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January 30, 2001
Sein Language
The Weekly Seinfeld E-mail Newsletter
And Internet Newsletter:
Sein Language Online!

(For NON AOL Subscribers!)
(will be on later tonight)
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Writers:

Ivy                    Seinfeld10|at|aol.com
Chris                Seinlang|at|home.com
Vinney Dee        VDiMattina|at|aol.com
Allie                Allie52927|at|aol.com
Andy                JohnTrvlt1|at|aol.com

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News
By: Ivy
TOP

I have a Mailing List...
All I send you is: upcoming episodes for the next 2 weeks.
(Great idea for those of you who are taping the show!)
To be added (If you are not already on)
Click here, then click yes.

Thanks to Chris, Sein Language on line, now has it's own domain name! You can now check out past newslettters along with the most recent at:
http://www.seinlanguage.com/


He also has his own domain name for his page!
http://www.seinboys.com/


SORRY!
Sorry the newsletter is out late in the week. I got a new job and so I had to give my two weeks and still work there and the new place, plus everything else I do. Andy is sick so I had to do his sections (everyone send him a get well card! lol). So it will never happen again. Ha, yeah right, lol. As always, I told Chris if I'm ever late, I had to put his name really BIG in the newsletter, hehe. A promise is a promise!

CHRIS is the Man! :o)

For all of you Seinfeld webmasters, we are currently looking for Community Leaders at Y!Geocites. Basically what that is, is you head up special projects, help other homesteaders, and much more. We really need people to help out so if any of you are looking for something to do only and want to help and meet new and interesting people just go to http://www.geocities.com/tvcitycom/ to see what exactly we do.  You don't have to have a Y!Geocities website to sign up. So just check it out and if you "Sein-Up" tell them that Chris (aka SeinBoys) sent ya! Thanks all!!

Remember: Those who don't have AOL, can click:
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If anyone has any news on Seinfeld or comments on the newsletter, we would love to hear them!

Thanks!
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This Week On Seinfeld
By: Ivy

Jan. 30 Tuesday - The Dinner Party
Jan. 31 Wednesday - The Bookstore
Feb. 1 Thursday - The Soup Nazi
Feb. 2 Friday - The Parking Garage
Feb. 3 Sat. or Feb. 4 Sun. - The Cafe

Go here to find scripts for these episodes:
Thanks to
Ian's Seinfeld Scripts!!!
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Pick Of The Week
By: Chris

Tuesday, January 30 - "The Dinner Party"   

   
The gang struggles to find gifts for a dinner party. Jerry and Elaine stop at a bakery to get a cake, but they forget to take a number and lose the chocolate pastry and the one they get has a hair on it. Kramer and George try to get the wine but must get change for a $100 dollar bill and wait for a double-parker to return to his car.
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Seinfeld Site Of The Week

Seinfeld-Fan.com Seinfeld
A really cool Seinfeld Site that has it all. This site has scripts, polls, bios, sounds, pictues, and episode guide, quotes, and plenty more!
So please take a look at this great site!
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Sound Of The Week
By:
Chris
TOP

This week's sound of the week is
George talking about how Pulp can move across the table. This sound was used in The Wink last week and its one of my favorite bites. Have a great week SeinFans!!

What sound would you like to see featured?
E-mail
me and I'll try my best!
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Silly Little Bios
By: Chris
TOP

Last Week
Bob Sacamanto

Winners

dogg_shitt|at|hotmail.com
ClumsyShyBoy|at|aol.com
Oren567|at|aol.com
Pqgrassa|at|aol.com
Kleems44|at|aol.com
Beagle1795|at|aol.com
PoetAlOrlando|at|aol.com
BlueByrd14|at|aol.com
AmyClem2|at|aol.com
CMorri0419|at|aol.com
AofSpades7|at|aol.com
RhodeDawg|at|aol.com
DemimBoy|at|aol.com
Actrss16|at|aol.com
TSnyder752|at|aol.com
GregWWD|at|aol.com
matanky|at|etzion.org.il
FHGAGeno|at|aol.com
Xpoc50000|at|aol.com
ElyseElyse|at|aol.com
LOVBOWLING|at|aol.com
AnGeLz105|at|aol.com
Allie52927|at|aol.com
Zup999|at|aol.com
GT1432|at|aol.com
YAnk85rsg|at|aol.com
JohnTrvlt1|at|aol.com
Glusnifr|at|aol.com
LauLiPoP114885|at|aol.com
BCALLALILLY|at|aol.com
Lacapetta|at|aol.com
abasscube|at|yahoo.com
PierceMeAgain10|at|aol.com
N0toyz4OJ|at|aol.com
nirbraves|at|yahoo.com
GaryRedus|at|aol.com
Liningbar|at|aol.com

