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March 17, 2003
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Chris
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Shem
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News
By: Ivy
TOP

I have a Mailing List...
All I send you is: upcoming episodes for the next 2 weeks.
(Great idea for those of you who are taping the show!)
To be added (If you are not already on) Click here
, then click yes.

Remember: Those who don't have AOL, can click:
Sein Language Online!

(will be on later TUESDAY night)

NEWS! NEWS! NEWS!

Hey guys, sorry I'm about a week late, but those who know me, know I've had an extremely looong month. You name is, everything went wrong. Anyways, I don't want to bother you much with my problems, lol. I do however would like to wish Chris a happy birthday. He celebrated his b-day Feb. 28th, and I actually had a birthday 3 days after him, March 3rd. But not much is going on, same ole around here. There is a lot of news going on with the "gang." You can read that below, like Jerry having a new baby!
I know this has nothing to do with Seinfeld, but I found this very interesting and shocking. Did you know that last year alone over 75 million people had no health insurance? I found this great deal on line (www.usahealthadvantage.com
). They offer health care for you and your entire family for only $19.95 a month!! It covers all pre-existing conditions, no claim forms, no waiting period, no health restrictions, and you can cancel at any time! *Major medical services and doctor visits. *Dental prescriptions, vision care, and plenty more!! *Well over 600,000 health care facilities. *Registered nurse hotline available 24/7. Just call 1-800-315-6438 and ask for WALTER!! Make sure you tell him I sent you!!! If you have any questions, please feel free to e-mail me as well.

Jerry Seinfeld - Welcomes his new baby boy weighing in at 6 pounds, 7 ounces. Julian Kal Seinfeld was born on Saturday, March 1st 2003. He joins 2 year old Sascha as part of the Seinfeld Clan. - He will also be helping out Celine Dion's Vegas run by filling in for her at the Caesar's Palace on May 2nd and 3rd of 2003 while she is on vacation. - Also Jerry will be turning 49 on April 29th. Happy Birthday in advance!! :o)

Jason Alexander
(George) - Will be doing the voice of an animal for an upcoming movie due out in the summer of 2004 or 2005. The movie is called Madagascar. The movie is about four animals who are liberated from a New York zoo only to find themselves allowed to live freely in Madagascar, off the coast of Africa. Unfortunately, having been brought up in captivity they have no idea how to fend for themselves. Other stars are: Chris Rock, Gwen Stefani, & Ben Stiller. - Jason is still doing KFC commercials.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Elaine) - The show Watching Ellie will be relaunched on April 15, where it will get a six-week run behind Frasier. Since viewers last tuned in to "Ellie" last year, the series has been revamped. The real-time element is out, as is the single-camera format. By giving "Ellie" a time slot in April, NBC execs will be able to decide whether to bring the show back for a third season next fall.

Estelle Harris (Estelle) - Can still be found doing Glad commercials.

John O'Hurley (Peterman) - Guest starred on the animal show "Pet Star" as a judge.

Brian George (Babu) - Will be starring in a new TV show called Regular Joe. The shows first pilot airs March 28th at 9:30 (Friday) on ABC. Daniel Stern stars as recent widower Joe Herman who lives with his teenage son, Grant, his daughter, Joanie, and Joanie's infant daughter, Zoe. Now playing the role of both parents, Joe has his hands full as he helps Grant (John Francis Daley) navigate the treacherous waters of high school and Joanie (Jackie Tohn) - a sardonic college freshman - face the trials and triumphs of single motherhood. Complicating his life further are his well-meaning but intrusive father, Baxter (Judd Hirsch), and Sitvar (Brian George), the high-strung employee at his hardware store. (Thanks to tvtickets.com for the info.)


For those of you who are music fans or who are looking at
getting into the music biz, check out
www.InsideTheMusicBusiness.com
they have tools for success - and it's run by a Seinfeld fan, Eric Kline

Once again...
MANY MANY MANY of you are asking me for Seinfeld episodes on tape. Now, I do have them, but I am not selling them nor taping them. I do not have the time. Sorry. However, there is a way we may be able to help, thanks to Chris. He made a so-called "trading club on yahoo." This is a great way for people from all over to trade/sell with one another. Here's the link:
Seinfeld Video Exchange


Wishing you a happy b-day!
Sein Language would like to wish YOU a Happy Birthday!
If you would like to receive a birthday greeting on your special day, please e-mail Seinfeld10|at|aol.com
(or click here) with your first name and your b-day.

