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April 22, 2002
1032 Subscribers!!!

Sein Language
The Bi-Weekly Seinfeld E-mail Newsletter
And Internet Newsletter:
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(For NON AOL Subscribers!)
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(will be on later TUESDAY night)
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                        Ivy                    Seinfeld10|at|aol.com
                        Chris
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                        Vinney
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                        Allie
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                        Andy                Johntrvlt1|at|aol.com

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News
By: Ivy
TOP

I have a Mailing List...
All I send you is: upcoming episodes for the next 2 weeks.
(Great idea for those of you who are taping the show!)
To be added (If you are not already on) Click here
, then click yes.

Remember: Those who don't have AOL, can click:
Sein Language Online!

(will be on later TUESDAY night)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
JERRY SEINFELD!!!

Hey guys....what's going on?! The Newsletter is finally out. Lately, I've been a bad girl, sending it out late, I know. I've been extremely busy with both work and school. After this newsletter we will be back to normal again, every other sunday, promise.

Many of you have wrote, telling me about the internet newsletter not being up. Not to worry, I yelled at Chris for you.  :o)
He promised to keep it updated for you. Again we are sorry for that. BUT IF you have any more complaints, send them to him, hehe. He's the complaint dept., LOL.

Again a Happy Birthday to Jerry Seinfeld. He will be 48 years old on April 29th! Man, he looks GREAT for his age!!!!
Cuuuuute.  :o)


Once again...
MANY MANY MANY of you are asking me for Seinfeld episodes on tape. Now, I do have them, but I am not selling them nor taping them. I do not have the time. Sorry. However, there is a way we may be able to help, thanks to Chris. He made a so-called "trading club on yahoo." This is a great way for people from all over to trade/sell with one another. Here's the link:
Seinfeld Video Exchange


Wishing you a happy b-day!
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If anyone has any news on Seinfeld or comments on the newsletter, we would love to hear them!

Thanks!
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This Week On Seinfeld
By: Ivy


Apr 22 Monday - The Wallet
Apr 22 Monday - The Mom and Pop Store
Apr 23 Tuesday - The Watch (Part 2 of 2)
Apr 23 Tuesday - The Soup
Apr 24 Wednesday - The Bubble Boy
Apr 24 Wednesday - The Secretary
Apr 25 Thursday - The Cheever Letters
Apr 25 Thursday - The Switch
Apr 26 Friday - The Opera
Apr 26 Friday - The Label Maker
Apr 27 Saturday - The Virgin
Apr 28 Sunday - The Contest
Apr 29 Monday - The Airport
Apr 29 Monday -  The Race
Apr 30 Tuesday - The Pick
Apr 30 Tuesday - The Scofflaw
May 1 Wednesday - The Visa
May 1 Wednesday - The Kiss Hello
May 2 Thursday - The Movie
May 2 Thursday - The Beard
May 3 Friday - The Outing
May 3 Friday - The Doorman
May 4 Saturday - The Shoes


Go here to find scripts for these episodes:
Thanks to Ian's Seinfeld Scripts

NewsGuys Seinfeld Lists
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Pick Of The Week
By: Chris

April 28 Sunday - The Contest

George's mother throws her back out when she falls down after catching him doing "you know." When George says he'll never do it again, they all decide to have a contest to see who can hold out the longest. Elaine meets John F. Kennedy, Jr. Jerry loses the virgin when he tells her about the contest and she ends up with JFK. Kramer ends up with the naked neighbor.
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Sound Of The Week
By: Chris

TOP

Hey Seinfeld fans.  First order of business this week is that I wanted to answer some of the complaints that a few of out non-AOL subscribers had.  I currently am in charge of Sein Language website with all the current issues and what not.  I'm sorry that I haven't been that great of a webmaster lately because it is quite time consuming but I promise that will try my best to get that back in order and get them updated as often as possible.  Again, sorry about the delay.  Now to the sounds....

In honor of one of the greatest Seinfeld episodes ever (The Boyfriend) here is a classic quote from that episode that episode with George wanting to be Jerry's latex salesman


What sound would you like to see featured?
E-mail
me and I'll try my best!
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Sein Language's
"Top Ten!"
By: Ivy

Top FIVE Superman Powers, as told by Jerry

5) I'm sure he's got super humor (The Stock Tip)
4) Super speed (The Stock Tip)
3) Got super strength (The Stock Tip)
2) Special powers to almost be able to lip read (The Lip Reader)
1) Can go back in time (The Stock Tip)

Do you have of a good top ten idea you'd like for me to do, please e-mail me!
Ivy
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The Stand In
Last Week By: nirbraves|at|yahoo.com
This Week By: JujjyFruit


Last Week

Thanks again for the Top Ten U.S. Cities!!