This Week
Auto mechanic, the only honest one in New York. Car dealer. Lazy, dumb, stares a lot. Loves the New Jersey Devils. A recovering germaphobe. Listens to Christian music and has a Jesus fish on his car. Knows how to install a disposal (clarkman) for a shower. Is a face painter. Loves Arby's! Doesn't care that Elaine will go to hell. Fights with Elaine one too many times. Loves dip (why can't it be a meal?). Wears a man-fur then switches to the 8-ball because he saw Jerry wearing it and he looked like a "dandy. Steals Jerrys "move." Excessive high-fiving, and waffling Jerry on a Saab deal.


Do you know who this is? If so
E-mail
me with your answer!
Responses must be recieved by
Saturday, Feb 3rd.
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The Lucky Person is...
The Seinfeld Guy got interviewed this week!
By: Chris
TOP


This week our old editor and chief Brandon (mailto:The%20Seinfeld%20Guy|at|aol.com)!  I wanted to see what Brandon had been up to since he stopped writing for SeinLanguage. So read on for a "Where are they now?" SeinLanguage Style!  :)


SeinfeldLang: Hey Brandon! Long time no see! For those of you that don't know, Brandon was the one who originally started SeinLanguage. So tell us Brandon, what have you been up to since you stepped down?
The Seinfeld Guy: I've been doing a lot in school and have been involved in a lot of theater and choir stuff.
SeinfeldLang: Awesome...I'm glad there's life after SeinLanguage. So are you still an avid Seinfeld viewer?
The Seinfeld Guy: When I can. Often times I'm not home when the syndication comes on, but I like to pop in a tape and watch some when I can.
SeinfeldLang: Good good, I'm glad you're still on the Seinfeld horse. What do you think about Jerry and his new baby? Do you think he'll be a good father?
The Seinfeld Guy: I'm happy for him, I think he'll do well.
SeinfeldLang: Yeah, I'm sure we all wish him the best. Speaking of SeinLanguage, do you have a favorite Seinfeld stand up bit?
The Seinfeld Guy: That's hard to say. I like them all!
SeinfeldLang: Hahaha! Yeah that's how I feel too. :-) So, how do you think the newsletter has been doing under Ivy's supervision?
The Seinfeld Guy: I think it's doing wonderfully. Ivy is a great leader.
SeinfeldLang: She sure is, we're lucky to have a person like her at the helm.
SeinfeldLang: Well that pretty much does it for this week's "Where are they now"
:-) Do you have anything else to say to all the subscribers out there?
The Seinfeld Guy: Keep readin the newsletter, and yada yada yada this that and the other.
SeinfeldLang: :-) Haha...Thanks again Brandon! Talk to you later!


**NOTE: If I have talked to you about doing an interview and we haven't worked out a time yet, please e-mail me at seinlang|at|home.com or look for me online AOL SN:  SeinfeldLang. Thanks all!**


What to be the next person to be interviewed?
Send a e-mail to
Chris

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Trivia
By: Andy
TOP


HEY, DO YOU HAVE IDEAS FOR TRIVA QUESTIONS? SEND THEM TO ME!


LAST WEEKS TRIVIA
1) Who's the "regifter"?  
--Tim Watley
2) What did he regift?  
--A label maker
3) In "The Labelmaker," what piece of furniture did George love in his girlfriend's apartment?
--the velvet couch
4) Where did Kramer & Newman's game of Risk officially end?
--The Subway
5) What territory caused their game to end?
--The Ukraine

Winners
ClumsyShyBoy|at|aol.com
daniel_cueto|at|yahoo.com
smontag|at|paradise.net.nz
Oren567|at|aol.com
Pqgrassa|at|aol.com
AmyClem2|at|aol.com
RhodeDawg|at|aol.com
DemimBoy|at|aol.com
LOVBOWLING|at|aol.com
BCALLALILLY|at|aol.com
nirbraves|at|yahoo.com
PierceMeAgain10|at|aol.com

IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION
What territory did Kramer take as a penalty when Newman tried to cheat on "Risk"? ---The Congo

Winners

ClumsyShyBoy|at|aol.com
daniel_cueto|at|yahoo.com
smontag|at|paradise.net.nz

Trivia Masters

ClumsyShyBoy|at|aol.com
daniel_cueto|at|yahoo.com
smontag|at|paradise.net.nz

THIS WEEKS TRIVIA
1) Where is the Soup Nazi from?
2) Who first suggested in "The Nose Job" that George's girlfriend get a nose job?
3) Who peed on Jerry's couch?
4) What year did Jerry and George graduate from high school?
5) What did Elaine want to see instead of the English Patient?
(Thanks to nirbraves|at|yahoo.com for supplying some of the trivia)

IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION
What was the name of the newscaster in "The Trip"?


Respond to the trivia by sending E-mail to Chris
Responses must be recieved by
Saturday, Feb 3rd.
Remember: you need to get ALL trivia right!
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Celebrities on Seinfeld
By: Chris

Last week
What Friend's star played Merrill, Jerry's Girlfriend who pretends to be his wife so that she can get free dry cleaning?

Answer
Courtney Cox
(Note:  Her full name is now Courtney Cox Arquette but I accepted Courtney Cox)

Winners
ClumsyShyBoy|at|aol.com
Oren567|at|aol.com
Pqgrassa|at|aol.com
KRDYLAN|at|aol.com
Kleems44|at|aol.com
Beagle1795|at|aol.com
CMorri0419|at|aol.com
Pasta36685|at|aol.com
daniel_cueto|at|yahoo.com
azncars|at|hotmail.com
Actrss16|at|aol.com
PoetAlOrlando|at|aol.com
BlueByrd14|at|aol.com
AmyClem2|at|aol.com
RhodeDawg|at|aol.com
DemimBoy|at|aol.com
JohnTrvlt1|at|aol.com
TSnyder752|at|aol.com
http://Seinfeld10|at|aol.com/
GregWWD|at|aol.com
matanky|at|etzion.org.il
FHGAGeno|at|aol.com
ElyseElyse|at|aol.com
AnGeLz105|at|aol.com
Devils4Lyf|at|aol.com
Allie52927|at|aol.com
Zup999|at|aol.com
Wrabs|at|aol.com
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SwtBabe84|at|aol.com
GT1432|at|aol.com
YAnk85rsg|at|aol.com
Glusnifr|at|aol.com
LauLiPoP114885|at|aol.com
Cdavo|at|aol.com
nirbraves|at|yahoo.com
BCALLALILLY|at|aol.com
N0toyz4OJ|at|aol.com
PierceMeAgain10|at|aol.com

This Week
What Fraiser star played The Virgin in one of the most famous Seinfeld episodes ever?

Send answers to:
Chris

by Saturday, Feb 3rd.
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Guess?
By: Allie

Last Week
What two Eagle's songs were featured in "The Checks?"

Answer

Desperado and Witchy Woman

Winners
Wrabs|at|aol.com
FHGAGeno|at|aol.com
GregWWD|at|aol.com
Seinfeld10|at|aol.com
TSnyder752|at|aol.com
YAnk85rsg|at|aol.com
AnGeLz105|at|aol.com
MissWorld10|at|aol.com
LOVBOWLING|at|aol.com

Beagle1795|at|aol.com
Kleems44|at|aol.com
KRDYLAN|at|aol.com
Oren567|at|aol.com
ClumsyShyBoy|at|aol.com
BklynRat|at|aol.com
PoetAl Orlando|at|aol.com
YaadahYada|at|aol.com
azncars|at|hotmail.com
RhodeDawg|at|aol.com
BCALLALILLY|at|aol.com

This Week
What was the name of the big band song that Elaine guessed to win Mr. Pitt a chance to hold the Woody Wood Pecker Balloon in the Thanksgiving Day Parade?

Send answers to: Allie
by Saturday, Feb 3rd.
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Remember the Time When...
By: Ivy

Jerry and Kramer are in the operating room in "The Junior Mint"

Jerry: What's that?

Kramer: Juniot mints. Want one?


Jerry: No. (long pause) Where's you get those?

