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April 1, 2001
Sein Language
The Weekly Seinfeld E-mail Newsletter
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If you have recieved this newsletter directly from Seinfeld10|at|aol.com, you are on the mailing list, to be removed, Click here, then click yes. To be added (If you are not already on) Click here, then click yes.
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Writers:

                        Ivy                    Seinfeld10|at|aol.com
                        Chris                Seinlang|at|home.com
                        Vinney Dee        VDiMattina|at|aol.com
                        Allie                Allie52927|at|aol.com
                        Andy                JohnTrvlt1|at|aol.com

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News
By: Ivy
TOP

I have a Mailing List...
All I send you is: upcoming episodes for the next 2 weeks.
(Great idea for those of you who are taping the show!)
To be added (If you are not already on) Click here, then click yes.

IMPORTANT NEWS!
I have some very sad news. I am very sorry, but we will not be doing the newsletter anymore. This will be the very last issue. I apologize to all of you. Chris and I are now dating each other (in fact he's on his way to see me now), I got into a huge fight with Andy, Allie is having a family emergency, and Vinnie doesn't have the time anymore. We are very sorry. Chris and I have given up on Seinfeld. Too much aggrevation. We apologize. Chris and I do, however have some good news...we will now have a newsletter for the show Friends. That's another one of our favorite shows. If any of you would like to subscribe, please e-mail one of us. Thanks, and again I'm sorry. I'm in tears as much as you are. Thanks to everyone who subscribed over the years. We will miss you all.

Also, one of our subscribers has been lying to you and we've been keeping it a secret!! Yes, Andy. I met him in a chat room awhile back and guess what guys? Andy is not really Andy. He is the real Kramer. He asked me for a side gig becuase he loved the newsletter. Chris and I pay him. And since we aren't talking anymore,  everyone can e-mail him.   :o)

As for some Seinfeld news...
Elaine is having a baby! Yes! And she knows what she's having! It's going to be a boy! I am so happy for her. No names yet.

George and Jackie are getting their own show together. This one sounds like it's going to be some show. It's going to be called "Private Eye." I just hope it's a better hit than Kramer's. It's due out in the fall.

If anyone has any news on Seinfeld or comments on the newsletter, we would love to hear them!

Thanks!
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This Week On Seinfeld
By: Ivy

Apr. 3 Tuesday - The Ticket (Part 2 of 2)
Apr. 6 Friday - The Cheever Letters
Mar. 31 Sat. or Apr. 1 Sun. - The Yada Yada
Apr. 4 Wednesday - The Wallet (Part 1 of 2)
Apr. 2 Monday - The Pitch (Part 1 of 2)
Apr. 5 Thursday - The Watch (Part 2 of 2)

Go here to find scripts for these episodes:
Thanks to Ian's Seinfeld Scripts!!!

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Pick Of The Week
By: Chris

Death Blow  - April 1, 2001
(Episode #209)

It was a rather cold, foggy night. George had just gotten back from the night club with his new girlfriend Sandy. As he was walking to the subway, he saw something horrible. Kramer had pushed Newman on the tracks. "It was all Jerry's idea." said Kramer, which he then gave a large amount of money to George to keep his mouth shut. This is the episode where Elaine was going to marry Newman, but Jerry was jealous. One of my favorite episodes! A real classic!!!
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Spoofs!

TOP

In "The Last Man Standing," Jerry says he has never  to comedb his hair in public, buuuuut in "The This End Up," we see him combing his hair in front of his new girlfriend outside the train station.

In "This Weeks End," Kramer says he's not the kind of person that would harm anyone, buuuuut in "Death Blow" that changes when Kramer kills Bania. (One of my favorites!)

Know of a spoof, any mistake you found on Seinfeld?
Please e-mail them to anyone of us, thanks!

Ivy   Chris   Vinney   Allie   Andy
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Guess?
By: Allie

Last Week
What is "the tractor story?"

Answer

She got an atomic wedgie.
Someone taped it and put it on America's Funniest Home Videos.

Winners
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This Week
In "The Limo" what book did Bania write?

