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November 21, 2001
Sein Language
The Bi-Weekly Seinfeld E-mail Newsletter
And Internet Newsletter:
Sein Language Online!

(For NON AOL Subscribers!)
http://www.geocities.com/seinlangnl

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Writers:

Ivy                    Seinfeld10|at|aol.com
Chris
                Seinlang|at|home.com
Vinney
                VDiMattina|at|aol.com
Allie
                Allie52927|at|aol.com
Andy                Johntrvlt1|at|aol.com

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News
By: Ivy
TOP

I have a Mailing List...
All I send you is: upcoming episodes for the next 2 weeks.
(Great idea for those of you who are taping the show!)
To be added (If you are not already on) Click here
, then click yes.

Remember: Those who don't have AOL, can click:
Sein Language Online!

(will be on later thursday night)

Sorry the newsletter is alittle late. I have been very busy this weekend. My brother just got married on Sunday. Soooo, it was either attending the wedding or working on the newsletter, and you know which one I had to pick! LOL. Well, all my four brothers are now married, and it looks like it's just me that's left. Hear that Mark? Haha. No pressure, hehe. So, again I am sorry.

I would also like to wish everyone a happy and healthy Thanksgiving. Be sure to eat lots of turkey!  :o)

And I also wanted to wish Patrick Warburton (Puddy) a belated Happy Birthday. He turned 37 on Nov 14.


Again...
I need a favor from all of you. Well, this is actually to those who have seen Jerry live this past year. I am trying to gather as much of his new stand up as I can. I have quite a lot so far, but I would like more. As much as you could think of would be great, anything in detail. Take your time and try to remember. Please send anything you can think of to me! Thanks a bunch!

Once again...
MANY MANY MANY of you are asking me for Seinfeld episodes on tape. Now, I do have them, but I am not selling them nor taping them. I do not have the time. Sorry. However, there is a way we may be able to help, thanks to Chris. He made a so-called "trading club on yahoo." This is a great way for people from all over to trade/sell with one another. Here's the link:
Seinfeld Video Exchange


My boyfriend Mark has a FRIENDS newsletter. I write for it too. If you would like to subscribe, please e-mail me (Seinfeld10|at|aol.com) or Mark (CHINAND0L0R B0NG|at|aol.com).
Thank you!


Wishing you a happy b-day!
Sein Language would like to wish YOU a Happy Birthday!
If you would like to receive a birthday greeting on your special day, please e-mail Seinfeld10|at|aol.com
(or click here) with your first name and your b-day.

If anyone has any news on Seinfeld or comments on the newsletter, we would love to hear them!

Thanks!
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This Week On Seinfeld
By: Ivy


Nov 20 Tuesday - The Pilot (Part 1 of 2)
Nov 20 Tuesday - The Serenity Now
Nov 21 Wednesday - The Pilot (Part 2 of 2)
Nov 21 Wednesday - The Blood
Nov 22 Thursday - The Puffy Shirt
Nov 22 Thursday - The Junk Mail
Nov 23 Friday - The Sniffing Accountant
Nov 23 Friday - The Merv Griffin Show
Nov 24 Saturday - The Bris
Nov 25 Sunday - The Barber
Nov 26 Monday - The Non-Fat Yogurt
Nov 26 Monday - The Slicer
Nov 27 Tuesday - The Masseuse
Nov 27 Tuesday - The Betrayal
Nov 28 Wednesday - The Cigar-Store Indian
Nov 28 Wednesday - The Apology
Nov 29 Thursday - The Conversion
Nov 29 Thursday - The Dealership
Nov 30 Friday - The Stall
Nov 30 Friday - The Reverse Peephole
Dec 1 Saturday - The Marine Biologist

Go here to find scripts for these episodes:
Thanks to Ian's Seinfeld Scripts

NewsGuys Seinfeld Lists
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Pick Of The Week
By: Chris

