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December 24, 2001
Sein Language
The Bi-Weekly Seinfeld E-mail Newsletter
And Internet Newsletter:
Sein Language Online!

(For NON AOL Subscribers!)
http://www.geocities.com/seinlangnl
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Writers:

Ivy                    Seinfeld10|at|aol.com
Chris
                Seinlang|at|home.com
Vinney
                VDiMattina|at|aol.com
Allie
                Allie52927|at|aol.com
Andy                Johntrvlt1|at|aol.com

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News
By: Ivy
TOP

I have a Mailing List...
All I send you is: upcoming episodes for the next 2 weeks.
(Great idea for those of you who are taping the show!)
To be added (If you are not already on) Click here
, then click yes.

Remember: Those who don't have AOL, can click:
Sein Language Online!

(will be on later monday night)

Hey guys. Sorry the newlsetter is soooo late. I have been sooo busy this past couple of weeks. My brother got married two weeks ago, I finished school, I have been working over 50 hours a week, still babysitting, my brothers' and moms' birthday was last week, my sister-in-laws' and dads birthday was this weekend, I went to Orlando this past weekend for another wedding, was out all night, had no sleep this weekend, Hannukah was crazy, I had a friend that came in from Orlando for a week, my boyfriend and I had a 5 year anniversary, ah, what else, my best friends' birthday is next week on New Years, ahhhh. I don't know if I'm coming or going.  :o)
So, sorry again for the newsletter being out 2 weeks late. I got tons of e-mails asking if we're still doing the newsletter, lol. Of course we are. We're all going to be old with grey hair, and we're still going to write, haha.

Sein Language would also like to wish everyone a belated Happy Hannkah, a wonderful Festivus, a Merry Christmas, and a Happy and Healthy New Year. See you next year!

Reminder...
(The first week of the newsletter)
Monday night chat & Tuesday night chat (Dec. 24 & 25). Both at 9pm eastern.
Monday night will be held on my web page in the chat room.

Ivy's Seinfeld Page
(and click on chat room). It will be hosted by Dfrank1068 (Frank) and myself. It will be a Seinfeld chat and trivia.
Tuesday night will be held in a chat room on AOL. Yeah, sorry guys, this is only for AOL subcribers. It will be held in Arts and Entertainment - Seinfeld Trivia
. This too will be hosted by Frank and myself, but this will be ALL trivia! So, see you all then.  :o)

Again...
I need a favor from all of you. Well, this is actually to those who have seen Jerry live this past year. I am trying to gather as much of his new stand up as I can. I have quite a lot so far, but I would like more. As much as you could think of would be great, anything in detail. Take your time and try to remember. Please send anything you can think of to me! Thanks a bunch!

Once again...
MANY MANY MANY of you are asking me for Seinfeld episodes on tape. Now, I do have them, but I am not selling them nor taping them. I do not have the time. Sorry. However, there is a way we may be able to help, thanks to Chris. He made a so-called "trading club on yahoo." This is a great way for people from all over to trade/sell with one another. Here's the link:
Seinfeld Video Exchange


Wishing you a happy b-day!
Sein Language would like to wish YOU a Happy Birthday!
If you would like to receive a birthday greeting on your special day, please e-mail Seinfeld10|at|aol.com
(or click here) with your first name and your b-day.

If anyone has any news on Seinfeld or comments on the newsletter, we would love to hear them!

Thanks!
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This Week On Seinfeld
By: Ivy


Dec 24 Monday - The Kiss Hello
Dec 24 Monday - The Ex-Girlfriend
Dec 25 Tuesday - The Beard
Dec 25 Tuesday - The Pony Remark
Dec 26 Wednesday - The Doorman
Dec 26 Wednesday - The Busboy
Dec 27 Thursday - The Jimmy
Dec 27 Thursday - The Baby Shower
Dec 28 Friday - The Doodle
Dec 28 Friday - The Jacket
Dec 29 Saturaday - The Fusilli Jerry
Dec 30 Sunday - The Diplomats Club
Dec 31 Monday - The Understudy
Dec 31 Monday - The Apartment
Jan 1 Tuesday - The Facepainter
Jan 1 Tuesday - The Stranded
Jan 2 Wednesday - Highlights of a Hundred (Part 1 of 2)
Jan 2 Wednesday - The Statue
Jan 3 Thursday - Highlights of a Hundred (Part 2 of 2)
Jan 3 Thursday - The Heart Attack
Jan 4 Friday - The Engagement
Jan 4 Friday - The Revenge
Jan 5 Saturday - The Postponement

