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April 15, 2001
Sein Language
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News
By: Ivy
TOP
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This Week On Seinfeld
By: Ivy
Apr. 16 Monday - The Chaperone
Apr. 17 Tuesday - The Secretary
Apr. 18 Wednesday - The Jimmy
Apr. 19 Thursday - The Wink
Apr. 20 Friday - The Caddy
Apr. 21 Sat. or Apr. 22 Sun. - The Movie
Go here to find scripts for these episodes:
Thanks to Ian's Seinfeld Scripts!!!
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Pick Of The Week
By: Chris
Apr. 18 Wednesday - The Jimmy
The guys play a game of basketball with "the Jimmy," a man who talks about himself in the third person. Jimmy sells odd shaped training shoes and George is an interested investor. Fresh from the gym, he attends a Yankees meeting about thefts, during which he sweats profusely. Jerry goes to the dental office and discovers they now carry Penthouse in the waiting room. Elaine gets tickets to a benefit for the AMCA (Able Mentally Challenged Adults) featuring Mel Torme, the "Velvet Fog." Elaine tries to meet a handsome guy at the gym, but instead talks with "the Jimmy," who makes the date for himself. On a follow-up visit to the dental office, Jerry feels the dentist and his hygienist may have lived out a fantasy during his time in the chair, the type of thing you might read in Penthouse. Kramer has a visit to the dentist complete with Novocain, later while wearing a pair of Jimmy's shoes, winds up getting a him a seat at the main table of the benefit.
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Sound Of The Week
By: Chris
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Hey all Seinfeld fans! I hope you all had a healthy easter weekend, I had a lot of fun. Anyway, by request from SexySkubaSteve|at|aol.com, this week's sound of the week is George's Answering Machine Messege! Have a great week all!
What sound would you like to see featured?
E-mail me and I'll try my best!
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Sein Language's
"Top Ten!"
The Top Ten Seinfeld Quotes
10) We had some dinner, I ordered the lobster bisque, yada yada yada, I never heard from him again.
9) We're not gay- not that there's anything wrong with that.
8) These pretzels are making me thirsty.
7) I think it moved.
6) No Soup for you.
5) Giddy-Up!
4) Get Out!
3) Are you still master of your domain?
2) Mulva?
And the Number one Seinfeld Quote of all Time
1) Heeello, Newman!
Do you have of a good top ten idea you'd like for us to do, e-mail us.
Ivy Chris Vinney Allie Andy
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Silly Little Bios
By: Chris
TOP
Last Week
Author Owen Marks
Winners
Due to computer problems, all winners were lost.
If you know you sent in Owen Marks, congrats!
And again I am very sorry.
This Week
She is a cute little old ladie. She loves marble rye and wouldn't give it up. Jerry stole it from her right off the street! "He stole my marble rye!" She was the deciding vote on the panel to impeach Morty. The Seinfelds had her over for tea to explain their position. She tells them of her awful trip to NY. Jerry remembers who she is and immediately runs out of there! She was also seen in the last episode (The Finale) where she was asked to be on the stand.
Do you know who this is? If so E-mail me with your answer!
Responses must be recieved by Friday, April 20th
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The Lucky Person is...
No one got interviewed this week!
By: Chris
TOP
Due to the long responses for the poll section, there will be no interview this week.
Sorry!
**NOTE: If I have talked to you about doing an interview and we haven't worked out a time yet, please e-mail me at seinlang|at|home.com or look for me online AOL SN: SeinfeldLang. Thanks all!**
What to be the next person to be interviewed?
Send a e-mail to Chris
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Trivia
By: Andy
TOP
HEY, DO YOU HAVE IDEAS FOR TRIVA QUESTIONS? SEND THEM TO ME!
LAST WEEKS TRIVIA - Baseball themed since the baseball season just opened
1. What was George's official job title with the Yankees?
-Assistant to the Traveling Secretary
2. What team's executives did George entertain and "curse with" in "The Hot Tub?"
-Houston Astros
3. Why did George Steinbrenner take George's desk apart?
-He thought there was a bomb in it (although it was really George's alarm clock from his napping)
4. Who beat George out to the Mets job? (I need a name on this one)
-Mr. Wilhelm
5. How many years was George with the Yankees?
-3 years (give or take)- A lot of people got this wrong initially. Even if you don't remember Jerry saying it in "The Summer of George" ("ah they did it for 3 years, what's another 3 months?"), all you had to do was realize he got it in the Season 5 finale and got fired in the second to last episode of season 8... 3 years in real time too.
