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January 21, 2001
Sein Language
The Weekly Seinfeld E-mail Newsletter
And Internet Newsletter:
Sein Language Online!

(For NON AOL Subscribers!)

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If you have recieved this newsletter directly from Seinfeld10|at|aol.com, you are on the mailing list, to be removed, Click here, then click yes. To be added (If you are not already on) Click here, then click yes.
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Writers:

Ivy                    Seinfeld10|at|aol.com
Chris                Seinlang|at|home.com
Vinney Dee        VDiMattina|at|aol.com
Allie                Allie52927|at|aol.com
Andy                JohnTrvlt1|at|aol.com

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News
By: Ivy
TOP

I have a Mailing List...
All I send you is: upcoming episodes for the next 2 weeks.
(Great idea for those of you who are taping the show!)
To be added (If you are not already on)
Click here, then click yes.

Thanks to Chris, Sein Language on line, now has it's own domain name! You can now check out past newslettters along with the most recent at:
http://www.seinlanguage.com/


He also has his own domain name for his page!
http://www.seinboys.com/


For all of you Seinfeld webmasters, we are currently looking for Community Leaders at Y!Geocites. Basically what that is, is you head up special projects, help other homesteaders, and much more. We really need people to help out so if any of you are looking for something to do only and want to help and meet new and interesting people just go to http://www.geocities.com/tvcitycom/ to see what exactly we do.  You don't have to have a Y!Geocities website to sign up. So just check it out and if you "Sein-Up" tell them that Chris (aka SeinBoys) sent ya! Thanks all!!

Remember: Those who don't have AOL, can click:
Sein Language Online!


If anyone has any news on Seinfeld or comments on the newsletter, we would love to hear them!

Thanks!
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This Week On Seinfeld
By: Ivy

Jan. 20 Sat. or Jan. 21 Sun. - The Nap
Jan. 22 Monday - The Muffin Tops
Jan. 23 Tuesday - The Maestro
Jan. 24 Wednesday - The Maestro
Jan. 25 Thursday - Finale, Part 1
Jan. 26 Friday - Finale, Part 2 - Conclusion

Go here to find scripts for these episodes:
Thanks to
Ian's Seinfeld Scripts!!!
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Pick Of The Week
By: Chris

Friday, January 26--The Finale Part II


The videotape Kramer made is played for the jury. When the NBC executives arrive, George forgets about the trial for a moment and complains loudly about the plane. The prosecution begins to call their witnesses. Each witness called does more to breakdown the character of the foursome. The first witness is the elderly woman that Jerry stole the marble rye from. The virgin, Marla, is called to the stand and she tells the court about the foursome's contest. Further testimony is given by the bubble boy. The woman who needed a handicapped spot. The doctor who was on duty the night Susan died. Sidra, the woman with no implants. Mr. Bookman, the library cop. George's former girlfriend Robin, whose apartment caught on fire. The security guard from the parking garage. A detective from when Kramer was dressed like a pimp. The low-talker tries to testify (only she can't be heard). Steinbrenner talks about calzone and George's communism. The man who runs the cock-fights. The pharmacist who sold Elaine a case of contraceptive sponges. A co-worker tells about Elaine's Christmas card. Mr. Pitt tells about when Elaine tried to kill him with a pillow. The soup nazi takes the stand and finally Babu Bhatt returns to the US to tell about the cafe and his deportation. They are "very, very, bad."

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Seinfeld Site Of The Week

NewsGuys Seinfeld Lists
Remember when they mentioned.....?
In what episode was that mentioned?
I can't remember that movie!....What epsidoe was it in?
I have it on the tip of my tounge, but I just can't remember....
Do all these sound familiar to you? If so, this is the site for you.
It has lists of everything, anything that will answer those questions.
Oh, did I mention all the SCRIPTS it has???   :o)
Enjoy!
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Sound Of The Week
By:
Chris
TOP

Hey all you SeinFreaks out there. This week's sound of the week is
George trying to be the bad boy and tell two people off in the movie theater.

