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March 11, 2001
Sein Language
The Weekly Seinfeld E-mail Newsletter
And Internet Newsletter:
Sein Language Online!

(For NON AOL Subscribers!)
(will be on later tonight)
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If you have received this newsletter directly from Seinfeld10|at|aol.com, you are on the mailing list, to be removed, Click here, then click yes. To be added (If you are not already on) Click here, then click yes.
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Writers:

Ivy                   Seinfeld10|at|aol.com
Chris
                Seinlang|at|home.com
Vinney Dee
        VDiMattina|at|aol.com
Allie
                Allie52927|at|aol.com
Andy
                JohnTrvlt1|at|aol.com

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News
By: Ivy
TOP

I have a Mailing List...
All I send you is: upcoming episodes for the next 2 weeks.
(Great idea for those of you who are taping the show!)
To be added (If you are not already on) Click here
, then click yes.

Thanks to Chris, Sein Language on line, now has it's own domain name! You can now check out past newsletters along with the most recent at:
http://www.seinlanguage.com


He also has his own domain name for his page!
http://www.seinboys.com


For all of you Seinfeld webmasters, we are currently looking for Community Leaders at Y!Geocites. Basically what that is, is you head up special projects, help other homesteaders, and much more. We really need people to help out so if any of you are looking for something to do only and want to help and meet new and interesting people just go to http://www.geocities.com/tvcitycom/ to see what exactly we do.  You don't have to have a Y!Geocities website to sign up. So just check it out and if you "Sein-Up" tell them that Chris (aka SeinBoys) sent ya! Thanks all!!

Remember: Those who don't have AOL, can click:
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Wishing you a happy b-day!
Sein Language would like to wish YOU a Happy Birthday!
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If anyone has any news on Seinfeld or comments on the newsletter, we would love to hear them!

Thanks!
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This Week On Seinfeld
By: Ivy

Mar. 12 Monday - The Betrayal
Mar. 13 Tuesday - The Apology
Mar. 14 Wednesday - The Reverse Peephole
Mar. 15 Thursday - The Cartoon
Mar. 16 Friday - The Strong Box
Mar. 17 Sat. or Mar. 18 Sun. - The Wizard

Go here to find scripts for these episodes:
Thanks to Ian's Seinfeld Scripts
!!!
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Pick Of The Week
By: Chris

The Apology, March 13 - Tuesday

Jerry's girlfriend walks around his apartment naked; she even eats breakfast and plays Scrabble naked. An old friend of the gang named Jason is going through Alcoholics Anonymous (AA) and is currently working on step 9, where you make amends to individuals for past wrongs. George is anxious to receive Jason's apology for the humiliating neck-hole incident. Elaine is offended when her co-worker, Peggy, can't tolerate Elaine's germs, but easily tolerates the germs of other people. Kramer discovers he's been taking too long in the shower, so he tries to make some changes to his shower routine. Jerry comes to realize there is good naked and bad naked, when he sees his girlfriend coughing. Jason stops by the restaurant to apologize to Jerry, but fails to apologize to George. George confronts him later, only to be humiliated some more. Kramer changes don't work out, so he asks for advice from Jerry and observes the men in the shower at a health club. Elaine confronts Peggy and gives her some germs. George tells Jerry how he can show his girlfriend the concept of bad naked using a belt sander. Kramer decides to live in the shower. George talks to Jason's sponsor, who recommends that he attend a meeting, only it's not AA, it's Rage-oholics Anonymous (RA). Jerry executes George's plan. After doing his dishes in the shower, Kramer decides he needs to add a garbage disposal to bathtub. Kramer calls on Puddy for installation advice. Elaine tells Jerry one of the problems with his body and why a naked male body isn't attractive. Puddy tells Elaine why her co-worker doesn't like her germs, she's a "germ-o-phobe," like he used to be ten years ago. He accompanies Elaine on a visit to Peggy to prove his theory. Jerry convinces his girlfriend to put on her clothes; however, he can only picture her naked and unfortunately she can only do the same with him. Kramer cooks up a meal that he serves to Elaine, Puddy and the recovering Peggy, only they all react badly when they find out the kitchen was in the shower. Jason tries to apologize to George, but it isn't quite what George had in mind so they both go into a rage.