Send answers to: Allie
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Seinfeld Quotes
By: Vinney Dee
TOP

Vinney's Picks (or No Pick)
"Kruger Industrial Smoothing is going into the redâĶor black, whichever is the bad one." - George

"So, Whatley's still Jewish"? - Bania
"Without the parents it's a breeze." - Puddy

From the Fans
"Saddle up and ride." - Elaine (from Willie529|at|aol.com)

Send in your quotes! Click here.

Last Week
"Want me, love me, shower me with kisses."
Who said this?


Answer
Mandy, the cashier

Winners
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This Week
"I once peed in my pants while on a date."
Who said this?

Do you know who this is? If so E-mail me with your answer!

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Sein Language's
"Top Ten!"


Top Ten Relationship Break Ups

10) She had a wedgie!
9) But Jerry, could I really see myself with someone who doesn't like my hair?
8) She was too thin!
7) I remember now..."she picks at her teeth, I can't be with someone who does that."
6) Not wanting to go shopping in public.
5) He'd always want me to rub his bald head.
4) She didn't like to laugh...I'm a commedian!
3) Her friends say she's too neat..."I odn't see that, her stuff is all over my place. I can't be with someone like that!
2) Always wears a wig.
1) Finds Bania's jokes hysterically funny!!!


Ivy   Chris   Vinney   Allie   Andy
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Silly Little Bios
By: Chris
TOP

Last Week
Mr. and Mrs. Seinfeld

Winners

**NOTE: Last week PierceMeAgain10|at|aol.com got the correct answer for the bio of Tim Watley**
ranonsen|at|yahoo.com
Amit13|at|aol.com
daniel_cueto|at|yahoo.com
Feelalrite1|at|aol.com
MKadlub|at|aol.com
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DemimBoy|at|aol.com
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Foodryter|at|aol.com

This Week
Lovable guy, who is also willing to lend a hand. He has the hots for Mandy's sister. He is best friends with Mandy. Everytime he starts a conversation he says, "hippity ho." Jerry can't stand him. Says he's, "always eating my cereal." Like George, he's also very cheap, but unlike George, Elaine has the hots for him. Who is he?

Do you know who this is? If so E-mail me with your answer!
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The Lucky Person is...
MSimon6986 got interviewed this week!
By: Chris
TOP


TheBrickWaugh
: HiMark! Thanks fordoing this Seinfeld interview! Let me start out by asking you why Seinfeld is such a great show to you?
MSimon6986
:I think Seinfeld is a greatshow because it is so true-to-life. I frequently have event shappen to me that remind me of things I saw in the show. I also like the way that the show explore the minutia ofeveryday living in such a humorous manner.
MSimon6986: I also think the show accurately portrays people in general- and shows the darkside to human nature as well as the lighter side
TheBrickWaugh: Wow,that's that's one of the most intellectual answers I've ever heard! :-)
MSimon6986: yes, hopefully i don't need elaine benes to take an IQ test for me...
TheBrickWaugh: For sure :-)  So, I heard you used to live in New York, while there didyou ever have a chance to see any famous Seinfeld sites?
MSimon6986: I went on theKramer RealityTour a few years ago, so I've been to a lot of them. I guess my favorite site would be the Shea Stadium parking lot (big mets fan), where the "Magic Loogie" was spit at Kramer(but not by Keith Hernandez)
TheBrickWaugh: Haha,yeah I beleive they cleared that up. Do you have a favorite Seinfeldmemory from over the years?
MSimon6986: hmm...a "Seinfeld memory?"I have several moments from the show that I really liked (george telling the marine biologist story comes to mind) but one of my favorites has to be watching the finale with a group of friiends. we had Babka and Yoo Hoo, as well as a ceremonial tossing of the marble rye
TheBrickWaugh: You had a Seinfeld party? Wow, that's awesome! What else did youdo there?
MSimon6986:The one other thing we didwas trivia- before you could eat the food, you had to answer the trivia question dealing with that food item
MSimon6986 : we also had muffin tops...
MSimon6986: and i think the trivia for that one was- what was the name of the woman at the homeless shelter who rejected them?
TheBrickWaugh: wow, the best thing we had at our finale party was Jr. Mints and sprite and coke (which George swore was mixed together to make the Coffee shop's Ginger ale)
MSimon6986: I remember I had to go to 2-3 bakeries to find a babka
TheBrickWaugh: Yeah, I actually looked for some but couldn't find any.  So, did you catch Seinfeld on Letterman last week?
MSimon6986: yep.
TheBrickWaugh: What did you think?
MSimon6986: he looked weird with that haircut. He had a few good lines, but it seemed like he was alittle rusty...kind of like a pro athlete having a first gameback from rehab
TheBrickWaugh: :-)and I'm sure  youwould know about that, mr. sportscaster.  Whatwould  you like to see Jerry or the rest of theSeinfeld crew get involved in now?
MSimon6986: i think jason alexander will go on to do good things...he's got a lot of talents, so I could see him going into theatre if his TV show doesn't work out. Julia Louis-Dreyfuss has good comic ability- I think she should find another show with an ensemble cast. Michael Richards worries me because he's been in lots of bad stuff,who knows where he'll end up?
Of course, I'd have no objection to Jerry bringing back the show, or writing a sequel to SeinLanguage, but I get the feeling he'll end up in late night TV
TheBrickWaugh: Yeah that andcommercials :-)  Well Mark that's about all the time we have for today, do you anything else you would like to say to all the Seinfeld fans out there?
MSimon6986:May I plug my seinfeld fanfic?
TheBrickWaugh: Sure! Be my guest
MSimon6986: I wrote twoscripts, just for fun, and a lot of people seem to like them. One is called "The Taxibomber" (http://members.aol.com/msimon6986/seinfeld.html), in which kramer thinks he hears a taxicab driver threaten to bomb jerry's building. The other one (http://members.aol.com/msimon6986/theend.html is my version of the finale- similar to the real one in many ways.
TheBrickWaugh: Cool!I'm going tocheck those out right now!  Thanks again for doingthis!  Talk to you later :-)
MSimon6986: Bye


