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January 7, 2001
Sein Language
The Weekly Seinfeld E-mail Newsletter
And Internet Newsletter:
Sein Language Online!

(will be on later tonight)
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Writers:

                        Ivy                    Seinfeld10|at|aol.com
                       
Chris                Seinlang|at|home.com
                       
Vinney Dee        VDiMattina|at|aol.com
                       
Allie                Allie52927|at|aol.com
                       
Andy                JohnTrvlt1|at|aol.com

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News
By: Ivy
TOP

I have a Mailing List.
All I send you is: upcoming episodes for the next 2 weeks.
To be added (If you are not already on)
Click here, then click yes.

Thanks to Chris, Sein Language on line, now has it's own domain name! You can now check out past newslettters along with the most recent at:
http://www.seinlanguage.com/

He also has his own domain name for his page!
http://www.seinboys.com/


SeinLanguge would like to wish Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Elaine) a early Happy B-day! She will be truning 40 years old this saturday!

I know many of you have a hard time looking for that certain Seinfeld site. Well, look no more....each week I will do that for you. It's a small new section here at SeinLanguage. I will go on the internet and find a Seinfeld site and present it to you. Each week there will be a new one for you to look at!

For those of you who live in New York
Vinney (our quote writer) will be performing at Governor's Comedy Club in Levittown, NY on Thursday Jan 18th. Stop by, if you can.

If anyone has any news on Seinfeld or comments on the newsletter, we would love to hear them!

Thanks!
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This Week On Seinfeld
By: Ivy

Jan. 7 Saturday or Jan. 8 Sunday - The Smelly Car
Jan. 8 Monday - Pilot Episode, Part 1
Jan. 9 Tuesday - Pilot Episode, Part 2 (Conclusion)
Jan. 10 Wednesday - The Foundation
Jan. 11 Thursday - The Bizarro Jerry
Jan. 12 Friday - The Little Kicks

Go here to find scripts for these episodes:
Thanks to
Ian's Seinfeld Scripts!!!
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Pick Of The Week
By: Chris

Monday, January 8 -The Pilot, Part I

Jerry and George get the green light to produce "Jerry", the pilot for the series based on their "nothing" lives. Russell Dalrimple, the president at NBC behind the pilot, is obsessed with Elaine. George is obsessed with a white spot on his lip and a box of raisins taken by actor playing Kramer. The real Kramer has an internal plumbing problem and on his way to fix it, he gets delayed and is caused to "miss his chance." Jerry has an audition with the new "Elaine," a method actress interested in being Elaine in every way. The real Elaine has a problem with the coffee shop, they appear to be only hiring buxom waitresses, so she tries to get hired and files a report.
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Seinfeld Site Of The Week

Julia Louis-Dreyfus
If you love Elaine, then this is the site for you! This Sein-site is filled with TONS of pictures, lists every movie she's been in, polls, a message board, and even has a FAQ all about Elaine! So come and check it out!
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Sound Of The Week
By:
Chris
TOP

Well, this week's sound of the week is a tribute to Mandlebaum with Izzy Mandlebaun talking about him being the Worl'd Greatest Dad. Have a great week everyone!!

What sound would you like to see featured?
E-mail
me and I'll try my best!
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Silly Little Bios
By: Chris
TOP

Last Week
Donald - **Due to some confusion with the Bio that I used no one got the Bio right.  The answer was Donald, The Bubble Boy. That is my fault because of the way I wrote the Bio.  I will make sure that never happens again :) **

Winners

Sorry if you did get it right, too much confusion!

This Week
This week's mystery person is the pretentious magnate behind eponymous catalog. Former opium ("yam yam") dabbler, clothed naked natives of Bantu Besh. Elaine's hilarious boss who, at times, will speak in was that you can't understand. Once threw Kramer out because he looked like a drug dealer. Bought a very expensive piece of cake, in which Elaine "royally" messed up. Can't stand the noise of Tic-Tacs. Almost fired Elaine because of "The Poppy." Loves "The English Patient" and then again almost fired Elaine because she didn't like it. And the biggest thing, went off the deep end and ended up in Burma ("You might know it as Myanmar"). Made George sit with his Mama before she died, made George attend her funeral, and reveal his ATM number, BOSCO! Bought Kramer's "life stories" because his were to boring.


Do you know who this is? If so
E-mail me with your answer!
Responses must be recieved by
Friday, Jan. 12th.
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The Lucky Person is...
DoorsX316|at|aol.com got interviewed this week!
By: Chris
TOP

This week I interviewed Will (
DoorsX316|at|aol.com
). He is a huge Seinfeld fan (like the rest of you) and he even celebrates Festivus! So read on to find out all about Will!