Go here to find scripts for these episodes:
Thanks to Ian's Seinfeld Scripts

NewsGuys Seinfeld Lists
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Pick Of The Week
By: Chris

Jan 1 Tuesday - The Facepainter

George and his girlfriend discuss toilet paper and he is in love. Elaine's boyfriend paints his face and his behavior at a hockey game, disturbs Jerry, Elaine and a passing priest. A monkey throws a banana peel at Kramer, when he throws it back, the monkey becomes depressed and the zoo demands an apology. George tries to tell his girlfriend that he loves her, but her reaction surprises him. Jerry refuses to give the "necessary" follow-up courtesy thank you for the hockey tickets and Kramer is outraged.
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Sound Of The Week
By: Chris

TOP

Well I hope you all had the chance to listen to the sound from last week. And by popular demand this week's sound is what George made of "The Greatest American Hero" Theme into his own answering machine messege
. Enjoy!

What sound would you like to see featured?
E-mail
me and I'll try my best!
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Sein Language's
"Top Ten!"
By: Ivy

Top Ten Newman Quotes


10) For me the next millennium must be Jerry-free.
9) Celebrate the millennium with Newmanium!
8) All right! But hear me and hear me well - The day will come. Oh yes, mark my words, Seinfeld - your day of reckoning is coming. When an evil wind will blow through your little playworld, and wipe that smug smile off your face. And I'll be there, in all my glory, watching - watching as it all comes crumbling down.
7) Damn, the mail is slow.
6) It must have been...lost in the mail!
5) Excellent, ahh.....excellent.
4) I'll tell you a little secret about zip codes. They're meaningless.
3) Work? It's raining. I called in sick. I don't work in the rain.
2) Hello,.....Jerry.
1) When you control the mail, you control....information!

Do you have of a good top ten idea you'd like for me to do, please e-mail me!
Ivy
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The Stand In
This Week By: SugarPlumbFairyJ


Last Week
Name up to three products that are commonly referred to by a brand name. (Example: Saran Wrap, Xerox, etc.) If your answer is unique from the other answers, I will give you credit. You may use your word in a sentence if it doesn't make sense on its own. (Example: "I need to make a Xerox of this page.")

Mentioned more than once:
Kleenex
Snapple
Schnapps - the key to Elaine's vault
Jr. Mints
Pez

The answers listed below were not mentioned twice and apply to the question. Some answers were good Seinfeld references, but not pertinent to the question.

Winners

LdyLara|at|aol.com
Scotch tape
(a) Sharpie

Creed5075|at|aol.com
Prell
Drake's Coffee cakes

oconnor_p2|at|hccanet.org
Kenny's Roasters - Kramer yelling, "Kenny!"

Zup999|at|aol.com
Coke
Budweiser

SugarPlumbFairyJ|at|aol.com
Suburban (i always thought it was a type of car, its just a brand thingie though)   

JujjyFruit|at|aol.com   
Oreos "you mean u don't eat oreos?"-Kramer in the one with the yogurt
JujyFruits
Timberland shoes (like what George wore in the Backwards episode)

PoetAl Orlando|at|aol.com
Yoo Hoo
Pepsi


LCCNTRYROX|at|aol.com (honorable mention)

Thanks again to KelSpirit12|at|aol.com!

This Week - NAMES!!!
1) What is George's middle name?
2) What is Elaine's middle name?
3) What is Susan's middle name?
4) What does the J in J. Peterman stand for?
5) Who did the voice for George Steinbrenner?

Respond to the trivia by sending E-mail to SugarPlumbFairyJ
Responses must be received by
Wed., Jan 2nd.
Remember: you need to get ALL trivia right!
Don't just answer one, if you need help, e-mail me and I'll be more than happy as to give you hints.

