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February 6, 2001
Sein Language
The Weekly Seinfeld E-mail Newsletter
And Internet Newsletter:
Sein Language Online!

(For NON AOL Subscribers!)
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Writers:

                        Ivy                    Seinfeld10|at|aol.com
                        Chris
                Seinlang|at|home.com
                        Vinney Dee
        VDiMattina|at|aol.com
                        Allie
                Allie52927|at|aol.com
                        Andy
                JohnTrvlt1|at|aol.com

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News
By: Ivy
TOP

I have a Mailing List...
All I send you is: upcoming episodes for the next 2 weeks.
(Great idea for those of you who are taping the show!)
To be added (If you are not already on) Click here
, then click yes.

Thanks to Chris, Sein Language on line, now has it's own domain name! You can now check out past newslettters along with the most recent at:
http://www.seinlanguage.com


He also has his own domain name for his page!
http://www.seinboys.com


For all of you Seinfeld webmasters, we are currently looking for Community Leaders at Y!Geocites. Basically what that is, is you head up special projects, help other homesteaders, and much more. We really need people to help out so if any of you are looking for something to do only and want to help and meet new and interesting people just go to http://www.geocities.com/tvcitycom/ to see what exactly we do.  You don't have to have a Y!Geocities website to sign up. So just check it out and if you "Sein-Up" tell them that Chris (aka SeinBoys) sent ya! Thanks all!!

Remember: Those who don't have AOL, can click:
Sein Language Online!


Julia Louis-Dreyfus is getting her own show!! ...don't really know anything else about it, just that she's getting one, and it will be on NBC. Let's hope it turns out with better reviews than the Michael Richards Show...
Thanks Actrss16


If anyone has any news on Seinfeld or comments on the newsletter, we would love to hear them!

Thanks!
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This Week On Seinfeld
By: Ivy

Feb. 6 Tuesday - The Junk Mail
Feb. 7 Wednesday - The Merv Griffin Show
Feb. 8 Thursday - The Pie
Feb. 9 Friday - The Hamptons
Feb. 10 Sat. or Feb. 11 Sun. - The English Patient

Go here to find scripts for these episodes:
Thanks to Ian's Seinfeld Scripts
!!!
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Pick Of The Week
By: Chris

Wednesday, February 7 "The Merv Griffin Show"

Kramer discovers the set of the old "Merv Griffin Show"in a dumpster. George's girlfriend, Miranda, is disgusted when George runs over some pigeons with his car. The pigeons have broken their deal with the humans. Jerry is fascinated with his girlfriend's old toy collection that she won't let him near. Elaine's new co-worker is a real sideler, he causes her to spill coffee that creates a stain that looks like Fidel Castro. Kramer reconstructs the set in his apartment and begins to conduct interviews of everyone who enters his apartment. Elaine schemes to out-sidle the sideler who might be sidling her out of a job. While George swerves to avoid a pigeon, he hits a squirrel. Jerry schemes for an opportunity to play with the toys. Kramer adds Newman as a co-host for his show to help relieve the pressure of being a host. Miranda insists that George pay for the special surgery required to fix the squirrel. Elaine gives Tic Tacs to the sideler to make him noisy, unfortunately the sound reminds Peterman of an old Haitian torture. Jerry and George execute a turkey, wine and home movie scheme in an effort to play with the toys. Elaine is disgusted by this unconscionable behavior, until she hears about the Easy-Bake Oven. Kramer decides to change the format of the show, to "Scandals and Animals." On the show, Jerry's girlfriend finds out about the schemes and animal expert Jim Fowler is there with a hawk. George brings the squirrel over to the set to get Jim Fowler's opinion. Hawks like to eat squirrels.
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Seinfeld Site Of The Week

The Seinfeldest Site On The Web

Great site for everything Seinfeld! Has sounds, movies, pictures, everything!

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Sound Of The Week
By: Chris

TOP

This week's sound of the week is Kramer explainning to Jerry why people think he is gay
. This is another one of my favorite sounds personally and I hope you all enjoy it!