If anyone has any news on Seinfeld or comments on the newsletter, we would love to hear them!
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Sound Of The Month
By: Chris

TOP

Hey Seinfeld fans! Well, it was my birthday last week, so I'm gonna make this sound nice and sweet. George comes up with the best pickup lines!

What sound would you like to see featured?
E-mail
me and I'll try my best!
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Sein Language's
"Top Ten!"
By: Ivy

Top Ten Dance Moves

10) Kramer dancing in The Apartment (hearing the band above Jerry)
Manny: They're allowed to play until eleven o' clock.
Harold: I'm not the one who said eleven o' clock. He makes up his own rules.
Elaine: Boy, too bad. If I was up there, you'd never hear a peep out of me. I'm as quiet as a mouse.
Kramer: Oh, I love the one they do right after this one!
9) Kramer doing the twirl in The Suzie
George: Where are you goin'..
Krammer: The Ball, silly.
George: No no, no no no. You're not goin' in there.
Kramer: George. I thought you were gonna change.
George: For her. Not for you.
Kramer: Let's just try, and have a nice time for once, and we'll talk about this when we get home.
George: All right, look--wait--wait--Krama--wait, wait a minute, you are not. You are not goin' in. Ah-ahhh!
Wilhem: Wow! What an, Entrance! And eh, who might this be?
Kramer: Oh, I'm with him.
8) Kramer and Jerry dancing in The Baby Shower (he's getting cable!)
Jerry: (Every time I turn on the TV, sirens are gonna go off. They're gonna track me down like a dog, I know it..
Kramer: No, no, now look now, Jerry, Jerry, it's no risk. I swear. The Mets have seventy-five games on cable this year..
Jerry: Put it in.
Kramer: You won't regret it. Jerry's gonna be a cable boy, a cable boy, a cable boy..
7) Kramer and Frank doing a dance in The Foundation (trying on the bro)
Estelle (walks in): Oh, my god!
6) Jerry doing alittle dance in The Dog
Jerry: Going to the dog pound, everybody! Going to the dog pound, come on down.
5) Jerry singing and dancing in The Opera
Jerry: Camera, curtains, lights - This is it, we'll hit the heights - Oh what heights we'll hit - On with the show this is it!
Elaine: You know, it is so sad, all your knowledge of high culture comes
from bugs bunny cartoons.
4) Kramer dancing (in a towel) in The Truth - he's dancing to African music.
3) Jack dancing "I'm the Wiz" in The Junk Mail
Jack: They're bringing me back. Yeah. I'm the Wiz again.
Elaine: What?
Jack: I'm the Wiz! I'm the Wiz!
Elaine: Well what, what about your fact-checking job?
Jack: Oh... here's a fact. Uh, I'm... the Wiz! I'm the Wiz and noooobody beats me!
2) Elaine dancing in The Frogger (while eating cake)
Elaine: (to herself): Oh, commander, isn't the wedding marvelous? More cake? Oh, I shouldn't. I mustn't. Ah, what the hell?
1) Elaine trying to dance in The Little Kicks
George: Well, actually you did miss one nugget of entertainment. Have you ever seen Elaine dance?
Jerry: Elaine danced?
George: It was more like a full bodied dry heave set to music.

Do you have of a good top ten idea you'd like for me to do, please e-mail me!
Ivy
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The Stand In
Last Month By: MKadlub|at|aol.com
This Month By: The Fantasy Man


Last Month
Thanks again to MKadlub for the "remember when" section

This Month
Forgotten Quotes

-Quotes that are memorable in their own rite but glazed over by some of the
Seinfeld Community.

Jerry: So your saying UNICEF is a scam?
Kramer: It's the perfect cover for a money laundering operation . No one can keep track of all those kids with the little orange boxes of change.

Jerry: You can't give up. You don't think people tell me I stink? When I'm on stage that's all I hear; You stink, You suck. We like magic.

Jerry: Uhm, The thing about eating the Black and White cookie, Elaine, is you want to get some black and some white in each bite. Nothing mixes better than vanilla and chocolate And yet somehow racial harmony eludes us. If people would only look to the cookie all our problems would be solved.