What sound would you like to see featured?
E-mail
me and I'll try my best!
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Silly Little Bios
By: Chris
TOP
Last Week
Sue Ellen Mishke

Winners

ArmyGl98|at|aol.com
LOVBOWLING|at|aol.com
Mermouth|at|aol.com
AmyClem2|at|aol.com
GregWWD|at|aol.com
forever_red2|at|hotmail.com
Allie52927|at|aol.com
Zup999|at|aol.com
nirbraves|at|yahoo.com
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JohnTrvlt1|at|aol.com
RazaL527|at|aol.com
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CMorri0419|at|aol.com
AofSpades7|at|aol.com
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LauraFul|at|aol.com
MKadlub|at|aol.com
anachloe|at|zaz.com.br
Stephy1|at|aol.com
Oren567|at|aol.com
RhodeDawg|at|aol.com
FHGAGeno|at|aol.com
ElyseElyse|at|aol.com
Actrss16|at|aol.com
Seinfeld10|at|aol.com
GT1432|at|aol.com
abasscube|at|yahoo.com

This Week
Kramer's friend we always hear about but never see, went in for a hernia operation and now he talks with a very high pitched voice, tried to undergo shock treatments but they didn't work because his synapses were too big, worked at a condom factory, had rabies, sold fur hats, Decided to attach a piece of elastic to a paddle and rubber ball.  His Dad also lives down in Del Boca Vista (Phase III) and hooked Kramer up with 20 Willard's (not Wizards).


Do you know who this is? If so
E-mail
me with your answer!
Responses must be recieved by
Friday, Jan. 26th.
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The Lucky Person is...
No one got interviewed this week!
By: Chris
TOP


This week, due to computer failure, there will be on interview this week. My apologies tomailto:%20Bosco505|at|aol.com. My computer froze and I lost the whole interview.  I'm very sorry and I will reschedule. 
If any other Seinfeld fans out there want to be interviewed, please e-mail me at
seinlang|at|home.com
. I have ICQ, Yahoo! Messenger, MSN Messenger, and AIM if you want to do the interview but don't have AOL. So feel free to e-mail me and we can set something up!

**NOTE: If I have talked to you about doing an interview and we haven't worked out a time yet, please e-mail me at seinlang|at|home.com or look for me online AOL SN:  SeinfeldLang. Thanks all!**


What to be the next person to be interviewed?
Send a e-mail to
Chris

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Trivia
By: Andy
TOP


HEY, DO YOU HAVE IDEAS FOR TRIVA QUESTIONS? SEND THEM TO ME!


LAST WEEKS TRIVIA
1) What did Elaine talk about in front of Marla "The Virgin?"
--Her Diaphragm
2) Where did the Maestro say Jerry couldn't rent a house?
--Tuscany
3) What boss did George airbrush out of a photo?
--Mr. Kruger
4) Where does George go with his "girlfriend" for her family's funeral in "The Implant?"
--Detroit
5) How does Jerry know he was "violated" by Whatley and his nurse?
--His shirt was untucked

Winners
Zup999|at|aol.com
ElyseElyse|at|aol.com
LauLiPoP114885|at|aol.com
GT1432|at|aol.com

IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION
What is George's reason for not wanting to have sex with a virgin?
--It's her first time, he doesn't wanna be remembered (he wants to be forgotten)

Winners

PierceMeAgain10|at|aol.com
AofSpades7|at|aol.com
AnGeLz105|at|aol.com
DemimBoy|at|aol.com
ElyseElyse|at|aol.com
LauLiPoP114885|at|aol.com
GT1432|at|aol.com

Trivia Masters

ElyseElyse|at|aol.com
LauLiPoP114885|at|aol.com
GT1432|at|aol.com

THIS WEEKS TRIVIA
1) Who's the "regifter"?
2) What did he regift?
3) In "The Labelmaker," what piece of furniture did George love in his girlfriend's apartment?
4) Where did Kramer & Newman's game of Risk officially end?
5) What territory caused their game to end?

IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION
What territory did Kramer take as a penalty when Newman tried to cheat on "Risk"?


Respond to the trivia by sending E-mail to Chris
Responses must be recieved by
Friday, Jan. 26th.
Remember: you need to get ALL trivia right!
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Celebrities on Seinfeld
By: Chris

Last week
What two hit TV Stars did George talk to behind the scenes of "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" when him and Jerry were in LA to try and find Kramer?