What sound would you like to see featured?
E-mail
me and I'll try my best!
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Silly Little Bios
By: Chris
TOP

Last Week
David Putty

Winners

DemimBoy|at|aol.com

Blink182Angel182|at|aol.com

BCALLALILLY|at|aol.com

GregWWD|at|aol.com

AnGeLz105|at|aol.com

AofSpades7|at|aol.com

Pasta36685|at|aol.com

Cdavo|at|aol.com

Flutebug4|at|aol.com

Foodryter|at|aol.com

Lacapetta|at|aol.com

Oren567|at|aol.com

Actrss16|at|aol.com

RUDY4523|at|aol.com

JGCrist|at|aol.com

Zup999|at|aol.com

DoorsX316|at|aol.com

Devils4Lyf|at|aol.com

FHGAGeno|at|aol.com

NikeRyan14|at|aol.com

KeyserS999|at|aol.com

KRDYLAN|at|aol.com

azncars|at|hotmail.com

JohnTrvlt1|at|aol.com

patrickgray|at|earthlink.net

Pqgrassa|at|aol.com

LCCNTRYROX|at|aol.com

Xpoc50000|at|aol.com

Pqgrassa|at|aol.com

LauLiPoP114885|at|aol.com

Glusnifr|at|aol.com

bcp5|at|ra.msstate.edu

Schlomo67|at|aol.com

CMorri0419|at|aol.com

RhodeDawg|at|aol.com

PoetAlOrlando|at|aol.com

Allie52927|at|aol.com

Seinfeld10|at|aol.com

LOVBOWLING|at|aol.com

N0toyz4OJ|at|aol.com

Amit13|at|aol.com

SwtBabe84|at|aol.com

Mccluregav|at|aol.com

BFS07|at|aol.com

nirbraves|at|yahoo.com

ElyseElyse|at|aol.com

Beagle1795|at|aol.com

abasscube|at|yahoo.com

RnBHipHopDiva|at|aol.com

PierceMeAgain10|at|aol.com


This Week
Morgan Springs water board member. Entranced by 3-D art posters. Was Elaine's boss. Very childish. Forbids ink in his office (prefers ring pencils with the finest points). Eats his Snicker bars with a knife and fork. Obsessed with finding the perfect socks! Helped carry a Woody Woodpecker balloon at a Thanksgiving parade (that Elaine won for him), Got sick because Jerry gave him the wrong medicine. Picks the salt off pretzels by hand! Revoved Elaine from his will.


Do you know who this is? If so E-mail
me with your answer!
Responses must be recieved by
Saturday, Feb 10th.
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The Lucky Person is...
pqgrassa|at|aol.com got interviewed this week!
By: Chris
TOP


This week I interviewed Pat (pqgrassa|at|aol.com).  This was done over MSN Messenger which just shows how many ways I can do an interview.  Pat is a relitivly new Seinfeld fan with some interesting things to say.  So read on to learn about Pat!

SeinBoys says: Hey Pat!  Thanks for taking the time to do this Seinfeld interview!
PG says: sure thing, anytime.
SeinBoys says: Let me start out by asking you why you're such a huge Seinfeld fan.
PG says: I just find Seinfeld funnier than any other show, plain and simple.
SeinBoys says: Easy enough. Do you have a favorite character of the Fab 4?
PG says: George without a doubt.
SeinBoys says: And why is that?
PG says: Because I just love the way he talks and has know other concern except for himself.
SeinBoys says: That seems to be a popular answer.
PG says: hehe.
SeinBoys says: Would you say you can pick a favorite episode?
PG says: The Bookstore because i loved the storyline with with uncle Leo and the rickshaw story with Newman and Kramer.
SeinBoys says: Really? Few people choose 9th season episodes as their favs.
PG says: not me i guess
SeinBoys says: When do you think you stared to be a Seinfeld fan?
PG says: I actually became a seinfeld fan about a couple of episodes before the finally. after it was done i watched started watching it everyday in syndication.
SeinBoys says: Ahh so you were a late commer. What do you think it was that brought you in?
PG says: To be homest. I don't even remember
SeinBoys says: Well, it's not really important. As long as your a fan now   That's about all the questions I have for you Pat. Is there anything else you would like to say to all the Seinfeld fans out there?
PG says: ummmmmmm, watch Seinfeld everyday on your local station!!!
SeinBoys says: Sounds good to me!!  Thanks Pat and I'll talk to you later!


**NOTE: If I have talked to you about doing an interview and we haven't worked out a time yet, please e-mail me at seinlang|at|home.com or look for me online AOL SN:  SeinfeldLang. Thanks all!**

What to be the next person to be interviewed?
Send a e-mail to Chris

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Trivia
By: Andy
TOP


HEY, DO YOU HAVE IDEAS FOR TRIVA QUESTIONS? SEND THEM TO ME!