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Seinfeld Site Of The Week

The Taxibomber (A Seinfeld script)
By Mark Simon
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Sound Of The Week
By: Chris

TOP

This week's sound of the week is another one of my favorite quotes with Kramer talking about his hair and his moose.  Have a great week SeinFreaks! :)

What sound would you like to see featured?
E-mail
me and I'll try my best!
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Silly Little Bios
By: Chris
TOP

Last Week
Rusty the Horse

Winners

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Skier1032|at|aol.com

MKadlub|at|aol.com

ranonsen|at|yahoo.com

TitanCaptain70|at|aol.com


This Week
Gets sprayed with cherry binaca by Elaine, dated Elaine, transformed his apartment into a creepy shrine to Elaine. Stalked Jerry, Kramer, and Elaine - threatened them with violence. A TV writer, chemically unbalanced, obsessed with Elaine and opera, sensitive to party slights, prone to quoting John Wilkes Booth.


Do you know who this is? If so E-mail
me with your answer!
Responses must be recieved by
Friday, March 16th.
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The Lucky Person is...
YAnk85rsg got interviewed this week!
By: Chris
TOP


TheBrickWaugh: Hey Russ!  Thanks for doing this interview!
YAnk85rsg: your verywelcome
TheBrickWaugh: Letme start out byasking you what exactly you like about Seinfeld andwhy it's one of your favorite shows?
YAnk85rsg:I like how in about everyepisode you can relate to the things that are happening
YAnk85rsg: Every episodemakes me laugh
TheBrickWaugh: Youknow, I'm thesame way.  I heard you lived in New York City,does that affect your liking it anymore?
YAnk85rsg:I don't think so, no matterwhere you live, you would think the criteria of the show isvery funny
YAnk85rsg: I would stillwatch it no matterwhere i live
TheBrickWaugh: Haveyou ever seensome of the famous spots from the show?
YAnk85rsg:Yes, I have seen the coffeeshop, the front is the same, but the real coffee shop isdifferent inside
TheBrickWaugh: Yeah, that's what I'veheard. What about the soup nazi's real restaurant?
YAnk85rsg:no, i haven't been there
TheBrickWaugh: Wow,if I lived inNew York I would make that my first stop! :-)
YAnk85rsg:Yeah, I have to go sometime
TheBrickWaugh: Do you have afavorite episode?
YAnk85rsg: It's is so hard to choose......
TheBrickWaugh: :-) I know
YAnk85rsg: the soup nazi is a classic, whenthey go to the hampton's is great, and i love the drake
YAnk85rsg : the chinese restuarant is alsoon of my favorites
TheBrickWaugh: Yeahthose are someof my favorites as well!  I know this question is goingto be even harder than the last one but, do you havea favorite character or the 4?
YAnk85rsg: It's actually not that hard,Kramer would have to be my favorite.  His physical comedy would make anyone laugh. The way he says his linesshows that Michael Richards has much talent
TheBrickWaugh: Yeah,people alwayssaid that he put so much work into Kramer to makeit what it was
YAnk85rsg:he must have
TheBrickWaugh: WellRuss, that'sabout all the time we have.  Is there anything elseyou would like to say to all the Seinfeld fans outthere?
YAnk85rsg:Keep supporting Seinfeld andwatch old episodes all week long, you'll never not have agood laugh
TheBrickWaugh: Haha,how true how true!  Thanks again Russ!
YAnk85rsg:thankyou


**NOTE: If I have talked to you about doing an interview and we haven't worked out a time yet, please e-mail me at seinlang|at|home.com or look for me online AOL SN:  SeinfeldLang. Thanks all!**

What to be the next person to be interviewed?
Send a e-mail to Chris

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Trivia
By: Andy
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HEY, DO YOU HAVE IDEAS FOR TRIVA QUESTIONS? SEND THEM TO ME!