Ramon: Hey well, ah, stay out of the deep end, eh.
Jerry: OK, see you later.
Kramer: What's in the deep end?

Kramer: They're trying to screw with your head.
Jerry: Now why would a junior high school want to screw with my head?
Kramer: Why does Radio Shack ask for your phone number when you buy batteries? I don't know.


If you would like to do the Stand In section, please e-mail me!
Ivy
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News Guys' lists
By: Mike

Hello Sein fans! My name is Mike, some call me the News Guy. I have a web page: NewsGuys Seinfeld Lists compiled of different listings, with much help and thanks to the many members of the newsgroup, alt.tv.seinfeld. These include cars that were mentioned on the show, the clothes worn, the crimes that occurred, the food eaten, the movies that were watched, and so on. I also have an episode guide and a lot of scripts! I would like to compile more to the site with your help. And of course if you have any suggestions, I'd be more than happy to hear them.

As we know, Seinfeld used many themes and common threads in the long history of the series. By exploring these lists I hope it will give us a better insight into the brilliance of this show. Last month was religion. This month we're going to compile two sets of lists. Send me everything and anything you can think of that mentions RESTAURANTS!!!. Thanks! :o)

So please e-mail me
with any RESTAURANTS references that you can think of: Mike by Wed, April 16th.

Check back soon on NewsGuys Seinfeld Lists to see the results.
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Silly Little Bios
By: Chris
TOP

Last Month
Leapin' Larry

Winners
Ktbyrnie|at|aol.com
daniel_cueto|at|yahoo.com
tdigiano2|at|yahoo.com
DJB62887|at|aol.com
Sanmich|at|aol.com
PoetAlOrlando|at|aol.com
RhodeDawg|at|aol.com
shah_amy|at|yahoo.com
anachloe|at|zaz.com.br
Zup999|at|aol.com
Allie52927|at|aol.com
CyndiGeist|at|aol.com
ranonsen|at|yahoo.com
AmyClem2|at|aol.com
SeinfeldPrincess|at|aol.com
abasscube|at|mac.com

This Month
What high-school friend of Jerry and George lost to Jerry on two separate occasions, both of which Jerry received of head start and this friend couldn't prove that it occurred? Upon demanding Jerry to race again Jerry replied "I choose not to run!"

Do you know who this is? If so E-mail
me with your answer!
Responses must be received by Wed, April 16th.

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The Lucky Person is...
Steiglitz1 got interviewed this month!
By: Berla
TOP

ultimateberla: Hello Dan, thanks so much for taking the time out of your day to talk about the Sein.
Steiglitz1: Glad to be here, or well anywhere for that matter.
ultimateberla: So, what would you say is your all-time favorite episode?
Steiglitz1: All-time favorite episode? There are so many great ones, but i'd have to say Episode 78 - The Marine Biologist.
Steiglitz1: I've seen it at least 25 times and I still laugh my head off.
ultimateberla: "Who's wants to have some fun?!"
Steiglitz1: Also love The Junior Mint, and The Bubble Boy and The Cheever Letters.
Steiglitz1: It's such awesome writing in these episodes.
Steiglitz1: I don't know how the writers came up with such great ides, but a big thank you to all of them.
ultimateberla: All the props to the writers!
ultimateberla: By far the greatest show on earth.
Steiglitz1: I think it would be great to get the entire series of scripts corrected over the course of the next 12 months -- if we can get few more anal-retentive people involved -- it could go really quickly. (At Seinology.com!!) :o)
ultimateberla: The more the better.
Steiglitz1: Yep.
ultimateberla: Well, thanks again for taking time out of your Seinfeld schedule. Is there anything you'd like to add?
Steiglitz1: Long live the Sein.

What to be the next person to be interviewed?
Send a e-mail to Berla

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Trivia
By: Shem
TOP


HEY, DO YOU HAVE IDEAS FOR TRIVIA QUESTIONS? SEND THEM TO ME!
****NOTE: ANSWERING JUST THE IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION DOES NOT MAKE YOU A TRIVIA MASTER, SO PLEASE RESPOND TO ALL TRIVIA, NOT JUST ONE QUESTION! IF YOU DON'T RESPOND TO ALL TRIVIA, I CAN'T GIVE YOU FULL CREDIT. (I WILL SEND BACK HINTS IF ANSWER(S) ARE INCORRECT, SO TAKE A SHOT). THANKS!