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Silly Little Bios
By: Chris
TOP

Last Week
Owen March

Winners

JujjyFruit|at|aol.com
PoetAlOrlando|at|aol.com
SayVandelay1|at|aol.com
Yorkcountyglass|at|aol.com
Tingrin1884|at|aol.com
Ktbyrnie|at|aol.com
LOVBOWLING|at|aol.com
RhodeDawg|at|aol.com
UM4ME|at|aol.com
Seinfeld10|at|aol.com
Amit13|at|aol.com


This Week
This is another character we never met but he eventually won the race for president of Del Boca Vista Phase III. Kramer took himself out of the race after he bought all the "high ups" of the condo a "Willard" instead of a Wizard. So, who eventually won that race and beat Kramer? HINT: We not know his real name but he has a condition that makes him stand out. This may be a tough one....

Do you know who this is? If so E-mail
me with your answer!
Responses must be received by
Wed., Jan 2nd.
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The Lucky Person is...
kryptonizer got interviewed this week!
By: Ivy
TOP


Seinfeld10:   Thank you Gautam for taking the time to do this interview with me.
kryptonizer:   My pleasure.
kryptonizer:   Thank you for interviewing me.
Seinfeld10:   So, please tell me, what is your favorite Seinfeld episode and why?
kryptonizer:   I have two: The candy bar lineup, and the soup nazi.
kryptonizer:   I would have to say the candybar line up
Seinfeld10:   Ah, the Dealership, with the twix.
kryptonizer:   Because of the hilarity of Kramer and his driving beyond the gas-tank meter.
kryptonizer:   I thought that that was the funniest thing ever--to think that no one has thought of something like that. I mean how do they know? How do they know that that is the exact point where your gas is done? Most people trust it and just fill up, but have you ever ventured beyond?
kryptonizer:   And then George has to have the worst bad luck possible with the security guard eating all the candy bars. 
Seinfeld10:   Man, all my friends know, I personally never go by that thing, lol. The most I have ever drove with the line under the E was 5 days, and I had no worries. - Yeah, he went through the ordeal with the twix bars, with the line up and all, and he never saved any for himself.
Seinfeld10:   That's George for you, lol.
kryptonizer:   lol
kryptonizer:   I also especially like the Soup Nazi. I was in Manhattan during the summer, and I had the privilege of going to his actual soup kitchen.
Seinfeld10:   Oh really? I would love to go. How is it?
kryptonizer:   I have to say that in real life he is quite a nasty fellow as well, but he will always be a Seinfeld celebrity.
Seinfeld10:   Do you have to order the same way?
kryptonizer:   The soup is good, but you have to watch it.  Its more of a booth, rather then a restaurant. No, he is a little bit nicer in real life, but essentially, the idea is the same.
kryptonizer:   I asked if he would pose for me and all I recieved was a loud grunt and no pose.  
kryptonizer:   lol, yes.
kryptonizer:   I believe his name is Al.
Seinfeld10:   I bet people try to take his picture!
kryptonizer:   hehe.
kryptonizer:   yea.
Seinfeld10:   So, what did you order there?
kryptonizer:   I think it was a cream of celery soup
kryptonizer:   It was delicious!
Seinfeld10:   Next time you go, you need to send me some. :o)
kryptonizer:   lol
Seinfeld10:   So, who is your favorite character?
kryptonizer:   I would have to say Kramer, because of his spontaneousness. He does the most insane things, such as reversing his peephole, and getting a hot tub in the middle of his apartment.
kryptonizer:   I mean, his ideas are SO wacky!
kryptonizer:   I love it when he acts as if he owns Jerry's apartment.
Seinfeld10:   Yeah, like the Voice. I like how he has a complete stranger (Darren) wonder around his house and he's like, "Oh, that's Darrenm don't worry about him" LOL.
kryptonizer:   LOL
Seinfeld10:   He comes and goes it that place like it's his.
kryptonizer:   lol, he acts as if nothing is the big deal
kryptonizer:   Ohh man, Michael Richards is an awesome actor in Seinfeld. I'm very dissapointed his show didnt work out.
Seinfeld10:   I didn't care for his show.
kryptonizer:   But then again, after Seinfeld, nothing will ever be the same.
Seinfeld10:   That's for sure.
Seinfeld10:   Ok, you said Kramer is your favorite character, what do you think is his craziest idea he has ever done?
kryptonizer:   Umm, I have to say the idea of having rickshaws in New York was pretty amusing.  I mean the rickshaw is one of the most crude means of transportation, and in a bustling city like New York...lol, thats the funniest idea I have ever heard!
kryptonizer:   Also, his crazy sleeping pattern. I  beleive it was sleeping twenty minutes every four hours? Something like that, and then he comes to Jerry and asks to play a game at 4am..LOL
Seinfeld10:   Yeah, the sleeping was really funny. There have been so many though that I can't really think of one that I like the most.
Seinfeld10:   One last question for you, what is your favorite Kramer quote?
kryptonizer:   Hmmm.... thats a tough one
Seinfeld10:   Yeah, it is.  :o)
kryptonizer:   I would have to say in the smoking episode. 
Jerry - "You've experienced a lifetime of smoking in 72 hours. What did you expect?"
Kramer - "Emphsyma, birth defects, cancer"
Kramer - "Jerry, my life is my livelihood, everything I have - I owe to this face, my allure, my twinkling"
Jerry - "God, your teeth are all brown."
Kramer - "Look away, I'm, im hideous."
kryptonizer:   Yea, the way he says it..LOL..its the most funniest thing I have ever heard of in my life!
Seinfeld10:   Yeah, he's a funny guy. Well, thanks again for taking the time to do this interview with me. Is there any last words you would like to say to the crowd?
kryptonizer:   Keep watching Seinfeld!  We want it during primetime tv forever!
kryptonizer:   hehe
Seinfeld10:   Thanks again!  :o)
kryptonizer:   My pleasure.


