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April 1, 2003
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News
By: Ivy
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NEWS! NEWS! NEWS!
Hey everyone! How's everything. No big, exciting news here - Except Season 1 of Seinfeld! Yup, that's right, May 20th!!! No word yet on special features, but I still, can't wait! Oh, Chris just got back from a vacation in the mountains, said he had a wonderful time. You can ALL e-mail him, he has great pictures! Ask him to show you the one of Andy Dick dressed as Santa. It's soooo funny! Shem is not in the greatest mood. She won't really talk, so if anyone can e-mail her and find out if she's okay. SHE LOVES e-mails!! Vinney wanted me to let you all now that he won't be busy this week so he would love it if you guys would just swamp him with quotes! He said he can't get enough of it. Mike and Berla both have a web page and right now they have a contest of who can get the most e-mails, so feel free to e-mail them both. Make sure you put CONTEST on the subject line! (And ask them both to tell you about Howards little secret, it's hilarious!! They know this guy that does this wild thing with CORN!!) And as for me, I have this weeks sound. If you want it, please e-mail me. That's about it. And don't forget Seinfeld Season 1 May 20th! Yippy!

Jerry Seinfeld - Jerry is no longer doing his tour anymore. He decided to be a stay at home dad. He now has two beautiful girls. Oh, and I heard he bought a family pet snake. Hmmm. Didn't know Jerry liked snakes. But everyone in the home is doing well.

Jason Alexander
- Jason coming out with a TV show with Sheldon (the cab driver). He's been in many episodes like The Busy Wheels, The Lake, The Swim Suit, and many more. I think it will be out in the early summer. No release date yet. I hear it's really great!

Julia Louis-Dreyfus - Julia is also coming out with a new show this summer. It will be out June 19th. Also starring Patrick Warburton (Puddy). The show will be called The Majestic. I wonder if they will be a couple. Hmmm. It's a romantic comedy.

Michael Richards - Michael is still taking his opera lessons. I hear he's doing a great job. No date of a tour.



If anyone has any news on Seinfeld or comments on the newsletter, we would love to hear them!
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Sound Of The Month
By: Chris

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Hey Seinfeld fans! Just got back from my vacation in the mountains. I had a great time skiing. A few of my friends actually tried to atempt to ski naked, lol. It's a long story, but it's great if you're interested. Also, I have some really awesome pictures. A funny one of Andy Dick dressed as Santa skiing, lol. If anyone would like to see them, just e-mail me. I don't have this sound on file, so you will have to e-mail Ivy. It's one of my favorites where Elaine is saying, "You are soooooo crazy!"

What sound would you like to see featured?
E-mail
me and I'll try my best!
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Sein Language's
"Top Ten!"
By: Ivy

Top Ten Restaurants

10) The Kitchen - Where Stan broke up with Elaine
9) Cafe Olay - Where Jerry claims to have had his very first cafe latte (with foam).
8) Star Light Diner - The Hot Glass episode where Elaine sung.
7) Meet Me Inside - Where Newman slipped on some hot cocco.
6) Young Steel - Stan and Mandy had a fight over Elaine. (one of my favs!)
5) Sugar Palace - Jerry was caught talking to himself.
4) Jacks Up - Jerry and Newman make peace, or at least tried, haha.
3) Wings & More Wings - Elaine didn't care eating with her fingers, "Hey they are wings!!"
2) Hubber & Trubber Bakery - Kramer decides to eat all onion rolls in the bakery for prize money! Oh man, did he have a tummy ache later! lol.
1) Kelly's Slice - The gangs "hang out" in many eps!


Do you have of a good top ten idea you'd like for me to do, please e-mail me!
Ivy
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News Guys' lists
By: Mike

Hello Sein fans! My name is Mike, some call me the News Guy. I have a web page:  NewsGuys Seinfeld Lists compiled of different listings, with much help and thanks to the many members of the newsgroup, alt.tv.seinfeld. These include cars that were mentioned on the show, the clothes worn, the crimes that occurred, the food eaten, the movies that were watched, and so on. I also have an episode guide and a lot of scripts! I would like to compile more to the site with your help. And of course if you have any suggestions, I'd be more than happy to hear them.