LAST WEEKS TRIVIA
1) Where was the reporter from in "The Outing?"
-NYU
2) What did the temperature go down to in the "hot tub?"
-58 degrees
3) What occupation did George always want to pretend he was in?
-Architecture
4) What organizational dinner did Kramer attend as a guest of Mel Torme?
-AMCA
5) What is Mel Torme's nickname (according to Elaine)?
-The Velvet Fog

Winners
ElyseElyse|at|aol.com
anachloe|at|zaz.com.br

IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION
Which shower head did Kramer and Newman buy?
-Commando 450

Winners

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Trivia Masters

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THIS WEEKS TRIVIA
1. Who helped Kramer talk to Pam?
2. What was the first thing Jerry ordered from Babu's new restaurant?
3. Between Kramer, Newman, and Jerry, who ended up with a vasectomy?
4. What was one of the new names that Elaine came up with for Joel Rivkin?
(Note: there are 3 possible answers).
5. In "The Finale," What celebrity star was George convinced that NBC treated better?

IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION
What was the one thing about Pam that Kramer would switch?


Respond to the trivia by sending E-mail to Andy
Responses must be recieved by
Friday, March 16th
Remember: you need to get ALL trivia right!
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Celebrities on Seinfeld
By: Chris

Last week
OK Everyone. I know this is WAY to easy but I'm running out of Celebs:
What baseball star for the Mets did Elaine date, Jerry become friends with (but later break up), and then befriended Kramer after the whole "Second Spitter" story was straightened out?

Answer
Keith Hernandez


Winners
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KelSpirit12|at|aol.com

nirbraves|at|yahoo.com


This Week
This week's is kind of hard. Can any of you think of a time when we see a shot of a professional football player in the NFL on Seinfeld? I can think of only one. See if you can beat me!

Send answers to: Chris

by Friday, March 16th
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Guess?
By: Allie

Last Week
What streets are the Nexus of the Universe?

Answer

1st and 1st
"How could the same street intersect with itself?!"


Winners
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|at|aol.com
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This Week
What was the nickname of the L.A. serial killer the police were looking for when they arrested Kramer?

Send answers to: Allie
by Friday, March 16th
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Remember the Time When...
By: Ivy

Jerry tells George that Superman has a sense of humor in "The Stock Tip"?


Jerry: I bet Superman probably has a great sense of humor.

George: Nah, I never really heard him say anything funny.

Jerry: It's common sense. He's got superstrength, superspeed. He's probably got superhumor.

George: Either you're born with a sense of humor or you're not. It's not going to change. Even if you go from the red sun of Krypton to the yellow sun of the earth!

Jerry: But, why? Why would that one area of his mind not be affected by the yellow sun of earth?

George: I don't know, but he ain't funny.

(Thanks to nirbraves|at|yahoo.com)


If anyone has any ideas to make this better or moments that they want "remembered," e-mail me.
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Reader's Poll
By: Andy

Last Week's Question:
Who was Jerry's hottest girlfriend?

teri hatcher
NikeRyan14|at|aol.com

Sophie, tractor story. :)
Feelalrite1|at|aol.com

terri hatcher most definitely!!!!
Sweetlenny1|at|aol.com

Jerry's hotest girlfriend would have to be Terri Hatcher because, well, "they're real and they're SPECTACULAR!"
Amit13|at|aol.com

Deloris, Molva, and their all the same beautiful girl!
KRDYLAN|at|aol.com

Of course it would have to be Elaine.
Shembee05|at|aol.com

sidra (because theyre real and spectacular) and elaine
Zup999|at|aol.com

Jerry's hottest girlfriend was definetly Teri Hatcher.
True 2rue|at|aol.com

Who do ya think??!!  Elaine of course!!
Buckphila|at|aol.com

"They're real... and they're spec-tac-u-lar!" Sidra/Teri Hatcher
Foodryter|at|aol.com