SeinfeldLang
:
Hey Will! Thanks for doing this Seinfeld interview! Let me start out asking you which of the 4 was your favorite character and why?
DoorsX316: it would have to be Kramer, just because he is so funny how he acts, and his lines are always the best
SeinfeldLang: Yeah, that seems to be a popular answer :-) Do you have a favorite Kramer moment?
DoorsX316: it would have to be the entire Festivus show, or when he made Anywhere, USA on his "porch" with the screen door
SeinfeldLang: That was one of my personal scenes with the fireworks in front of his door "You all come back realll..." *slam*
SeinfeldLang: So was the Festivus episode one of your favorite episodes too?
DoorsX316: ya ya
DoorsX316:
Ya, actually me and my friend celebrate it now every year
SeinfeldLang: Really? That is awesome! Festivus is really catching on I think, there are a lot of people that have started to celebrate it
DoorsX316: Cool
SeinfeldLang: If you don't mind, how do you and your friend celebrate Festivus?
DoorsX316: we go over one of our houses, put up the metal pole (no tinsel, lol), and watch the Festivus episode followed by the Airing of Grievances
SeinfeldLang: Any feats of strength?
DoorsX316: No, we don't need to start fighting about anything, because when one of us loses, Festivus is over if you remember
SeinfeldLang: Yeah that is true, it would still be fun :-) So tell me, is there anything else special about Seinfeld you would like to share with everyone?
DoorsX316: Not really, except Seinfeld should come back, because that would be the best thing to happen to TV since Seinfeld first started.
SeinfeldLang: Yeah, I would love a Seinfeld reunion of some sort. Then I could die happy :-) Well Will, thanks again for doing this Seinfeld interview, is there any last words of wisdom you would like to share with all Seinfeld freaks out their?
DoorsX316: Just that me doing this interview was a "Festivus miracle!"
SeinfeldLang: Haha! Thanks again!!


**NOTE: If I have talked to you about doing an interview and we haven't worked out a time yet, please e-mail me at seinlang|at|home.com or look for me online AOL SN:  SeinfeldLang. Thanks all!**


What to be the next person to be interviewed?
Send a e-mail to
Chris

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Trivia
By: Andy
TOP


HEY, DO YOU HAVE IDEAS FOR TRIVA QUESTIONS? SEND THEM TO ME!


LAST WEEKS TRIVIA
1) On what show did Kramer promote his "Coffee Table Book?"
--Regis and Kathi Lee
2) What board game were Kramer and Newman playing that had to be left at Jerr's for him to watch?
--Risk
3) What ballplayer needed to hit two home runs in a game to help Kramer get the birhtday card back?
--Paul O'Neil
4) Who hosted the "Today Show" when Jerry wore the "Puffy" shirt?
--Bryant Gumbel
5) What is the name of Jerry's barber?
--Enzo

Winners
mailto:%20JujjyFruit|at|aol.com
smuckers55|at|hotmail.com
nirbraves|at|yahoo.com
DemimBoy|at|aol.com
N0toyz4OJ|at|aol.com
AmyClem2|at|aol.com
Bigdog12OO|at|cs.com
PezzLTJ|at|aol.com
Zup999|at|aol.com
VDiMattina|at|aol.com
RhodeDawg|at|aol.com

IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION
What is the name of the man Babs went out with and who owns the jacket that Kramer wants?
--Albert Pepper

Winners

JujjyFruit|at|aol.com
smuckers55|at|hotmail.com
nirbraves|at|yahoo.com

Trivia Masters

JujjyFruit|at|aol.com
smuckers55|at|hotmail.com
nirbraves|at|yahoo.com

THIS WEEKS TRIVIA
1) What is Jerry's cousins' name (the one who works at the park)?
2) How much did George pay for his suit in "The Subway?"
3) Jerry was caught making out during what movie?
4) What is Elaine's favorite movie?
5) Why does George never carry a pen?

IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION
What was the tallest woman Jerry has ever slept with? (Looking for height please)


Respond to the trivia by sending E-mail to Chris
Responses must be recieved by
Friday, Jan. 12th.

Remember: you need to get ALL trivia right!
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Celebrities on Seinfeld
By: Chris

Last week
What late night host for CBS canceled Jerry's appearance on his show when he found out about his flop at Career Day. He also kept on calling Jerry, Jimmy.

Answer
David Letterman


Winners
JujjyFruit|at|aol.com
Allie52927|at|aol.com
Oren567|at|aol.com
JohnTrvlt1|at|aol.com
MKadlub|at|aol.com
Xpoc50000|at|aol.com
Bigdog12OO|at|cs.com
nirbraves|at|yahoo.com
LauraFul|at|aol.com
PezzLTJ|at|aol.com
Zup999|at|aol.com
Devils4Lyf|at|aol.com
Pasta36685|at|aol.com
RhodeDawg|at|aol.com
GregWWD|at|aol.com

This Week
What "My Cousin Vinney" star had a crush on short, stocky, bald men that are whitty and funny? George also like her, but of course, he was engaged and he got punched in the face.