What to be the next person to be interviewed?
Put me on your buddy list and IM me anytime after 9 (eastern time).
Send a e-mail to Ivy

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Trivia
By: Andy
TOP


HEY, DO YOU HAVE IDEAS FOR TRIVIA QUESTIONS? SEND THEM TO ME!
****NOTE: ANSWERING JUST THE IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION DOES NOT MAKE YOU A TRIVIA MASTER, SO PLEASE RESPOND TO ALL TRIVIA, NOT JUST ONE QUESTION! IF YOU DON'T RESPOND TO ALL TRIVIA, I CAN'T GIVE YOU FULL CREDIT. (I WILL SEND BACK HINTS IF ANSWER(S) ARE INCORRECT, SO TAKE A SHOT). THANKS!


LAST WEEKS TRIVIA - MUSIC
1) Elaine got shushed by this song.
-Desperado
2) Elaine guessed this song for her boss.
-Next Stop, Pottersville
3) George used this song to help him with a project he didn't even know about.
-Downtown
4) This song was sang by George in The Jacket.
-Master of the House
5) This song was played in The Final, yup, by Green Day.
-Time of Your Life

Winners
PKeenoy
|at|aol.com
Creed5075
|at|aol.com
LOVBOWLING
|at|aol.com
LCCNTRYROX
|at|aol.com
Sanmich
|at|aol.com
JujjyFruit
|at|aol.com

IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION
This song was sang by Miss Rhode Island in The Chaperone.
-A Most Unusual Day

Impossible Winners

Creed5075
|at|aol.com
LOVBOWLING
|at|aol.com
LCCNTRYROX
|at|aol.com
JujjyFruit
|at|aol.com

Trivia Masters

Creed5075
|at|aol.com
LOVBOWLING
|at|aol.com
LCCNTRYROX
|at|aol.com
JujjyFruit
|at|aol.com

THIS WEEKS TRIVIA - GAMES!
1) In The Stakeout, what game was Jerry and his mom playing where Kramer phrased the line, "Quone: to quone something?"
2) What game did Kramer and Newman play that they took very seriously?
3) In the Cigar Store Indian, what card game was Elaine and her friends playing?
4) What game was George and the Bubble Boy playing?
5) What game is played by Jerry's penis and brain to determine if he should date a woman?

Impossible Question
What game did Estelle and her friends play in The Handicapped Spot?



Respond to the trivia by sending E-mail to Andy
Responses must be received by
Wed., Jan 2nd.
Remember: you need to get ALL trivia right!
Don't just answer one, if you need help, e-mail me and I'll be more than happy as to give you hints.