Monday, November 19  The Voice 

George's employer wants to get rid of him, since they now know he isn't really handicapped and they don't like him. He has a one year contract with Play Now that he will make sure they honor by him showing up for work every day. Jerry and George mock the sounds the Jerry's girlfriend Claire's stomach makes during the night. Jerry envisions the belly button as the mouth and the sound the stomach makes its voice. Because of the "bump into" Jerry tells Elaine that she is destined to backslide into her relationship with David Puddy, she bets him $50 that she won't. The next day Jerry discovers that Elaine didn't go home last night, he accuses her of seeing Puddy. She says the sex they had was an isolated incident. Jerry agrees but the dinner they also had was more of a commitment, he demands that she pay up. Kramer is tired of seeing all his ideas implemented, because all the little day to day incidental things keeps getting in his way and keeping him realizing his ideas. He gets an intern from NYU to help him out with Kramerica Industries, the corporation he had previously setup to develop some of his ideas. With this help he'll be freed from the day to day activities and be able to develop his ideas, such as the oil tanker bladder. Meanwhile, George is fighting the siege mentality that he is encountering at work and Elaine just can't get Puddy off her mind. No matter what the obstacle, George endeavors to occupy his office. Jerry tells Claire about the voice and she leaves him. The university takes Kramer's intern away from him. Claire says they can get back together if he won't do the voice ever again, he decides the voice is worth it. Unfortunately, everyone is tired off the voice. Elaine pays ups and they decided on a double or nothing bet. The intern comes back on his own because he believes in Kramerica. Play Now tries to negotiate with George, but he won't give in. Later, he offers his office and one of their rubber balls to allow Kramer to test his oil bladder idea. Jerry continues to cash in on his bet with Elaine, who just can't seem to keep away from Puddy. The big test takes place at George's workplace where Jerry plans to meet Claire. They try to warn her about the falling object, but all she hears is the voice. The lawsuit that is filed by Claire puts Play Now out of business and George out of his contract.
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Sound Of The Week
By: Chris

TOP

This week's sound of the week is from "The Outing" when Jerry and George are accused of being gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that!
Enjoy!
Have Seintastic week!

What sound would you like to see featured?
E-mail
me and I'll try my best!
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Sein Language's
"Top Ten!"
By: Ivy

Top Ten Cars
(Taken from the FAQ)


10) Kramer's brown Ford that wouldn't start. Everyone was looking for it. [The Parking Garage]
9) Jerry's 1997 Ford conversion van. It was given to Jerry from "Fragile" Frankie Merman for doing TV ads [The Junk Mail]
8) Frank Costanzas blue Ford Granada. After George parked illegally in the handicap spot, not only did he get a ticket, but the car got destroyed by people. [The Handicap Spot]
7) Puddy's car that was pre-programmed with Christian radio stations and had a  "Jesus" fish. [The Burning]
6) Jerry's BMW that smelled incredibly horrible from the valley guy [The Smelly Car]
5) George's 1983 brown w/simulated wood grain Chrysler Le Baron. He thought it belonged to John Voight, the actor. [The Mom and Pop Store]
4) Jerry's blue Ford Escort. George gets into an argument with Mike over parking etiquette. [The Parking Space]
3) Frank Costanza's GTO. "She's a sweet ride." George looks "bad" in the car with his father's orthopedic back pillow. [The Little Kicks]
2) Jerry's Sabb was stolen by the mechanic. 2.3 liter non-turbocharged V6 engine, NY license plate #JVN-728. [The Bottle Deposit (2)]
1) Morty Seinfeld's Cadillac Coupe de Ville bought by Jerry. It was given to his father as a gift. Morty sells the car to Jack Klompas which then sells it back to Jerry. [The Cadillac]


Do you have of a good top ten idea you'd like for me to do, please e-mail me!
Ivy
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The Stand In
This Week By: Zup999


Last Week
Thanks again to BCALLALILLY for the great Top Ten!  :o)


This Week
1) How did Kramer lose the Contest?
2) What prevented the Summer of George from actually occurring?
3) What kind of look did Franklin Delano Romanowski give Kramer in the betrayal?
4) What does Jerry think would be a good phrase to say instead of God Bless You after a person sneezes?
5) Who invented the "It's Not You It's Me" routine?


Respond to the trivia by sending E-mail to Zup999
Responses must be received by
Wed., Nov 28 th.
Remember: you need to get ALL trivia right!
Don't just answer one, if you need help, e-mail me and I'll be more than happy as to give you hints.

