com
Bosko1627
|at|aol.com
OsTRaiN316
|at|aol.com
anachloe|at|zaz.com.br
BCALLALILLY
|at|aol.com

THIS WEEKS TRIVIA - BREAK-UPS
1) Why did Elaine break up with Keith Hernandez?
2) Why did Jerry break up with Ellen, "the perfect one?"
3) Why did George break up with "The Lady Jerry?"
4) Why did Jerry and Dolores break up?
5) How did George try to get Susan to break up with him?

Impossible Question
Why did Elaine break up with "The got no green lantern?"



Respond to the trivia by sending E-mail to Shem
Responses must be received by
by Wed, May 24th.
Remember: you need to get ALL trivia right!
Don't just answer one, if you need help, e-mail me and I'll be more than happy as to give you hints.

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Celebrities on Seinfeld
By: Chris

Last week
This week is a real tough one to keep all you Seinfeld fans on your toes. What actor played the district attorney in the final episode? He was the lawyer that was opposite Jackie and succeed in convicting Jerry and the gang.

Answer
James Rebhorn

Winners
Spongwrthie|at|aol.com

JohnTrvlt1|at|aol.com

tdigiano2|at|yahoo.com


This Week
Had trouble hearing (although he might have been faking) and tried to put the moves on Elaine. Also on SNL. Who is he?


Send answers to: Chris

by Wed, May May 24th.
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Guess?
By: Allie

Last Week
If someone asked Jerry to change his name, what would he change it to?

Answer
Claud

Winners
No One  :o(

This Week
George reports to work at a company not knowing whether he was hired at the interview. What is his first assignment?

Send answers to: Allie
by Wed, May 24th.
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Remember the Time When...
By: Shem


Everyone met everyone?


Jerry, George, Marla, and Stacy were introducing each other?

Marla: (Walks over to Jerry and George) Jerry.
Jerry: George, Marla.
George: Marla.
Marla: George. Jerry, Stacey.
Jerry: Stacey.
Stacey: Jerry.
Jerry: George, Stacey.
George: Stacey.
Stacey: George.
Jerry: George.
George: Jerry. Marla. (Realizing Jerry's cue) Stacey! (Walks over to Stacey)



If anyone has any ideas to make this better or moments that they want "remembered," e-mail me.
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Reader's Poll
By: Ivy

Last Week's Question:
In The Couch episode, making your own pizza's, who do you agree with? Is it a pizza when it comes out of the oven (Kramer) or when you put your fist in the dough (Poppy)?


When it comes out of the oven, nobody wants to eat dough that isn't cooked.
Shembee05


I agree with Kramer (is he ever wrong).  It's not pizza until it comes out of the oven.  Part of the pizza experience is stringy cheese and the smell of baked dough.  Many places us bread making machines so there goes the hands in the dough theory.  But, the real test is whether one would consider eating pizza uncooked.  I don't think so!  It wouldn't taste like pizza so why would it BE pizza.
gourdhaid|at|prodigy.net

when it comes out of the oven it is a pizza, prior to that it is a work in progress.  you should be able to put whatever you want on your pizza in a make-your-own-pizza place, even cucumbers!

JujjyFruit


Kramer
Zup999


it is definetley NOT a pizza until it comes out of the oven
Stephie0385


it is a pizza when it comes out of the oven (Kramer)
CyndiGeist


When it comes out of the oven.   How the hell are you supposed to eat dough.
OsTRaiN316


It has to be a pizza when you put your fist in it or what would you call it? Would you have a name for a flat piece of dough with toppings? Before you approach any project, you must have some idea of what you are creating or you would be working in vain.
BCALLALILLY|at|aol.com


This Week's Question:
"I think I'd rather go out on a deaf date than a blind date. The question is whether you'd rather date the blind or the deaf?" -Jerry

Send all poll responses to: Ivy

by Wed, May 24th.

Note: The Seinfeld NL writers have the right to edit any poll responses that we do not feel are appropriate for the Newsletter.


Do you know of a poll you would like seen on here?
E-mail me
and let me know!
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Did you know? Seinfacts!

Elaine Benes wasn't in the pilot (The Seinfeld Chronicles)? After that episode aired they decided that they needed a female character to kind of balance out the three males.
Beagle1795|at|aol.com

Kramer was named Kessler in the first episode: The Seinfeld Chronicles?
dstopczynskI|at|hotmail.com


Have a fact? Please e-mail me!

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Stand Up
By: Ivy
TOP

Sorry, but no stand up this week. I can't seem to find the disk where I had everything stored. Don't worry, I have a back up somewhere in my room.  :o)
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"Quote" Finisher/Locator
By: Shem

Last week's Quote Finisher
"You sold us a hair with...."


Answer
"...with a cake around it!."

Winners
Shembee05
|at|aol.com
tdigiano2|at|yahoo.com

Bigg Badd B
|at|aol.com
PierceMeAgain10
|at|aol.com
j.ellevsen|at|coalbridge.com.au

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ranonsen|at|yahoo.com

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LdyLara
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JujjyFruit
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Zup999
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PoetAl Orlando
|at|aol.com
Sanmich
|at|aol.com
Stephie0385
|at|aol.com
abasscube|at|mac.com
aelovell|at|bellsouth.net
ScarTiss83
|at|aol.com
LCCNTRYROX
|at|aol.com
CyndiGeist
|at|aol.com
Bosko1627
|at|aol.com
BCALLALILLY
|at|aol.com

This Week's Quote Locator
"I can't carry a pen, I'm afraid it'll puncture my scrotum."