Answer
George Wendt and Corbin Bernsen


Winners
GregWWD|at|aol.com
Allie52927|at|aol.com
Pasta36685|at|aol.com
BD4GOP|at|aol.com
JohnTrvlt1|at|aol.com
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RazaL527|at|aol.com
TSnyder752|at|aol.com
AofSpades7|at|aol.com
PoetAlOrlando|at|aol.com
Oren567|at|aol.com
RhodeDawg|at|aol.com
LOVBOWLING|at|aol.com
LauLiPoP114885|at|aol.com

This Week
What Friend's star played Merrill, Jerry's Girlfriend who pretends to be his wife so that she can get free dry cleaning?

Send answers to:
Chris

by Friday, Jan. 26th.
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Guess?
By: Allie

Last Week
What condition does Kramer find that he has from the encounter with
Sister Roberta?


Answer

KAVORKA--
the lure of the animal

Winners
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LOVBOWLING|at|aol.com
RhodeDawg|at|aol.com
Oren567|at|aol.com
PoetAl Orlando|at|aol.com
TSnyder752|at|aol.com
AofSpades7|at|aol.com
mailto:JohnTrvlt1
http://GregWWD|at|aol.com/
YAnk85rsg|at|aol.com
LauLiPoP 114885|at|aol.com
AmyClem2|at|aol.com
KRDYLAN|at|aol.com

This Week
What two Eagle's songs were featured in "The Checks?"

Send answers to: Allie
by Friday, Jan. 26th.
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Remember the Time When...
By: Ivy

The Virgin - Jerry and George in the NBC lobby


Jerry: A month and a half we had. We did nothing. I can't believe we put it off until today and then we couldn't do anything because Elaine runs out to apologize to a virgin, crosses against a light, and knocks over a Chinese delivery boy. Now we're gonna make fools of ourselves, we got nothing. You're not even in show business. I gotta reputation. You drag me into the sewer with you. I've been on TV buddy boy. You know how fast word spreads in show business? It's like that (Snaps in George's face), like that! One bad impression, you're outta the business!

George: All right, let's postpone it. Let's get out of here.

Jerry: What do you mean? They know we're here.

George: I'll fake an illness. (Acts it out) My back! My back! I can't believe, my back.

Jerry: No, no, would you get up?

George: I can do this, Jerry.

Jerry: No.

George: All right, I'll tell them my sister died. (Starts fake crying) My poor sister died. She was standing and then she was laughing and then they SHOT her! That's the kind of sick city that we're livin' in. They shoot you for laughing. I must go and comfort my poor family. Jerry, take me home so I can comfort my... my poor family.


If anyone has any ideas to make this better or moments that they want "remembered,"
e-mail me
.
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Reader's Poll
By: Andy

Last Week's Question:
If Newman was your mailman, would you get him a Christmas gift?  If so, what would you give him?

id buy a dog just for him and when it didnt rain or snow and he delivered my
mail id send the dog out
http://Zup999|at|aol.com/


A drankes coffee cake!
http://Seinfeld10|at|aol.com/


This Week's Question:
Being that the Superbowl is coming up, and my Baltimore Ravens (yeah baby) are in it this year, this one seems appropriate...
       If you had two tickets to the Superbowl (like Jerry did), who from the cast (anybody) would you take with you and why?


Send all poll responses to:
Chris
by Friday, Jan. 26th.

Note: The Seinfeld NL writers have the right to edit any poll responses that we do not feel are appropriate for the Newsletter.


Do you know of a poll you would like seen on here?
E-mail me and let me know!
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Did you know? Seinfacts!
By: Allie

Did you know Jerry Seinfeld is left handed?? (as seen in "the checks")
(http://Razal527|at|aol.com/)

Have a fact? Please
e-mail me!