I'm a girl, but the prettiest would have to be Elaine
XoXNoSoup4uXoX|at|aol.com

jerry's hottest girlfriend has to be the one he rode the plane with....the girl who modeled in the magazine and caught him in "picking".
RUDY4523|at|aol.com

The chick w/the "They're real and they're spectacular".  She was soooo hot it wasn't even funny.
Demim Boy|at|aol.com

Teri Hatcher
MKadlub|at|aol.com

Sidra was Jerry's hottest girlfriend, because A) they were real, and B) they were spectacular. and also she went on to star as Lois Lane,and we all know Jerry wants to be Superman..
Glu snifr|at|aol.com

Gillian, Man hands!! Even though she had hands like a man, I still think she was the prettiest. Hey, George thought so too, he even tried to get dates with her picture, lol.
Seinfeld10|at|aol.com (Ivy)


This Week's Question:
Completely off topic, but we wanted you, the subscribers to vote on this. Do you want the newsletter sent out weekly OR bi-weekly?

Send all poll responses to: Andy

by Friday, March 16th

Note: The Seinfeld NL writers have the right to edit any poll responses that we do not feel are appropriate for the Newsletter.


Do you know of a poll you would like seen on here?
E-mail me
and let me know!
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Did you know? Seinfacts!
By: Allie

When Michael Richards was in school he was the class clown? In fact, he used to slide into his classes (the Kramer entrance) as a joke.
(Thanks to daniel_cueto|at|yahoo.com)   

Larry David was the voice of George Steinbrenner?
(Thanks to Laz534|at|aol.com)


Have a fact? Please e-mail me!

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Stand Up
By: Chris
TOP

And that other one that I love is the luge. You know the luge, where the guy wears the slick suit. This is on the bobsled run, but it's not even a sled. It's just bob. It's just a human being hanging on for their life, this is the whole sport. Just ahhhhhhhhh... "oh he pointed his toes... oh, this guy is a tremendous athlete".

The luge is the only sport I've ever seen that you could have people competing in it against their will. And it would be exactly the same. You know, if they were just picking people off the street, "hey hey hey, what is this ?! I don't wanna be in the luge". You know, you put the helmet on them, you wouldn't really hear them screaming, just:

- purrrrrr -
"you're in the luge, buddy"
"ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh... aaahhh..."
"World record. Didn't even wanna do it"
I wanna see that event next year, the involuntary luge.
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Character Bios!
By: Ivy

The Man behind Gordon Jump (Mr. Thomassoulo)...

Gordon was born on April 1, 1932 In Dayton, Ohio. His wife's name is Betty. He has one daughter, Cindy. He was a children's tv show host "WIB the Clown" on WIBW in Topeka, Kansas. And he is the Maytag repair man in the Maytag appliance commercials, and in the company's brochures.

Is there someone you would like to know more about? Please e-mail me.
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"Quote" Finisher
By: Andy

Last Week
"Jerry that was superheated water..."


Answer
"...nothing could live in there." (Kramer's Krameresque comparison of taking a bath and soaking in his hot tub in the "The Shower Head.")

Winners
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This Week
"No shot, dog bite... "

NOTE: Remember that above all, I'm looking for the quote to be finished, then if you can tell me who said it and what episode it can from, that would be nice too.
GOOD LUCK!

Send answers to: Andy
by Friday, March 16th
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Games
By: Chris
TOP

Last Week
Guess?

The following is a list of questions. You will need to answer all of them in order to get the correct answer to get the clue. Once you have answered all the questions, take the very FIRST letter seom each answer and UNSCRAMBLE them. You will then have answered the clue at the bottom. Good luck!

