Episode Number: 109
First Aired: May 11, 1995
Writer: Larry David
Story: Larry David & Fred Stoller
Director: Andy Ackerman
Guest Stars: David Richardson (VI) (as Fan #1) Mark DeCarlo (as Alec Berg) Raye Birk (as Mr. Pless) Pierrino Mascarino (as Father Hernandez) Joe Lala (as Priest) Katy Selverstone (as Siena) Peggy Lane O'Rourke (as Waitress) Dave Powledge (as Fan #2) Jan Eddy (as Fan #3) Lawrence LeJohn (as Crowd Member) Patrick Warburton (as Puddy)
George and his girlfriend discuss toilet paper and he is in love. Elaine's boyfriend paints his face and his behavior at a hockey game, disturbs Jerry, Elaine and a passing priest. A monkey throws a banana peel at Kramer, when he throws it back, the monkey becomes depressed and the zoo demands an apology. George tries to tell his girlfriend that he loves her, but her reaction surprises him. Jerry refuses to give the "necessary" follow-up courtesy thank you for the hockey tickets and Kramer is outraged.