Episode Number: 96
First Aired: December 15, 1994
Writer: Tom Gammill & Max Pross & Larry David
Story: Tom Gammill & Max Pross & Larry David & Sam Kass
Director: Andy Ackerman
Guest Stars: Todd Kimsey (as Ned) Renee Props (as Lois) Don McManus (as Duncan) Vicki Lewis (as Ada) Claude Earl Jones (as Mr. Bevilaqua) Mark Christopher Lawrence (as Boss) Michael Sorich (as Castro) Denise Poirier (as Arlene) Spencer Klein (as Kid) Martin Chow (as Lew) Eva Svensson (as Woman) Danny Woodburn (as Mickey) Larry David (as Voice of George Steinbrenner (uncredited))
Through his current girlfriend, Lois, Jerry meets an old rival, who suspects that he cheated in a high school race and he wants a rematch with Jerry to prove he was faster. Elaine is put on a "blacklist" for Chinese food delivery and finds out her boyfriend is a Communist. George responds to a personal ad in a Communist newspaper while at work, when Steinbrenner hears about it, he wants to see George in his office. Through his friend Mickey, Kramer becomes a department store Santa, who later spouts out Communist propaganda.