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Episode
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Who/what are you...?
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"What are you a doctor?" |
George to Jerry |
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"What are you Bud Abbott?" |
George to Jerry, after Jerry calls George an idiot for misunderstanding Schumann to be boyhood pal Artie, not composer Robert. |
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"Who are you my uncle?" |
Elaine to Jerry, after he gives her $182 for her birthday |
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"What are you like a Quaker now?" |
George to Jerry after Jerry expressed reluctance about getting a doctor's note to pay for George's massage.) |
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"What is this an Abbott and Costello routine?" |
Jerry to George |
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"What are you a baby?" |
George to Jerry |
| "What are you Joe Hollywood?" |
Jerry to George, after an impatient George tells Jerry to "cut to the chase." |
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"What am I, a hooker?" |
Elaine to Kramer after he overs her half a bag of condoms. |
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"Who are you Mannix?" |
Jerry to George, after George suggests that they escape from the limo by jumping out of it, and rolling so they won't get hurt. |
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"What are ya yellow?" |
Elaine to Jerry, chastising Jerry for not confronting the hit and run driver. |
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"What are you, Diana Ross?" |
Jerry to George, after George walks in with several stuffed suitcases and backpacks for the two day trip to LA. |
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"What is she, Rowan & Martin?" |
George to Elaine, about a therapist Elaine recommended |
| "What am I, trying to win an Oscar here?" |
George to Jerry |
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"Who are you to play God?" |
George to Jerry, after Jerry indicates he is going to come clean about the candy going into Elaine's ex-boyfriend during the operation. |
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"What are we, John Dillinger?" |
Jerry to Elaine |
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"What are you, in 8th grade?" |
Jerry to George, after George comments that he thinks Tony "the Mimbo" is such a cool guy. |
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"Who are you, Mrs. Robinson?" |
Kramer to Jerry, after Kramer asks Jerry to rub lotion on his back. |
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"What is he, a vampire?" |
Jerry to Kramer, in regards to Jon Voight biting Kramer |
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"What are you, in high school?" |
Elaine to George |
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"What are you, some kinda tough guy?" |
Brody to Jerry |
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"What are you, an idiot?" |
Jerry to Kramer, after Kramer buys a chicken - to produce Cage-free, farm-fresh eggs. |
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"What am I, a--a bulimic, chain-smoking, stenographer from Staten Island?" |
Elaine to Jerry |
| "What am I--some pom-pom wavin' backseat bimbo?" |
Elaine to Jerry |
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"What are you, a medieval dungeon master?" |
Jerry to Keri, in regards to her keys. |