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November 4, 2001
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1) I need a favor from all of you. Well, this is actually to those who have seen Jerry live this past year. I am trying to gather as much of his new stand up as I can. I have quite a lot so far, but I would like more. As much as you could think of would be great, anything in detail. Take your time and try to remember. Please send anything you can think of to me! Thanks a bunch!
2) Ok, we're going to do the chat room thing again.Yeah, remember that? lol. Ok, here's the deal....It's going to be on Monday and Tuesday nights. Monday nights at 9pm eastern time on my web page, go to the chat room (Ivy's Seinfeld Page) and type in a name for yourself. On Tuesday nights at 9pm easten time (for AOL only) click on this link: Arts and Entertainment - Seinfeld Trivia. Monday nights will be both a Seinfeld chat and trivia, but Tuesday nights will be all trivia. It will be hosted by Dfrank1068 (Frank). Frank is the trivia wizard! Hehe. So, hope to see you all there!!
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This Week On Seinfeld
Nov 4 Sunday - The Opera
Nov 5 Monday - The Virgin
Nov 5 Monday - The Van Buren Boys
Nov 6 Tuesday - The Contest
Nov 6 Tuesday - The Susie
Nov 7 Wednesday - The Airport
Nov 7 Wednesday - The Pothole
Nov 8 Thursday - The Pick
Nov 8 Thursday - The English Patient
Nov 9 Friday - The Visa
Nov 9 Friday - The Nap
Nov 10 Saturday - The Movie
Nov 11 Sunday - The Outing
Nov 12 Monday - The Shoes
Nov 12 Monday - The Yada Yada
Nov 13 Tuesday - The Old Man
Nov 13 Tuesday - The Millennium
Nov 14 Wednesday - The Implant
Nov 14 Wednesday - The Muffin Tops
Nov 15 Thursday - The Handicap Spot
Nov 15 Thursday - The Summer of George
Nov 16 Friday - The Junior Mint
Nov 16 Friday - The Butter Shave
Nov 17 Saturday - The Smelly Car
Go here to find scripts for these episodes:
Thanks to Ian's Seinfeld Scripts
NewsGuys Seinfeld Lists
Pick Of The Week
Wednesday, November, 7
When their flight home gets canceled, Jerry & Elaine gets on another flight, the latter gets cramped into coach and Jerry parties in 1st class with a model. George and Kramer go between JFK and La Guardia to pick them up. When they settle on an airport George meets a convict and Kramer sees a man who owes him $240 from years ago.
Sound Of The Week
Hey Seinfeld fans well this week I've decided to give a small tribute to Mandelbaum with his whole Worlds Greatest Dad talk with Jerry. Well, that's about it for this week. Have a great week!
What sound would you like to see featured?
E-mail me and I'll try my best!
Top Ten Jobs George Had
(Taken from the FAQ)
10) As a teenager George worked at Dairy Queen. He left because he put his feet in the ice maker.
9) He worked as a car parker for Sid. He would park cars along the streets. He left because he caused several accidents and disrupted the filming of a Woddy Allen movie.
8) He was a Real Estate Agent for Rick Bar Properties. He left because his boss wouldn't share his private bathroom.
7) He was a hand model for Specialty Models. He modeled one wristwatch. He left because he burned his hands on a hot iron in 'puffy shirt' incident.
6) He was a sales Rep. for Sanlak (rest stop supplies) He was able to reorganized the Penske file. He left because he was never really hired in the first place.
5) He worked for Krueger Industrial Smoothing
4) He was a manuscript reader for Pendant Publishing. He left because he didn't realize sex with the cleaning woman was 'frowned upon".
3) He was in computer sales for "Costanza and Son". He left because he faked a sale of 50 PCs to Art Vandelay.
2) He was an assistant to the Travelling Secretary for the New York Yankees
He was able to switch the uniforms from polyester to cotton. He left because he was traded to Tyler Chicken in Little Rock.