As we know, Seinfeld used many themes and common threads in the long history of the series. By exploring these lists I hope it will give us a better insight into the brilliance of this show. Last month was religion. This month we're going to compile two sets of lists. Send me everything and anything you can think of that mentions FURNITURE!!!. Thanks!  :o)

So please e-mail me
with any FURNITURE references that you can think of: Mike by Wed, April 16th.

Check back soon on NewsGuys Seinfeld Lists to see the results.
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Silly Little Bios
By: Chris
TOP

Last Month
Stan G. Stinger

Winners
Ktbyrnie|at|aol.com
daniel_cueto|at|yahoo.com
tdigiano2|at|yahoo.com
DJB62887|at|aol.com
Sanmich|at|aol.com
PoetAlOrlando|at|aol.com
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ranonsen|at|yahoo.com
AmyClem2|at|aol.com
SeinfeldPrincess|at|aol.com
abasscube|at|mac.com

This Month
Not only did he run for Captain of Jerry's football team, but he was also one of Jerry's favorite taxi cab drivers. He didn't smell, and he was always dressed good. Jerry loved his accent, and Elaine said he had hair she would kill for. Who was he?

Do you know who this is? If so E-mail
me with your answer!
Responses must be received by Wed, April 16th.

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The Lucky Person is...
Stephie0385 got interviewed this month!
By: Berla
TOP


Berla:   Thank you Stephanie for taking the time to do this interview with me.
Stephie0385:   Sure, no problem!
Berla:   So please tell me what is your favorite Seinfeld episode and why?
Stephie0385:   I like the one where Kramer bungee jumped out of his window, and ended up dangling over traffic on the street.
Stephie0385:   I laughed until I cried...
Berla:   I love that one too, that's The Bungee. I loved it when Kramer was yelling, "Bazooooooka! Bakooooooka!" but my favorite would have to be The Bells Jingle episode. During Christmas time where George was dressed as an elf, LOL. I thought he looked so cute. Who would have known he was wearing nothing under the suit! haha.
Stephie0385:   Yeah... I loved how he annoyed everyone when the bells on his toes jingled when he walked. I'll never forget the look on Elaine's face when she'd just had enough.
Stephie0385:   And she ripped the bells off his feet.
Stephie0385:   She was hilarious!
Berla:   Yeah, that was soooo funny, now who is your favorite non main character. You can't choose Stan because everyone knows he's my favorite. Especially his one best quote, "Pizza is for suckers, that's why I like bologna dipped in Mayo!" LOL.
Berla:   I always thought he was perfect for Elaine.
Stephie0385:   Wow... I would've loved to say Stan, but I guess I could go with Mandy. He just cracks me up! He has the best ideas... I suppose the best however, was when he ordered 45 pizzas and had them sent to Newman...AND HE ATE THEM!
Berla:   But Mandy liked Elaine and didn't like bologna!!
Stephie0385:   Didn't like bologna, no wonder that relationship died so fast. 
Berla:   What would you say is your favorite Mandy quote?
Stephie0385:   "These days I wish I was a circus clown, rolling around on the floor, going into a small buggy, and making balloon animals, like my friend Mike, who was a mime!"
Berla:   All we heard about was Mike, being a mime in the circus, but it was weird that we never saw him, you know.
Stephie0385:   I know... that one time, I thought they had him when they were inside of the sushi bar, and they saw him riding his invisible bike by. I guess they weren't fast enough.
Berla:   Haha, another great ep. I think that was The Dinner Theater. Another classic!
Stephie0385:   Most definitely!  
Berla:   Well Stephanie, thank you again for taking the time to talk about the greatest show Seinfeld. Anything you would like to say to the subbies before we end this?
Stephie0385:   Keep watching, and always remember the words of wisdom of Jerry's favorite cab driver, Sheldon: "Never go to bed without a parrot on your shoulder."
Berla:   LOL. Good words there! Jerry's beloved cab driver, he's hilarious! You know, I think Sheldon is going to have a TV show this summer with Jason. I can't wait.
Stephie0385:   Oh, me either!  
Berla:   Thanks again. Been great!
Stephie0385:   You're welcome :)  

What to be the next person to be interviewed?
Send a e-mail to Berla

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Trivia
By: Shem
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HEY, DO YOU HAVE IDEAS FOR TRIVIA QUESTIONS? SEND THEM TO ME!
****NOTE: ANSWERING JUST THE IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION DOES NOT MAKE YOU A TRIVIA MASTER, SO PLEASE RESPOND TO ALL TRIVIA, NOT JUST ONE QUESTION! IF YOU DON'T RESPOND TO ALL TRIVIA, I CAN'T GIVE YOU FULL CREDIT. (I WILL SEND BACK HINTS IF ANSWER(S) ARE INCORRECT, SO TAKE A SHOT). THANKS!


