Seinology.com - Where Seinfeld Content and Accuracy Matter Most. Seinfeld scripts in pdf form, Seinfeld episode video clips, Seinfeld episode audio clips, Jerry Seinfeld appearances, Julia Louis-Dreyfus appearances, Michael Richards appearances, Jason Alexander appearances, Seinfeld discussion Forum, Seinfeld Where are they Now? Seinlanguage Newsletter, Popular Seinfeld Lists, Seinfeld episode standup, Seinfeld episode guide, Seinfeld fan fiction. Seinfeld content all on one domain. Seinology.com enjoy your stay.




Newsletter

*Note: All back issues have been editted by 13erla


These edits have been done to help combat email spam

Jump to:
News-Sound of the Week-Silly Little Bios-Interview-Trivia-Games-Quotes-Standup-Spoofs-Food Trivia

January 20, 2002
Sein Language
The Bi-Weekly Seinfeld E-mail Newsletter
And Internet Newsletter:
Sein Language Online!

(For NON AOL Subscribers!)
http://www.geocities.com/seinlangnl

---------------------------------------
If you have received this newsletter directly from Seinfeld10|at|aol.com, you are on the mailing list, to be removed, Click here, then click yes. To be added (If you are not already on) Click here, then click yes.
------------------------------------
Writers:

                        Ivy                    Seinfeld10|at|aol.com
                        Chris
                Seinlang|at|home.com
                        Vinney
                VDiMattina|at|aol.com
                        Allie
                Allie52927|at|aol.com
                        Andy                Johntrvlt1|at|aol.com

------------------------------------
News
By: Ivy
TOP

I have a Mailing List...
All I send you is: upcoming episodes for the next 2 weeks.
(Great idea for those of you who are taping the show!)
To be added (If you are not already on) Click here
, then click yes.

Remember: Those who don't have AOL, can click:
Sein Language Online!

(will be on later monday night)

Reminder...
(The first week of the newsletter)
Monday night chat & Tuesday night chat (Jan. 21 & 22). Both at 9pm eastern.
Monday night will be held on my web page in the chat room.

Ivy's Seinfeld Page
(and click on chat room). It will be hosted by Dfrank1068 (Frank) and myself. It will be a Seinfeld chat and trivia.
Tuesday night will be held in a chat room on AOL. Yeah, sorry guys, this is only for AOL subcribers. It will be held in Arts and Entertainment - Seinfeld Trivia
. This too will be hosted by Frank and myself, but this will be ALL trivia! So, see you all then.  :o)

Again...
I need a favor from all of you. Well, this is actually to those who have seen Jerry live this past year. I am trying to gather as much of his new stand up as I can. I have quite a lot so far, but I would like more. As much as you could think of would be great, anything in detail. Take your time and try to remember. Please send anything you can think of to me! Thanks a bunch!

Once again...
MANY MANY MANY of you are asking me for Seinfeld episodes on tape. Now, I do have them, but I am not selling them nor taping them. I do not have the time. Sorry. However, there is a way we may be able to help, thanks to Chris. He made a so-called "trading club on yahoo." This is a great way for people from all over to trade/sell with one another. Here's the link:
Seinfeld Video Exchange


Wishing you a happy b-day!
Sein Language would like to wish YOU a Happy Birthday!
If you would like to receive a birthday greeting on your special day, please e-mail Seinfeld10|at|aol.com
(or click here) with your first name and your b-day.

If anyone has any news on Seinfeld or comments on the newsletter, we would love to hear them!