Kramer: Machine. You want one?

Jerry: No!

Kramer: Take One!

Jerry: No, I don't want it!

Kramer: Just take one.


Jerry: No, Kramer, stop it! (knocks the junior mint out of Kramer's hand. It falls into the patient and goes unnoticed by everyone)

(Thanks to nirbraves|at|yahoo.com)


If anyone has any ideas to make this better or moments that they want "remembered," e-mail me.
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Reader's Poll
By: Andy

Last Week's Question:
  If you had two tickets to the Superbowl (like Jerry did), who from the cast (anybody) would you take with you and why?

I would take Kramer, because he would get us onto the field with the guy's I have no dought about that. way to go Cosmo!
--KRDYLAN|at|aol.com

W/O a diubt i would take Lainey! I would make it a weekend trip w/ her and boy would it be fun!!!!!!
--Buckphila|at|aol.com

i'd take kramer's mother cause after working in that ladies' room she probly needs a nite out.. (and go NY!) 
--BklynRat|at|aol.com

id take the two biggest ginats fans so they can watch them kick baltimores ass
--Zup999|at|aol.com

Kramer b/c he would sneak us in hot dogs from Papaya King and somehow try to
get us better seats.
--Seinfeld10|at|aol.com

I would take Kramer, just because Kramer is the best guy to hang out with he is the funniest person I ever seen, we both like cigars, and I act just like him.
--JoeyAC|at|aol.com


This Week's Question:
In The Final episode, the gang is put in jail b/c of the Good Samaritan Law. Put yourself in their shoes, would you stand around and watch, like they did OR would you help?

Send all poll responses to:
Chris
by Saturday, Feb 3rd.

Note: The Seinfeld NL writers have the right to edit any poll responses that we do not feel are appropriate for the Newsletter.


Do you know of a poll you would like seen on here?
E-mail me and let me know!
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Did you know? Seinfacts!
By: Allie

On one of the episodes that shows Jerry warming up the audience, he's smoking a cigarette. Anyone catch that?

(Thanks to VDiMattina)

Have a fact? Please
e-mail me!

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Stand Up
By: Chris
TOP

How do they know that that is the definite exact day? You know, they don't say "it's in the vicinity", "give or take", "roughly"... They brand it right into the side of the carton (imitates hot-branding) -ssssst- "That's your God-damn day right there ! Oh don't screw with us. We know what day is the final day ! And then it is so over..."Ever had milk the day after the day ? Scares the hell outta you, doesn't it ? The spoon is trembling as it comes out of the bowl, "it's after the day, I don't know what the hell I'm doing here ! I don't know why I'm doing this ! I smelled it, you smell it, what is it supposed to smell like ?! I never smelled milk !". Maybe the cows tip them off when they're milking them... "July 3rd".
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Character Bios!
By: Ivy

The woman behind Courteney Cox (from the wife)...

Birth name is Courteney Bass Cox. Born on 15 June 1964,
in Birmingham, Alabama. She appeared in Bruce Springsteen's Video "Dancing in the Dark". She appeared in 'Counting Crows' "Long December" music video. She was engaged to David Arquette in 1998. Originally audtioned for the role of Rachel on "Friends." Named one of People Magazine's 50 Most Beautiful People of 1995 and appeared on the cover. Has 3 siblings. Parents divorced when she was 10, both remarried. Studied architecture at Mount Vernon College for a year. In 1997 she was voted Best Dressed Female Television Star. She was the first person to ever say "period" on American TV, in a Tampax commercial. She was the girl Bruce Springsteen pulled from the crowd to dance with him in the 1984 music video "Dancing in the Dark". She added husband's last name to her name, making her Courteney Cox Arquette. Also said she will eventually drop her maiden name and go by Courteney Arquette.

Is there someone you would like to know more about? Please e-mail me.
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"Quote" Finisher
By: Andy

Last Week
"And you didn't ask me to do it? I could raise enough money..."


Answer
"... to cure polio."
(Kramer has some lofty ideals and ideas in "The Barber")

Winners
None

This Week
"Finder's fee? But..."

NOTE: Remember that above all, I'm looking for the quote to be finished, then if you can tell me who said it and what episode it can from, that would be nice too.
GOOD LUCK!