In fact, extra credit goes to SayVandelay|at|aol.com for giving me a truly exact figure- 2 years and 354 days from: ep 86 opposite 19MAY94 until ep 155 muffin tops 08MAY97. That is truly amazing, and it has been verified. Thanks.
Winners
FISHMANPET|at|aol.com
ClumsyShyBoy|at|aol.com
Feelalrite1|at|aol.com
PoetAl Orlando|at|aol.com
oconnor_p2|at|hccanet.org
Smuckers55|at|hotmail.com
Mkadlub|at|aol.com
Zup999|at|aol.com
Cpz28|at|aol.com
nirbraves|at|yahoo.com
zuderb10|at|yahoo.com
Bonespirits|at|aol.com
Cdavo|at|aol.com
Pqgrassa|at|aol.com
SayVandelay|at|aol.com
AmyClem2|at|aol.com
Shembee05|at|aol.com
Stephie0385|at|aol.com
IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION
How did George get his job with the Yankees? (Give an explanation and I'll judge if it's correct.)
George had decided that his life was not working out the way he was living. He decided he would do everything opposite. At Monks he walked up to a beautiful woman, introduced himself and said he had no job and lived with his parents. She was not repulsed, and went out to a movie with him, where George got pissed at some punks, and then she said she could get him a job with the Yankees. He met with his future boss, and did the exact opposite of normal. he was interested, and wanted george too meet with George S. George said how he didnt like how George S. was running the yankees, and he was hired on the spot. [NOTE: The explanation did not have to be that thorough, but this was the first explanation I received so I had to use it because it exemplified what I was looking for- this explanation is courtesy of FISHMANPET|at|aol.com, Thanks!]
Winners
FISHMANPET|at|aol.com
ClumsyShyBoy|at|aol.com
Feelalrite1|at|aol.com
PoetAl Orlando|at|aol.com
oconnor_p2|at|hccanet.org
Smuckers55|at|hotmail.com
Mkadlub|at|aol.com
abasscube|at|yahoo.com
Cpz28|at|aol.com
Xpoc50000|at|aol.com
Cdavo|at|aol.com
nirbraves|at|yahoo.com
ElyseElyse|at|aol.com
zuderb10|at|yahoo.com
AofSpades7|at|aol.com
CshMoNy699|at|aol.com
Bonespirits|at|aol.com
AmyClem2|at|aol.com
Pqgrassa|at|aol.com
SayVandelay|at|aol.com
Shembee05|at|aol.com
Stephie0385|at|aol.com
AnGeLz105|at|aol.com
Trivia Masters
FISHMANPET|at|aol.com
ClumsyShyBoy|at|aol.com
Feelalrite1|at|aol.com
PoetAl Orlando|at|aol.com
oconnor_p2|at|hccanet.org
Smuckers55|at|hotmail.com
Mkadlub|at|aol.com
Cpz28|at|aol.com
nirbraves|at|yahoo.com
zuderb10|at|yahoo.com
Bonespirits|at|aol.com
Cdavo|at|aol.com
Pqgrassa|at|aol.com
SayVandelay|at|aol.com
AmyClem2|at|aol.com
Shembee05|at|aol.com
Stephie0385|at|aol.com
THIS WEEKS TRIVIA
1) Where did George go for his girlfriend's aunt's funeral?
2) What did George put in the eggs in "The Hamptons?"
3) What flavor was the incense that made George hungry before sex?
4) Who retrieved Jerry's watch that his parents gave him?
5) What bookstore did George and Uncle Leo steal from?
IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION
What does primavera mean in Italian (aka Pasta Primavera)?
Respond to the trivia by sending E-mail to Andy
Responses must be recieved by
Friday, April 20th
Remember: you need to get ALL trivia right!
Don't just answer one, if you need help, e-mail me and I'll be more than happy as to give you hints.