Thanks!
------------------------------------
This Week On Seinfeld
By: Ivy



Jan 20 Sunday - The Doll
Jan 21 Monday - The Friars Club
Jan 21 Monday - The Alternate Side
Jan 22 Tuesday - The Wig Master
Jan 22 Tuesday - The Red Dot
Jan 23 Wednesday - The Calzone
Jan 23 Wednesday -The Suicide
Jan 24 Thursday - The Bottle Deposit (Part 1 of 2)
Jan 24 Thursday - The Subway
Jan 25 Friday - The Bottle Deposit (Part 2 of 2)
Jan 25 Friday - The Pez Dispenser
Jan 26 Saturday - The Wait Out
Jan 27 Sunday - The Foundation
Jan 28 Monday - The Soul Mate
Jan 28 Monday - The Boyfriend (Part 1 of 2)
Jan 29 Tuesday - The Bizarro Jerry
Jan 29 Tuesday - The Boyfriend (Part 2 of 2)
Jan 30 Wednesday - The Little Kicks
Jan 30 Wednesday - The Fix-Up
Jan 31 Thursday - The Package
Jan 31 Thursday - The Limo
Feb 1 Friday - The Fatigues
Feb 1 Friday - The Good Samaritan
Feb 2 Saturday - The Checks


Go here to find scripts for these episodes:
Thanks to Ian's Seinfeld Scripts

NewsGuys Seinfeld Lists
------------------------------------
Pick Of The Week
By: Chris

Thursday, January 24
The Bottle Deposit, Part 1


George doesn't hear the details on an important project that Wilhelm wants him to
champion. Peterman wants Elaine to bid on a set of golf clubs at the Kennedy
auction, her ceiling is $10,000; however, she gets into a bidding war with Sue Ellen,
the Oh Henry! candy heiress. Consequently, she spends a bit more than she was
authorized. Newman finds the missing ingredient to make it cost effective in Kramer's scheme to collect used pop bottles and cans and take them to Michigan where the refund is doubled. Jerry takes his car to a mechanic, who's fanatical about car care. Elaine meets Jerry to get the golf clubs out of his car, but the mechanic, distraught over Jerry's negligence, steals it. Kramer and Newman collect their bottles and cans and hit the road in a mail truck.
------------------------------------
Sound Of The Week
By: Chris

TOP

This week's sound of the week is a quote by George for all of us to live by
. The wise words of George give us something to think about and base our lives off of. Have a great week everyone!

What sound would you like to see featured?
E-mail
me and I'll try my best!
--------------------------------------
Sein Language's
"Top Ten!"
By: Ivy

Top Ten Pet Names/Nicknames


10) The Wig Master
9) Koko the Monkey
8) The Braless Wonder
7) Gammy
6) Maestro
5) The Bubble Boy
4) Leapin' Larry
3) Vegetable Lasagna
2) T-Bone
1) The Soup Nazi


Do you have of a good top ten idea you'd like for me to do, please e-mail me!
Ivy
--------------------------------------
The Stand In
Last Week By: PearlJamNaural
This Week By: Shembee05


Last Week
Remember When

Thanks again to PearlJamNaural!!!

This Week
Trivia - Subject:  Relationships


1) Said Jerry was "bad naked"
2) Dated both a high and low talker
3) Obsessed with song "Desperado"
4) Had "Man hands"
5) Was Miss Rhode Island

Respond
to the trivia by sending E-mail to Shembee05
Responses must be received by
Wed., Jan 30th.
Remember: you need to get ALL trivia right!
Don't just answer one, if you need help, e-mail me and I'll be more than happy as to give you hints.

-------------------------------------
Silly Little Bios
By: Chris
TOP

Last Week
Patti

Winners

GigiPett|at|aol.com
nirbraves|at|yahoo.com
RhodeDawg|at|aol.com
tdigiano2|at|yahoo.com


This Week
A student at NYU. Kramer's new intern for his corporation, Kramerica Industries.
"Doing laundry...Mending chicken wire, hi-tea with a Mr. Newman." Very interested in Kramer's idea with the Ketchup and Mustard in the same bottle. Ended up serving time for helping drop a giant ball of oil on the "Heeellloooo" woman.