Thanks again nirbraves|at|yahoo.com!!!


This Week
Do you think Seinfeld will ever have a reunion episode?

Please send all poll responses to JujjyFruit
by Wed, May 1st.

If you would like to do the Stand In section, please e-mail me!

Ivy
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Silly Little Bios
By: Chris
TOP

Last Week
Uncle Leo

Winners

**50 Winners this week!  Most in a long time!!**

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MKadlub|at|aol.com

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oconnor_p2|at|hccanet.org


This Week
Jerry met him in the locker room with George and he is a famous baseball player for the New York Mets and even won the World Series in 1986. He later dates Elaine but she dumps him when she finds out he smokes. Jerry also "breaks up" with him after he asked Jerry to help him move. However, he does make amends with Kramer and Newman after they mistakenly think that he spit on them, when it was really Roger McDowell.

Do you know who this is? If so E-mail
me with your answer!
Responses must be received by Wed, May 1st.

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The Lucky Person is...
LdyLara got interviewed this week!
By: Ivy
TOP


Seinfeld10:   Thank you Lara for taking the time to do this interview with me.
LdyLara:   Thank you for inviting me!
Seinfeld10:  Sure thing! So please tell me Lara....who are your favorite PARENTS on the show?
LdyLara:   Hmmm.. favorite parents. Well... that depends. For pure comedy genius, George's. (ie: Serenity Now!) But for the warm fuzzy feeling, definitly Jerry's.  You gotta love Jerry's dad.  He is such the universal old-man dad!
LdyLara:   And Jerry's mom. "Who wouldn't like Jerry?" You have to like her!  But I relate to them on a grandparent level... with the whole eating at 4pm thing and the heat in the house.
Seinfeld10:   When Jerry was confronting her about stealing. She says, "We all do it!" lol
LdyLara:   She loves her boy! I think she'd defend him for just about anything!
Seinfeld10:   Yup, that's what mothers are for, hehe.
Seinfeld10:   Let's be a little silly and answer for me my poll for this week: In The Couch episode, making your own pizza's, who do you agree with? Is it a pizza when it comes out of the oven (Kramer) or when you put your fist in the dough (Poppy)?
LdyLara:   Wow.  What a philosophical question you've presented!  I'd have to go with Cosmo on this one. I think when the pie's cheese actually bubbles in the oven, it is a pizza. Before... it is just dough with stuff on it. Who wants to eat that?! It's the melting process that makes it pizza for me! And I *SO* don't want Poppy making me a pizza!
Seinfeld10:   That's what I say! It's a pizza when it comes OUT of the oven!  :o)  Ok, Who is your favorite GUEST STAR that has appeared on the show?
LdyLara:   Hmmm... there were SO many, it's hard to pick! Do I have to narrow to just one!?
Seinfeld10:   Yup, ONLY 1  :o)
Seinfeld10:   Wait! Want to hear mine first?
LdyLara:   Wow.  That's hard. Yes, please!
LdyLara:   Oh - I know mine!
Seinfeld10:   I would have to say....wait, I have two! Molly Shannon with the swinging arms, haha....and Courtney Cox - his fake wife, LOL.
LdyLara:   Well... since Molly Shannon was my favorite... I guess I'll go with Jon Lovitz and his bogus cancer.  He is quite the funny man.  But, then again, Raquel Welch was good too.  And Kathy Griffin was funny with the stand up bit against Jerry.  Too hard!  Next question!!! :-)
Seinfeld10:   Yeah, I forgot about Kathy....she can be VERY annoying..."Jerry Seinfeld, ladies and gentlemen, is The Devil." LOL
LdyLara:   She is funny... in an annoying way, isn't she?
Seinfeld10:   She is! Very hyper! gal.
Seinfeld10:   So tell me....what is your favorite reason why anyone was dumped on the show? Mine would HAVE to be eating peas one at a time.
LdyLara:   That is a good one. I would go with not trying Jerry's pie.  That was just bizarre! And 'Man-Hands" was a pretty good one too! Girl: 'I'm gonna go wash the lobster smell off my hands.'
Jerry: "Great... There's a beach towel on the rack"
Seinfeld10:   Haha
Seinfeld10:   Lets try again what I did last week in the interview. Word association. I say a word and you say the first thing that comes to your head.
LdyLara:   Ok! Shoot!
Seinfeld10:   Risk
LdyLara:    Newman
Seinfeld10:   Glamour
LdyLara:   Uhoh!
Seinfeld10:   Schindler's List
LdyLara:   Bad Jerry!
Seinfeld10:   Cartwright
LdyLara:   Rickshaw
Seinfeld10:   Assman
LdyLara:   Cosmo  :-)
Seinfeld10:   Tweety Bird
LdyLara:   Sylvester
Seinfeld10:   Bosco
LdyLara:   Shhhhhh... Secret Code!!
Seinfeld10:   Last one....Steeeeeeella!
LdyLara:   I don't think of a word - I think of Elaine's 'full body dry heave set to music' kick dancing! :-D
Seinfeld10:   Hehe. Good answers. Well, that's about all the time we have for Lara. Any last words for the subbies?  :o)
LdyLara:   Last words... hmmm... I should be creative and witty... but all that springs to mind is thanking you for the wonderful job you do!  Us 'Subbies' are glad you do it!
Seinfeld10:   Hehe, thanks. And we have a lot of fun "doing it" too.  :o)
LdyLara:   Thanks so much for picking me!  Hello to all the subbies out there!
LdyLara:   Cookies to all of you who made it through! :)
Seinfeld10:   Look to the cookie, all your problems will be solved! LOL
Seinfeld10:   Thanks again!  :o)
LdyLara:   Thank you!