LAST MONTHS TRIVIA - COLORS
1) What color was the couch that Poppy peed on?
-White
2) What color was Golden Boy's son?
-Baby blue
3) What color was the lining of Jerry's suede jacket?
-Pink and white stripes
4) What color was the car that Jerry bought from Puddy?
-Black
5) What color did George's face turn in "The Heart Attack?"
-Purple

Winners
tdigiano2|at|yahoo.com

Stephie0385|at|aol.com

PoetAl Orlando
|at|aol.com
nirbraves|at|yahoo.com

fk|at|home.se

Red97MiataDriver
|at|aol.com
j.ellevsen|at|coalbridge.com.au

GT1432
|at|aol.com
ranonsen|at|yahoo.com

beyonder09|at|yahoo.com

Bigg Badd B|at|aol.com

abasscube|at|mac.com

PierceMeAgain10
|at|aol.com

IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION
Puddy was going to sell a different color car to Jerry than he wanted.Ê What color is this?
-Yellow

Impossible Winners

daniel_cueto|at|yahoo.com

tdigiano2|at|yahoo.com

Stephie0385|at|aol.com
PoetAl Orlando
|at|aol.com
nirbraves|at|yahoo.com

fk|at|home.se

Red97MiataDriver|at|aol.com

j.ellevsen|at|coalbridge.com.au

GT1432
|at|aol.com
Zup999|at|aol.com

ranonsen|at|yahoo.com

Seinbest|at|aol.com

Bigg Badd B|at|aol.com

abasscube|at|mac.com

PierceMeAgain10|at|aol.com

beyonder09|at|yahoo.com

NANWHIZ|at|aol.com


Trivia Masters

tdigiano2|at|yahoo.com

Stephie0385|at|aol.com

PoetAl Orlando
|at|aol.com
nirbraves|at|yahoo.com

fk|at|home.se

Red97MiataDriver
|at|aol.com
j.ellevsen|at|coalbridge.com.au

GT1432
|at|aol.com
ranonsen|at|yahoo.com

Bigg Badd B|at|aol.com

abasscube|at|mac.com

PierceMeAgain10
|at|aol.com
beyonder09|at|yahoo.com


THIS MONTHS TRIVIA - NAMES
1) Who thinks Jerry is a phony?
2) What was the name of the old man who moves people's cars to the opposite side of the street?
3) What are the names of his George's pretend horses?
4) What was the name of the woman that George's brother once impregnated?
5) What was the first name of Elaine's father?

IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION
What is Mr. Peterman's first name?



Respond to the trivia by sending E-mail to Shem
Responses must be received
by Wed, April 16th.
Remember: you need to get ALL trivia right!
Don't just answer one, if you need help, e-mail me and I'll be more than happy as to give you hints.

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Celebrities on Seinfeld
By: Chris

Last Month
What star of Office Space and News Radio, who also had a role in O Brother Where Art Thou, played the bank manager who gave Kramer the $20?

Answer
Stephan Root

Winners
Ktbyrnie|at|aol.com
tdigiano2|at|yahoo.com
PoetAlOrlando|at|aol.com
RoxySilverO5|at|aol.com
Dan|at|cooganphoto.com


This Month
What former SNL star drove a YooHoo truck and lived in upstate New York? Oh, he was also the Dad of the bubble boy.

Send answers to: Chris

by Wed, April 16th.
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Remember the Time When...
By: Shem


Jerry wanted to play with Celia's toy collection?


Jerry: Wow!
Celia: Oh, yeah.. the toys.
Jerry: Where did you get all these?!
Celia: My dad was a collector. I inherited them after he died fro a long and painful bout-
Jerry: (Interrupting) Super bowl! Hey, and origional G.I. Joe! With a full frogman suit..
Celia: Jerry, what are you doing?
Jerry: I'm putting this on him, and we're going to the sink.
Celia: No, Jerry. They're priceless! They've never been played with.
Jerry: I just want to.. touch them a little..
Celia: I said no. Now, come here..

If anyone has any ideas to make this better or moments that they want "remembered," e-mail me.
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Reader's Poll
By: Johnathan
Ivy filling in


Last Month's Question:
Who are your favorite parents -
Costanzas or the Seinfelds and why?