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Silly Little Bios
By: Chris
TOP

Last Week
Joel Rifkin

Winners

GigiPett|at|aol.com

Glusnifr|at|aol.com

ranonsen|at|yahoo.com

bigoren|at|email.eden.rutgers.edu

abasscube|at|mac.com

Sanmich|at|aol.com

Ktbyrnie|at|aol.com

RhodeDawg|at|aol.com

GregWWD|at|aol.com

tdigiano2|at|yahoo.com

PoetAlOrlando|at|aol.com

SayVandelay1|at|aol.com

chrismorrison25|at|hotmail.com

JGOR316|at|aol.com

TSnyder752|at|aol.com

BoneSpirits|at|aol.com

Arniekins1|at|aol.com

BCALLALILLY|at|aol.com

PTMoney7|at|aol.com

JohnTrvlt1|at|aol.com

OsTRaiN316|at|aol.com

Bosko1627|at|aol.com


This Week
Similar to Bob Sacamano. We learn in The Fatigues that this character usually organizes the Jewish singles night. Kramer states that this character is an Orthodox Jew, "Old School". This character was in the Port-a-Potty (The Betrayal). He trades some steaks for stereo speakers (The Package). And he sold Kramer his hot tub (The Hot Tub).

Do you know who this is? If so E-mail
me with your answer!
Responses must be received by
Wed., Nov 28 th.
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The Lucky Person is...
EKLINE008 got interviewed this week!
By: Ivy
TOP


Seinfeld10:   Thank You Eric for taking the time to do this interview with me.
EKLINE008:   My pleasure...I love Seinfeld...
Seinfeld10:   That's great! Who doesn't? So, tell me Eric, what is your favorite Seinfeld episode and why?
EKLINE008:   There are so many. Honestly the 100th Episode is my favorite since it captures the entirety of the show!
EKLINE008:   It summarizes everything! In one congruent hour!
Seinfeld10:   Yeah, that's true. But is there any particular one you have in mind that you favor over the others?
EKLINE008:   Yes. Master of My Domain
Seinfeld10:   Ah, The Contest!
EKLINE008:   The whole scene at the diner...the bet!
EKLINE008:   You could see it was somewhat improvised...they genuinely were digggin' it...but then again they did that throughout the series.
Seinfeld10:   Yeah, a classic! Just the thought of 4 close friends having that kinda bet is hilarious!
EKLINE008:   Yeah...me and my buddies joke about that scene and show alot...you know "I was ALLLLLLLONE...."
EKLINE008:   And of course many of the other Seinfeld-isms!
EKLINE008:   "Care to make it interesting"
EKLINE008:   "Now that's a show"
Seinfeld10:   Hehe. Yeah....So tell me....Who is your favorite character and why?
EKLINE008:   Well clearly it's George. It's a double edge sword though. Many people think I look like him...
EKLINE008:   but I don't see it..lol
Seinfeld10:   Oh really?
EKLINE008:   George personifies the show...the extreme in everything...from not having a job at his age to living with his parents to his many eccentricities
Seinfeld10:   He is one FUNNY guy!
EKLINE008:   "These aren't pretzels."
EKLINE008:   You wonder how Jason Alexander got into character! We now know the answer!
EKLINE008:   LARRY DAVID! 
EKLINE008:   Anyone who watches Curb Your Enthusiasm will adore it..it's like the real Seinfeld.
Seinfeld10:   Never seen it! LOL. But yeah, I heard a lot of people that DO watch it and like it.
EKLINE008:   What's great is Julia Louis Dreyfus (Elaine) and Jason Alexander (George) make cameos as themselves..and the discuss Seinfeld on the show
EKLINE008:   The legacy lives on!
Seinfeld10:   Speaking of shows? What did you think about Bob Patterson?
EKLINE008:   I saw it once. Enjoyed the comedy. Of course I'm a big Jason Alexander fan anyways. Thought they should have given it a little more time - 4 episodes was not enough!
EKLINE008:   Clearly the cast is trying to move on from Seinfeld, but as far as TV goes both Michael Richards and Jason Alexander haven't faired well. Larry David, as we mentioned a minute ago, is doing very well with Curb Your Enthusiasm.
EKLINE008:   Jason is doing well in singing and the movies. He's one talented COSTANZA!
EKLINE008:   ...and in the movies
Seinfeld10:   Yeah, I too only saw one episode. But the one I saw was pretty good and four episodes wasn't enough. I would have liked to see it on a bit longer. Well, now it's time for Julia to go down. What's left after that??
EKLINE008:   the reunion SHOW
Seinfeld10:   Yeah, in our dreams! LOL
EKLINE008:   NOW THAT WOULD BE A SHOW! LOL
Seinfeld10:   You have NO IDEA how badly I want for them to have a reunion!
EKLINE008:   I think I do have AN IDEA! :-D
EKLINE008:   I'm waiting for the DVD set of all the shows to be released!
Seinfeld10:   KEEP WAITING, LOL  :o) 
EKLINE008:   I would have to buy a bootleg off of EBAY ;-)
Seinfeld10:   Hehe, I just can't understand...Ok, maybe NOT all the eps, but you'd think they would at least make a top ten on DVD.
Seinfeld10:   Something, but they haven't done anything
EKLINE008:   Right! lol
Seinfeld10:   Exactly! Well, Eric, I think that's about all the time we have for tonight. Have any last words you'd like to say to the readers?
EKLINE008:   Seinfeld has to be one of the greatest shows ever made...I think it's obvious that people miss it and it will be a part of our lives no matter how ridiculous others may think our sense of humor is...
I think its great that people like you have these Newsletters...thanks for doing this for us!
Seinfeld10:   Your welcome a hundred times over! I love the newsletter so much and people like you make me and the other writers want to do it b/c we enjoy it so much! Thanks again and have a good night!