LAST WEEKS TRIVIA
1) Where is the Soup Nazi from?
-Argentina
2) Who first suggested in "The Nose Job" that George's girlfriend get a nose job?
-Kramer
3) Who peed on Jerry's couch?
-Poppi
4) What year did Jerry and George graduate from high school?
-1971
5) What did Elaine want to see instead of the English Patient?
-Sack Lunch

Winners
nirbraves|at|yahoo.com


IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION
What was the name of the newscaster in "The Trip"?
-Keith Morrison

Winners

nirbraves|at|yahoo.com


Trivia Masters

nirbraves|at|yahoo.com


THIS WEEKS TRIVIA
1) How much did Jerry actually pay for the Wizard Organizer?
2) Who did George and Kramer think the "double-parker" was?
3) What soup did Kramer ask Elaine to get for him from "The Soup Nazi?"
4) Prior to the "Dinner Party," when was the last time (year) that Jerry vomited?
5) What position did George make up when he said he worked for "Tyler Chicken?"

IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION
What four items did George buy from the Newsstand in "The Dinner Party?"


Respond to the trivia by sending E-mail to Chris
Responses must be recieved by
Saturday, Feb 10th.
Remember: you need to get ALL trivia right!
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Celebrities on Seinfeld
By: Chris

Last week
What Fraiser star played The Virgin in one of the most famous Seinfeld episodes ever?

Answer
Jane Leeves or Dafney Moon on Fraiser


Winners
Blink182Angel182|at|aol.com
BCALLALILLY|at|aol.com

Oren567|at|aol.com

Foodryter|at|aol.com

Pasta36685|at|aol.com

Xpoc50000|at|aol.com

Lccntryrox|at|aol.com

JohnTrvlt1|at|aol.com

Pqgrassa|at|aol.com

LdyLara|at|aol.com

bcp5|at|ra.msstate.edu

BFS07|at|aol.com

RhodeDawg|at|aol.com

CMorri0419|at|aol.com

PoetAlOrlando|at|aol.com

Amit13|at|aol.com

Seinfeld10|at|aol.com

KelSpirit12|at|aol.com

nirbraves|at|yahoo.com

Beagle1795|at|aol.com

AmyClem2|at|aol.com


This Week
What film and theater star got into a cat fight with Elaine and broke Kramer's Tony Award? Jerry also has a copy of the movie "Fantastic Voyage" which she stared in.

Send answers to: Chris

by Saturday, Feb 10th.
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Guess?
By: Allie

Last Week
What was the name of the big band song that Elaine guessed to win Mr. Pitt a chance to hold the Woody Wood Pecker Balloon in the Thanksgiving Day Parade?

Answer

Next Stop Pottersville

Winners
Seinfeld10|at|aol.com

LOVBOWLING|at|aol.com

RhodeDawg|at|aol.com

BFS07|at|aol.com

LCCNTRYROX|at|aol.com

ElyseElyse|at|aol.com

AmyClem2|at|aol.com


This Week
What was the name of Kramer's movie treatment he tried to pitch to Fred Savage?

Send answers to: Allie
by Saturday, Feb 10th.
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Remember the Time When...
By: Ivy

George and Jerry were trying to hid what they were saying in the Lip Leader?

Laura: Uh, oh. That couple is breaking up.

George: They're breaking up? How do you know?

Jerry: She reads lips.

George: What are they saying now?

Laura: "It's not you, it's me."

George: (Holding his drink up to his mouth) Oh my gosh, I just had a great idea. She could come to the party tomorrow and read Gwen's lips for me.

Jerry: (Puts his hand over his mouth) What?

George: (Puts nuts into his mouth, and in the process covers his mouth) We bring her to the party, and she can tell me what Gwen is saying about me.

Jerry: (Holds his drink up to his mouth) She's not a novelty act, George where you hire her out for weddings and bar mitzvahs.

George: (Puts his hands on his face, rubbing his eyes) Look. It's a skill, just like juggling. She probably enjoys showing it off.

Jerry: (Puts his napkin over his mouth) I don't know George. I'm not sure about this.

George: (Puts his arms in the air, stretching, and covers his mouth with an arm) Could you ask her, just ask her. If she says no, case closed.

Jerry: (Puts his hand on his chin over his mouth) All right.

Jerry: Uh Laura, George was wondering if...