Send answers to: Shem
by Wed, May 24th.
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Ivy's Stuff

Seinfeld's Good Manners
Never term a friend's relationship "hot and heavy" unless he or she has given you the permission to do so.

Crazy Ideas
Kramer - Kramer was taking Karate lessons and was the best in the class. It was later discovered that his class was with children.

Kramer - Hiding the key to his strong box in all those stupid places

Terms & Phrases
Uromysitisis poisoning - a fictitious ailment that someone invents as an explanation as to why they urinated in public
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Food Trivia
By: Allie
TOP

Last Week
What kind of snack does Kramer use as bird food?

Answer

Mini-Ritz crackers

Winners
Shembee05
|at|aol.com
Glu snifr
|at|aol.com
Creed5075
|at|aol.com
Spongwrthie
|at|aol.com

This Week
What meal did Elaine receive on her flight in the Airplane?

Send Food Answers to: Allie by Wed, May 24th.
Please - no descriptions (if asked the name of an episode).
Send me the episode title.
Here's an episode guide that may help (Episode List
)
Thanks!
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Games
By: Ivy
TOP

Last Week w/Answers
This is a story about a man named Jerry who gargles __6__ times a day. He only wears button fly jeans which he changes to a size __31__ waist. Surprisingly, the last time he threw up, was __13__ years ago. But a black and white cookie put a stop to that! He has the sweetest nana in the world. She gave him $__10__ a year for his birthday. Awww.... Speaking of birthdays, Elaine had one while she and Jerry were kinda doing "this, that, and the other." Anyways, he gave her $__182__ for her birthday. "What are you, her uncle," Kramer replies.....too which he gave her the bench she wanted.....Think where man's glory most begins and ends and say my glory was I had such a friend. Awwwww. If only Jerry got her the bench!

TOTAL: 242

Winners
j.ellevsen|at|coalbridge.com.au
amy.shah|at|gm.com
w.mackinnon|at|qccresources.com.au

SugarPlumbFairyJ
|at|aol.com

This Week
I was thinking of something new, different, and fun we all can do. We're going to write our own Seinfeld script, YOU, the SUBSCRIBERS! This is how it's going to work. I'm going to start. For example, this is my first line:

Scene (Jerry's apart. - George walks in)
George - What's going on?

I would then e-mail it to a random person. YOU (once you have received it, would then have 1 day to e-mail me back something). You can only write me FOR ONE PERSON (a line or two). In your e-mail back to me, you would write (same scene OR if you are changing the scene) - meaning (keep) Jerry's apart) then YOUR NEXT LINE.

Example:

(Same scene)
Jerry: Oh nothing much, just tired.

Then I would have this so far:

Scene (Jerry's apart. - George walks in)
George - What's going on?
Jerry: Oh nothing much, just tired.

I would e-mail it back and forth to everyone. If I don't get a response from someone in ONE day, I would send it to someone else. And hopefully within 2 weeks or so, we'll have a episode that I can post. Your Subject line will say: Script! Oh, and the faster you send it back to me, the faster I can send it to someone else! IF you see me on line (Screen name: Seinfeld10), and would like to write a line, please let me know also. It's only ONE LINE PER PERSON. You can not write again later. When it's done, we can vote on a title. Thanks and have fun!

Oh - Just like Seinfeld, even though it's a show about nothing, it still folds into a story about something, so lets try to work together and pull something together.

I started it already this weekend!! Stay tuned to see the results.  :o)
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Spoofs!
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In The Robbery when Jerry was going out of town, he says to Elaine, "There's more, the refrigerator. Deduct a minimum of two days of all expiration dates. No meat, no leftovers, no butter. And I cannot overstate this: no soft cheeses of any kind. Is that clear?" BUUUUUUUUT in The Soup when Kramer has his g/f over, he goes into Jerry's fridge and pulls out Cheese! Hmmmm.
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In "The Boyfriend" Newman and the K-man are telling the story of Keith Hernandez slagging on them. In the flashback the spit causes Newman to drop his baseball cap. BUUUUUUUUT in first flashback where Newman says 'nice game, pretty boy, he is walking along without a hat at all.
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Vinney's Picks (or No Pick)
"Yes. And listen to this, listen to this: her uncle works for the Yankees, and he's gonna get me a job interview. A front office kind of thing. Assistant to the traveling secretary. A job with the New York Yankees! This has been the dream of my life ever since I was a child, and it's all happening because I'm completely ignoring every urge towards common sense and good judgment I've ever had. This is no longer just some crazy notion. Jerry, this is my religion." - George

"A man without hand is not a man." - George

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"You're as pretty as any of them. You just need a nose job." - Kramer (from
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"Do you ever just get on your knees and thank God that you know me, and have access to my dementia?" - George (from erniehin|at|aol.com)


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