1) He worked at Play Now (sporting goods). He pretended to be handicapped. He would not leave. Eventually the company went bankrupt.
Yup, George had bad luck with jobs! :o)
Do you have of a good top ten idea you'd like for me to do, please e-mail me!
The Stand In
This Week By: BCALLALILLY
1. Who's new sofa did Poppy pee on? (Take the first letter) Jerry's
2. What would George's Name Be if he were a porno star? (Take the second letter) Buck Naked
3. What did George want to name his baby (spell it out)? (Take the fifth letter) Seven
4. Elaine is an anti-fur vegetarian who sometimes eats what? (Take the second letter) Fish
5. What did Jerry call his favorite T-Shirt? (Take the second letter) Golden Boy
6. George can't carry a pen because he's afraid it will puncture his what? (Take the third letter) Scrotum
7. What was on Kramer's personalized liscense plate? (Take the fourth letter) ASSMAN
8. What other personality does George have besides Relationship George? (Take the first letter) Independent George
9. Who was the "chunky that left these chunkies?" (Take the sixth letter) Newman
10. Newman says, "When you control the mail, you control" what? (Take the eighth letter) Information
When you have taken all of the specified letters and put them together in order, you will come up with a two-word item that pertains to Seinfeld. What is it?
FINAL ANSWER: JUNIOR MINT
That's right, it IS very refreshing.
Thanks again to Amit for his great Trivia Game!
This week's Stand In was done by BCALLALILLY, who chose to do a Top Ten.
Thanks again! :o)
Top Ten Celebrities that have Appeared as Themselves
10) Geraldo Rivera [Male Unbonding] [The Finale]
Rivera: Hi everybody, I'm Geraldo Rivera. Tonight we'll be talking about what most of you have probably been discussing in your homes, and around the water coolers in your offices. I am speaking of course of the controversial Good Samaritan trial that gets underway Thursday in Latham, Massachusetts. Now before we meet our distinguished panel, let's go to Latham live, where Jane Wells is standing by. Jane...
9) Bette Midler [The Understudy]
Better: "Talk to me when you get some talent."
8) Jim Fowler [The Merv Griffin Show]
Jerry: Jim Fowler? The animal guy from "Wild Kingdom" is coming to your apartment?
7) Fred Savage [The Trip]
Kramer: Hey. Oh, did I frighten you? I'm not crazy. I mean, I may look weird, but I'm just like you, I'm just a regular guy just trying to make it in this business. You know I really like your work, the, uh...
6) Jane Leeves [The Virgin] [The Contest]
Jerry: She reorganizes your closet and shows you how to maximize your closet space. She looked into my closet.
5) Molly Shannon [The Summer of George]
Elaine: It's like she's carrying invisible suitcases.
4) Raquel Welch [The Summer of George][The Yada Yada]
Kramer: Well, it seems that due to the vagaries of the production parameters of this fragmenting of the audience to the cable television, carnivals, water parks...
Raquel: Out with it!
Kramer: Well, you're fired because you don't move your arms when you tap dance, you're like a gorilla out there I've gotta go...
3) Dan Cortese [The Stall]
Jerry: Elaine, he's a..he's a male bimbo, he's a bimbo.
Elaine: He's not a bimbo, he's an exciting, charismatic man. He just happened to have a perfect face.
2) Teri Hatcher [The Implant]
"They're real, and they're spectacular." - Sidra
1) Janeane Garofalo [The Invitations]
Jerry: No it's true. This woman saved my life. I was crossing the street .I was almost hit by a car...and then we talked and the whole thing just seemed like a dream.
Kramer: If a guy saved your life you'd be in love with him too.
Jerry: No, no this woman is different , she's incredible. she's just like me. She talks like me, she acts like me. She even ordered cereal at a restaurant. We even have the same initials. Wait a minute, I just realised what's going on.
Jerry: Now I know what I've been looking for all these years......myself!
