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October 16, 2000
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Sein Language
The Weekly Seinfeld E-mail Newsletter
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News
By: Ivy
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I have a Mailing List.
All I send you is: upcoming episodes for the next 2 weeks.
To be added (If you are not already on)
Click here, then click yes.

REMINDER!!!
We will all be in the chat room tomorrow night! Please join us.
Monday, Oct. 16th at 10pm eastern.

Ivy's Seinfeld Page
Click on the chat room.

NEWS!
If anyone watched the ball game the other night, I'm sure you saw a glipse of Jerry Seinfeld. He was there!

Just for awhile, we will be sending out the newsletter every other week. We are all very busy with school and work right now. So just for awhile, it's going to be out every other week, sorry!


The Contest!
Well, it's over! And we have our winners! Thanks to all who played! We will be having another one very shortly, promise!
Congrats to our winners!

The Winners are:
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JohnTrvlt1|at|aol.com - Will be getting a Sein shirt and a cd with Sein wavs
RazaL527|at|aol.com - Will be getting the SeinLanguage book and the cd
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* If RazaL527|at|aol.com or anachloe|at|zaz.com.br has the book already, please let me know. Maybe I can get you two a hat or a mug. Thanks!


If anyone has any news on Seinfeld or comments on the newsletter, we would love to hear them! Thanks!
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This Week On Seinfeld
By: Ivy

10/16/00 Monday - The Airport
10/17/00 Tuesday - The Wallet
10/18/00 Wednesday - The Watch
10/19/00 Thursday - Bubble Boy
10/20/00 Friday - The The Cheever Letters
10/21/00 Sat. or 10/22/00 Sun. - The Opera
10/23/00 Monday - The Finale" (Part 1)
10/24/00 Tuesday - The Finale" (Part 2)
10/25/00 Wednesday - The Pitch
10/26/00 Thursday - The Ticket
10/27/00 Friday - The Pick

Go here to find scripts for these episodes:
Thanks to
Ian's Seinfeld Scripts!!!
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Pick Of The Week
By: Chris

10/19/00 Thursday - The Bubble Boy

Jerry's girlfriend, Naomi has a laugh that sounds like "Elmer Fudd sitting on a juicer," and when she hears George's message to Jerry, she breaks up with him. So instead, Jerry asks Elaine to accompany him on a trip to a cabin in the mountain with George and Susan. Kramer isn't invited. Jerry agrees to a side trip to visit a sick fan, a "Bubble Boy." George gets into a fight with the "Bubble Boy" over the correct answer to a Trivial Pursuit question. Kramer and Naomi also make the trip to the cabin and get the fire started.
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Sound Of The Week
By:
Chris
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This week's sound is in RealPlayer (.ram) format. The sound is when Jerry talks on the phone with a telemarketer from TMI long distance. Very Funny!! Have a great week!

What sound would you like to see featured?
E-mail
me and I'll try my best!
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Silly Little Bios
By: Chris
TOP

Last Week
Mr. Wilhelm

Winners

LauraFul|at|aol.com
RazaL527|at|aol.com
YAnk85rsg|at|aol.com
matanky|at|etzion.org.il
RhodeDawg|at|aol.com
JohnTrvlt1|at|aol.com
ArmyGl98|at|aol.com
TSnyder752|at|aol.com
anachloe|at|zaz.com.br
GT1432|at|aol.com
nirbraves|at|yahoo.com

This Week
Sticking with the theme of bosses, this week's mystery character is one of George's many bosses. This is a very familiar owner who we often see on TV but we never see his face on Seinfeld. George gets this man hooked on calzones. This man also goes to George when he can't remember a song title. One time, he thought George was dead because he car was found in the parking lot recked and there was blood on the steering wheel. Because of this situation, this character went to the Costanza house and told them personally that George was dead. Eventually this character traded George to Tyler Chicken and ended the job that George loved
.

Do you know who this is? If so
E-mail
me with your answer!
Responses must be recieved by
Friday, Oct. 20th.
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The Lucky Person is...
PearlJamNaural got interviewed this week!
By:
Chris
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We didn't have anyone to interview, so Mark (my boyfriend) took a few minutes of his time to help us out for this week. Thanks Mark!