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Stand Up
By: Chris
TOP

I'll tell you what I like about Chinese people... as long as we're on the subject. They're hanging in there with those chopsticks. Still using chopsticks. You know, they've seen the fork. Oh they're well aware that we have the fork. And the spoon. I don't know how they missed it - Chinese farmer, getting up working in the field with a shovel all day... hello, shovel...! there it is... You're not plowing 40 acres with a couple of pool cues...
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Character Bios!
By: Ivy

The Woman behind Jessica Lundy (Naomi) -
(has a laugh that sounds like "Elmer Fudd sitting on a juicer")


Jessica Lundy made her film debut in the film Bright Lights, Big City (1988), and soon appeared in Vampire's Kiss (1989), and many others. She also starred as Gloria Utz on the NBC sitcom "Hope & Gloria" (1995). She attended NYU and began her career writing and acting in comedy shows working with a group in many New York City cabarets and clubs. She has been in such stage productions as "Becoming Memories" and "Mad Dog Blues". She starred in the off-Broad way remake of "Uncommon Women and Others".

Is there someone you would like to know more about? Please e-mail me.
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"Quote" Finisher
By: Andy

Last Week
"Jerry, I had some milk, I made a sandwich..."


Answer
"...I gotta get out of the building."
(Kramer reacting to the toxic gas in "The Doodle")

Winners
None

This Week
"And you didn't ask me to do it? I could raise enough money..."

NOTE: Remember that above all, I'm looking for the quote to be finished, then if you can tell me who said it and what episode it can from, that would be nice too.
GOOD LUCK!

Send answers to: Chris
by Friday, Jan. 26th.
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Games
By: Chris
TOP

Last Week
You were to do the poem/story.


Answer
No Responses  :o(


This Week
Numbers!
How well do you know your Seinfeld numbers?
(Please follow directions)


1) Jerry lives in apartment __ A.
2) When Jerry went to Florida, how many Cubans did he bring back to Kramer?
3) How much money did nana give Jerry each year for his birthday?
4) What is Jerry's waist size?
5) The fur hat that Elaine bought for George in "The Checks" costs $__,000.

Now, total up all the numbers that you filled in. The number should be under 180. I want you to tell me which EPISODE you came up with and your favorite QUOTE from that episode. Here's an episode guide that may help (Episode List).
Good Luck!


Send answers to: Chris
by Friday, Jan 26th.
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Ivy's Stuff

Seinfeld's Good Manners
Don't try to leave something (like a fur hat) at someone else's house to try to get another date.

Crazy Ideas
Elaine - Promoting the "mailman" at Peterman's.

George - Wanting the frogger machine.

Terms & Phrases
Comedians' Revenge - when a comedian, who has been heckled by a member of the audience, takes revenge on that person by going to their place of work and heckles them back.
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Food Trivia
By: Andy
TOP

Last Week
What food did Jerry use to represent George's brain?

Answer

Head of Lettuce

Winners
Due to the same restart as the one that took away my interview section. So all of you that answered correctly can give yourself a pat on the back. Again, I'm very sorry and it will never happen again.

This Week
What pie did George refuse to eat in "The Pie?"

Send Food Answers to: Chris by Friday, Jan. 26th.
Please - no descriptions. Send me the episode title.
Here's an episode guide that may help (
Episode List
)
Thanks!
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Spoofs!
TOP

Frank and Estelle say they sleep in different beds cause Estelle has the jimmy arms. but in "the cigar store Indian" George has sex in their bed.-- (nolimitz13|at|hotmail.com)

Know of a spoof, any mistake you found on Seinfeld?
Please e-mail them to anyone of us, thanks!


Ivy   Chris   Vinney   Allie   Andy
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Seinfeld Quotes
By: Vinney Dee
TOP

Vinney's Picks (or No Pick)
"Knowing you is like going into the jungle, I don't know what I'll find next, and I'm real scared." - Jerry

"I'm a great quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. I was raised to give up." -George

From the Fans
"Newman, you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce." - Jerry (from PoetAl Orlando|at|aol.com)

"You know I often wonder what you'll be like when you're senile." - Elaine (to Jerry)
(from JohnTrvlt1|at|aol.com)

"Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason." - Jerry
(from JoeyAC|at|aol.com)

Send in your quotes!
Click here.

Last Week
"
And you figured, what the hell, I'll eat some trash." --Jerry
What was the trash George ate? Specific food item, please.


Answer
It's was a chocolate éclair. Nevertheless it was trash.


Winners
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This Week
"Master of the house... Keeper of the zoo..." - George
From what musical are these lyrics that George can't get out of his head?


Do you know who this is? If so
E-mail me with your answer!
Responses must be recieved
by Friday, Jan. 26th.
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SeinLinks
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