Silly Little Bios
He was one of Elaine's boyfriends early on. He was adopted and was given a very strange name. In fact he was given the same name as a famous New York serial killer. So Elaine and this character tried to decide on a new name. He liked Todd and Elaine liked Remmy. In the end they broke up over the argument. Do you know what this characters original name was?
Do you know who this is? If so E-mail me with your answer!
Responses must be received by Wed., Nov 14 th.
The Lucky Person is...
Arniekins1 got interviewed this week!
Seinfeld10: Thank You Aaron for taking the time to do this interview with me.
Arniekins1: Thanks for taking the time TO interview me.
Seinfeld10: My pleasure. :o) You sent me an e-mail a couple of days ago telling me about a show you saw, Jerry of course. Where was this at?
Arniekins1: It was at the Fox theater in St. Louis.
Arniekins1: It was the best night of my life!
Seinfeld10: I know! Simply amazing! Can you tell me about it?
Arniekins1: Well we got there about an hour before the opening act came out, I think his name was Chuck Martin... he was really funny and got the crowd all ready for Jerry.
Arniekins1: then he introduced big Jerry and everyone roared and Jerry kinda peaked out from behind the curtain
Arniekins1: Then he did stand up for about an hour and a half or so, and came back out and answered questions, ending it with "Hello Newman"
Arniekins1: It made me so sad because I had been looking forward to the night for months and it went by so fast!
Seinfeld10: Chuck Martin, I think that's the same guy I saw. He's awesome for an opening act. Did he talk about tailgating? I loved that bit!....Yeah, it did end very fast. :o(
Arniekins1: i dont remember, what did he say about tailgating?
Seinfeld10: He was perfect for touring with Jerry. He reminded me exactly of Jerry, same kinda humor. He was talking about people (cars) tailgating. And he ended the bit by saying, "oh sorry I didn't get here sooner, but there was a bike rack in the way!" LOL.
Arniekins1: oh yeah he did, that was the best... also he talked about ATMs at casinos. He was saying how that was the only game he could win, the money just keeps coming out!
Seinfeld10: Yeah! I remember that one! Great stuff!!!
Seinfeld10: Can you remember any of Jerry's bits? Maybe a favorite?
Arniekins1: I liked when he was talking about girls who wear sparkles on their faces... "She had me so disoriented, she's amazing! What just happened?"
Seinfeld10: Can't forget the lipliner, lol.
Arniekins1: Yes the lipliner, I considered that quite humorous.
Seinfeld10: How about his bit on baby diappers? Why is it that baby products always have to have a picture of a goddamn baby on it? What is it that I think I'm trying to buy when I go to pick up Huggies? "These aren't elegant dinner napkins! These look like something that you wipe a babies ass with!"
Arniekins1: I didn't find that quite as humorous as some other stuff but it was good.
Seinfeld10: Well, what else can you remember that you liked?
Arniekins1: When Jerry talked about St. Louis, the "gateway city" and how it wasn't really a gate since there was no fence. I had never thought about that... hahaha
Seinfeld10: Hehe, funny...So, sounds like you had a fun time. So tell me, what is your favorite Seinfeld episode and why?
Arniekins1: I guess it would have to be "The Library" just because Mr. Bookman is so funny and he takes the stupid overdue library book so seriously. When jerry asks "what is your problem" he says, "whats my problem? punks like you, thats my problem" and Jerry is the most harmless guy.
Arniekins1: I also like the one with Darren, Kramer's assistant.
Seinfeld10: Ah, that's the Voice, That's my favorite!
Arniekins1: When Jerry tells Kramer that elaine is now coming to lunch, kramer says what? when did this happen? DARREN!
Arniekins1: and when Kramer is talking to the dean of internship and he says, "... And with Darren's help, we'll GET that chicken!"
