Episode Number: 80
First Aired: February 24, 1994
Writer: Larry David
Director: Tom Cherones
Guest Stars: Mark Tymchyshyn (as Phil) Karla Tamburrelli (as Daphne) Debbie Lee Carrington (as Tammy) W. Earl Brown (as Al) Michael Rivkin (as Fulton) Joe Gieb (as Johnny) Layne Beamer (as Father) Thomas Dekker (as Son) Jerome Betler (as Director) Danny Woodburn (as Mickey)
Kramer talks his stand-in friend, a "little person" into getting lifts, to keep his job. Jerry visits a sick friend, who's in need of a good laugh, at the hospital. George and his latest girlfriend have nothing to say to each other, he wants to break up, but won't when he finds out she is being urged to break it off. One of Jerry's friends "takes it out" while on his first date with Elaine. Jerry's friend takes a turn for the worse after his first visit, so he tries again.