Laura: Sure. I'll do it.

If anyone has any ideas to make this better or moments that they want "remembered," e-mail me.
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Reader's Poll
By: Andy

Last Week's Question:
In The Final episode, the gang is put in jail b/c of the Good Samaritan Law. Put yourself in their shoes, would you stand around and watch, like they did OR would you help?

stand around in watch, cuz im always eaithe 2 lazy or afraid ill get in trouble for helping
Blink182Angel182|at|aol.com


Nah i would probably just be standing around trying to get on Elaine. (oh, i would succeed too)
Buckphila|at|aol.com


I WOULD SIT THERE AND WATCH WITH THEM AND  MAKE FUN OF HIM BECAUSE HE WAS SP FAT!0
NEVERMIND135|at|AOL.COM


theres no way i would try to help, like jerry said, wed miss the whole thing ....unless i had a camera like kramer.
Zup999|at|aol.com


HAHAHA! Well, I wouldn't have made the comments they did..and I don't know if
I would have taped it, but  if I was thinking on my feet I would have just so that they would have an easier time identifying the theif. But, I wouldn't help I'd be putting my life in danger to! I'd call the cops, give them the tapes, and MAYBE testify-but of course then I'd miss that private jet!

RnBHipHopDiva|at|aol.com


I would stand around and watch.  What has that guy done for me, we are not
forced to help people this is the United States of America.

JoeyAC|at|aol.com


I would watch them get rubbed; I'am a pretty boy like Jerry.
GrEgThEStUd|at|aol.com



This Week's Question:
Could you beat Kramer at "RISK?" Or is he so good that you just blew your mind?


Send all poll responses to: Chris

by Saturday, Feb 10th.

Note: The Seinfeld NL writers have the right to edit any poll responses that we do not feel are appropriate for the Newsletter.


Do you know of a poll you would like seen on here?
E-mail me
and let me know!
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Did you know? Seinfacts!
By: Allie

In response to last week: "On one of the episodes that shows Jerry warming up the audience, he's smoking a cigarette. Anyone catch that?" I think it was part of his bit....I saw it during the one hour retrospective before the finale.

(Thanks to VDiMattina)
JohnTrvlt1|at|aol.com


There is one extra that is used all the time. He is the guy who wants the extra three musketeers bar on Kramer's ultra reality tour, He asks George the time in the airport and George tells him "there is a clock over there", He is Craig's (from the Andover shop) friend named Eeeen. He also can be found in a lot of background scenes.
FHGAGeno|at|aol.com


Have a fact? Please e-mail me!

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Stand Up
By: Chris
TOP

Why is McDonalds still counting ? How insecure is this company ? Forty million, eighty jillion, billion zillion, killion tillion... Is anyone really impressed anymore ? "Oh, 89 billion sold ! Alright, I'll have one. I'm satisfied". Who cares ? I would love to meet the chairman of the board of McDonalds, to just say to him, "look, we all get it. Okay ? You've sold a lot of hamburgers. Whatever the hell the number is. (laughs) Just put a sign "McDonalds - we're doing very well. We are tired of hearing about every God-damn one of them". What is their ultimate goal, to have cows just surrendering voluntarily or something ? Showing up at the door, "we'd like to turn ourselves in, we see the sign. We realize we have very little chance out there. We'd like to be a Happy Meal, if that's at all possible.
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Character Bios!
By: Ivy

The Woman behind Jane Leeves (Marla)...

Jane was born on April 18, 1962, in London, England, UK. She's married to Marshall Cohen. Her former roommate was Faith Ford. Played a tourist in David Lee Roth's "California Girls" video (1985). Daughter Isabella Kathryn Coben born on Tuesday, Jan. 9th, 2001. The baby was 9lbs. 12oz. "Frasier" co-star Peri Gilpin was in the delivery room.

Is there someone you would like to know more about? Please e-mail me.
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"Quote" Finisher
By: Andy

Last Week
"Finder's fee? But..."


Answer
"...it was on the lot!"
(Said by Jerry in The Dealership)

Winners
Wizzatgolf|at|aol.com

TSnyder752|at|aol.com

Glusnifr|at|aol.com

Devils4Lyf|at|aol.com

NikeRyan14|at|aol.com

ClumsyShyBoy|at|aol.com

Amit13|at|aol.com

LOVBOWLING|at|aol.com


This Week
"Oh so what? I'd rather she hate me and thought I was good-looking..."