Seinfeld10: Haha, yeah! And how about when Darren was looking through Jerry's drawers, Kramer says, "Oh, that's Darren, don't worry about him." LOL
Arniekins1: haha yeah the hilarity in that episode did not stop
Seinfeld10: And that's why it's my fav. Hey, who is your favorite character? Arniekins1: George Louis Costanza
Arniekins1: Just watching him get in these hopeless relationships and his hilarious lines
Arniekins1: "Bald men with no jobs, who live with their parents, do not approach strange women..." haha.
Arniekins1: he's the most pathetic guy but also the most hilarious.
Seinfeld10: Yeah, he does have some memorable moments.
Arniekins1: and Jason Alexander is the best actor out of those 4. He makes it so believable.
Seinfeld10: He sure is! Well, that's all the time I think we have. Is there anything else you would like to say?
Arniekins1: Just hello to my girlfriend Missy who went with me to see Jerry. Do you need help with physics homework?
Arniekins1: (inside joke)
Arniekins1: Thanks for taking the time to interview me!
Seinfeld10: Thanks again.
What to be the next person to be interviewed?
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HEY, DO YOU HAVE IDEAS FOR TRIVIA QUESTIONS? SEND THEM TO ME!
****NOTE: ANSWERING JUST THE IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION DOES NOT MAKE YOU A TRIVIA MASTER, SO PLEASE RESPOND TO ALL TRIVIA, NOT JUST ONE QUESTION! IF YOU DON'T RESPOND TO ALL TRIVIA, I CAN'T GIVE YOU FULL CREDIT. (I WILL SEND BACK HINTS IF ANSWER(S) ARE INCORRECT, SO TAKE A SHOT). THANKS!
LAST WEEKS TRIVIA
1) Which of the 12 steps did Jason Hanky skip?
2) Who did George trade his "girly" glasses frames with?
-Blind guy at the health club
3) Who did George and Kramer think double-parked and blocked them in in "The Dinner Party?"
4) What did Kramer use to write down Uma Thurman's phone number?
-Jerry's dry-cleaning stub.
5) How did Elaine get Rabies in "The Glasses?"
-Got bitten by a strange dog
What color was the suit that Kramer sold to Bania in the Barney's dressing room?
THIS WEEKS TRIVIA - ANIMALS!!!
1) What does George put in the scrambled eggs?
2) What was Kramer's rooster's name?
3) What was the name of the monkey Kramer fought with?
4) What kind of pet did the bus boy have?
5) What was the name of the horse Kramer was watching?
What is the name of the dog that Elaine had kidnapped?
Respond to the trivia by sending E-mail to Andy
Responses must be received by
Wed., Nov 14 th.
Remember: you need to get ALL trivia right!
Don't just answer one, if you need help, e-mail me and I'll be more than happy as to give you hints.
Celebrities on Seinfeld
He parks his car in HEAD FIRST!
Who was he?
Unfortunately I didn't make it clear that I wanted that characters real name (Lee Arenberg) so I gave it to everyone who answered Mike Moffit.
The're real and they're spectacular! (Give her real name)
Send answers to: Chris
by Wed., Nov 14 th.
What celebrity did Susan have a crush on?
Of what classic television show is Jerry proud to say he never watched an episode?
Send answers to: Allie
Wed., Nov 14 th.
Remember the Time When...
Jerry bet Kramer he wouldn't do the "levels" in his apartment?
Jerry: So, when do I get my dinner?
Kramer: There's no dinner. The bet's off. I'm not gonna do it.
Jerry: Yes. I know you're not gonna do it. That's why I bet.
Kramer: There's not bet if I' not doing it.
Jerry: That's the bet! That you're not doing it!
Kramer: Yeah, well, I could do it. I don't want to do it.
Jerry: We didn't bet on if you wanted to. We bet on if it would be done.
Kramer: And it could be done.
Jerry: Well, of course it could be done! Anything could be done! But it only is done if it's done. Show me the levels! The bet is the levels.
Kramer: But I don't want the levels!
Jerry: That's the bet!
If anyone has any ideas to make this better or moments that they want "remembered," e-mail me.