Seinfeld10: Thank you Mark for taking the time to do this interview. Everyone is wondering, what is your favorite epiosde and why?
PearlJamNaural: I Like The Pothole
PearlJamNaural: I Loved It When George Dropped The Key Chain In The Pothole
Seinfeld10: That was a funny moment! One we will all remember!
PearlJamNaural: It Was Funny As Hell When Jerry's Girlfriend Got Toilet Water All Over Her
Seinfeld10: Haha, that was great! Now Mark, what is your favorite all time quote?!
PearlJamNaural: Kramer Goes To Fanasty Camp... His Whole Life Is A Fanasty... Do Nothing .... Fall Ass Backwards Into Money... Have Sex Without Dating... Now Thats A Fanasty Camp
Seinfeld10: Haha! That's great! George has some funny lines!
Seinfeld10: I love when he gets up in the theater! Shut your trap or I'll shut it for you!
Seinfeld10: Now, who is your favorite minor character?
PearlJamNaural: Newman, I Love Him Because He Freaks Out So Much.
JamNaural: I Liked When He Says Hello Jerry
Seinfeld10: How about when he wanted to eat Kramer?! That was hilarious!
Seinfeld10: Now Mark, a bit off the Seinfeld topic, but what are your opinions about the new Michael Richards show? Do you think he should have his own show?
PearlJamNaural: Yeah, The Show Should Would Be Funny, after all Michael Is Very Funny
Seinfeld10: Very true! Well, thank you Mark!
PearlJamNaural: Your Welcome
Seinfeld10: Any last words you would like to say to the readers?
PearlJamNaural: For Everyone To Never Forget Seinfeld!
Seinfeld10: Thanks! :o)

What to be the next person to be interviewed?
Send a e-mail to
Chris
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Ask the Staff

You can e-mail anyone of us. You can ask us anything you like. It can be personal (not too personal, haha) or
something related to Seinfeld. Feel free to ask us anything!

How come recently when I look at IAN FLEMING'S SEINFELD SCRIPTS most of
the episodes are either "Dokumentet finnes ikke" or it says they cant find
the page? I never had this problem before looking at the same scripts... i
like looking at scripts and printing them out...is there another way I can
get the scripts? will the webpages be up soon? thanks
--RAZAL527|at|aol.com

Do you see what happens when you employ - as a means of cheap labor -
ten-year-old Dutch children to transcribe scripts for ya? You can't depend
on overworked foreign kids for nothing anymore!
--Ian_Fleming_MI6|at|hotmail.com


Ivy Chris Vinney Allie Andy James Kevin
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Trivia
By: Kevin
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HEY, DO YOU HAVE IDEAS FOR TRIVA QUESTIONS? SEND THEM TO ME!

LAST WEEKS TRIVIA
1) Who kicked Kramer in the head?
-Crazy Joe Davola
2) What was the busboy's cat's name?
-Pequita
3) What does George finally use to get the marble rye into the Ross's house?
-a fishing rod
4) Which two of the main four were NOT thrown out of the soup kitchen?
-Jerry and Kramer
5) What is the name of Jerry and George's show on NBC?
-Jerry

Winners
RazaL527|at|aol.com
Pasta36685|at|aol.com
JohnTrvlt1|at|aol.com
TSnyder752|at|aol.com

IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION
What TV show was Kramer watching with Madeline?
-Quincy

Winners
RazaL527|at|aol.com
JohnTrvlt1|at|aol.com

Trivia Masters
RazaL527|at|aol.com
JohnTrvlt1|at|aol.com

THIS WEEKS TRIVIA
1) Who didn't go to the Chinese Restaurant with the group on the way to "Plan 9 From Outer Space"?
2) Who's limo did George and Jerry take?
3) What's does Kramer name his rooster?
4) What was Elaine slicing-up while she banged up Kramer's blade on his slicer?
5) What boyfriend of Elaine's got his glasses from Malaysia?

IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION

How much did the ten-pound bag of cocktail meatballs cost?


Respond to the trivia by sending E-mail to Kevin
Responses must be recieved by
Friday, Oct. 20th
Remember: you need to get ALL trivia right!
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Celebrities on Seinfeld
By: Chris

Last week
What "Longtime Companion" star played Wyck, the Susan Ross Foundation President?

Answer
Bruce Davison

Winners
RazaL527|at|aol.com
anachloe|at|zaz.com.br
matanky|at|etzion.org.il
ArmyGl98|at|aol.com
JohnTrvlt1|at|aol.com

This Week
Name as many baseball players as you can that appeared in the show as themselves. (i.e Keith Hernandez) HINT: There are a total of 7 including Keith Hernandez

Send answers to:
Chris

by Friday, Oct. 20th
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Guess?
By: Allie

Last Week
If Kramer ever had a child, what did he want to name it?

Answer

Isosceles

Winners
Seinfeld10|at|aol.com
ElyseElyse|at|aol.com
LauraFul|at|aol.com
Pasta36685|at|aol.com
RazaL527|at|aol.com
RhodeDawg|at|aol.com
TSnyder752|at|aol.com
GT1432|at|aol.com
dcole|at|usd.edu
nirbraves|at|yahoo.com

This Week
According to Jerry what population of the world is undateable?