Do you know who this is? If so E-mail
me with your answer!
Responses must be received by
Wed., Jan 30th.
------------------------------------
The Lucky Person is...
Seinfan got interviewed this week!
By: Ivy
TOP


Seinfeld10:   Thank You Greg for taking the time to do this interview with me.
Seinfan:   My pleasure.
Seinfeld10:   Many of you may or may not know, but Greg is the Author of "The Seinfeld Universe: The Entire Domain." - Which is a GREAT book!  :o)    So...please tell us Greg, what is your favorite seinfeld episode and why?
Seinfan:   It changes almost every day.
Seinfan:   In the book I have my top 5, including the usual ones...The Contest, The Subway, The Boyfriend, but there are always ones that I see on TV and say, oh yea....
Seinfan:   like The Junior Mints.....that's probably my favorite right now, only because of the look on George's face when he figures out whats going on. 
Seinfan:   And I like the ones that reference previous episodes.
Seinfan:   So it makes Seinfeld addiciton more rewarding.
Seinfan:   I think the other ones I mentioned in the book were The Parking Garage, and The Chinese Restaurant. 
Seinfeld10:   I liked the Chinese Rest, but not so much The ParkingGarage.
Seinfan:   Maybe because I've been there, done that
Seinfeld10:   The Chinese Rest, I've done, lol.
Seinfan:   In the Chinese Restaurant, they were on their way to see Plan 9... and then years later they went to see it when Kramer spilt the latte in his pants. 
Seinfeld10:   Oh yeah.....Ok, this is a good question - Who is your favorite main character on the show?
Seinfan:   That was a small detail that rewarded the old fans.
Seinfan:   I think George was always my favorite. 
Seinfeld10:   Yup, me too. Reminds me of myself, lol
Seinfan:   I couldn't relate to the oddball, or the entertainer...
Seinfan:   but the "little guy" who has a real job...real estate, what have you. That was more where I was (and still am). 
Seinfeld10:   Yeah, he's a great guy. I love his humor. Ok, how about minor character?
Seinfan:   Even though he got somewhat detestable toward the end. In the beginning he and Elaine were the most normal. 
Seinfan:   Minor character... hmmm
Seinfan:   Mr Bookman was my favorite one-shot. 
Seinfan:   Just a great, absurd performance by Philip Baker Hall. 
Seinfan:   And then I would say, the parents, Crazy Joe Davola, Mickey.
Seinfeld10:   Oh yeah, definetly the parents!
Seinfan:   Susan and her parents.
Seinfeld10:   What about puddy? Find him funny? He's my fav.
Seinfan:   Puddy, yes. I think the face painter was a good episode. But remember, he was written out for a long time because he was doing some other silly show. 
Seinfan:   Mr Pitt I always liked too. 
Seinfeld10:   Yeah, but I loved him. Oh...and Peterman was great. Always in his own little world, I loved it!
Seinfan:   Oh, and what about Newman. But he was never minor. He was always a 5th beatle. 
Seinfan:   I once met the real peterman, and he was less than thrilled. 
Seinfan:   He didnt even know what "Seinfeld" was. 
Seinfeld10:   Eh, I never cared for Newman. Too annoying for me.
Seinfan:   He was always good for an evil laugh.
Seinfeld10:   So....what interested you in writing a Seinfed book?
Seinfan:   I was doing a Seinfeld newsletter (a paper zine) and was disappointed to find that there were no books about the history of Seinfeld. (Just that EW dictionary). So I said, wait a second, I should write one. 
Seinfan:   So I did, and it came out in 1996. Then it was updated and re-released in 1998. 
Seinfeld10:   So there are two releases of your book?
Seinfeld10:   I mean two different editions.
Seinfan:   Yes. The first printing has a picture of me eating a gyro on the back. The newer one has just a nice headshot. It was also published in the UK with no photo. I guess I was too ugly for the British.  :)
Seinfan:   Yes, the second edition has about 15 more pages, because I had to discuss two seasons after the first printing came out. 
Seinfeld10:   Now I wonder which one I have. Hmmmm. Hehe.
Seinfan:   The first one was called The Fan's Eye View or something like that, and the second one was called The Entire Domain.
Seinfan:   There were a couple of other books in 98, but mine was the first to come out in time for the finale. So I got lucky with the timing on that one.
Seinfeld10:   Ah, I see...cool. well the book is great!  :o) 
Seinfeld10:   I think that's about all the time we have. I know you have to get going. Maybe we can do this again sometime.  :o)
Anything you would like to say to the fans out there?
Seinfan:   Well, thanks. I was afraid of getting a lot of e-mail from angry Seinfeld fans, but the reaction was pretty good. Before I wrote the book, I was just a fan, just like all of you folks, so to have other fans enjoy it was very satisfying. It's hard to find, but Kramer has a bunch at his web site. (www.kennykramer.com)
Seinfan:   Sure any time. 
Seinfan:   New York is open for business and we need tourists! Come to Kramer's Tour and get some real soup from the real soup man! 
Seinfeld10:   Thanks again!


