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December 3, 2000
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News
By: Ivy
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All I send you is: upcoming episodes for the next 2 weeks.
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REMINDER!!!
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Monday, Dec 4th at 10pm eastern.

Ivy's Seinfeld Page Click on the chat room.

Thanks to Chris, Sein Language on line, now has it's own domain name! You can now check out past newslettters along with the most recent at:
http://www.seinlanguage.com/

He also has his own domain name for his page!
http://www.seinboys.com/

Sorry about the long delay with the newsletter. I have been soooo busy lately it's not even funny. I was away for a bit for the holiday. My first vacation in over a year! I think I deserved the time off, hehe. We are going to try our hardest to start sending the newsletter out weekly again. Again I apologize for the delay. And I told Chris that if I was to be this late again, I would write his name really big, lol.

Chris is the best!
And a Special thanks to Andy for the extra help in this NL! Thanks so much!

If anyone has any news on Seinfeld or comments on the newsletter, we would love to hear them!

Thanks!
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This Week On Seinfeld
By: Ivy

Saturday 12/2 or Sunday 12/3 - The Nose Job
Monday 12/4 - The Frogger
Tuesday 12/5 - The Maid
Wednesday 12/6 - The Voice
Thursday 12/7 - The Junk Mail
Friday 12/8 - The Merv Griffin Show

Go here to find scripts for these episodes:
Thanks to
Ian's Seinfeld Scripts!!!
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Pick Of The Week
By: Chris

Saturday 12/2 or Sunday 12/3 - The Nose Job

Jerry's brain and penis play chess against one another to decide whether he should keep dating a vacuous model with whom the "sex is great" but not anything else. George is dating a woman with a big nose, Kramer tells her it like it is and she gets a nose job; however, there is a complication. Kramer gets Elaine to help him retrieve the jacket.
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Sound Of The Week
By:
Chris
TOP

After a LONG break, this week's sound of the week is George talking about Kramer and his like. Have a great week!

What sound would you like to see featured?
E-mail me and I'll try my best!
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Silly Little Bios
By: Chris
TOP

Last Week
Jason Hankey

Winners

nirbraves|at|yahoo.com
JohnTrvlt1|at|aol.com
anachloe|at|zaz.com.br
GregWWD|at|aol.com
Zup999|at|aol.com
Larla1128|at|aol.com

This Week
This week's Silly little Bio is about a store own that Jerry is going to do a commercial for him, and Kramer also knows him. He has a prosthetic leg and is very self-conscience about it. While sitting in this character's office, Jerry's leg falls asleep causing him to have to walk around with a limp. This character sees him and think he is imitating this character with his limp and cancels the commercial. Jerry tells him what really happened and he gets his commercial back. Unfortunately, Jerry's foot falls asleep again, but this time it spills a bucket causing a huge fire in the characters store.  Ironically this fire caused George to have to give up his ATM code.


Do you know who this is? If so
E-mail me with your answer!
Responses must be recieved by
Friday, Dec 8th.

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The Lucky Person is...
  mailto:DenimBoy|at|aol.com got interviewed this week!
By: Chris
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This week Matt (mailto:Denim%20Boy|at|aol.com). He have been wanting to do this interview for a while and we finally found a time where we could do it. He has a lot of great things to say about the show he loves so much, so read the interview to find out more about our good friend, Matt!

SeinfeldLang: Hey Matt! Thanks for taking the time to do this Seinfeld interview. Let me start out by asking who your favorite character is and why?
Demim Boy: George, cause I can like totally relate to the man, and he's the funniest person, not being able to keep a job or a woman, he's just awesome.
SeinfeldLang: I'm not sure how awesome that was :-) but he definitely was funny. Don't you that George was more pathetic than a good person?
Demim Boy: No, he was a good person down deep, he just had a rough childhood
SeinfeldLang: And adulthood too since his parents were so close to him. Do you have a favorite Seinfeld episode?
Demim Boy: Yeah, I don't the name of it but it is the one were Jerry and Elaine are on a plane and Jerry is in first class, and Elaine is in coach, and George has to pick them up
Demim Boy: bling, bling yo
SeinfeldLang: That was a classic episode, what part did it for you?
Demim Boy: the whole episode, was just awesome, no one particular part did it
SeinfeldLang: Do you think it was realistic description of an airplane trip today?
Demim Boy: not really, but it was funny
SeinfeldLang: Why do you think Seinfeld was such a great show for so many people?
Demim Boy: cause it was a metaphor for how we live in the nineties
Demim Boy: so many people could relate to them too
SeinfeldLang: Do you think people made examples of the characters and related them to their lives?
Demim Boy: yes, I'm sure of it, I try to pattern the whole way I talk after them
SeinfeldLang: What about your personality? Do you find yourself being as self centered as they were?
Demim Boy: no, I just try to be nice to everyone and pass my Seinfeld knowledge unto other people
SeinfeldLang: That's good to hear :-) A lot of Seinfeld people I talk to do take that part from it...unfortunately.
Demim Boy: yeah
SeinfeldLang: Well Matt, thanks for taking the time to do this Seinfeld interview...is there anything else you would like to tell all the Seinfeld fans out there?
Demim Boy: keep watching the reruns and enjoy them, also instill all your Seinfeld love and knowledge into your kids.
SeinfeldLang: Thanks Matt! Talk to you later!