Last Week's Question:
Who has the funniest facial expressions of the fab four?
Jerry! He makes that one look like when someone says something weird he rolls his eyes its funny.
Gotta love his high eyebrows with the "yeah right" look. it's the best.
Kramer definitely has the funnist facial expressions!! Elaine is second!
The look on Jerry's face in the medicine cabinet was priceless!! "Fungus??"
This Week's Question:
Jerry: Tucked or Untucked?
Send all poll responses to: Andy
by Wed., Nov 14 th.
Note: The Seinfeld NL writers have the right to edit any poll responses that we do not feel are appropriate for the Newsletter.
Do you know of a poll you would like seen on here?
E-mail me and let me know!
Did you know? Seinfacts!
i dont know how relivent it is but today i noticed that there is a "jiffy dump" (from when kramer did the reality tour, with the muffin stumps) and it has the same sign as the "jiffy park" (in which georges and kramer's cars were in in another episode with kramer as a pimp)
IN THE EPISODE WHERE JERRY MEETS THEBASEBALL PLAYER "HERNANDEZ" THAT KRAMER AND NEWMAN DESCRIBE HOW HE SPIT AT THEM. U CAN ACTUALLY SEE THE SPITTER BEHIND THE BUSHES AT THE BEGINNING OF THE EXPLENATION.
Have a fact? Please e-mail me!
You know what I never get with the limo? The tinted windows. Is that so people don't see you? Yeah, what a better way not to have people notice you than taking a thirty foot Cadillac with a TV antenna and a uniformed driver. How discreet. Nobody cares who's in the limo. You see a limo go by, you know it's either some rich jerk or fifty prom kids with $1.75 each.
Last week's Quote Locator
"No. I don't want you stretching out the neckhole."
The Apology, George said that about Jason "Stanky" Hanky
This Week's Quote Finisher
"Everything I've ever done or said..."
Send answers to: Andy
by Wed., Nov 14 th.
Seinfeld's Good Manners
Don't order cheap invitations so that you can save a few extra bucks.
Kramer - A periscope in a car, so you can see the traffic.
George - Getting fired from a job because he put his feet in the ice maker.
Terms & Phrases
Certifiably Nice - when a person goes to an extreme to be nice to other people (ex. taking members of the older generation to a museum or theater)
In The Library, what did Mr. Bookman want to drink, but Jerry didn't have?
What cooking ingredient did George have his bald head rubbed with?
Send Food Answers to: Allie by Wed., Nov 14 th.
Please - no descriptions (if asked the name of an episode).
Send me the episode title.
Here's an episode guide that may help (Episode List)
In "The Race," Jerry mentioned that him and George's gym teacher through high school was Mr. Bevilaqua. But in "The Library," Mr. Hayman was their gym teacher in high school.
In "The Suicide," the girl down the hall used Jerry's toothbrush, which didn't bother Jerry at all. However, he would not use his girlfriend's toothbrush in "The Doodle."
Know of a spoof, any mistake you found on Seinfeld?
Please e-mail them to anyone of us, thanks!
Ivy Chris Vinney Allie Andy
Vinney's Picks (or No Pick)
"I'm speechless, speechless. I'm without speech."- Elaine
"You know, sometimes when I think you're the shallowest person I know you somehow manage to drain a little more from the pool."- Elaine to Jerry
From the Fans
"That's what you want to tell me that your father wears sneakers in the pool"?- Jerry to George (from PierceMeAgain10|at|aol.com)
"I will not tolerate INFESTATION"!- Frank Costanza (from Creed5075|at|aol.com)
Send in your quotes! Click here.
"The jokes kept bouncing off her like Superman." - Jerry
The roommate from the Switch
"We've been talking to a really friendly son-of-a-bitch down there in the front office." -What baseball team was the representative from talking to the friendly son-of-a-bitch?
E-mail me with your answer!
Responses must be received by Wed., Nov 14 th.
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