Send answers to: Allie
by Friday, Oct. 20th
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Remember the Time When...
By: Ivy

Elaine was asking Jane for a spare in the bathroom?

ELAINE - what a dope! uh..excuse me...umm.. I'm sorry this is.. this is kind of embarrassing but.. there's no toilet paper over here
JANE - (from the stall on Elaine's right) are you talking to me?
ELAINE - yeah.. I just forgot to check so if you could just spare me some
JANE - no I'm sorry
ELAINE - what?
JANE - no I'm sorry, I can't spare it
ELAINE - you can't spare it??
JANE - no there's not enough to spare
ELAINE - well I don't need much, just 3 squares will do it
JANE - I'm sorry I don't have a square to spare, now if you don't mind
ELAINE - 3 squares? you can't spare 3 squares??
JANE - no I don't have a square to spare, I can't spare a square
ELAINE - oh is it two-ply? cause it it's two-ply I'll take one ply, one ply, one, one puny little ply, I'll take one measly ply
JANE - look, I don't have a square and I don't have a ply (flushing and leaving)
ELAINE - no no, no no, don't go, I beg you


If anyone has any ideas to make this better or moments that they want "remembered," e-mail me.
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Reader's Poll
By: Andy

Last Week's Question:
If George hadn't burnt his hands, would he have become rich and famous as a hand model? (Give more than a simple yes or no)


No way! George loses jobs left and right! He could never hold a job!
Seinfeld10|at|aol.com

No--he would have been successful for a while, but eventually he would do something that was not permitted by the company and get into a fight with his boss. Besides, I don't think it's within the nature of George Costanza to ever be rich or famous.
ElyseElyse|at|aol.com

Yes, he would have become very famous, but not for long!...George can never be rich and successful without something bad happening to him! If he did become a rich and famous hand model it wouldnt last for long!
RazaL527|at|aol.com

I don't think George could've NOT burnt his hands. But, if he hadn't burnt them in the show, something else would have happened to destroy the hand modeling career. He can't be rich and famous: He's George.
Laura Ful|at|aol.com

georges luck would have definately run out and he would have not been successful
Zup999|at|aol.com

no
UprightCitizenz|at|aol.com


This Week's Question:
Ok, here's a thinker. Assume the hot tub heater hadn't broken, Kramer hadn't fallen asleep in it, and Jerry hadn't overslept. But remember, this is Seinfeld. So Hypothesize another way that Jean-Paul would've lost the marathon race.

Send all poll responses to:
Andy
by Friday, Oct. 20th

Note: The Seinfeld NL writers have the right to edit any poll responses that we do not feel are appropriate for the Newsletter.


Do you know of a poll you would like seen on here?
E-mail me and let me know!
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Sein Chat
Host: Allie

Greetings and Salutations fellow Seinfeld fans! This Monday, Oct. 16nd at 10PM Eastern will be the Sein Chat! Now, if you are a TRUE Seinfeld fan you will come! No excuses...just go to Ivy's Seinfeld Page (click on chat room). I will be your host! Come and chat about Seinfeld, play some trivia, or get the wonderful opportunity to talk to the 7 brilliant people who bring you this newsletter every week! I know I will see ALL of you there!
If anyone has a better time for the SeinChat please feel free to e-mail me!

Adios Muchacho!
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Did you know? Seinfacts!
By: Allie

Larry David was the voice of George Steinbrenner
-RazaL527|at|aol.com


Have a fact? Please
e-mail me!

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Stand Up
By: Chris
TOP

Talk-show hosts never seem to have any idea how much time is left in the show, you know? They're always looking off camera, "Do we have time? Are we out of time? How are we doing on time?"
You never see Magnum P.I go, "Should I strangle this guy or are we gonna take a break here? Can you stay for another beating? I'll tell you what, I'll bop him in the head, we'll do a commercial, we'll come back, I'll drive in the car real fast. Stay with us."
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Character Bios!
By: Ivy

The Man behind Warren Frost (Mr. Ross)...

Born and raised in upstate Vermont, Warren Frost left home at age 17 to enlist in the U.S. Navy during World War II. After his service, he worked mainly in theater. He has a doctorate in theater arts from the University of Minnesota and a published playwright with four plays to his credit and has writen a novel.

Is there someone you would like to know more about? Please e-mail me.
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"Quote" Finisher
By: Andy

Last Week
"I work for Pendant Publishing, this is our book, if you can call it that. Why is it that every..."

Answer
"...half-wit and sitcom has his own book out?" (Frustration vented by Elaine's former boss Mr. Lippman in "The Muffin Tops").

Winners
RazaL527|at|aol.com
squirt10_|at|yahoo.com
JohnTrvlt1|at|aol.com

This Week
"I'm gonna make people feel my gonorrhea..."