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Celebrities on Seinfeld
By: Chris
Last week
Keeping with the leader of government theme:
Name as many of the world leaders as you can
Answer
Charles DeGaulle [The Outing]
Edward VIII [The Conversion]
Golda Meir [The Outing]
Henry VIII [The Gum]
Leonid Breshnev [The Outing]
Mahatma Gandhi [The Old Man] [The Suicide]
Neville Chamberlain [The Yada Yada]
Vladimir Ilyich Lenin [The Trip]
Winston Churchill [The Apartment]
Winners
Due to computer problems, all winners were lost.
If you know you sent in the right answer, congrats!
And again I am very sorry.
This Week
This was once HIS bachelor pad before Kramer got it.
Whose was it?
Send answers to: Chris
by Friday, April 20th
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Guess?
By: Allie
Last Week
What is the full name of the cashier at Monk's Coffee Shop?
Answer
Ruth Cohen
Winners
Say Vandelay|at|aol.com
Spongwrthie|at|aol.com
Zup999|at|aol.com
This Week
What unusual thing was on George's lip?
Send answers to: Allie
Friday, April 20th
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Remember the Time When...
By: Ivy
Kramer thinks George is in love with Tony, the male mimbo?
GEORGE: hey nice move today
KRAMER: what?
GEORGE: horning on my rock climbing trip. It's just supposed to be me and Tony
KRAMER: he asked me
GEORGE: you put him on the spot
KRAMER: you know I think you're in love with him
GEORGE: what?.. that's ridiculous!
KRAMER: no no no, I don't think so. You love him
Tony and Elaine tell George to "step off?"
ELAINE: this isn't a very good time George
GEORGE: I just wanted to talk to Tony for a minute (hands Elaine some stuff)
TONY: step off George, I don't wanna see you
GEORGE: me? "step off"
ELAINE: yeah, Tony says you better step off George
GEORGE: but..why, it wasn't my fault, I .. you asked me a sandwich, I .. I make such delicious sandwiches Elaine
TONY: just beat it dude!
GEORGE: here here, Superman (hands a comic book to Elaine, who passes it to Tony) please, next time it will only be the 2 of us
TONY: there won't be any next time George
GEORGE: oh Tony don't
ELAINE: ok step off George, can u just step off?
Thanks to Ska mxpx|at|aol.com
If anyone has any ideas to make this better or moments that they want "remembered," e-mail me.
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Reader's Poll
By: Andy
Last Week's Question:
This week's poll is easy and fun. Just send in the quotes. They can be your favorite quotes, catchy quotes, quotes you find yourself reciting all the time- they can be short ones, long ones, soliloquy quotes, etc. Send as many or as few as you like. This poll will be used in conjunction with next week's Top Ten List: Top Ten Seinfeld Quotes. Giddy-up!
NOTE: I think a few of you missed my point here. I was looking for quotes, but some of you gave me entire scenes of conversation back and forth. There will be a poll/top ten list in the future to that extent, but this poll was only supposed to be single person quotes (whether short or long). Nevertheless, I posted everything that everyone sent me, but the top ten is only single quotes, not scenes back and forth.
i always liked : Hellllllllllooooooooooooooo! La La La....talk to me I'mmmmm boooooooored.
RnBHipHopDiva|at|aol.com
Some of my favorite quotes:
"I'll have the Clams Casino...........Chef recommends." (George)
"Maybe the Dingo ate your baby." (Elaine)
"He took "IT" out." (Elaine)
"Not that there's anything wrong with that." (everyone at some point)
"Look to the cookie." (Jerry)
"Oh I'm stressed." (Kramer)
I could go on forever..LOL! There are just toooo many wonderful things they said!!!
RhodeDawg|at|aol.com
ELAINE:
"JERRY!! We have to have SEX to save the friendship!"
"Get those clothes off! We're gonna cuddle!".."What?"(Puddy).."You heard me! STRIP!"-Elaine (Seinfeld)
"I'VE yada yada'd SEX!"
"You know, men can sit through the most boring movie if there's even the slightest possibility that a woman will take her top off."
"Y'know, I can think of at least six known offensive odors that I would rather smell than what's livin' in your car."
"So I carry around my diaphragm-who doesn't?"
(To George) "YOU'RE BALD!"
"I'm not a lesbian. I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian!"
"It SHRINKS?....I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."