What to be the next person to be interviewed?
Put me on your buddy list and IM me anytime after 9 (eastern time).
Send a e-mail to Ivy

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Trivia
By: Andy
TOP


HEY, DO YOU HAVE IDEAS FOR TRIVIA QUESTIONS? SEND THEM TO ME!
****NOTE: ANSWERING JUST THE IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION DOES NOT MAKE YOU A TRIVIA MASTER, SO PLEASE RESPOND TO ALL TRIVIA, NOT JUST ONE QUESTION! IF YOU DON'T RESPOND TO ALL TRIVIA, I CAN'T GIVE YOU FULL CREDIT. (I WILL SEND BACK HINTS IF ANSWER(S) ARE INCORRECT, SO TAKE A SHOT). THANKS!


LAST WEEKS TRIVIA - Seinfeld cast away from the set
1) What Disney animated blockbuster hit of 1999 did Wayne Knight (Newman) provide a voice for... he played "Big Al?" 
-Toy Story 2
2) What SNL skit-turned-movie did Jason Alexander star in opposite Dan Akyroyd as the neighbor of a "foreigner from another land?" 
-Coneheads
3) What hit movie featured Michael Richards as an escaped, bow-tie-wearing prisoner who kidnaps a wife and kids from John Ritter?   
-Problem Child.
4) Which of the National Lampoon's "Vacation" movies featured Julia Louis-Dreyfus as the neighbor to Chevy Chase's legendary "Clark W. Griswold?" 
-National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.
5) Which popular modern teen horror flick featured Patrick Warburton (Puddy) as a bodyguard-turned-victim?
-Scream 3

Winners
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Chasa860
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nirbraves|at|yahoo.com

MKadlub
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IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION
On what former television show did Jerry himself have a brief, 3-episode stint opposite the legendary Robert Guillaume... before the show was cancelled?
-Benson 

Impossible Winners

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MKadlub
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THIS WEEKS TRIVIA -  COLORS!
1) What color is the defective condom George uses on a blind date?
2) What color shirt does George intentionally wear to a baby shower?
3) What is the color of the couch that Poppy peed on?
4) Jerry's favorite shirt is golden boy. What color is his son?
5) What were the TWO colors in Jerry's jacket? (the lining)

Impossible Question
In the Dealership when Jerry wasn't getting his "car deal," what color car was Puddy trying to sell to Jerry?



Respond to the trivia by sending E-mail to Andy
Responses must be received by
by Wed, May 1st.
Remember: you need to get ALL trivia right!
Don't just answer one, if you need help, e-mail me and I'll be more than happy as to give you hints.

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Celebrities on Seinfeld
By: Chris

Last week
She walks with her arms straight.
Who was she?

Answer
Molly Shannon but Raquel Welch would count as well

Winners
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tdigiano2|at|yahoo.com

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Tingrin1884|at|aol.com

This Week
This week is a real tough one to keep all you Seinfeld fans on your toes. What actor played the district attorney in the final episode? He was the lawyer that was opposite Jackie and succeed in convicting Jerry and the gang.

HINT: He was in the movie Independence Day and Meet The Parents and has appeared in many episodes of "Third Watch" on NBC


Send answers to: Chris

by Wed, May 1st.
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Guess?
By: Allie

Last Week
Mr. Costanza is terrified of what animals?

Answer
Mice

Winners
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|at|aol.com
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|at|aol.com
AnnaWhelan
|at|aol.com
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PoetAl Orlando
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oconnor_p2|at|hccanet.org

BCALLALILLY
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This Week
If someone asked Jerry to change his name, what would he change it to?