Send answers to: Chris
by Saturday, Feb 3rd.
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Games
By: Chris
TOP

Last Week
Numbers!


1) Jerry lives in apartment __ A.
2) When Jerry went to Florida, how many Cubans did he bring back to Kramer?
3) How much money did nana give Jerry each year for his birthday?
4) What is Jerry's waist size?
5) The fur hat that Elaine bought for George in "The Checks" costs $__,000.

Now, total up all the numbers that you filled in. The number should be under 180. I want you to tell me which EPISODE you came up with and your favorite QUOTE from that episode. Here's an episode guide that may help (Episode List).

Answer
1) 5
2) 3
3) 10
4) 32
5) 8

Total - 58 episode is Old Man - And a quote

Winners
So what's up, Diggity Dog? --Kramer --Seinfeld10|at|aol.com


This Week
Jumble!

The following are six words. You have to jumble each one. To make it easier for you, they EACH are a title of an epiosde (not including THE). To the right of each word is what it should look like. For example:

LDAE    -    _ _ 0 _

The word is Deal and I would like for you to use the "A"
(This is the letter that is circled)

When you are done, take the letter that ends up in the circles and jumble them up (to make a word, of course). Once you have done that, you will have answered the clue that follows. If you are a SUPER SEINFELD quote lover, you will easily beable to answer the clue without doing any scrambling.
Good Luck and please e-mail me with the answer only.

C E O V I     -    _ _ _ O _
T H T U R     -    _ _ O _ _
T S N T C O E     -    _ _ _ _ _ O _
R A A Y E B L T     -    O _ _ _ _ _ _ _
L A T L S     -    _ _ O _ _
T O E N     -    O _ _ _

CLUE:  "Jerry, of course they're real?"
Who/what is real? (Contains 6 letters only)


Send answers to: Chris
by Saturday, Feb 3rd.
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Ivy's Stuff

Seinfeld's Good Manners
Don't fame a handicap at work, chances are you will get caught!

Crazy Ideas
George - Staying at Play Now even though he wasn't wanted.

Terms & Phrases
Hoochie Moochie - Term used when hearing you've had sex.
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Food Trivia
By: Andy
TOP

Last Week
What pie did George refuse to eat in "The Pie?"

Answer

Chocolate Creme Pie

Winners
None

This Week
What is the name of George's co-worker who stole the name T-Bone?

Send Food Answers to: Chris by Saturday, Feb 3rd.
Please - no descriptions. Send me the episode title.
Here's an episode guide that may help (
Episode List
)
Thanks!
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Spoofs!
TOP

The guy who owns the "jiffy park" parking lot, is also the same guy who owns a garbage dump that Kramer takes the muffin stumps to. also, it is the same tollbooth, but it says "Jiffy dump" on it.
(Thanks to FHGAGeno|at|aol.com)


Know of a spoof, any mistake you found on Seinfeld?
Please e-mail them to anyone of us, thanks!


Ivy   Chris   Vinney   Allie   Andy
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Seinfeld Quotes
By: Vinney Dee
TOP

Vinney's Picks (or No Pick)
"Don't you see? No boxers. No Jockeys. The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of Gabardine."
- Jerry 

IN MEMORY OF THE LATE SANDY BARON
"Come on. Take the pen."
- Jack Klompus

"That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me."
- Jerry

From the Fans
"Giddy up"- Kramer (from JoeyAC|at|aol.com)

"We've been talking to a really friendly son-of-a-bitch down there in the front office."    -Houston Astros Rep. (from CMorri0419|at|aol.com)

Send in your quotes!
Click here.

Last Week
"Master of the house... Keeper of the zoo..." - George
From what musical are these lyrics that George can't get out of his head?

Answer
It was from the musical Les Miserables. Just because a lot of guys knew the musical doesn't mean you're gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that.


Winners
mailto:Xpoc50000|at|aol.com
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Lovbowling|at|aol.com
mailto:Xpoc50000|at|aol.com
JohnTrvlt1|at|aol.com
Actrss16|at|aol.com
mailto:Oren567|at|aol.com
http://GT1432|at|aol.com/
Seinfeld10|at|aol.com

This Week
"Butros Butros Gahli!" --Jerry
What is Butros Butros Gahli?

Do you know who this is? If so
E-mail me with your answer!
Responses must be recieved
by Saturday, Feb 3rd.
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