Episode Number: 155
First Aired: May 8, 1997
Writer: Spike Feresten
Director: Andy Ackerman
Guest Stars: Rena Sofer (as Mary Anne) Melinda Clarke (as Alex) Chaim Jeraffi (as Jiffy Dump Guy) Sonya Eddy (as Rebecca) Barry Kramer (as Bag Guy) Elayn Taylor (as Book Fan) Paige Moss (as Girl) Viola Kates Simpson (as Old Woman) Jack Riley (as Rider) Bunny Summers (as Rider) Earl Carroll (as Rider) Norman Brenner (as Rider) Reuven Bar (as Foreign Guy) Vince Donvito (as Passerby) Chris Burmester (as Passerby) Deck McKenzie (as Man) Victoria Fischer (as Bartender) Keith Sellon-Wright (as Guy) Wayne Knight (as Newman) John O'Hurley (as Peterman) Richard Fancy (as Lippman) Larry David (as Voice of George Steinbrenner (uncredited))
George watches a bag for a tourist who never comes, so he starts wearing some of his clothes and is mistaken for a toursit by an attractive visotor centre employee called Mary Anne. Elaine tells Kramer that the stories he sold to Peterman were put into the book, Kramer goes to the book signing claiming he's the real Peterman, but is pushed out by Peterman's henchman. In retatliation he starts The Peterman reality tour. Elaine meets Lippman and they go into business together selling just the top of muffins. Jerry's girlfriend Alex likes mexican hairless dogs so Jerry decides to shave his chest to Kramer's horror. Mary Anne doesn't think George can cop in NY so he pretends that he's moving there. Alex and Jerry go on The Peterman Reality Tour but Jerry's chest hair begnis to come back and screams like a wearwolf scratching it. Steinbrenner trades George to Tyler Chicken
"Tyler Chicken"was supposed to be called "Tyson Chicken" at one point but was changed to avoid any legal entanglements. The last episode to feature George at the YankeesKramer's Reality Tour is based on an actual NYC jaunt hosed by the real Kramer.