What to be the next person to be interviewed?
Put me on your buddy list and IM me anytime after 9 (eastern time).
Send a e-mail to Ivy

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Trivia
By: Andy
TOP


HEY, DO YOU HAVE IDEAS FOR TRIVIA QUESTIONS? SEND THEM TO ME!
****NOTE: ANSWERING JUST THE IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION DOES NOT MAKE YOU A TRIVIA MASTER, SO PLEASE RESPOND TO ALL TRIVIA, NOT JUST ONE QUESTION! IF YOU DON'T RESPOND TO ALL TRIVIA, I CAN'T GIVE YOU FULL CREDIT. (I WILL SEND BACK HINTS IF ANSWER(S) ARE INCORRECT, SO TAKE A SHOT). THANKS!


LAST WEEKS TRIVIA
1) What does George put in the scrambled eggs?
-Lobster
2) What was Kramer's rooster's name?
-Little Jerry
3) What was the name of the monkey Kramer fought with?
-Barry
4) What kind of pet did the bus boy have?
-Cat
5) What was the name of the horse Kramer was watching?
-Rusty

Winners
PoetAl Orlando|at|aol.com
Creed5075|at|aol.com
JillRStones|at|cs.com
ranonsen|at|yahoo.com
GigiPett|at|aol.com
PHOXZI85|at|aol.com
Shembee05|at|aol.com
Say Vandelay1|at|aol.com
Sanmich|at|aol.com
BCALLALILLY|at|aol.com
Flutebug4|at|aol.com
UM4ME|at|aol.com
Bosko1627|at|aol.com

IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION
What is the name of the dog that Elaine had kidnapped?
-Roxy

Impossible Winners

PoetAl Orlando|at|aol.com
Creed5075|at|aol.com
JillRStones|at|cs.com
GigiPett|at|aol.com
Shembee05|at|aol.com
Say Vandelay1|at|aol.com
Sanmich|at|aol.com
BCALLALILLY|at|aol.com
Flutebug4|at|aol.com
UM4ME|at|aol.com


Trivia Masters

PoetAl Orlando|at|aol.com
Creed5075|at|aol.com
JillRStones|at|cs.com
GigiPett|at|aol.com
Shembee05|at|aol.com
Say Vandelay1|at|aol.com
Sanmich|at|aol.com
BCALLALILLY|at|aol.com
UM4ME|at|aol.com


THIS WEEKS TRIVIA - NUMBERS!
1) They've run out of 242's, so what's Elaine's new area code?
2) What's the number for movie phone?
3) How many grandchildren does Steinbrenner have (as seen in The Nap)?
4) How many fingers do you hold up for the Van Buren's "secret sign?"
5) How old was Elaine's boyfriend - Owen?

Impossible Question
What TV was Frank missing?



Respond to the trivia by sending E-mail to Andy
Responses must be received by
Wed., Nov 28 th.
Remember: you need to get ALL trivia right!
Don't just answer one, if you need help, e-mail me and I'll be more than happy as to give you hints.