Costanzas 21
Seinfelds 14


It's a toughy. They are both brilliant but I lean towards the Costanzas. I love their wackiness. 'Estelle's' voice is hysterical. The real scary thing is that they remind me of some of my relatives!
j.ellevsen|at|coalbridge.com.au


This Month's Question:
If you could be ONE object in Jerry's apartment, what would you be, and why?

Send all poll responses to: Ivy

by Wed, April 16th.

Note: The Seinfeld NL writers have the right to edit any poll responses that we do not feel are appropriate for the Newsletter.


Do you know of a poll you would like seen on here?
E-mail me
and let me know!
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Did you know? Seinfacts!
By: Jonathan
Shem filling in


In the episode, "The Parking Garage," the show was originally supposed to end with the gang findind the car but not being able to find the exit. However, when Michael Richards turned the key, the engine wouldn't start up, but they left it like that because they decided it was funnier. (geist526|at|hotmail.com)

Courtney Cox & Debra Messing were both Jerry's girlfriend at one time... Now they own their own shows on NBC, once the network they started on. (Zup999|at|aol.com)


French Stewart from "Third Rock From The Sun" was in Seinfeld as a theater usher and also as one of the NBC producers.

Before writing for Seinfeld, Larry David wrote for two TV shows; Fridays and Saturday Night Live.

Have a fact? Please e-mail me!

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Stand Up

By: Ivy
TOP

Fat show game - I do not engage in certain games...like woman asking me, "do you think this makes me look fat?" show game. That looks easy. But will you win that game? I'm going to put on a outfit that's completely wrong for my body type, and I would simple like your opinion. Guy - "I DON'T WANT TO PLAY THAT!"....Woman - "So do you think this makes me look fat?" Guy - "No. Because you're not fat...." But if it did make you look fat, would you condsider buying and not hurt my feelings? Well, I know I would never want to hurt your feelings, that means you might be lying, I could look fat, that's it, game over! You lose again! Would you like to play the 'do you think my friend looks pretty'?
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"Quote" Finisher/Locator
By: Shem

Last month's Quote Finisher
"Big lettuce, big carrots..."


Answer
"...tomatoes like volleyballs"

Winners
daniel_cueto|at|yahoo.com Stephie0385|at|aol.com PoetAl Orlando
|at|aol.com
ranonsen|at|yahoo.com


This Month's Quote Locator
"Fifteen minutes! I can make it happen!"


Send answers to: Shem
by Wed, April 16th.
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Shem's Stuff
By: Shem

Seinfeld's Good Manners
When you agree to be a big brother, do not lie and tell them you are going to Paris.
When volunteering to work with senior citizens, make sure you get goiter information.


Crazy Ideas
Kramer - Using a screen door in an apartment building

Elaine - Using an Entenman's cake to replace an antique one

George - Using a fishing rod to bring a marble rye into Susan's parent's apartment

Terms & Phrases
Slip one past the goalie - Impregnating a woman
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Food Trivia
By: Oyeniran
TOP

Last Month
What dish did Elaine insist that Jerry not order in "The Stock Tip" that George ends up ordering?

Answer

Tuna

Winners
tdigiano2|at|yahoo.com
Shembee05|at|aol.com
Sanmich|at|aol.com
PoetAlOrlando|at|aol.com
Red97MiataDriver|at|aol.com
Zup999|at|aol.com
abasscube|at|mac.com
XoxAnGeLDaPxoX|at|aol.com
DethMetlNY75|at|aol.com

This Month
What dessert did Kramer compare sex with Emily to?

Send Food Answers to: Oyeniran by Wed, April 16th.
Please - no descriptions (if asked the name of an episode).
Send me the episode title.
Here's an episode guide that may help (Episode List
)
Thanks!
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Games
By: Berla
TOP

This Month Cont.
The Script is still going around.
It's more than half way done...
If you would like to add a line, please e-mail me and let me know! :o)

Last Month
License plates! We all remember Kramer and the mistake with the license plates, ASSMAN. Now, picture this......You have a car......you need to customize your license plate.....You have 6 characters to chose from....What's yours going to read? (Seinfeld related) PICK ONE PLEASE! Have fun! & Elaine has been with many many many men on the show. Your job is to list for me every single man she's been with.