**NOTE: If I have talked to you about doing an interview and we haven't worked out a time yet, please e-mail me at seinlang|at|home.com or look for me online AOL SN:  SeinfeldLang. Thanks all!**

What to be the next person to be interviewed?
Send a e-mail to Chris
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Celebrities on Seinfeld
By: Chris

Last week
This is a tricky one:
Name 1 of the 3 Artists and painters ever mentioned in Seinfeld.

Answer
Sergio, Caprio, and Leonardo


Winners
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This Week
What Seasame characters have been mentioned on the show?

Send answers to: Chris

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Remember the Time When...
By: Ivy

Elaine got caught shopping lifting in "The Make Up?"

Jerry: Elaine, what are you doing?

Elaine: Mandy likes this brand.

Jerry: I'll give you the money.

Elaine: No no, I do this all the time.

Jerry: All the time? Are you nuts? you are going to get caught...I don't want to have any part of this.

Elaine: But Jerry...!

(Jerry walks over to a worker and tells him something)

Worker: Excuse me miss, you're going to have to come with me.

Elaine: Jeeeeerrrrrrrryyyyyy!


If anyone has any ideas to make this better or moments that they want "remembered," e-mail me.
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Reader's Poll
By: Andy

Last Week's Question:
If you were George, what excuse would you use when you got caught eating an e-clair out of the trash.  (Answer as if you were George; remember lying is an art to you, no, not an art vandelay)

Um, it was mine. It uh, fell. Um...Care for a bite?
Seinfeld10|at|aol.com

What arguably looked like rummaging through trash in search of food, to the untrained eye, was in actuality, a safety precaution!  Many people don't realize that discarded food can become infested with parasites, or even attract roaches and other bugs.  I was merely testing your trash can for the degree and severity of your potential infestation problem."
BFS07|at|aol.com

"I'm a diabetic, and i was getting dizzy! I NEEDED THAT SUGAR, BABY!!!"
Creed5075|at|aol.com

IF I GOT CAUGHT EATING AN ECLAIR OUT OF THE TRASH, I'D SAY TO THE PERSON, "NO, WAIT, THIS WAS A DARE!!  I JUST GOT DARED TO EAT THIS OUT OF THE TRASH FOR 100 BUCKS.....ASK HIM!!!!!"
PierceMeAgain10|at|aol.com

there was a bug on it that had a disease that he was immune to and he had to eat it or it would rot the trash and whoever would take it out would die
Zup999|at|aol.com