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Celebrities on Seinfeld
By: Chris

Last week
Celeste? Bovary? Mulva? Nipple?
What's her REAL name?

Answer
Susan Walters

Winners
JujjyFruit|at|aol.com
MSimon6986|at|aol.com


This Week
What star of the "Beverly Hills Cop" Trilogy and Beethoven's 3rd played Elaine's boyfriend who always took the Seinfelds out while they were in New York?


Send answers to: Chris

by Wed., Jan 2nd.
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Guess?
By: Allie

Last Week
What type of dispenser did Kramer come up with?

Answer
Roll out tie dispenser

Winners
LauLiPoP 114885
|at|aol.com
RhodeDawg
|at|aol.com
Creed5075
|at|aol.com
LOVBOWLING
|at|aol.com
Shembee05
|at|aol.com
SugarPlumbFairyJ
|at|aol.com

This Week
What was the name of the woman who owned Pudo Mayo and Cinco de Mayo?

Send answers to: Allie
Wed., Jan 2nd.
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Remember the Time When...
By: Ivy


Sandy angreed with the Manage A Trois?

George: Hey, what happened with Sandy. I forgot all about it. Did you call her?
Jerry: Yeah, I did. In fact I went over there.
George: So what happened? She throw you out? Eh?
Jerry: No actually, she took it pretty well.
George: So what happened?
Jerry: She's into it.
George: Into what?
Jerry: The manage. And not only that. She just called me and said she talked to the roommate and the roomate's into the manage too.
George: That's unbelievable.
Jerry: Oh, it's a scene man.
George: Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank god that you know me and have access to my dementia?
Jerry: What are you talking about? I'm not going to do it.
George: You're not going to do it? What do you mean, You're not going to do it?
Jerry: I can't. I'm not an orgy guy.
George: Are you crazy? This is like discovering Plutonium ...by accident.
Jerry: Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirso lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends....Naw, I'm not ready for it.
George: If only something like that could happen to me.
Jerry: Oh, shut up you couldn't do it either.
George: I know.

Thanks to BFS07|at|aol.com


If anyone has any ideas to make this better or moments that they want "remembered," e-mail me.
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Reader's Poll
By: Andy

Last Week's Question:
If you could take any ONE of the characters out for the day, who would you take, why, and where would you take them?

It would have to to be David Puddy..I'd take him to my bedroom..so he could do the "move" on me..hehe..hey!..who cares if he stole that move from Jerry!
Creed5075|at|aol.com

I would take Elaine to the mall. Why? Cuz she's alot of fun and I, Hannah Nickerson likes fun!!!!!!!!!
Yorkcountyglass|at|aol.com

elaine- jerrys too neurotic, georges too cheap, kramers too off the wall to a yankees game and get her kicked out hahaha
Zup999|at|aol.com

I would take Jerry out because I LOVE his stand up so maybe he would end the date with one of his shows and figure if we went back to his appartment more likely then not I would get to meet the rest of the gang.  I'm pretty sneaky, hehehe.
JujjyFruit|at|aol.com


This Week's Question:
In The Deal, Jerry had a hard time finding something for Elaine's birthday. Being in the position that he was in, and if you were Jerry, what would YOU have gotten Elaine for her birthday?

Send all poll responses to: Andy

by Wed., Jan 2nd.

Note: The Seinfeld NL writers have the right to edit any poll responses that we do not feel are appropriate for the Newsletter.


Do you know of a poll you would like seen on here?
E-mail me
and let me know!
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Did you know? Seinfacts!
By: Allie

Elaine's boyfriend who is obsessed with the eagles song "Desperado", is the same actor who plays Elaine's boyfriend,"The Wiz". He also plays Elaine's boyfriend obsessed with Farmen furniture.
pg.belanger|at|sympatico.ca

Jason Alexander is the KFC spokesman.
pg.belanger|at|sympatico.ca

Have a fact? Please e-mail me!

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Stand Up
By: Chris
TOP

Many of you have E-mailed me saying you really enjoy this Seinfeld bit so here we go again!