What to be the next person to be interviewed?
Put me on your buddy list and IM me anytime after 9 (eastern time).
Send a e-mail to Ivy

------------------------------------
Trivia
By: Andy
TOP


HEY, DO YOU HAVE IDEAS FOR TRIVIA QUESTIONS? SEND THEM TO ME!
****NOTE: ANSWERING JUST THE IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION DOES NOT MAKE YOU A TRIVIA MASTER, SO PLEASE RESPOND TO ALL TRIVIA, NOT JUST ONE QUESTION! IF YOU DON'T RESPOND TO ALL TRIVIA, I CAN'T GIVE YOU FULL CREDIT. (I WILL SEND BACK HINTS IF ANSWER(S) ARE INCORRECT, SO TAKE A SHOT). THANKS!


LAST WEEKS TRIVIA - MOVIES (Real or fake)
1) George had to read this book for a book club. Instead, he watched it at someone's home.
- Breakfast at Tiffany's
2) What movie did Elaine find incredibly boring, that all of her friends loved?
- English Patient
3) What movie did we see George cry over?
- Home Alone
4) This is a giveaway! - Jerry was caught making out duing what movie?
- Schindler's List
5) "Don't you want to know how they got in the bag?" Elaine
- Sack Lunch

Winners
Shembee05
|at|aol.com
LCCNTRYROX
|at|aol.com
PT Money7
|at|aol.com
SugarPlumbFairyJ
|at|aol.com
MSimon6986
|at|aol.com
PKeenoy
|at|aol.com
LdyLara
|at|aol.com
JGOR316
|at|aol.com
JujjyFruit
|at|aol.com
RhodeDawg
|at|aol.com
UM4ME
|at|aol.com
JEFF PETE 808
|at|aol.com
Oren567
|at|aol.com
Zup999
|at|aol.com
Bosko1627
|at|aol.com
GigiPett
|at|aol.com
Sanmich
|at|aol.com
ranonsen|at|yahoo.com

Creed5075
|at|aol.com

IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION
"When someone tries to blow you up, not because of who you are, but for different reasons altogether." - Kramer
- Death Blow

Impossible Winners

Shembee05
|at|aol.com
PT Money7
|at|aol.com
SugarPlumbFairyJ
|at|aol.com
JGOR316
|at|aol.com
Jmm509
|at|aol.com
JujjyFruit
|at|aol.com
RhodeDawg
|at|aol.com
UM4ME
|at|aol.com
JEFF PETE 808
|at|aol.com
Oren567
|at|aol.com
Bosko1627
|at|aol.com
GigiPett
|at|aol.com
Sanmich
|at|aol.com
ranonsen|at|yahoo.com

Creed5075
|at|aol.com

Trivia Masters

Shembee05
|at|aol.com
PT Money7
|at|aol.com
SugarPlumbFairyJ
|at|aol.com
JGOR316
|at|aol.com
JujjyFruit
|at|aol.com
RhodeDawg
|at|aol.com
UM4ME
|at|aol.com
JEFF PETE 808
|at|aol.com
Oren567
|at|aol.com
Bosko1627
|at|aol.com
GigiPett
|at|aol.com
Sanmich
|at|aol.com
ranonsen|at|yahoo.com

Creed5075
|at|aol.com

THIS WEEKS TRIVIA - PLACES!!!
1) Where did Sue Ellen Miskie plan to get married?
2) Where did the gang plan on going in The Final?
3) Where did Elaine want to go?
4) Where did Babu get deported to?
5) Lloyd Braun gave Jerry gum, where was it from?