Uhm... I had it in my pocket.
Shembee05|at|aol.com

I was going into a hypoglycemic fit and so I grabbed the first thing with sugar in it that I saw! It was a life or death situation!
KelSpirit12|at|aol.com

I'm diabetic
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Garbage is a state of mind.  It's not garbage if you believe it.
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Um, well Mrs. Enright, I couldn't let the e-clair go to waste.  Not with all the starving kids in the world.  Yes, I did it for the kids!!
Feelalrite1|at|aol.com


This Week's Question:
If you were Jerry, would you have let Elaine get away with stealing cologne for Mandy?

Send all poll responses to: Andy


Note: The Seinfeld NL writers have the right to edit any poll responses that we do not feel are appropriate for the Newsletter.


Do you know of a poll you would like seen on here?
E-mail me and let me know!

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Sound Of The Week
By: Chris

TOP

Hey all!  By the time your reading this I'll be enjoying myself down in Florida.  I can't wait to visit Ivy :).  So, this week's sound, by request from AmyClem2|at|aol.com is Jerry talking about that terrific frozen yogurt.

What sound would you like to see featured?
E-mail me and I'll try my best!
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Stand Up
By: Chris
TOP

You know before there was Reynolds Wrap, before there was refrigerators, before there was freezers, before there was seasonings, a pork chop might kill ya. That's right one chop. But times have changed. That's right. Now we got freezers, we got Saran Wraps, we got Reynolds Wraps...now a pork chop is your friend. That's right, if you're starving, a pork chop will save your life. [Shoot] I'll eat a pig's butt if they cook it right.
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"Quote" Finisher
By: Andy

Last Week
You're telling me wine is better than pepsi..."


Answer
..."I can get drunker from Pepsi that I can wine!"


Winners
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This Week
"How many time do I have to remind you that...."

NOTE: Remember that above all, I'm looking for the quote to be finished- which means that only one person is speaking a line, and you have to finish that line;  If someone else says something in response to that line, that's not what I'm looking for, I'm just looking for the quote to be finished, not answered. Then if you can tell me who said it and what episode it came from, that would be nice too. GOOD LUCK!

Send answers to: Andy
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Games
By: Chris
TOP

Last Week
Poem time!

I want you to write a poem.
We'll keep it with the George theme this week
In the poem, make sure you have these words:

Opposite
Shrinkage
Cheap
Stocky
Twix

Make it as silly as you can.
All will win!

Winners

George is a stocky man
George has a sixth sense of being cheap
George was embarrassed when a girl saw some shrinkage
George likes Twix
George did the opposite and became successful
George in the end was not successful
A lot of people pity George  --  Pqgrassa|at|aol.com


           The New Me, by George Castanza
If I, George Castanza, could make a new me,
I tell you, how different this George would be.
He wouldn't be lonely, stocky or bald.
He would not snort when he laughed, no problems at all
He would be in shape, no more twixes for him.
He wouldn't get shrinkage after a swim.
This whole new George would be the opposite of me.
And this whole new George would be happy and free.  -- Blink182Angel182|at|aol.com

There once was a boy named Costanza
Who's parents would utter "can't stand ya!"
He was stocky and cheap
Liked to have sex and eat
Not much more liked than Bania

He grew up despite his allegiance
to always be comfortable, well fed and ignorant
Thank goodness for Jerry
Opposites? hmmm quite contrary
Just give him a Twix and forget it  -- YaadahYada|at|aol.com

There once was a man who always did the opposite,
He was cheap, stocky, and full of wit,
'Till one day he was shortchanged,
Shrinkage, I'm afraid,
deprived of his Twix, he shouted out - "Aww, to Hell with It." -- BFS07|at|aol.com