**NOTE: If I have talked to you about doing an interview and we haven't worked out a time yet, please e-mail me at seinlang|at|home.com or look for me online AOL SN:  SeinfeldLang. Thanks all! **


What to be the next person to be interviewed?
Send a e-mail to
Chris
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Trivia
By: Andy
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HEY, DO YOU HAVE IDEAS FOR TRIVA QUESTIONS? SEND THEM TO ME!

This Week
1. How much did George make (total) off of Frank's cabana clothes?
2. What was George's mom serving for dinner when the Seinfelds declined their invitation?
3. How much money did Elaine put forth in "The Contest"?
4. Who did Jerry discover Elaine was dating in "The Junkmail?"
5. What is Jerry's ATM password?

Impossible Question

What joke finally sent Jerry to complain to the priest about Whatley's "religion-joking?"
(Answer can be in the form of "Did you hear the one about...")

Respond to the trivia by sending E-mail to Andy
Responses must be recieved by
Friday, Dec 8th.

Remember: you need to get ALL trivia right!
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Celebrities on Seinfeld
By: Chris

Last week
What animal expert appeared in Kramer's apartment on his edition of "The Merv Griffen Show" and brought an Eagle with him?

Answer
Jim Fowler

Winners
Seinfeld10|at|aol.com
VDiMattina|at|aol.com
DoorsX316|at|aol.com
nirbraves|at|yahoo.com
JohnTrvlt1|at|aol.com
KRDYLAN|at|aol.com
RhodeDawg|at|aol.com
anachloe|at|zaz.com.br
TSnyder752|at|aol.com
GregWWD|at|aol.com
Actrss16|at|aol.com
LauLiPoP114885|at|aol.com
Zup999|at|aol.com
Larla1128|at|aol.com
YoYoMa1839|at|aol.com
http://CshMoNy699|at|aol.com/

This Week
What famous Standup was trying to get Jerry a spot in the New York Friars Club, before he fouled up and got the jacket stolen by some "gypsies"?

Send answers to:
Chris
by Friday, Dec 8th.
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Guess?
By: Allie

Last Week
What company did George persuade Jerry into investing in the stock market?

Answer

Sendrax---Televising Opera

Winners
anachloe|at|zaz.com.br
mailto:JohnTrvlt1
abasscube|at|yahoo.com

mailto:Larla1128

This Week
What country did Manya grow up where she had a pony?

Send answers to: Allie
by Friday, Dec 8th.
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Remember the Time When...
By: Ivy

Kramer fell asleep in the Hot Tub in "The Hot Tub"...

(Kramer walks into Monk's wearing winter coat, scarf, cap, and gloves. They all look at him very surprised)

KRAMER: Heeeeey..

JERRY: How many sweaters you got on?

KRAMER: Oh.. four. (To waitress) Yeah, could I have a cup o'tea? Boiling hot.

GEORGE: What's goin'on?

KRAMER: I fell asleep in the hot tub and the heat pump broke. Water went down to 58 degrees. I can't get my core temperature back up!

JERRY: Your core temperature?

KRAMER: (To Jean-Paul) Here, feel my hand. (takes off glove) Yeah, feel.

JEAN-PAUL: (Starts to talk like the three guys) Phew.. this son of a bitch is ice cold. (Smiles)


(Thanks to Andy)


If anyone has any ideas to make this better or moments that they want "remembered," e-mail me.
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Reader's Poll
By: Andy

Last Week's Question:
Of the fab four, who has the best wardrobe and why? Base your answer on the total transition from the first episode to the last (because let's face it, the wardrobe did change).