Impossible Question
What is the pesto of cities, where everyone is moving?



Respond to the trivia by sending E-mail to Andy
Responses must be received by
Wed., Jan 30th.
Remember: you need to get ALL trivia right!
Don't just answer one, if you need help, e-mail me and I'll be more than happy as to give you hints.

------------------------------------
Celebrities on Seinfeld
By: Chris

Last week
What fashion tycoon put Kramer in his add as an underwear model where you could see, well...something?

Answer
Calvin Klein

Winners
PierceMeAgain10|at|aol.com
ranonsen|at|yahoo.com
DemimBoy|at|aol.com
Creed5075|at|aol.com
AofSpades7|at|aol.com
Oren567|at|aol.com
UM4ME|at|aol.com
Sanmich|at|aol.com
Zup999|at|aol.com
AmyClem2|at|aol.com
Bosko1627|at|aol.com
Glusnifr|at|aol.com
GigiPett|at|aol.com
RhodeDawg|at|aol.com
JujjyFruit|at|aol.com
Ktbyrnie|at|aol.com
Jmm509|at|aol.com
flyinmonkey|at|msn.com
JGOR316|at|aol.com
RUDY4523|at|aol.com
Amit13|at|aol.com
SugarPlumbFairyJ|at|aol.com
Stephie0385|at|aol.com
LCCNTRYROX|at|aol.com
LdyLara|at|aol.com
LCCNTRYROX|at|aol.com
Stephie0385|at|aol.com
SugarPlumbFairyJ|at|aol.com
Shembee05|at|aol.com
LilLesly|at|aol.com
Misseee11271|at|aol.com


This Week
What "Office Space" and "News Radio" star played a minor role in Seinfeld who was the bank teller who gave Kramer $20 for the guy saying "Hey" and not "Hello?"


Send answers to: Chris

by Wed., Jan 30th.
------------------------------------
Guess?
By: Allie

Last Week
What was the name of the woman who owned Pudo Mayo and Cinco de Mayo?

Answer
Gladys Mayo

Winners
Sanmich
|at|aol.com
Shembee05
    |at|aol.com
jmm509
|at|aol.com
Say Vandelay1
|at|aol.com

This Week
From what MUSICAL did George keep singing in front of Elaine's father?
(Hint: The Jacket)

Send answers to: Allie
Wed., Jan 30th.
------------------------------------
Remember the Time When...
By: Ivy


Jerry tells George about "The Deal?"

Jerry: Well, we've tried to arrange a situation where we'll be able to do this once in a while and still be friends.
George: Where are you living? Are you here? Are you on this planet? It's impossible. It can't be done. Thousands of years people have been trying to have their cake and eat it too. So all of a sudden the two of you are going to come along and do it. Where do you get the ego? No one can do it. It can't be done.
Jerry: I think we've worked out a system.
George: Oh, you know what you're like? You're like a pathetic gambler. You're one of those losers in Las Vegas who keeps thinking he's gonna come up with a way to win at blackjack.
Jerry: No, this is very advanced. We've designed at set of rules that we can maintain the friendship by advancing all of the relationship pitfalls.
George: Sure, all right. Tell me the rules.
Jerry: Okay. No calls the next day.
George: So you're havin' the sex, next day you don't have to call. That's pretty good. Go ahead.
Jerry: You ready for the second one?
George: I have tell you, I'm pretty impressed with the first one.
Jerry: Spending the night. Optional.
George: No, you see? You got greedy.
Jerry: No, that's the rule. It's optional.
George: I know less about women than anyone in the world. But one thing I do know is they're not happy if you don't spend the night. I could be a hot, sweaty room with no air conditioning and all they have is a little army cot this wide. You're not going anywhere.
Jerry: I think you're wrong.
George: I hope I am.