Send answers to:
Chris

by Friday, Jan. 12th.

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Guess?
By: Allie

Last Week
What was George's title at the Yankees?

Answer

Assistant to the Traveling Secretary

Winners
DemimBoy|at|aol.com
JujjyFruit|at|aol.com
mailto:KeyserS999
TSnyder752|at|aol.com
mailto:N0toyz4%20OJ
JohnTrvlt1|at|aol.com
seinlang|at|home.com

MKadlub|at|aol.com
RUDY4523|at|aol.com
nirbraves|at|yahoo.com
nealswisher|at|hotmail.com
mailto:RhodeDawg
mailto:GregWWD

This Week
What was the date Susan died?

Send answers to: Allie

by Friday, Jan. 12th.

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Remember the Time When...
By: Ivy

Jerry was describing to Elaine about the cleaning of his apartment in "The Statue".


Jerry: He really did an amazing job. He uncawagulated the top of the dishwashing liquid. He cleaned out the little egg cups. Look at this! He cleaned in the little 1-inch
area between the refridgerator and the counter. How he get it out of there!? He must be like Rubber Man!

Elaine: There's no Rubber Man.

Jerry: Why'd I think there was a Rubber Man? (pause) There's Elastic Man, there's Plastic Man.

Elaine: Alright, I'm leaving.

Jerry: Where ya going?

Elaine: Rava's house, I gotta pick up the manuscript.

Jerry: Hey, I'll go with you. (grabs his coat) Elaine, he windexed the little peephole (Elaine closes door)


(Thanks to nirbraves|at|yahoo.com)

If anyone has any ideas to make this better or moments that they want "remembered,"
e-mail me
.
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Reader's Poll
By: Andy

Last Week's Question:
This has nothing to do with Seinfeld, but seeing that this is soon to be the new year, what are some of your new year resolutions?

Tape all the Seinfelds and drink all the beer.
DoorsX316|at|aol.com


I always say I'll stick to it and never do. I have to lose weight. I also need to be less paranoid and more secure of myself. (I'm definitely George Costanza).
PierceMeAgain10|at|aol.com

only to answer poll questions relating to Seinfeld.
Zup999|at|aol.com

One of my New Year's resolutions is to score with Elaine. It will happen, I
guarantee ya that!!!
Buckphila|at|aol.com

Stop bitting my nails! ahhhh! hehe
Ivy

This Week's Question:
Jerry, Elaine, George, and even Kramer have all dated many people on the show...Name the best break up you can think of!

Send all poll responses to:
Chris
by Friday, Jan. 12th.

Note: The Seinfeld NL writers have the right to edit any poll responses that we do not feel are appropriate for the Newsletter.


Do you know of a poll you would like seen on here?
E-mail me and let me know!
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Did you know? Seinfacts!
By: Allie

    Yes, yes...even the fantastic writers of Sein Language make mistakes! Thanks to MANY people who pointed out that in the first episode "Kramer" was known as "Kessler" not "Hoffman"...I was just testing to see if anyone was paying attention : )
(rrright...lol)

Jerry's dad was played by two different actors.  The one many people don't know of was the dad in the episode where Jerry goes to the office of a lady he met at a party after his dad advised him to.  I believed that was entitled "The Stakeout"
(MINIMEZ|at|aol.com   &   mailto:MKadlub)

you never saw Newman in the first episodes he is mentioned

(
mailto:VDiMattina


Have a fact? Please
e-mail me!

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Stand Up
By: Chris
TOP

Sometimes you go to a nice restaurant, they put the check in the little book. What is this, the story of the bill?
"Once upon a time somebody ordered a salad."
There's a little gold tassel hanging down. Am I graduating from the restaurant? Should I put this on the rearview mirror of my Camaro?
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Character Bios!
By: Ivy

The Man behind Peter Stormare (Slippery Pete)...

His real name is Peter Rolf Stormare. Peter was born on 27 August 27, 1953 in Arbrå, Hälsingland, Sweden. Peter Stormare began his acting career at the Royal National Theatre of Sweden, performing for eleven years. In 1990 he became the Associate Artistic Director at the Tokyo Globe Theatre and directed productions of many Shakespeare plays, including "Hamlet". In 1993 he moved to New Yor, where he appeared in English productions. He continues to work in both the United States and his his homeland of Sweden. He resides in Los Angeles, California, USA, with his wife.