George was the best dressed. among his seemingly simple outfits was a complex system.  just as he tells jerry, "this is morning mist".
RUDY4523|at|aol.com

kramer no questions asked
kramer- "how do i look jackie?"
jackie- "kramer you always look good"- the final episode
Zup999|at|aol.com

Ok, Elaine has the best wardrobe BY FAR. From her old-school saddle shoes and long flowered skirts with blazers and poofy hair, she has done a complete turn-around to sexy business suits and fabulous hair.
Actrss16|at|aol.com


I LOVE JERRY'S WARDROBE.  NIKES, JEANS, COOL SHIRTS.
PierceMeAgain10|at|aol.com

Definitely Elaine's wardrobe. In the beginning she wore looser skirts and kind of drab clothing but as the show got older she dresses sexier with tighter clothes and high heels. Her hair also was better towards the end!!
Buckphila|at|aol.com



This Week's Question:
Being that we just celebrated Thanksgiving, let's direct our attention to "The Mom & Pop Store," the best Seinfeld-Thanksgiving episode. Each of the fab four had a particularly funny story line (see Ivy's Episode guide if you're unsure of this one). Whose story line was the funniest? 

Send all poll responses to:
Andy
by Friday, Dec 8th.

Note: The Seinfeld NL writers have the right to edit any poll responses that we do not feel are appropriate for the Newsletter.


Do you know of a poll you would like seen on here?
E-mail me and let me know!
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Sein Chat
Host: Allie

Greetings and Salutations fellow Seinfeld fans! This Monday, Dec 4th at 10PM Eastern will be the Sein Chat! Now, if you are a TRUE Seinfeld fan you will come! No excuses...just go to Ivy's Seinfeld Page (click on chat room). I will be your host! Come and chat about Seinfeld, play some trivia, or get the wonderful opportunity to talk to the 7 brilliant people who bring you this newsletter every week! I know I will see ALL of you there! 
If anyone has a better time for the SeinChat please feel free to e-mail me!

Adios Muchacho!
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Did you know? Seinfacts!
By: Allie

Two of Adam Sandler's leading "old" ladies were also guest stars on Seinfeld in different episodes?  The old lady in "The Rye" played Sandler's grandmother in "Happy Gilmore," and Peterman's mother in "The Secret Code" played Sandler's singing patron in "The Wedding Singer." 
(Thanks to Andy)


Have a fact? Please
e-mail me!
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Stand Up
By: Chris
TOP

I'm on the plane, we left late, and the pilot says, "We're going to be making up some time in the air." I thought, "Isn't that interesting. They just make up time." That's why you have to reset your watch when you land.
Of course, when they say they're making up time, obviously they're increasing the speed of the aircraft. Now my question is, if you can go faster, why don't you just go as fast as you can all the time? "Come on, they're no cops up here! Nail it! Give is some gas! We're flying!"
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Character Bios!
By: Ivy

The Woman behind Brenda Strong (Sue Ellen)...

Brenda was born in Brightwood, Oregon.. She graduated from Arizona State University with Bachelor of Music in musical theatre. She teaches yoga in Santa Monica, CA. and this past January she got married to yoga instructor, Tom Henri. She also has a 5 year old son.

Is there someone you would like to know more about? Please e-mail me.
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"Quote" Finisher
By: Andy

Last Week
"Yeah, interest, it's an amazing thing..."

Answer
"You make money without doing anything." (Sometimes you have to absolutely love George's witticisms, like this one from "The Junior Mint.")

Winners
None

This Week
"No, no, no, you don't understand! I'm not a lesbian!....

NOTE: Remember that above all, I'm looking for the quote to be finished, then if you can tell me who said it and what episode it can from, that would be nice too.
GOOD LUCK!

Send answers to: Andy
by Friday, Dec 8th.
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Games
By: James
Andy filling in!!!
TOP

James is taking a break for a bit so in the mean time send all responses to Andy!

Last Week
1. How many times according to Elaine have her and Jerry had sex?
2. How many times has George had sex in an inappropriate place?
3. What did George want to name his child if he had one?
4. What time did Jerry tell his deaf date (tennis player) he'd pick her up at?
5. At the Chinese Rest., how many were to be seated (Seinfeld _ )?
6. How many Cubans did Jerry bring back from Florida for Kramer?
7. How much money does Jerry's grandma put in his b-day each year?

What's your total? ___

Answers
1. 37
2. 4
3. 7
4. 6
5. 4
6. 3
7. 10

Total: 71

Winners

kimotol|at|hawaii.edu
Oren567|at|aol.com
Larla1128|at|aol.com

This Week
Episodes and Numbers!