If anyone has any ideas to make this better or moments that they want "remembered," e-mail me.
------------------------------------
Reader's Poll
By: Andy

Last Week's Question:
If Jerry weren't a standup comedian, what job would he best be suited for?


I think he would be doing cereal commercials.
Shembee05|at|aol.com

Sales representative for a maid service.  He's very thin, and very neat.  He's might even be mistaken for a homosexual, although he's not. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)  As a sales representative, rather than a maid, he wouldn't have to get personally involved.  Which is how he would like to keep things.
flyinmonkey|at|msn.com

hot dog vender- hes not a 9 to 5, suit and tie guy
Zup999
|at|aol.com

Okay, I'd have to say that I picture him a writer of a very funny and popular comic strip.  That's not far fetched!!  He'd be very good at that.
PierceMeAgain10
|at|aol.com

I would like to hire Jerry as a personal dresser. He's neat, has good taste (except for the 'golden boy", and knows how to make my waist size an inch or so smaller.
GigiPett
|at|aol.com


This Week's Question:
What is your favorite stand up bit that Jerry does and why?

Send all poll responses to: Andy

by Wed., Jan 30th.

Note: The Seinfeld NL writers have the right to edit any poll responses that we do not feel are appropriate for the Newsletter.


Do you know of a poll you would like seen on here?
E-mail me
and let me know!
------------------------------------
Did you know? Seinfacts!
By: Allie

Actually, Kenny Kramer lived across from Larry David, not George, there is no George it's really Mike Costanza.
JujjyFruit|at|aol.com

Ben and Jerry's recently came out with a new ice cream flavor: Festivus!!!!
LCCNTRYROX|at|aol.com

Have a fact? Please e-mail me!

------------------------------------
Stand Up
By: Chris
TOP

To me the really funny thing about New York cabs is that you never get that much scared... when you're in the cab. I don't know why, something about being in Manhattan. No matter how dangerous it seems... it's all quite amusing in the back of that cab, isn't it ? He's flying around the road, he's... doing 90 up a one-way, and you're going... (amused) "I've never tried that in my car !". It's all a huge joke ! It's your life. And somehow it's all happening on TV there, it's all not quite real.The dumbest thing you can think in the back of a taxi cab is "well I'm sure the man knows what he's doing." Have you ever thought that ? "He is driving fast. And quite recklessly. On bald tires. But after all he's a professional. I guess he does this all the time. He's got a license, I can see it right there". I don't even know what it takes to get a cab driver's license. I think all you need is a face. This seems to be their big qualification. "That's the law now, no blank heads are allowed to drive cabs". It also helps to have a name with like, 8 consonants in a row.What is that "o" with the line through it ? What letter is that ? I don't remember that letter in school. You need a chart of the elements if you wanna report the guy. "Yes officer, his name was Ammal, and then the symbol for boron... I believe. I had the periodic chart with me at the time, I'm quite certain it was not manganese".
------------------------------------
"Quote" Finisher/Locator
By: Andy

Last week's Quote Finisher
I don't want to be remembered...."


Answer
"...I want to be forgotten."

Winners
LilLesly
|at|aol.com
Shembee05
|at|aol.com
JujjyFruit
|at|aol.com
Zup999
|at|aol.com
Sanmich
|at|aol.com
UM4ME
|at|aol.com
Oren567
|at|aol.com
PierceMeAgain10
|at|aol.com
GigiPett
|at|aol.com
AofSpades7
|at|aol.com
Demim Boy
|at|aol.com

This Week's Quote Locator
"You're not giving away our Waterpik!"


Send answers to: Andy
by Wed., Jan 30th.
-----------------------------------
Ivy's Stuff

Seinfeld's Good Manners
Don't sell your fathers cabana clothes, he might need them for a vacation.

Crazy Ideas
Jerry - Signing all those checks so that he could make some "extra money."

Kramer - PB & J's

Terms & Phrases
Cleavage Peek - What George gets when NBC president's teen daughter bends over.
-----------------------------------
Food Trivia
By: Allie
TOP

Last Week
What brand of beans did Elaine have to feed to her older boyfriend Owen?