"YouâÄ™re through Soup Nazi. Pack it up. No more soup for you....Next!"
(To Jerry) "Sometimes, when I think you're the shallowest man I've ever met, you somehow manage to drain a little more out of the pool."
"Look it, are we going to have sex or not?"
"By the way: they're real, and they're spectacular."-last episode, Jackie
Actrss16|at|aol.com
When Elaine tried to drive her B/F to the airport and fails! I memorized this line!
"I never knew I could drive like that, I was going faster than I have ever gone before and yet it all seemed to be happening in slow motion, I was seeing 3 and 4 moved ahead, weaving in and out of lanes, like an Olympic skier on a gold metal run. (deep breath) I knew I was challenging the very laws of physics. At Queens Blvd. I took the shoulder, at jewel avenue, i used the median, i had it, i was there, and then, i hit the van wick. they say no one has ever beaten the Van Wick, but gentlemen, i tell u this, i came as close as anyone ever has, and if it hadn't been for the 5 car pile up on rockaway blvd. that numskull would be on a plane for Seattle right now, instead of looking for a parking space, downstairs!! (start to cry)"
To trick Jerry, Elaine uses a mans voice and says:
"Federal Express"
Between Elaine and Molly Shannon
"Molly-Elaine, am I crazy? I just get the feeling that duke and the others are making fun of me all the time.
Elaine-well, u might wanna think about moving your arms a little when u walk...
molly- my arms?
Elaine- ya u know, swing em' , so ur not lurching around, like a cave man
molly- I'm a caveman?
Elaine- no no no, i......
Molly-everyone told me what a catty shrew u were, YOU'RE HORRIBLE!!!"
XoXNoSoup4uXoX|at|aol.com
No soup for you! (The Soup Nazi)
Because I could get uromysitis poisoning and DIE that's why!
Holes I need HOLES! (The one about the Frogger Machiene...)
You got a pint of Kramer in ya buddy!
Who doesn't want a junior mint?!
Gammy's not feelin' too good... I think Gammy might be dying!
BatGirl146|at|aol.com
K: "Im Out"
Babu: "Youre a very bad man."
J: "Bad man? Could my mother have been wrong?"
E: "Im queen of the castle..."
G" Lord of the Manor"
Frank: "Serenity Now!!"
K: "Hoochie Mama!!!"
J: They're real Cubans?
K: Yeah what'd you think they were?
J: Cigars!
K: Jerry, those are illegal
K: Look away I'm, I'm hideous!!
Zup999|at|aol.com
"Believe it or not, George isn't at home. Please leave a message at the beep. I must be out or I'd answer the phone-where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home!" -George's answering machine message
Flutebug4|at|aol.com
George- yeah, like I don't know that I'm pathetic.
Blink182Angel182|at|aol.com
Here are some of mine:
"Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint -- it's *delicious*!"
"So I started to walk into the water. I won't lie to you boys, I was terrified. But I pressed on, and as I made my way past the breakers a strange calm came over me. I don't know if it was divine intervention or the kinship of all living things, but I tell you Jerry, at that moment I was a marine biologist."
"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli."
"No, I don't have a square to spare. I can't spare a square."
"These pretzels are making me thirsty."
"We're like rats in some experiment."
"I was in the pool! I was in the pool!"
"I can't face the bubble boy."
"And by the way, they're real and they're spectacular."
"If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right."
"You'll be out before we get the check!"
"Not that there's anything wrong with that!"
"Do they have a castle at Windsor?"
"No, they have a display case at the end of the aisle"
"Your good friend is morbidly obese"
"Pret*ty gorgeous"
"Helllllllllllllllloooooooooooo! LA LA LA!"
"Get out!"
"No soup for you! Come back, one year!"
"Believe it or not George isn't at home. Please leave a message at the beep. I must be out or I'd pick up the phone. Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home."
"And you wanna be my latex salesman."
"I think it moved!"
Shembee05|at|aol.com
Here's some of the quotations I remember for one reason or another:
"One day a cold wind will blow through your little play world, Seinfeld, and I'll be there in all my glory, watching, watching as it all comes crumbling down."--Newman in the Finale
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Jerry: I'm thinking about getting a yo-yo."
George: I could see that.