George Louis Costanza, what a crazy name,
Ended up on a frogger machine, for which I had the high game.
I'm so cheap I bought a sweater with a red dot,
Because it's such an art to me, I like to lie a lot.
Like when I came out of the pool, and my bad boys were small
I blamed it on shrinkage, every man's downfall.
Nobody bought it, not even for a split second,
Except when I did the opposite of everything, and I was truly in heaven.
I landed a plum job which I eventually lost,
But not the way I wanted, I lied again and got tossed.
So I lost my job, lost my mind
Lost all of my will to be kind.
Lost my twix bar to a big burly oaf,
Oh how I wanted to shove my first down his big ugly throat.
But he screwed me again, like everyone I know.
I'm just a short, stocky bald man, and now I'm gonna go.  -- JohnTrvlt1|at|aol.com

This Week
Unscramble these Sinfeld terms

GTRENSM
PUMTAG
KHANDO
JDNAIEM
PIDAAMKL

Send answers to: Chris
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Trivia
By: Andy
TOP


HEY, DO YOU HAVE IDEAS FOR TRIVA QUESTIONS? SEND THEM TO ME!


LAST WEEKS TRIVIA
Partly thanks to angelicx of WHQuestion (an e-mail subscription which sends questions on anything and everything to your mailbox)
1.  What does George believe to be the most sensual of the cured, salted meats?
Pastrami
2.  Where is Elaine originally from?  (Just the state is enough)
Baltimore, Maryland- My home town
3.  In "The Dinner Party," Jerry & Elaine missed out on the chocolate babka.  Before they discovered the cinnamon babka, they started throwing suggestions back and forth of what else to get.  What was Jerry's suggestion?
Napoleon
4.  How long did the exterminator have to seal up Jerry's apartment to kill the fleas?
48 hours- 2 days
5.  In the finale, during the one-hour retrospective, there was a collection of scenes showing the characters dancing- and it was set to a specific song by Michael Jackson.  What was that song?
Don't Stop Til you Get Enough

Winners
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Shembee05|at|aol.com
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AmyClem2|at|aol.com


IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION
Thanks to dr_van_nostren_from_the_clinic|at|yahoo.com
What condition is jerry trying to avoid when he relieves himself in the mall parking garage?
Uromysitisis poisoning - Thanks to Ivy =)

Winners
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Shembee05|at|aol.com
Pqgrassa|at|aol.com
Oren567|at|aol.com
ClumsyShyBoy|at|aol.com
AmyClem2|at|aol.com
Foodryter|at|aol.com
MXCX311|at|aol.com
GT1432|at|aol.com
ElyseElyse|at|aol.com
CshMoNy699|at|aol.com

Trivia Masters
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Shembee05|at|aol.com
PierceMeAgain10|at|aol.com
Pqgrassa|at|aol.com
AmyClem2|at|aol.com


THIS WEEKS TRIVIA

1) How many times has Kramer used the phrase, "Whoooo, I like it!"
2) What is Mandy's last name
3) Elaine was seen wearing what color wig in "The Break Room?"
4) What was Mandy's sister's name?
5) How long has Bania been singing?

IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION
What is Kramer's favorite song?


Respond to the trivia by sending E-mail to Andy

Remember: you need to get ALL trivia right!
Don't just answer one, if you need help, e-mail me and I'll be more than happy as to give you hints.

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Food Trivia
By: Andy
TOP

Last Week
What was the first type of meat that Kramer used in his slicer in "The Slicer?"

Answer

Dried ham

Winners

Shembee05|at|aol.com

This Week
"Pass of the bag of skittles! I love these things."
In which episode was this mention, double points if you tell me who said it.

Send Food Answers to: Andy
Please - no descriptions (if asked the name of an episode).
Send me the episode title.
Here's an episode guide that may help (Episode List)
Thanks!
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Did you know? Seinfacts!
By: Allie

Did you know that Elaine likes to wear heart underwear?

Did you know that Kramer has never worn sandles?

Have a fact? Please e-mail me!

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Do you have any ideas to make this newsletter better and fresher? A new section, maybe? A contest, perhaps? A weekly chat? A new design or page layout? Anything! E-mail it to me at
Seinfeld10|at|aol.com
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That's a wrap for this week's issue of Sein Language. Don't hog the newsletter all to yourself, you're a very greedy person you know. You need to share with other people and force them to subscribe. As always if you want to send any of our writers a good word, do contribute to the newsletter in anyway with ideas or trivia questions, or heaven forbid, report an error, etc. We'd be more than happy to get your letters!
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