Responses
VIRGIN

j.ellevsen|at|coalbridge.com.au
NOSUP4U
RoxySilverO5|at|aol.com

&
the list of Elaine's Men
(Thanks to Dfrank for supplying the full list)

2- Wall Street guy (we never see him but she discusses him with Jerry), 5- Robert, 13- Dr Fien (the TOUNGE doctor), 14- Jerry Seinfeld, 17 - Eddie, 28- Owen March, 29- Dick, 31- John Molivich, 34- Keith Hernandez, 42- Dr Reston,
44- Joe Devola, 51- Fred, 54- Russell, 58- Roy Cordic, 59- Carl, 65- Jake Jarmel, 68- Lloyd Braun, 70- Joel, 72- Foot Doctor, 73- Tony, 77- Phil, 79- Aaron, 87- Carl, 89- Simon, 92- Ned Isacoff, 94- Tim Whatley, 96- Robert, 99- Jimmie, 101- David Putty, 107- Bob Cobb, 108- James, 111- Fred, 113- Billy,
115- John Germain, 121- Bob Grossberg, 122- Craig Stuart, 123- Todd Gak,
125- David, 128- Kevin, 133- Brett, 138- Dr Ben, 136- Alan Mercer, 137- Kurt, 143- Blaine, 144- Hal Kitzmiller, 145- Brian & she mentions a guy she dated and YADDA YADDA with, 153- Jack, 156- Peter (Pinter) Runawhat, 162- Glen,
163- Darryle, 165- Zack

(49 Men!)

Winners
PoetAl Orlando|at|aol.com
j.ellevsen|at|coalbridge.com.au

(The only two who attempted the list)

This Week
Here is how the game works. You answer the questions in order to find the missing letters to form a Character's Name. The Numbers' match up with the blank spaces.
"The" is considered part of the title.

The Character Name consists of 5 letters in the First Name and 5 letters in
the last name. (The spaces are in place so that you can see where the first
name starts and the last name starts)

13579 24680

1) The Line "La - La Land LA" comes from this Episode.
The Fourth Letter of this episode title is your first letter

2) What do Jerry and Elaine get from the bakery (just the generic term for it, don't use the flavor)
Take the third letter.

3) Julia's Real Life sister plays a Waitress in numerous episodes. What is her Real First name?
Take the fourth letter.

4) The Voice of the "Holy Cow" head as a "Talking Nixon?"
Take the third letter of the name.

5) Jerry finds out at the end of "The Yada Yada" that Beth is what?
Take the first letter of the word.

6) Take the same character that uttered Question One's line and...
use the sixth letter in their name.

7) What does Kramer think the "mouth-vacuum" is going to replace in the future? The first letter of the word.

8) The Second episode that "Mulva" appears in is?
Eighth letter of the second word.

9) Where did George get fired from b/c he cooled his feet in the soft-serve machine?
Take the last letter of the first word.

0. Bab's (Kramer's mom) only mentioned job?
Take the second letter.


Send both the Answer to the "Character Name" as well as the words needed to
get there.
E-mail me with your answer!
Responses must be received by Wed, April 16th.
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Spoofs!
TOP

In "The Calzone," Todd Gak asks Jerry is he likes Cubans and Jerry replys by saying that it will be a good gift for George's wedding. However, Susan's dad gave George cubans before and he got nautious from them, and tried giving them to Jerry

Shembee05|at|aol.com

In "The Stock Tip," Elaine makes a big deal about Jerry ordering tuna because they die in the nets. However, in another episode, Elaine admits that she is a vegetarian, but eats fish occasionally because they don't feel any pain.
Shembee05|at|aol.com

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Seinfeld Quotes
By: Vinney
TOP

Vinney's Picks (or No Pick)
"The carpet sweeper is the biggest scam perpetuated on the American public since one hour Martinizing."-Kramer

"Hello Seinfelds." - Estelle Costanza

"They don't want us there, so we're going. We're moving right into Del Boca Vista"!- Frank Costanza

From the Fans
"If I am curt then I apologize."- Newman
(from five55_filk|at|hotmail.com)

"The cool evening breezes of anytown USA."- Kramer
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Last Month

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Jerry sings this song. What TV show was the song from?

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This Month
"Who among us hasn't snuck into the break room to nibble on a love-Newton."
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Responses must be received by Wed, April 16th.

GBA (God Bless America) guys!!!!!

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