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Celebrities on Seinfeld
By: Chris

Last week
The're real and they're spectacular! (Give her real name)

Answer
Terri Hatcher

Winners
ScarTiss83|at|aol.com

GigiPett|at|aol.com

ranonsen|at|yahoo.com

BFS07|at|aol.com

bigoren|at|email.eden.rutgers.edu

Sanmich|at|aol.com

Ktbyrnie|at|aol.com

JillRStones|at|cs.com

RhodeDawg|at|aol.com

SwtBabe84|at|aol.com

OsTRaiN316|at|aol.com

Zup999|at|aol.com

Misseee11271|at|aol.com

Bosko1627|at|aol.com

Tingrin1884|at|aol.com

BCALLALILLY|at|aol.com

JohnTrvlt1|at|aol.com

chrismorrison25|at|hotmail.com

BCALLALILLY|at|aol.com

UM4ME|at|aol.com

Creed5075|at|aol.com

lfountain|at|ips-inc.com

GregWWD|at|aol.com

Shembee05|at|aol.com

WenchOfRasputin|at|aol.com

LdyLara|at|aol.com

PoetAlOrlando|at|aol.com

LCCNTRYROX|at|aol.com

SayVandelay1|at|aol.com

PHOXZI85|at|aol.com

Amit13|at|aol.com

CyndiGeist|at|aol.com

JGOR316|at|aol.com

TSnyder752|at|aol.com


This Week
What Seinfeld star now stars in his own show titled "The Tick"?


Send answers to: Chris

by Wed., Nov 28 th.
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Guess?
By: Allie

Last Week
Of what classic television show is Jerry proud to say he never watched an episode?

Answer
I Love Lucy


Winners
Glu snifr
|at|aol.com
PHOXZI85
|at|aol.com
BFS07
|at|aol.com
Creed5075
|at|aol.com
Shembee05
|at|aol.com   
abasscube|at|mac.com

Stephie0385
|at|aol.com
GigiPett
|at|aol.com
Sanmich
|at|aol.com
Zup999
|at|aol.com
Say Vandelay1
|at|aol.com
JohnTrvlt1
|at|aol.com
Arniekins1
|at|aol.com
BCALLALILLY
|at|aol.com
Tingrin1884
|at|aol.com
PierceMeAgain10
|at|aol.com

This Week
What engagement gift did the gang give to The Drakes?

Send answers to: Allie
Wed., Nov 28 th.
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Remember the Time When...
By: Ivy


The English Patient


Waitress: Rough night.
Elaine: You wouldnt believe it, my boyfriend dumped me, my friends who I dont even like wont talk to me all becasue I dont like that stupid English Patient movie.
Waitress: Really!! I thought it was pretty good
Elaine: Oh come on, good, what was good about it, I mean those sex scenes,  I mean please... give me something I can use!!!
Waitress:.... Well I liked it.
Elaine: Hey you forgot about my piece of pie, hello!! You know sex in a tube.... that doesn't work!!!!

Thanks to XoXNoSoup4uXoX|at|aol.com



If anyone has any ideas to make this better or moments that they want "remembered," e-mail me.
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Reader's Poll
By: Andy

Last Week's Question:
Jerry: Tucked or Untucked?

Tucked            9
Untucked        6


This Week's Question:
If you were Jerry, and you suspected that the woman you were dating had breast implants, what (if anything) would you do to investigate the matter?  Be creative with this one.


Send all poll responses to: Andy

by Wed., Nov 28 th.

Note: The Seinfeld NL writers have the right to edit any poll responses that we do not feel are appropriate for the Newsletter.


Do you know of a poll you would like seen on here?
E-mail me
and let me know!
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Did you know? Seinfacts!
By: Allie

Did you know that the doctor who told George the bad news about Susan also plays a doctor on the show Friends? He is Ross' doctor!
Ivy


Did you know that the annoying neighbor in the show ALF, is non other than Helen Seinfeld, Jerry's mom?
Ivy


Have a fact? Please e-mail me!

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Stand Up
By: Chris
TOP

I was in front of an ambulance the other day, and I noticed that the word "ambulance" was spelled in reverse print on the hood of the ambulance. And I thought, "Well, isn't that clever." I look in the rear-view mirror, I can read the word "ambulance" behind me. Of course while you're reading, you don't see where you're going, you crash, you need an ambulance. I think trying to drum up some business on the way back from lunch.
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"Quote" Finisher/Locator
By: Andy

Last week's Quote Finisher
"Everything I've ever done or said..."