LAST MONTHS TRIVIA - HATS
1) What kind of hat did Elaine wear on her date with Oliver?
-Beret
2) What color hat was George's NY cap?
-Baby blue
3) What did Jerry call his football helmet?
-Lucky Steel
4) Why didn't Elaine give Stan her hat?
-Because she saw him scratching his head
5) Name 1 of 3 colors found on Kramer's golfers hat.
-Red, Green, Blue

Winners
tdigiano2|at|yahoo.com

Stephie0385|at|aol.com

PoetAl Orlando
|at|aol.com
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fk|at|home.se

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|at|aol.com
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GT1432
|at|aol.com
ranonsen|at|yahoo.com

beyonder09|at|yahoo.com

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abasscube|at|mac.com

PierceMeAgain10
|at|aol.com

IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION
How many hats does Kramer own?
-14

Impossible Winners

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tdigiano2|at|yahoo.com

Stephie0385|at|aol.com
PoetAl Orlando
|at|aol.com
nirbraves|at|yahoo.com

fk|at|home.se

Red97MiataDriver|at|aol.com

j.ellevsen|at|coalbridge.com.au

GT1432
|at|aol.com
Zup999|at|aol.co

ranonsen|at|yahoo.co

Seinbest|at|aol.com

Bigg Badd B|at|aol.co

abasscube|at|mac.co

PierceMeAgain10|at|aol.co

beyonder09|at|yahoo.co

NANWHIZ|at|aol.com


Trivia Masters

tdigiano2|at|yahoo.co

Stephie0385|at|aol.com

PoetAl Orlando
|at|aol.com
nirbraves|at|yahoo.com

fk|at|home.se

Red97MiataDriver
|at|aol.com
j.ellevsen|at|coalbridge.com.au

GT1432
|at|aol.com
ranonsen|at|yahoo.com

Bigg Badd B|at|aol.com

abasscube|at|mac.com

PierceMeAgain10
|at|aol.com
beyonder09|at|yahoo.com


THIS MONTHS TRIVIA - NUMBERS
1) How many times has Elaine claim to have shoplift?
2) What is the apartment number of Stan's place?
3) How many cats does Mandy have?
4) How many fish does Stan have?
5) How much was the dinner at The Kitchen?

IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION
What time is it when Elaine went to BRANDY'S?



Respond to the trivia by sending E-mail to Shem
Responses must be received
by Wed, April 16th.
Remember: you need to get ALL trivia right!
Don't just answer one, if you need help, e-mail me and I'll be more than happy as to give you hints.

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Celebrities on Seinfeld
By: Chris

Last Month
What was the name of the guy who sung a duo with Elaine at the Star Light Diner?

Answer
Andy Dick


Winners
Ktbyrnie|at|aol.com
tdigiano2|at|yahoo.com
PoetAlOrlando|at|aol.comRoxySilverO5|at|aol.com
Dan|at|cooganphoto.com


This Month
What actress on 'Friends' gave Kramer guitar lessons?

Send answers to: Chris

by Wed, April 16th.
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Remember the Time When...
By: Shem

Elaine got caught shopping lifting in "The Make Up?"

Jerry: Elaine, what are you doing?
Elaine: Mandy likes this brand.
Jerry: I'll give you the money.
Elaine: No no, I do this all the time.
Jerry: All the time? Are you nuts? you are going to get caught...I don't want to have any part of this.
Elaine: But Jerry...!
(Jerry walks over to a worker and tells him something)
Worker: Excuse me miss, you're going to have to come with me.
Elaine: Jeeeeerrrrrrrryyyyyy!

If anyone has any ideas to make this better or moments that they want "remembered," e-mail me.
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Reader's Poll
By: Johnathan
Ivy filling in


Last Month's Question:
Who is your favorite Stan or Mandy?

Stan        26
Mandy    15   


This Month's Question:
If you were Jerry, would you have let Elaine get away with stealing cologne for Mandy?