1) Who likes to say the phrase "Giddy Up?"
2) This, that, and the other. What episode is this?
3) What did acting Kramer steal at auditions?
4) What does George decide to eat from a garbage can?
5) Jerry's girlfriend walks around naked in this episode.
6) "Sorry, I can't spare a square." What episode is this?

Clue: Someone loves to eat these! What is it they like to eat?
Bonus: Who is this person?


Answer
1) -Kramer
2) -Deal
3) -Raisins
4) -Eclair
5) -Apology
6) -Stall

KDREAS = DRAKES

Clue: Someone loves to eat these! What is it they like to eat?
-Drakes
Bonus: Who is this person?
-Newman

Winners

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This Week
How many Seinfeld related words can you make out of:
The Chinese Restaurant
 
Rules:
All words must be more that four letters long
You can not use the same letter twice
All words must be Seinfeld related in order to count


Send answers to: Chris
by Friday, March 16th
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Ivy's Stuff

Seinfeld's Good Manners
If you drop your girlfriends toothbrush down the toilet, make sure you tell her!

Crazy Ideas
Kramer - The Beach cologne

Kramer - Storing his own blood

Terms & Phrases
Sweet Fancy Moses - an exclamation that someone makes when they watch a terrible dancer, especially a dancer that uses spastic "Little Kicks"
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Food Trivia
By: Andy
TOP

Last Week
What did Elaine eat that had poppy seeds in it (but she didn't know they were in it)?

Answer

Chicken or muffin
(NOTE: I accepted either one because I didn't phrase the question properly).

Winners
(NOTE: PierceMeAgain10|at|aol.com did not receive credit for the previous food trivia answer, but did get the answer correct, sorry!). 
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MKadlub|at|aol.com
KelSpirit12|at|aol.com
ranonsen|at|yahoo.com

Pasta36685|at|aol.com
nirbraves|at|yahoo.com


This Week
What did Kramer pour into his cereal in "The Chicken Roaster?"

Send Food Answers to: Andy by Friday, March 16th
Please - no descriptions. Send me the episode title.
Here's an episode guide that may help (Episode List
)
Thanks!
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Spoofs!
TOP

In "The Letter", Elaine says to George that no one would ever go to witness a circumcision, buuuuut In "The Bris", they all go to one.

In "The Alternate Side", Jerry tells the guy that stole his car that the defroster's on the bottom. However, he drives a BMW and the defroster is on the top.

(Thanks to nirbraves|at|yahoo.com)


Know of a spoof, any mistake you found on Seinfeld?
Please e-mail them to anyone of us, thanks!


Ivy   Chris   Vinney   Allie   Andy
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Seinfeld Quotes
By: Vinney Dee
TOP

Vinney's Picks (or No Pick)
"When this wedding is postponed, it's like a stay of execution!" -George

"Now you listen to me. I want details and I want them right now. I don't have a job. I have no place to go. You're not in the mood. Well, you get in the mood!" -George

From the Fans
George: What kind of person are you?
Jerry: I think I'm pretty much like you -- but only successful. (from Skamxpx|at|aol.com)

"It's too bad you can't do THAT for a living.  You'd be very successful at it.  You'd sell out Madison Square Garden.  People could come and watch you." - Estelle Costanza (from BoneSpirits|at|aol.com)

"Who among us hasn't snuck into the break room to nibble on a love newton?"  J. Peterman (from BoneSpirits|at|aol.com)

"Is the item still with you? . . . Elaine, have you any idea what happens to a butter-base frosting after eight decades in a poorly ventilated English basement? . . .  Then I have a feeling that what you are about to go through is punishment enough.  Dismissed." - J. Peterman (from BoneSpirits|at|aol.com)


Send in your quotes! Click here.


Last Week
"You know I need a new look. I'm stagnating." - Kramer

What was Kramer's new look?


Answer
An eye patch, that wouldn't look too bad with a pirate shirt.


Winners
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"You're late again, Costanza, so listen up.
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