Answer
"....is the complete opposite of what I've wanted." --George

Winners
Shembee05|at|aol.com
ScarTiss83|at|aol.com


This Week's Quote Locator
"I am not an animal!"

What episode did this come from?

Send answers to: Andy
by Wed., Nov 28 th.
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Ivy's Stuff

Seinfeld's Good Manners
Scoop small food such as corn niblets or peas with your fork. Don't prong them one at a time.

Crazy Ideas
Kramer - Stealing the lobsters out of the commercial lobster traps.

Kramer - Ketchup and mustard in the same bottle.

Terms & Phrases
Get Out - what a super-tough woman might say to her friends in complete surprise (while at the same time shoving them to the ground)
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Food Trivia
By: Allie
TOP

Last Week
What cooking ingredient did George have his bald head rubbed with?

Answer

Oil

Winners
Sanmich|at|aol.com
abasscube|at|mac.com

BFS07
|at|aol.com
lfountain|at|ips-inc.com

Spence is wicked
|at|aol.com
chrismorrison25|at|hotmail.com

BCALLALILLY
|at|aol.com
JillRStones|at|cs.com

RhodeDawg
|at|aol.com
Shembee05
    |at|aol.com
PoetAl Orlando
|at|aol.com
Stephie0385
|at|aol.com
LCCNTRYROX
|at|aol.com
JGOR316
|at|aol.com
JohnTrvlt1
|at|aol.com
BCALLALILLY
|at|aol.com
UM4ME
|at|aol.com
ranonsen|at|yahoo.com

OsTRaiN316
|at|aol.com
PHOXZI85
|at|aol.com
AofSpades7
|at|aol.com
Glu snifr
|at|aol.com
ScarTiss83
|at|aol.com
Flutebug4
|at|aol.com
bigoren|at|email.eden.rutgers.edu


This Week
What company was Sue Ellen Mishkie (aka the bra-less wonder) the heiress too?

Send Food Answers to: Allie by Wed., Nov 28 th.
Please - no descriptions (if asked the name of an episode).
Send me the episode title.
Here's an episode guide that may help (Episode List
)
Thanks!
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Spoofs!
TOP

George's fingernails are ragged, bitten nails in The Soul Mate, while in The Puffy Shirt he posses as a hand model.

BCALLALILLY|at|aol.com

Elaine is supposed to have a 151 I.Q., yet she is dependent upon Jerry to analyze and evaluate her relationships.
BCALLALILLY|at|aol.com

Know of a spoof, any mistake you found on Seinfeld?
Please e-mail them to anyone of us, thanks!


Ivy   Chris   Vinney   Allie   Andy
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Seinfeld Quotes
By: Vinney
TOP

Vinney's Picks (or No Pick)
"Is the item still with you? Elaine, have you any idea what happens to a butter-base frosting after eight decades in a poorly ventilated English basement? . . .  Then I have a feeling that what you are about to go through is punishment enough.  Dismissed." - J. Peterman

"Finally my stupidity pays off."- George

From the Fans
"Now I know what I've been looking for all these years......myself! I've been waiting for me to come along and now I 've swept myself off my feet." - Jerry (Ivy)

Send in your quotes! Click here.


Last Week
"We've been talking to a really friendly son-of-a-bitch down there in the front office." -What baseball team was the representative from talking to the friendly son-of-a-bitch?

Answer
It was those
friendly son-of-a-bitches at the Houston Astros.

Winners
TSnyder752|at|aol.com
GOR316|at|aol.com
GregWWD|at|aol.com
Creed5075|at|aol.com
chrismorrison25|at|hotmail.com
Zup999|at|aol.com
BFS07|at|aol.com
ranonsen|at|yahoo.com
Glu snifr|at|aol.com
OsTRaiN316|at|aol.com
JohnTrvlt1|at|aol.com
Misseee11271|at|aol.com
Tingrin1884|at|aol.com
Bosko1627|at|aol.com
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This Week
"Thank you for a wonderful time, George. I haven't had a Big Mac in a long time."-
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GBA (God Bless America) guys!!!!!

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