Answer

"Yankee Beans, Yankee Beans, I love my Yankee Beeeeeans"

Winners
MKadlub
|at|aol.com
AmyClem2
|at|aol.com
Sanmich
|at|aol.com
SugarPlumbFairyJ
|at|aol.com
Arniekins1
|at|aol.com
AofSpades7
|at|aol.com
RhodeDawg
|at|aol.com
PierceMeAgain10
|at|aol.com
Say Vandelay1
|at|aol.com
Ktbyrnie
|at|aol.com
LCCNTRYROX
|at|aol.com
Stephie0385
|at|aol.com
LdyLara
|at|aol.com
Shembee05
|at|aol.com
Tingrin1884
|at|aol.com
BFS07
|at|aol.com
Vger319
|at|aol.com
GigiPett
|at|aol.com

This Week
What fruit from Oregon is only ripe for 2 weeks?

Send Food Answers to: Allie by Wed., Jan 30th.
Please - no descriptions (if asked the name of an episode).
Send me the episode title.
Here's an episode guide that may help (Episode List
)
Thanks!
------------------------------------
Spoofs!
TOP

In "The Note", George says that he doesn't like using urinals. However, when trying to avoid being alone with Elaine with nothing to say in "The Dog", he tells Jerry to go to the bathroom in the movies because the urinals are more fun to use.
nirbraves|at|yahoo.com

In episode 167 The Maid Jerry is caught by the police paying his maid Cindy.
But if you look carefully there is no one in the police car.
smuckers55|at|hotmail.com

Ivy   Chris   Vinney   Allie   Andy
------------------------------------
Seinfeld Quotes
By: Vinney
TOP

Vinney's Picks (or No Pick)
"He's a male bimbo, he's a mimbo." --George

"He's not bald. He's balding." - Elaine

From the Fans
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm loving every minute of it"!-Kramer
(from BOSSIP66|at|aol.com)

Send in your quotes! Click here.


Last Week

"So I made an explosive out of chick peas and stopped that rhino in his tracks." Who made the explosive. Hint: It wasn't Richard Reid.

Answer
It was that raconteur J. Peterman.

Winners
Creed5075|at|aol.com
LCCNTRYROX|at|aol.com
flyinmonkey|at|msn.com
GigiPett|at|aol.com
JujjyFruit|at|aol.com
UM4ME|at|aol.com

This Week
"I just thought of a great name for myself if I ever become a porno actor." -George

What was the "great" name?

E-mail
me with your answer!
Responses must be received
by Wed., Jan 30th.

GBA (God Bless America) guys!!!!!

---------------------------------
SeinLinks
Dr Kramer's Page
The Page of The Wiz

The Bizarro World

Cosmo Kramer

Ivy's Seinfeld Page

All Pursuits Seinfeld

Seinfeld! ByTheSeinboys!

Kramerica Industries

Ian's Seinfeld Scripts

Charlie's Seinfeld Page of Sounds and Stuff
 
Julia Louis-Dreyfus

The Seinfeldest Site On The Web

SeinCentral

Smuckers Domain

Swisher's Seinfeld Site

The End (A Seinfeld script)

Seinfeld Mysteries

What Went Wrong - And How It Should Have Ended

Randy's Kingdom!


Have a Seinfeld Page?
Submit
it to Sein Language, the weekly Seinfeld newsletter!
------------------------------------
Do you have any ideas to make this newsletter better and fresher? A new section, maybe? A contest, perhaps? A weekly chat? A new design or page layout? Anything! E-mail it to me at
Seinfeld10|at|aol.com

------------------------------------
That's a wrap for this week's issue of Sein Language. Don't hog the newsletter all to yourself, you're a very greedy person you know. You need to share with other people and force them to subscribe. As always if you want to send any of our writers a good word, do contribute to the newsletter in anyway with ideas or trivia questions, or heaven forbid, report an error, etc. We'd be more than happy to get your letters!
Ivy   Chris   Vinney   Allie   Andy

Copyright 2006 seinology.com | All Rights Reserved | Designed by 13erla