This week's game will test your ability to match an episode with an episode number.  So what you're gonna do is match up the episode description with the episode number.  In order to do that, you're obviously going to have to come up with the episode title first. So this will challenge you in more ways than one. Here's a quick example: Jerry welcomes an out-of-town female guest whom he eventually finds out is engaged to be married- The Seinfeld Chronicles (Episode 1). So that's how it works. Also, when you give the episode number, give me the number of the episode in that season, not the number of the episode overall (ex. the last episode of the second season is 12- 12 episodes in Season 2- not 17 (17th episode overall). So good luck.

Kramer can't get his core temperature back up.                             Episode        
Elaine spends too much time looking for a grape.                          Episode        
George scores a job with the Yankees                                          Episode        
Jerry's afraid of the Lopper                                                           Episode        
Newmania hits the airwaves (or mailboxes)                                   Episode        
Kramer tries to save a "pigman"                                                   Episode        
The Seinfelds scorn Jerry for making out during "Schindler's List"    Episode        

Now add those numbers up and tell me the Episode title that corresponds with that number overall.  (Example) If the numbers added up to 169, you'd tell me "The Finale."  Go by Ivy's Seinfeld Episode Guide to help you. 

Final Answer:  Episode      


Send answers to: Andy
by Friday, Dec 8th.
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Ivy's Stuff

Seinfeld's Good Manners
Don't show your friend an apartment that you want to keep for yourself.

Crazy Ideas
George: Using evens/odds to determine who will get an apartment.

Kramer: Using Bran and "The Big E" to remedy a chronic "problem."


Terms & Phrases
Postmaster-General - 1) A man who dresses up in funny pants delivering pottery catalogues door-to-door.  2) A man whose job is to By God get things done (and make whiners cry).

(Thanks to Andy)
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Food Trivia
By: Andy
TOP

Last Week
In which episode was Jerry and George talking about how confusing Salsa and Seltzer sound similar?

Answer

The Pitch

Winners
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mailto:YoYoMa1839
mailto:Larla1128

This Week
What food does Jerry not know why he buys because it's "Only good for a day?"

Send Food Answers to: Andy by Friday, Dec 8th.
Please - no descriptions. Send me the episode title.
Here's an episode guide that may help (
Episode List)
Thanks!
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Spoofs!
TOP

I was just watching the "Yogurt" episode (i tape all the re-runs) and Llyod Braun  comes by George's parent's house, and they mention he's an advisor to Mayor Denkins, The Mayor of New York.  Well, in the same episode when Jerry and Elaine get the yogurt tested for fat, the chemist says "here's is Mayor Guiliani's blood sample."  Go figure.
(Thanks to N0toyz4 OJ|at|aol.com)

In the episode where George moves back home, he says his mother has never "laughed or cracked a smile", but in almost every episode she's in, she is always at least smiling, except for that one episode when they say that.
(Thanks to N0toyz4 OJ|at|aol.com)


Know of a spoof, any mistake you found on Seinfeld?
Please e-mail them to anyone of us, thanks!


Ivy   Chris   Vinney   Allie   Andy   James
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Seinfeld Quotes
By: Vinney Dee
TOP


Vinney's Picks (or No Pick)
"That's a hard minute. It's like standing in the shower waiting for the conditioner to work." - George in "The Busboy"

"The male kangaroo has pouch envy." - Elaine

"All right! But hear me, and hear me well! The day will come. Oh yes, mark my words, Seinfeld! Your day of reckoning is coming when an evil wind will blow through your little play world and wipe that smug smile off your face! And I'll be there, in all my glory, watching - watching as it all comes crumbling down!" - Newman

From the Fans
"Fake, fake, fake, fake." - Elaine (from KWeiler854)

"Too many days, too much to do. It's all so convenient, isn't it, you fiend!"  -Newman
(from Buckphila)

Send in your quotes!
Click here.

Last Week
"Believe me, you can count on Slippery Pete." - Kramer
What was Slippery Pete going to do?

Answer
Slippery Pete was going to rig the Frogger game so that it could run on a battery without losing George's high score.

Winners
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Quote Trivia for this week
"Vault's not good, too many people know the combination" --Jerry
What is the combination? Hint: The vault is reference to Elaine's ability to keep a secret.  

Do you know who this is? If so
E-mail me with your answer!
Responses must be recieved
by Friday, Dec 8th.

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