I had a parakeet that used to fly around the house and crash into those huge mirrors my mother put in. Ever heard of this interior design principle, that a mirror makes it seem like you have an entire other room?  What kind of jerk walks up to a mirror and goes, "Hey look, there's a whole other room in there. There's a guy that looks just like me in there." Butthe parakeet would fall for this. I'd let him out of his cage, he'd fly right into the mirror. And I'd always think, "Even if he thinks the mirrors another room, why doesn't he at least try to avoid hitting the other parakeet?"
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"Quote" Finisher/Locator
By: Andy

Last week's Quote Finisher
"Here's to those who wish us well..."


Answer
"...and those who don't, can go to hell."

by Elaine in The Little Kicks

Winners
LdyLara
|at|aol.com
FarleyZ 57
|at|aol.com
Stephie0385|at|aol.com
Mannly420
|at|aol.com
PT Money7
|at|aol.com
Shembee05
|at|aol.com
RhodeDawg
|at|aol.com
Creed5075
|at|aol.com
LOVBOWLING
|at|aol.com
Ktbyrnie
|at|aol.com
PierceMeAgain10
|at|aol.com
Glu snifr
|at|aol.com
lfountain|at|ips-inc.com

Zup999
|at|aol.com
SugarPlumbFairyJ
|at|aol.com
Sanmich
|at|aol.com
Tingrin1884
|at|aol.com
AofSpades7
|at|aol.com
Feelalrite1
|at|aol.com
JujjyFruit
|at|aol.com
Bosko1627
|at|aol.com
PoetAl Orlando
|at|aol.com

This Week's Quote Locator
"When you control the mail, you control....information!"

What episode is this from?


Send answers to: Andy
by Wed., Jan 2nd.
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Ivy's Stuff

Seinfeld's Good Manners
You need only keep a thankyou card for two days after receiving it, unless you have a mantle.

Crazy Ideas
Kramer - A periscope for the car so you can see the traffic.
bondjedi007|at|bol.com.br

Kramer - Live in his shower, even inserting a garbage disposal in it.
zell_0082|at|yahoo.com

Terms & Phrases
Switch, The - when a man dates a woman, then switches to dating her roommate because the 1st woman never laughs, while the 2nd one does.
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Food Trivia
By: Allie
TOP

Last Week
What non-kosher breakfast did Kramer prepare in the Hamptons?

***CORRECTION: The question should have been What non-kosher breakfast did GEORGE prepare in the Hamptons?

Thanks to
RhodeDawg    , Creed5075    , Shembee05 and SugarPlumbFairyJ    for catching my mistake!


Answer

Eggs and Lobster

Winners
LOVBOWLING
|at|aol.com
Mannly420
|at|aol.com
RhodeDawg
|at|aol.com   
Shembee05
|at|aol.com   
Stephie0385
|at|aol.com
JGOR316
|at|aol.com
tdigiano2|at|yahoo.com
   
mabissy|at|yahoo.com

BOWLING
|at|aol.com
PT Money7
|at|aol.com   
Feelalrite1
|at|aol.com
JujjyFruit
|at|aol.com
AmyClem2
|at|aol.com
LCCNTRYROX
|at|aol.com
SugarPlumbFairyJ
|at|aol.com
Sanmich
|at|aol.com
Tingrin1884
|at|aol.com
Say Vandelay1
|at|aol.com
Zup999
|at|aol.com   
PierceMeAgain10
|at|aol.com

This Week
What brand of beans did Elaine have to feed to her older boyfriend Owen?

Send Food Answers to: Allie by Wed., Jan 2nd.
Please - no descriptions (if asked the name of an episode).
Send me the episode title.
Here's an episode guide that may help (Episode List
)
Thanks!
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Spoofs!
TOP

Whenever Jerry and George work on their pilot together, Jerry writes with his LEFT hand.  Also some people said that he IS left-handed. However, in the "Implant" episode, he tells Elaine that "George is left-handed. He can't go right." And then he says, "I'm RIGHT-handed.  I can't go left." Later in that episode, he asks his girlfriend, if he could sit to the left of her, so he could put his RIGHT arm around her.  He "likes to sit to the left of people because it makes him feel like he is driving."
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In "The Outing", Jerry gets a 2-line phone, and Sharon calls him on his first line. But, George calls him on the second line before he gets a telephone number for it.
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