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"Ah yes, Costanza. She call, I yell 'Cartwright! Cartwright! no one answer, she say cuss-word, I hang up." -- guy at the Chinese Restaurant
McCluregav|at|aol.com
Frank: You think you can keep us out of Florida? We're moving in lock, stock and barrel. We're gonna be in the pool. We're gonna be in the clubhouse. We're gonna be all over that shuffleboard court! And I DARE YOU TO KEEP ME OUT!!!!
from The Shower Head
Jerry: It's gotta have something to do with Kramer.
from The Wait Out
Bania: Yeah, I'm huge.
from The Soup
Geroge: Well, if she was a criminal and you had to describe her to a police sketch artist....
Jerry: They'd pick her up in about ten minutes.
from The Hamptons
Kramer: It's Beef-A-Reeno. And I got fifty cans.
from The Rye
Peterman: Between you, me and the lampost. And the desk.
Peterman: The house of Peterman is in disorder.
from The Susie
CMorri0419|at|aol.com
"Knowing you is like going into the jungle, I don't know what I'll find next, and I'm real scared." - Jerry
"A gift that isn't enjoyed is like a flower that doesn't blossom." --Kramer
Seinfeld10|at|aol.com
George: "I'm like a weed Jerry"
Jerry: I thought you were like Hitler in a bunker.
George: Mr Thomasulo wants to play dirty.... well theres nothing dirtier than a giant ball of oil
Kramer: Now I can focus on more important things like my bladder system.
Jerry: Alright, its time to go
Kramer: Its not for people jerry, its for oil tankers
Jerry: I know
Kramer: That way if they crash the oil wont spill out
Jerry: Thats actually a good idea.. .now its time to go
George: THe sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli....
George: I can't eat with you leaning over me like this. Just look straight forward
Kramer: Well, now I can't see Jerry
Jerry: I look about the same.
George: What?
Jerry: I was talking to him
KRamer: What?
Jerry: Nevermind
Kramer: Come on what did he say?
Geroge: NEver mind
Kramer: Come on Jerry what did you say
Jerry: What?
KRamer: come on where did you go?
Jerry: go back
Kramer: Eh! come on what did you say?
Jerry: I said nevermind
Kramer: Yeah I know that
Jerry: I hate the counter
Elaine: I hate the counter
Kramer: Whos that?
Elaine: Well I got a 212 number from this little old lady in my building- Mrs. Krantz.
Jerry: Oh she didnt mind?
Elaine: no she died
Jerry: Hey! Thats great!
George: What happened to MRs. KRantz?
Jerry: Elaine got a new number because she died.
Kramer: Newman died?
Elaine: What'd he say?
Jerry: Some kind of pie
George: Ill try a piece
Kramer: All right whos down there?
Jerry: Hey theres a booth!
Kramer: Hey Elaine
Elaine: Oh hi
Kramer: Did you hear about Newman?
Elaine: What?
<Kramer whimpers>
Stephie0385|at|aol.com
"Karma Kramer?" -Jerry
"Well I don't want a big, flat noodle." -Kramer
"What's wrong with pal, why is everyone so down on pal?" -Jerry
TheresaFiorito|at|aol.com
we had a comedian in the war ,they blew his brains out all over the pacific- Alden Benes..
Glu Snifr|at|aol.com
This Week's Question:
No long detailed speeches this week. Simple poll: Name your favorite episode and why. You can give a long explanation of why or a short one, you can give a quote or scene, etc. Lock and Load! This poll will also be used in conjunction with next week's Top Ten List.
Send all poll responses to: Andy
by Friday, April 20th
Note: The Seinfeld NL writers have the right to edit any poll responses that we do not feel are appropriate for the Newsletter.
Do you know of a poll you would like seen on here?
E-mail me and let me know!
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Did you know? Seinfacts!
By: Allie
The cashier at Monks coffee shop, Ruth Cohen is her name in real life.
Have a fact? Please e-mail me!
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Stand Up
By: Chris
TOP
I'll tell ya what I like about that mad cow disease... I like the fact that we're attempting to blame it on the cows. THEY'RE CRAZY! THEY'RE NUTS! These cows are out of their minds. Of course the cows are thinking "yeah you're drinking me, you're eating me, you're wearing me, you're sneaking up on me and tipping me over... and I'm a little off mentally. That's why we're mad!"