Send all poll responses to: Ivy

by Wed, April 16th.

Note: The Seinfeld NL writers have the right to edit any poll responses that we do not feel are appropriate for the Newsletter.


Do you know of a poll you would like seen on here?
E-mail me
and let me know!
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Did you know? Seinfacts!
By: Jonathan
Shem filling in


That Elaine only likes to wear a stripped bathing suit?

When Kramer plays golf, he goes commando?!

George can only wear white socks?

Have a fact? Please e-mail me!

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Stand Up

By: Ivy
TOP

You know before there was Reynolds Wrap, before there was refrigerators, before there was freezers, before there was seasonings, a pork chop might kill ya. That's right one chop. But times have changed. That's right. Now we got freezers, we got Saran Wraps, we got Reynolds Wraps...now a pork chop is your friend. That's right, if you're starving, a pork chop will save your life. [Shoot] I'll eat a pig's butt if they cook it right.
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"Quote" Finisher/Locator
By: Shem

Last month's Quote Finisher
"Some like it hot, and some like it cold, but..."


Answer
"...I like it with everything on it!"

Winners
daniel_cueto|at|yahoo.com
Stephie0385|at|aol.com
PoetAl Orlando
|at|aol.com
ranonsen|at|yahoo.com


This Month's Quote Locator
"If this would only happen to me, I'll be A..OKAY!"


Send answers to: Shem
by Wed, April 16th.
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Shem's Stuff
By: Shem

Seinfeld's Good Manners
When invited to someone house who just had brand new carpet put in, take off your shoes!

Crazy Ideas
Kramer - Using a pencil to clean out his ears. Ewww.

Elaine - Shoplifting!

George - Telling a woman her hair looks like a wig!

Terms & Phrases
Gutter - What Jerry says everytime he kicks the football.
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Food Trivia
By: Oyeniran
TOP

Last Month
What is Elaines favorite fruit?

Answer

Apple

Winners
tdigiano2|at|yahoo.com
Shembee05|at|aol.com
Sanmich|at|aol.com
PoetAlOrlando|at|aol.com
Red97MiataDriver|at|aol.com
Zup999|at|aol.com
abasscube|at|mac.com
XoxAnGeLDaPxoX|at|aol.com
DethMetlNY75|at|aol.com

This Month
What meal did Jerry order in Sugar Palace when he was caught talking to himself?

Send Food Answers to: Oyeniran by Wed, April 16th.
Please - no descriptions (if asked the name of an episode).
Send me the episode title.
Here's an episode guide that may help (Episode List)

Thanks!
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Games
By: Berla
TOP

Last Month
License Plates

Responses
VIRGIN

j.ellevsen|at|coalbridge.com.au
NOSUP4U
RoxySilverO5|at|aol.com

This Week
Unscramble these Seinfeld terms

GTRENSM
PUMTAG
KHANDO
JDNAIEM
PIDAAMKL

Good Luck!

E-mail
me with your answer!
Responses must be received by Wed, April 16th.
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Spoofs!
TOP

In "The Last Man Standing," Jerry says he has never combed his hair in public, buuuuut in "The This End Up," we see him combing his hair in front of his new girlfriend outside the train station.

In "This Weeks End," Kramer says he's not the kind of person that would harm anyone, buuuuut in "Death Blow" that changes when Kramer kills Bania. (One of my favorites!)

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Seinfeld Quotes

By: Vinney
TOP

Vinney's Picks (or No Pick)
"Kruger Industrial Smoothing is going into the redÖor black, whichever is the bad one." - George

"So, Whatley's still Jewish"? - Bania
"Without the parents it's a breeze." - Puddy

From the Fans
"Saddle up and ride." - Elaine (
Stephie0385|at|aol.com)

"Time for dinner with a winner." - Kramer (Seinfeld10|at|aol.com)


Last Month

"Want me, love me, shower me with kisses."
Who said this?

Answer
Mandy

Winners

Sanmich|at|aol.com
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Red97MiataDriver|at|aol.com
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JujjyFruit|at|aol.com

This Month
"I once peed in my pants while on a date."
Who said this?

Hint: It's NOT Stan

E-mail
me with your answer!
Responses must be received by Wed, April 16th.

GBA (God Bless America) guys!!!!!

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