Send answers to: Allie
by Wed, May 1st.
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Remember the Time When...
By: Ivy


George asked Jerry if he ever saw Elaine dance?  :o)


George: Well, actually you did miss one nugget of entertainment.... Have you ever seen Elaine dance?
Jerry: Elaine danced?
George: It was more like a full bodied dry heave set to music.
Jerry: Did she do the little kicks and the thumbs?
George: What, you mean you know about this?
Jerry: For some time. It was about five years ago. I never knew what to say to her
about it. It was one of those problems I hoped would just go away.
George: Well, sometimes you can't help these people 'til they hit rock bottom.
Jerry: And by then you've lost interest.



If anyone has any ideas to make this better or moments that they want "remembered," e-mail me.
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Reader's Poll
By: Andy

Last Week's Question:
Based on what you've seen and heard, do you think there's any difference between the TV Jerry and the real-life Jerry?

I have recently heard a really depressing story about how Jerry treated someone I know when he introduced himself to Jerry in Los Angeles. It really made me loose respect for Jerry as a normal guy. I still love the show, and so does this guy i know, but it is always sad to hear that people you totally admire are not all they appear to be.
aelovell|at|bellsouth.net

The real life Jerry sounds like he is one of those snotty rich guys, with all his Porches.  Despite that, he is the creator of the TV Jerry, so he has to be an awesome person in real life.
XoxAnGeL DaPxoX
|at|aol.com

I HONESTLY THINK JERRY IS A LOT LIKE HIS CHARACTER.  HE PROBABLY LIVES FOR TODAY AND ENJOYS IT.
PierceMeAgain10
|at|aol.com

Yes, the real Jerry is married and has a kid
Shembee05
|at|aol.com

i dont think real jerry is as neurotic and as much as a lovable neat freak as tv jerry was
Zup999
|at|aol.com

I think there are some differences, but I don't think TV Jerry and Real-life Jerry are all that different. A lot of the show relates to his stand-up routines, and since those are observations based on real experience, it would seem that many of the experiences he has on the show he had in real life.
But there is one big difference between TV Jerry and real-life Jerry: When he is shown doing stand-up comedy in the show, he is always terrible. Either something that is out of his control goes wrong, or he just screws up somehow. This is not like his real stand-up routines at all. Jerry hardly ever screws up in real life, and would definitely never screw up so much on The Tonight Show, as TV Jerry did in "The Trip
(Part 2)"  Although TV Jerry usually doesn't do well with his stand-up comedy in the show, he is apparently successful, shown by the fact that he has enough money to buy a Cadillac for his father! :)

abasscube|at|mac.com


Real life Jerry is much more reserved, private, and solitary than TV Jerry. TV Jerry is a caricature of RL Jerry; he represents what RL Jerry would be like if he were an ordinary, average Joe rather than a world famous billionaire celebrity. Most comedians use their comedy and satire to obscure their true idiosyncrasies and quirks.i.e. Jim Carrey, Andy Kaufman, Eddie Murphy, Robin Williams, Woody Allen, Steve Martin, Bill Murray, etc., and the list goes on indefinitely. When it comes to comedians, what you see is definitely not what you get!

BCALLALILLY
|at|aol.com

This Week's Question:
In The Couch episode, making your own pizza's, who do you agree with? Is it a pizza when it comes out of the oven (Kramer) or when you put your fist in the dough (Poppy)?

Send all poll responses to: Andy

by Wed, May 1st.

Note: The Seinfeld NL writers have the right to edit any poll responses that we do not feel are appropriate for the Newsletter.


Do you know of a poll you would like seen on here?
E-mail me
and let me know!
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Did you know? Seinfacts!
By: Allie

Kramer's obsessions are fresh fruit and golf?

Jerry's obsessions are Superman and cereal?


Have a fact? Please e-mail me!

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Stand Up
By: Ivy
TOP

Hair coloring - Men aren't any better, with all the idiotic things men do. There's nothing more embarrassing then the human race and aging male vanity. I love those commericals with the old guys with the hair coloring. Be yourself, you're fine! Just be yourself! I love just for men hair coloring. Look so natural, no one can tell! Everyone can tell!!! You look ridiculous. You're 98 and you have jet black hair.....the crazy things people do to make themselves try to look way better! And their not! They are being risky! Risky things....the fat woman with the tube top! Hail Mary!