Maybe it's a good thing, maybe we'll eat a little less.
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Character Bios!
By: Ivy
The Man behind Ernie Sabella (Naked Man)...
Ernie was born on September 19 in Westchester, New York. Ernie attended the University of Miami in the early 1970's. Frequently Teamed with Nathan Lane on Stage and Screen.
Is there someone you would like to know more about? Please e-mail me.
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"Quote" Finisher
By: Andy
Last Week
"You tell that son of a bitch that no Yankee is ever comin to Houston- not as long as..."
Answer
"...you bastards are running things."
(What colorful language George happened upon while entertaining the Houston Astros execs in "The Hot Tub.")
Winners
ClumsyShyBoy|at|aol.com
CMorri0419|at|aol.com
ArmyGI98|at|aol.com
LOVBOWLING|at|aol.com
Shembee05|at|aol.com
Spongwrthie|at|aol.com
CshMoNy699|at|aol.com
AmyClem2|at|aol.com
Pqgrassa|at|aol.com
This Week
"Well if she was a criminal and you had to..."
NOTE: Remember that above all, I'm looking for the quote to be finished- which means that only one person is speaking a line, and you have to finish that line; If someone else says something in response to that line, that's not what I'm looking for, I'm just looking for the quote to be finished, not answered. Then if you can tell me who said it and what episode it came from, that would be nice too. GOOD LUCK!
Send answers to: Andy
by Friday, April 20th
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Games
By: Chris
TOP
Last Week
How many Seinfeld related words can you make out of:
Elaine Marie Benes
Winners
Due to computer problems, all winners were lost.
If you sent in a response, congrats!
And again I am very sorry.
This Week
Jumble!
This week you need to unscramble Seinfeld episodes.
There is 6 of them. You need only 3 to be a winner!
Good luck!
OLGPAOY
NEREGVE
PENHCERAO
LPTOHEO
BROSXGTNO
IERSCL
Send answers to: Chris
by Friday, April 20th
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Ivy's Stuff
Seinfeld's Good Manners
Hair brushing is good naked while crouching is bad naked
Crazy Ideas
Kramer - Having a hot tub in his apartment
George - Pretending to be a marine biologist
Terms & Phrases
Chucker - a person who never passes the ball on a basketball court, but always hogs the ball and shoots
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Food Trivia
By: Andy
TOP
Last Week
What food of Jerry's does he not want George eating with his bare fingers?
Answer
Peanut Butter- "I don't know where your fingers have been." "George is off bread."
Winners
Spongwrthie|at|aol.com
SwtBabe84|at|aol.com
RhodeDawg|at|aol.com
Glu snifr|at|aol.com
KRDYLAN|at|aol.com
LOVBOWLING|at|aol.com
Oren567|at|aol.com
DoorsX316|at|aol.com
Shembee05|at|aol.com
AofSpades7|at|aol.com
CshMoNy699|at|aol.com
AmyClem2|at|aol.com
Pqgrassa|at|aol.com
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This Week
What kind of food did Kramer learn how to make from an instructional video?
Send Food Answers to: Andy by Friday, April 20th
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Send me the episode title.
Here's an episode guide that may help (Episode List)
Thanks!
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Spoofs!
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In "The Pothole," George mentions that he has no spare keys because his keys cannot be duplicated. However, in "The Keys," George has a spare set in which he gives to Elaine and then Kramer.
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Seinfeld Quotes
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Vinney's Picks (or No Pick)
"I know the chunky that left these Chunkies... NEWMAN!" --Jerry
"When you're shopping on Madison Avenue, you don't want to skip on the swank." - Kramer
"Make a wish Newman. We have to get back to work in three hours." - Newman's coworker at the Post Office
"Why would I be a leg man? I don't need legs. I have legs." - Jerry
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Last Week
"I am not an animal!" -Jerry
What movie is Jerry's quote from?
Answer
It was "The Elephant Man".
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This Week
"I don't trust this guy. I think he re-gifted, and then he de-gifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp." - Jerry
Who is the re-gifter/de-gifter?
Do you know who this is? If so E-mail me with your answer!
Responses must be recieved by Friday, April 20th
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