Is there someone you would like to know more about? Please e-mail me
.
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"Quote" Finisher
By: Andy

Last Week
"You know, we're living in a society! We're supposed......"

Answer
".....to act in a civilized way."
(Said by George in the Chinese Restaurant)

Winners

PierceMeAgain10|at|aol.com
GregWWD|at|aol.com


This Week
"For 50 bucks? I'd put my...."

NOTE: Remember that above all, I'm looking for the quote to be finished, then if you can tell me who said it and what episode it can from, that would be nice too.
GOOD LUCK!

Send answers to: Chris
by Friday, Dec 15th.

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Games
By: Andy
TOP

Last Week

1) Jerry hears the voice of a mysterious woman who talks dirty into his tape recorder and everyone becomes excited by the voice.
2) Jerry gets a dry cleaning discount while George pees in a health club shower.
3) Elaine has an out of country runner as her house guest. The runner had overslept and missed the big race at the last Olympics and Jerry obsesses with ensuring that it doesn't happen again.
4) Jerry's girlfriend walks around his apartment naked; she even eats breakfast and plays Scrabble naked.
5) Jerry, Elaine & George volunteer to help the elderly.


What's your total?!  ___


Answer
1) The Tape        25
2) The Wife            81
3) The Hot Tub        115
4) The Apology        165
5) The Old Man        58

Answer:  Total:      444

Winners
JujjyFruit|at|aol.com

This Week
Ok, this may be alittle challenging, but fun! I want you to:
1) List one of Jerry's famous quotes,
2) List one of Kramer's crazy ideas,
3) List a reason why Elaine dumped one of he boyfriend's,
4) and lastly, why you think George is a loser....

Now, in less than 15 lines, write a story or a poem about the stuff listed above. How silly can you make it? All will win!


Send answers to: Chris

by Friday, Jan 12th.
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Ivy's Stuff

Seinfeld's Good Manners
Having sex to SAVE a friendship doesn't always work

Crazy Ideas
George - Wanting to wear a toupe

Kramer - Having a hot tub in his apartment

Terms & Phrases
Comedians' Revenge - when a comedian, who has been heckled by a member of the audience, takes revenge on that person by going to their place of work and heckles them back
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Food Trivia
By: Andy
TOP

Last Week
In the Nonfat Yogurt episode, what flavor did Newman like?

Answer

Starwberry

Winners
JujjyFruit|at|aol.com
TSnyder752|at|aol.com
N0toyz4OJ|at|aol.com
Oren567|at|aol.com
Stephy1|at|aol.com
Xpoc50000|at|aol.com
GregWWD|at|aol.com

This Week
The high school gym teacher's teeth remind George of what?

Send Food Answers to: Chris by Friday, Jan. 12th.
Please - no descriptions. Send me the episode title.
Here's an episode guide that may help (
Episode List
)
Thanks!
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Spoofs!
TOP

No spoof this week!

Know of a spoof, any mistake you found on Seinfeld?
Please e-mail them to anyone of us, thanks!


Ivy   Chris   Vinney   Allie   Andy   James
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Seinfeld Quotes
By: Vinney Dee
TOP

Vinney's Picks (or No Pick)
"Would, does, is." - Jerry

"I'll tell you what you did Caligula. You combined food and sex into one uncontrollable urge." - Jerry

"The duck here's the best- the best, Jerry." - Bania

From the Fans
"You know, it's a very interesting situation. Here you have a job that you can get girls. But, you also have a relationship. But if you try and get rid of the relationship so you can get the girls, you lose the job. You see the irony?" --Jerry  (Seinfeld10|at|aol.com)

Send in your quotes!
Click here.

Last Week
"George, it's part of your heritage, it's who you are." - Frank Costanza
What is part of his heritage?


Answer
'Tis the season to be jolly. It's Festivus.


Winners
ElyseElyse|at|aol.com
RhodeDawg|at|aol.com
Zup999|at|aol.com
Devils4Lyf|at|aol.com
Actrss16
|at|aol.com
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|at|aol.com
Seinfeld10
|at|aol.com
DoorsX316
|at|aol.com
YaadahYada
|at|aol.com
seinlang|at|home.com

Oren567
|at|aol.com
N0toyz4 OJ
|at|aol.com
TSnyder752
|at|aol.com
Demim Boy
|at|aol.com
JujjyFruit|at|aol.com


This Week
"If he's doing that bad, maybe he's in line for another promotion." - Jerry
Who is in line for a promotion? This is a tough one. Hint: He's a psychopath (who on the show isn't? But this guy really is spooky.)

Do you know who this is? If so
E-mail me with your answer!
Responses must be recieved
by Friday, Jan. 12th.
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