DNA - I think it's DNA. I think DNA overrules the brain in all major decissions. I think DNA whose mission is to just get you to the next generation. It just takes off. DNA stand for: Damn Near Attractive. I think the blind man gets the best woman because he has the most correct priorities. What are the priorites of a blind man when he meets someone? Well, conversation obviously, and sex....I'm not interested in your triple process hair dos, and your contuious fashions, and the spectator - fuel fling back, shoe folding, fling folding, the gay guys understand anyways. - Sparkles do not work on a blind man. You ladies want to hit on a blind man, you gotta have something to say it better make sense. Once the relationship is on the way, then I would say deafness would come in handy.

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"Quote" Finisher/Locator
By: Andy

Last week's Quote Locator
"This isn't good naked."


Answer
The Apology

Winners
PoetAl Orlando
|at|aol.com

This Week's Quote Finisher
"You sold us a hair with...."


Send answers to: Andy
by Wed, May 1st.
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Ivy's Stuff

Seinfeld's Good Manners
If you're with a book club, READ THE BOOK! - Don't rent the movie!

Crazy Ideas
George - Eating an eclair from a garbage can.  :o)

Jerry - Cashing in nana's checks.

Terms & Phrases
Breathtaking - what to say about a person (or baby), when trying to be polite (especially when you don't mean it)
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Food Trivia
By: Allie
TOP

Last Week
What does George do to cover his nervousness when he calls a woman?
What does he eat?

Answer

Apple

Winners
SugarPlumbFairyJ
|at|aol.com
aelovell|at|bellsouth.net

LOVBOWLING
|at|aol.com
tdigiano2|at|yahoo.com

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|at|aol.com
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|at|aol.com
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SONROSS
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Zup999
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NANWHIZ
|at|aol.com
abasscube|at|mac.com

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|at|aol.com
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|at|aol.com
PHOXZI85
|at|aol.com
Sanmich
|at|aol.com
PoetAl Orlando
|at|aol.com
MKadlub
|at|aol.com
BCALLALILLY
|at|aol.com
Tingrin1884
|at|aol.com

This Week
What kind of snack does Kramer use as bird food?

Send Food Answers to: Allie by Wed, May 1st.
Please - no descriptions (if asked the name of an episode).
Send me the episode title.
Here's an episode guide that may help (Episode List
)
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Games
By: Ivy
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Game section is back!!!
Rules: I'm going to tell you a story, and you fill in the blanks. The answers are going to be numbers ONLY! I want you to take all the numbers and add them up. When you get a total, E-mail it to me. That's the answer. Have fun!  :o)


This is a story about a man named Jerry who gargles _____ times a day. He only wears button fly jeans which he changes to a size _____ waist. Surprisingly, the last time he threw up, was _____ years ago. But a black and white cookie put a stop to that! He has the sweetest nana in the world. She gave him $_____ a year for his birthday. Awww.... Speaking of birthdays, Elaine had one while she and Jerry were kinda doing "this, that, and the other." Anyways, he gave her $_____ for her birthday. "What are you, her uncle," Kramer replies.....too which he gave her the bench she wanted.....Think where man's glory most begins and ends and say my glory was I had such a friend. Awwwww. If only Jerry got her the bench!

Send answers to: Ivy
by Wed, May 1st.
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Spoofs!
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It is well documented that Jerry does not drink coffee. He will occassionally drink tea, but without caffeine.
In the Junior Mint, Kramer asks Jerry to go with him to the hospital and Jerry relents:
"let me finish my coffee and we'll go watch them cut this fat bastard up"
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In the episode where Elaine dates a "bad breaker-upper", he call her "Big Head" and she is all sad cuz she has a big Head, yet it "The Apology" George wanted Stanky Henky to aplogize to him for saying he had a big head, and Elaine made fun of him..
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Seinfeld Quotes
By: Vinney
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Vinney's Picks (or No Pick)
"Next time let's play ping-pong. It's easier to jump over the net." - Jerry after a game of tennis.

"If I could talk to the mothers and have sex with the daughters, then I'd really have something going." - George

From the Fans
"Sex...to save the friendship."- Jerry
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"It's got that nail that's impossible to cut. It's useless, Elaine....Well that's
the one that goes wee, wee, wee all the way home."- Jerry
(from amy.shah|at|gm.com)

"I think that you think that a certain something is not all that it could be, when in fact it is all that it should be, and more!" -George (from Seinfeld10|at|aol.com)


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Last Week

"I can't believe you liked that commercial."-Jerry

What was the commercial?

Answer
It was the obnoxious Cotton Dockers commercial

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This Week
"I'm sort of engaged." - George

Who did George say this to?

E-mail
me with your answer!
Responses must be received by Wed, May 1st.

GBA (God Bless America) guys!!!!!

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