NOTE: Remember that above all, I'm looking for the quote to be finished, then if you can tell me who said it and what episode it can from, that would be nice too.
GOOD LUCK!

Send answers to: Chris
by Saturday, Feb 10th.
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Games
By: Chris
TOP

Last Week
You had to do a jumble and answer the clue.
"Jerry, of course they're real?"
Who/what is real?


Answer
Cubans

Winners
N0toyz4OJ|at|aol.com

GregWWD|at|aol.com

JohnTrvlt1|at|aol.com

LauLiPoP114885|at|aol.com


This Week
No game this week!


Send answers to: Chris
by Saturday, Feb 10th.
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Ivy's Stuff

Seinfeld's Good Manners
Don't double dip a chip!

Crazy Ideas
Kramer - Not wanting any mail!

Elaine - Breaking up with Puddy. Dating Puddy. Breaking up with Puddy. Dating Puddy....

Terms & Phrases
Macaroni Midler - a figurine of Bette Midler made out of wavy macaroni (similar to "Fusilli Jerry")
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Food Trivia
By: Andy
TOP

Last Week
What is the name of George's co-worker who stole the name T-Bone?

Answer

Watkins

Winners
Nevermind135|at|aol.com


This Week
What food did Newman leave in Jerry's apartment when it was fumigated for fleas?

Send Food Answers to: Chris by Saturday, Feb 10th.
Please - no descriptions. Send me the episode title.
Here's an episode guide that may help (Episode List
)
Thanks!
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Spoofs!
TOP

In the episode where George convinces Jerry to invest in stock and Jerry pulls out, George makes a whole bunch of money off the deal (as we all know.)  So anyway, at the end when George, Jerry, and Elaine are in the coffee shop, George is smoking a cigar.  Then, in the episode where Kramer throws a smoking party, he gets kicked out because he lights a cigar.
(N0toyz4 OJ|at|aol.com)

In The Stranded one of George's co-workers says she just sold a property
at 129 W. 81 St.; that of course is the building where Jerry, Kramer and
Newman live.
(Pqgrassa|at|aol.com)

Know of a spoof, any mistake you found on Seinfeld?
Please e-mail them to anyone of us, thanks!


Ivy   Chris   Vinney   Allie   Andy
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Seinfeld Quotes
By: Vinney Dee
TOP

Vinney's Picks (or No Pick)
"All right. Anyway, the point I was making before Goebbles made your hamburger is a man like you could be dating women twenty years younger. Come on Uncle Leo, I've seen the way women look at you.  When's the last time you looked in a mirror? You're an Adonis! You've got beautiful features, lovely skin. You're in the prime of your life here. You should be swinging. If I were you I'd tell this Lydia character, "It's been real nice,"move back into that bachelor pad and put out a sign: Open for Business."- Jerry

"I need the secure packaging of Jockeys. My boys need a house!" - Kramer

"Let me take a guess. She cried and you caved."- Jerry

From the Fans
"Yo Yo Ma"- Cosmo Kramer (from JoeyAC|at|aol.com)

"Catalog writer's block?" - Jerry (from CMorri0419|at|aol.com)

Send in your quotes! Click here.


Last Week
"Butros Butros Gahli!" --Jerry
What is Butros Butros Gahli?


Answer
He is a former United Nations Secretary General


Winners
glu snif|at|aol.com

JGCrist|at|aol.com


This Week
"Our policy is, we're comfortable with our bodies. You know, if someone wants to help themselves to an eyeful, well, we say, 'Enjoy the show'."- Kramer

How would someone help themselves to an eyeful of Kramer?

Do you know who this is? If so
E-mail me with your answer!
Responses must be recieved
by Saturday, Feb 10th.
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SeinLinks
Dr Kramer's Page
The Page of The Wiz

The Bizarro World

Michael's Ultimate Seinfeld Page!

Cosmo Kramer

Ivy's Seinfeld Page

All Pursuits Seinfeld

Arts and Entertainment - Seinfeld Trivia

Seinfeld! ByTheSeinboys!

Kramerica Industries

Ian's Seinfeld Scripts

Charlie's Seinfeld Page of Sounds and Stuff
 
Julia Louis-Dreyfus

The Seinfeldest Site On The Web

SeinCentral

Mundo Seinfeld

Smuckers Domain

Seinfeld-Fan.com Seinfeld


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it to Sein Language, the weekly Seinfeld newsletter!
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