NOTE: Remember that above all, I'm looking for the quote to be finished, then if you can tell me who said it and what episode it can from, that would be nice too.
GOOD LUCK!

Send answers to: Andy
by Friday, Oct. 20th
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Games
By: James
TOP

Last Week
Unscramble the words, then
unscramble the circled letters to form the Master Jumble.

DAM8OOCNM O _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
ONLAT _ O _ _ O
TANREMPE _ O _ O O _ O _
KNSMO _ _ _ _ _

MASTER: (Hint: Breakfast of Comedians)

LECARE _ _ _ _ _ _

Answer
Commando8
Alton
Peterman
Monks

Cereal

Winners
Zup999|at|aol.com
Past36685|at|aol.com
JohnTrvlt1|at|aol.com
anachloe|at|zaz.com.br
Oren567|at|aol.com

This Week
Fillin' The Blank! 2
Go to http://www.angelfire.com/sc/seinscripts/images/seinsub.jpg
There are no thought/dialogue balloons on this picture, because I want you
to create your own. Using the picture linked above, I want you to come up
with a funny thought/dialogue for each of the Seincharacters. Make the
thought/dialogue match their facial expressions! Winners will be announced
next week. All people who submit some form of an answer will be a winner.

Send answers to: James
by Friday, Oct. 20th
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Ivy's Stuff

Seinfeld's Good Manners
Never eat something (bear-claw) out of someone else's garbage (especially a girlfriend's parent)

Crazy Ideas
Kramer - putting a rubber ball around the oil in an oil tanker to prevent an oil spill if the tanker runs aground
Kramer and Newman -
Rig Shaws being pulled around the city by the homeless

Terms & Phrases
Anti-Dentite - Someone who is prejudiced against people of the dental profession
Having "hand"- Having all control and power of a relationship

Thanks to RazaL527|at|aol.com
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Food Trivia
By: Ivy
TOP

Last Week
____ is the only candy with the cookie crunch. --George

Answer

Twix

Winners
ElyseElyse|at|aol.com
RazaL527|at|aol.com Zup999|at|aol.com Oren567|at|aol.com matanky|at|etzion.org.il
RhodeDawg|at|aol.com
lenglisbe|at|hotmail.com
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seinlang|at|home.com
nirbraves|at|yahoo.com

This Week
What candy did Kramer give out on the Peterman reality tour bus that was rather "small?"

Send Food Answers to: Ivy by Friday, Oct. 20th
Please - no descriptions. Send me the episode title.
Here's an episode guide that may help (
Episode List
)
Thanks!
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Spoofs!
TOP

In the episode where George get a tupee:
George walks into Jerry's apartment wearing it, and it really ticks Elaine off. She goes to him, "You're BALD!" and George goes, "I....WAS bald." Elaine tries to grab the tupee, and George warns her, but she fights him for it, and runs and opens the window. When she says, "I don't like this thing! And here's what I'm doing with it!" and throws it out the window, you can hear Jason Alexander laughing in the background as he yells, "Stop!" because Julia Louis-Dreyfus cracked him up!!
-Actrss16|at|aol.com

In "The Wife", Jerry and his girlfriend are arguing. The
can of soda continuously changes sides with the six-pack.
-nirbraves|at|yahoo.com


Know of a spoof, any mistake you found on Seinfeld?
Please e-mail them to anyone of us, thanks!


Ivy Chris Vinney Allie Andy James Kevin
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Seinfeld Quotes
By: Vinney Dee
TOP


Vinney's Picks (or No Pick)
"Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason." -Jerry

"Fine, you want to be a communist, be a communist. Can't you at least look like a successful communist?" - Elaine

"You can put a fence around these condos and call it an insane asylum. No one would know the difference." - Jerry

From the Fans
"Dumb and lazy, I understand."- Elaine
(from JohnTrvlt1|at|aol.com)

"Oh Moses, smell the roses!"-Jerry
(from Razal527aol.com)

"I drive them to lesbianism, he brings 'em back." --George (referring to Kramer)
(from Razal527|at|aol.com)

Send in your quotes!
Click here.

Last Week
"It's the pesto of cities."- George
What city is the pesto of cities?
Hint: It is west of the Mississippi River and it's not Los Angeles- that's the marinara of cities.

Answer
It's the home of Starbucks, Bill Gates, Pike's Market and Skid Row-the pesto of cities-Seattle. Who says this column can't be educational too.

Winners
Razal527|at|aol.com
Pasta36685|at|aol.com
squirt10_|at|yahoo.com
seinlang|at|home.com

Quote Trivia for this week
"That is one tough monkey!" - Jerry
Who is the tough monkey? This is a tough question.

Do you know who this is? If so
E-mail me with your answer!
Responses must be recieved
by Friday, Oct. 20th
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